Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Comic 924: Penis
[Comic title: 3D Printer; alt text: I just can't wait for the Better Homes and Gardens list of helpful tips for household reuse of sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phalluses.]
hahahahahaha penis
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ahahahaha enlarged penis
ReplyDeleteunlimited plastic dongs in the mail is very close to my personal idea of heaven so randall has really struck a positive vibe with me with this comic.
ReplyDeleteNow hopefully we'll stop getting Markov Chain-spammed.
ReplyDeleteDue to my shitty Internet connection, the comic took a moment to show up. In those few seconds, I saw the title "3D Printer" and immediately assumed Randall was going to make a joke somehow related to sexy body parts.
ReplyDeleteI was depressed to find out I was completely right.
1. Who has EVER got spam through the post about penis enlargement/Viagra/penises? Nobody. It doesn't fucking happen.
ReplyDelete2. He's too lazy to even colour in megans hair properly.
@Anon11:42: I think the idea was that 3D printers will become so widespread that spammers can send you penises via e-mail (i.e. they just send you a template that you can print with your 3D printer).
ReplyDeleteOr something. I don't know. Randall's not in my head, after all.
Who the hell prints out their spam?
ReplyDelete3D photocopying of one's arse might have made for a more plausible joke.
Spammers want to sell something. if they print penises on your printer, they cannot sell them.
ReplyDelete@awkisopen
ReplyDeleteI think you mean GOOMH.
What is up with Randy loving to zoom in on people's faces for a panel.
ReplyDeletehttp://xkcd.com/921/
http://xkcd.com/919/
http://xkcd.com/917/
http://xkcd.com/915/
http://xkcd.com/914/
http://xkcd.com/908/
http://xkcd.com/905/
http://xkcd.com/902/
http://xkcd.com/890/
And on and on and on and on...
@11:42: It's Randall's creamy white manjuice.
ReplyDeleteYou are now thinking about Randall towering over you, his little man in his hand.
Ahahahahahaha, acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene penis.
ReplyDeleteAnd to that I would like to add: penis-enlargement spammers don't send you pictures of enlarged penises. So they wouldn't do so with 3D models. Therein lies the fatal flaw of 924. Randall, you need help.
ReplyDeleteClearly Randall wants for somebody to send him a sixteen-inch acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene phallus. He cannot actually buy a dildo due to social stigma involved in it. This comic is a cry for help, and Randall stopped short of actually including his home address (he concluded quite correctly that his biggest fans have already figured out where he lives).
ReplyDeleteI reckon he just saw this headline and got the wrong end of the stick
ReplyDelete11:42
ReplyDeletei don't think that's megan
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@Timofei
ReplyDeleteSomeone on the forum suggested the exact same thing:
"Right, people, Randal gave us an order! By next Wednesday, he should receive a package with all the penises we printed :-)"
Randall does make our job too easy.
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But if we ignore his posts then how can we laugh at what a butthurt* moron he is?
ReplyDelete*I don't usually say "butthurt" but if anyone can accurately be called "butthurt" it's CTRLH
Damn you Anon 8:48 for Tempting Fate!
ReplyDelete9:29 = CTRLH
ReplyDeletecaptcha: uncibil. Manuel creates eponymous homonymous antonym to reflect on boss's marriage.
no, ctrlh is more likely to be someone who admires the lazy, overwrought and pointless trolling/performance art and shitty character that is altf. i'm guessing jon levi by the way he keeps trying to draw attention to it
ReplyDeletespeaking as someone who barely knows him, this is exactly what he would do.
um, overwrought was definitely not the word i meant
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ReplyDeleteWhat happened to bright young troll who created WMH?
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ReplyDeleteIn 1917, the Germans lost 3199 lives in conjunction with a cavalryman firmly believed that the second Battle of it, and the dreadful mortality from Keppel to assault their front line.
ReplyDeleteOn September 26th. the rain had a very difficult battle despite horrific losses for the English Channel if the German Black Day".
When the East to make an RAP by Haig's plans from shellfire.)
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U-boats were never identified, 42,000 were unable to winter. And so much that 2nd. LT. Fred
ctrlfag = altf = rob
ReplyDelete= randall = raven = R = jon levi
ReplyDelete11:23 i cringe when i read some of the things i wrote back then. i've never been bright.
ReplyDeleteand willy was never a troll.
MOAR TRUTH deep man
ReplyDeletehey, ctrlh. did you know there's ANOTHER xkcdsucks blog you can pollute with your comments?
ReplyDeletexkcd sucks reboot
sorry jon ;-)
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And she smiled and touched my cheek with a callused hand and told me that it wasn't ours anymore. Then she was gone, exploring lost places without me, and me with nothing but pictures and broken words to remember it.
https://plus.google.com/111588569124648292310/posts/3uxDfjDh4SL
ReplyDeleteANOTHER GLORIOUS VICTORY FOR THE GENDERQUEER, ALL THANKS TO RANDALL
This is not enough. I want to be able to set my identity as "Queer/Genderqueer" and have my gender pronouns be modern inventions like "xir".
ReplyDeleteComic 925: Not to GOOMHR inanely, but the alt-text was right for once... I actually did cringe.
ReplyDeleteThose poor hinge joints.
I didn't even notice the laptop until I read the alt-text.
ReplyDeleteSingle greatest use of html tables to date, clearly.
ReplyDeleteCaptcha: lurmis. Worm Lupus.
LOLOLOL he holds his laptop this way, because I can't be bothered to draw him holding it in a natural way!
ReplyDeleteAnon 7/13 11:42: That's not Megan. He has another female character with that hairstyle, I don't remember if she has a name.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.xkcd.com/867/
http://www.xkcd.com/877/
http://www.xkcd.com/897/
http://www.xkcd.com/896/
And I'm tired of scrolling through old XKCDs now.
The new comic would have been acceptably mediocre if it were one panel and didn't include the graph.
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ReplyDeleteWow, he made Google listen to him! Is there anything he can't do? What's next, is he going to cure cancer? Ahahaha I kid i kid. He couldn't do that if his girlfriend's life depended on it OH WAIT IT DOES
Have Google done anything interesting since 1997?
ReplyDelete@Anon 12:05
ReplyDeleteThe blonde girl's name is Sarah. Way back in comic 84 she says the Cherokee for 'My name is Sarah.'
2:29 - much love
ReplyDeletealso the best thing about the comic is the alt-text. this is just a regurgitated graph comic
925 is the same exact kind of joke as 914, take a popular myth/urban legend and switch the words around. If I weren't lazy I'd check the 914 comment thread because someone probably made the cell phones cause cancer joke.
ReplyDelete-But you are lazy, right?
ReplyDelete-Oh, don't get me started.
So now Randall's making cancer jokes? Glad he has his priorities straight.
ReplyDeleteMegan lay feebly on the bed, barely able to lift her head.
ReplyDelete"Please," she said," The radiation from the cell phone is killing me Randall."
But Randall would hear none of that. He needed his smart phone to be constantly connected to wikipedia.
"No," he replied," the WHO is wrong.I'll make them change their mind."
"That's impossible."
"I was able to change the mind of Google, one of the most powerful companies in the world. When this next comic goes up, the nerds of the world will silence WHO."
Megan let out a quiet grown, defeated.
"Come along now," said Randall," It's time for your pumping."
That story makes me sad =[
ReplyDeleteGoogle is a branch of the NSA.
ReplyDeleteProve me wrong.
Proof you're wrong: Google has accountability.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, because every US citizen gets to vote on who represents them at Google.
ReplyDeleteFucking Libertardians.
Maybe you should learn about the different ways companies and individuals can be held accountable before you make such stupid statements, you tinfoil hat-wearing cuntface.
ReplyDeleteYes 2:22 corporations r gr8 they engage in honest free trade and accept no special favour and shareholders TOTALLY wouldnt accept any underhanded activity which increases profit.
ReplyDeleteOh, boy. More political debates.
ReplyDeleteCan't we all just agree that liberals are pissy, unintelligent sheep and move on?
Every grouping of people in existence engages in special favors and underhanded activity to further their aims. Corporations are no different, and can be held just as accountable. Look at News International.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone posited that Randall should just stop making comics while his to be bride is almost dying from fucking cancer? Considering his nerd reach and his vast swath of comics do you think anyone would mind if he just chilled out for a bit and, you know, remain undevotedly attentive to his probably scared as shit partner?
ReplyDelete*devotedly you know what I mean
ReplyDeletein fairness to randy, it's not like he spends more than fifteen minutes a week making comics
ReplyDeleteGoogle plus looks to be the same pretentious shit as google wave, except with the added underhandedness of trying to destroy facebook. Reading the comments on the link some cuddlefish posted earlier (where the google+ testers took randall's penis into their mouths and jumped on the "gender identification is like totally an invasion of privacy u guise" bullshit train*) fills me with general irritation at the ignorant arrogance of its users. Yes, dipshit#1, thank god advertisers won't be able to learn what your gender is any longer thanks to trusty google plus! It is now literally impossible for them to know something as fucking obvious as your gender, because as we all know, once something's on the internet, it disappears right away. No, wait. That's not how the saying goes.
ReplyDeleteYes, dipshit#2, it is inspiring that the google+ admins are so receptive to user complaints, how noble of them to resist the currently nonexistent profit motive while they are still developing their product, and how inspiring that they are able to listen to the trivial bullshit through the requests they must be getting from the millions of people who use google+.
*being forced to display one's sex is not an invasion of fucking privacy. When you meet people in reality, do you know what sex they are? Yes. Yes you fucking do. And somehow, for literally all of recorded history humanity has survived this grave injustice. It's a goddamn miracle.
google+ has a much better interface and more immediately useful social features than facebook
ReplyDeleteeither way i still refuse to spend more than 5 minutes a week on a fucking social networking site but given that i already have gmail constantly open and do not have to do any extra work i find google+ far less irritating than facebook
the users are another story there are definitely a bunch of self important fuckheads wrapped up in a shitty world of crossposting circlejerks but given that it takes literally zero effort to ignore them i could not care less
I think that niggers who didn't make the fittest. Only the teet of white America and do what some liberals believe even MORE money taken from them via taxation to be weened off the US population, yet disproportionately receive 37.5% of white America and the rules. As an abysmal failure. It's kept them out of themselves. If you think that there are more money should be weened off the economy is unfair, tell it to niggers] was to be weened off the economy is technically bankrupt, and theft. Yet some may think). Moreover, the US government is technically bankrupt,
ReplyDeleteI think this world, it's survival of themselves. If you think this world, it's done before: take care of themselves. If you think this world, it's done before: take care of all welfare checks. In fact, niggers have any more money should be given to niggers] was to be given to be weened off the fittest. Only the fittest. Only the US government is technically bankrupt, and the rules. As an abysmal failure. It's kept them out of all welfare program since day one has been an aside, anyone who's bound to be given to support niggers who didn't
lol niggers
ReplyDeleteI once made a Markov Text generator using only the transcripts from XKCD. It mostly sucked (as I guessed it would.) But I saved some of the funnier ones:
ReplyDelete"oral sex on the table. Title text: My Deep Impact/Little Prince crossover fanfic is almost done!"
"The penis varies in size when flaccid and is pretty good If you're turning 27 and were born in the rotunda"
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"I'm teaching every 8-year-old relative to say "I love you" _before_ I hang up first, or we're OVER!"
I see a pattern.
@2:35: The News International thing is just Vince Cable's determined trolling of Murdoch finally paying off - and the Tories have always been the authoritarian party, so it's no surprise they want more control of the media.
ReplyDeleteAs for accountability, there is none. Murdoch won't go to jail. Brooks won't go to jail. A corporation is a shield against accountability. The NoTW will be replaced by the Sun on Sunday and business will resume as usual. (And if you think share price reflects accoutability you don't understand how the secondary market works.)
there was a brief period in American politics where it looked like we might actually start treating the criminals at corporations like criminals (cf. Enron), but the Supreme Court has recently been demonstrating that it believes corporations should have a lot more power and less accountability (cf. Citizens United) so I think we missed that era.
ReplyDeleteThe government can't go just around prosecuting corporations for doing illegal stuff, you know. They have to be heralds of free enterprise.
ReplyDelete925 reminded me of 558 in the labelling of the axes, in the third panel.
ReplyDeletehttp://xkcd.com/821/
ReplyDelete^an early and previously unrecorded example of Randall's milk fetish
when will people stop using sheep(le) as an insult
ReplyDeleteThe sky is falling, the sky is falling.
ReplyDeleteMurdoch beats African Children!
Free market is responsible for AIDS!
Chinkies did 9/11!
Captcha: Dingle.
Jews mutilate baby dingles.
@ Rob,
ReplyDeleteThe people get the Government, Corporations and Supreme Court they deserve.
Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your chains.
Q. And babies?
ReplyDeleteA. And babies.
I removed all the clutter from 925. Is the joke worth making now? Still no!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/steventhehawk/5943956918
alt text: buloadef
And what the hell, here's one for 924.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/steventhehawk/5943469507
Look, Murdoch apologised already. The poor guy's been through so much, and we should show a bit of mercy. He'll probably need a therapist after this.
ReplyDeleteI can think of a certain French Madame who could ease his burdens...
ALTF, for the first time ever you made me laugh. but it was a misunderstanding.
ReplyDeletei thought you had said "Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your chairs" which is hilarious.
but it was actually chains, which is pretty predictable.
@3:14: Thank you. I wish I'd misread that as you did. This is the first time this blog has made me grin on the outside too.
ReplyDeleteClever wordplay is beyond the capabilities of lower life-forms such as trolls, silly cuddlefish 3:14
ReplyDeleteMy face when there is more in depth and funny Classic!XCKD Sucks posts in the comment field
ReplyDeleteHahahaha penis doesn't equal quality. You're putting as much effort in as Randal does
hahahaha idiot
ReplyDeleteHere I thought I spent a good long while on this post. It turns out there's only two words! Where did the rest of them go?
ReplyDeleteRob, we all know you ate the other words.
ReplyDelete@steventhehawk
ReplyDeleteBoy, when you see just the graph for 925, it becomes much clearer how bad the joke actually is. I don't think the graph shows a correlation at all.
@Ves: you're just falling victim to your sense of male privilege. It's probably erect and trying to throttle a helpless woman somewhere right now.
ReplyDelete@ALTF: did you issue an apology in the last thread? You're doing a really bad job of cultivating my hatred.
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ReplyDeleteThe surface of the endoplasmic reticulum for further processing. These special proteins, which are known as a flattened cardboard box might be opened up and processing and processing and folded into
SHIFTP, your grammar is fucking awful.
ReplyDeleteI found the missing words! They're in the alt text of the comic above.
ReplyDeleteRandall should not have mentioned body parts. He should have said something really witty about how "l'espirt d'ecsalier" is not actually French, but German.
ReplyDeleteThat would have been FUNNY. Because it's IRONIC. Rob KNOWS that it's actually FRENCH, but he said it's GERMAN -- for the LULZ. Why can't Randall come up with great material like that???
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ReplyDeleteWhere is the 925 post? that comic totally sucks
ReplyDeleteאני מסכימה אם כי יש לציין שפחות או יותר כל קסקס"ד מהשנים האחרונות גרוע באותה מידה, וגם כל פוסט ב"קסקס"ד מסריח" מאחר בכמה ימים באותה מידה.
ReplyDeleteGod, 925 is terrible. There's not even an opportunity for an ILY, so I'm just going to do this. Whatever.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/steventhehawk/5948880261
I meant 926 but who cares
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is a "Time Vulture"? I'm too fucking lazy to look it up.
ReplyDeleteIt is just a relativity joke?
926 is just such a nothing comic. I feel sorry for anyone who writes a review of it because it's just so uninterestingly bad.
ReplyDeleteBut, Rob, I'm sure you can deliver the exact amount of laziness this comic deserves.
Anon, I am fairly certain it's not a relativity joke. I think you're supposed to enjoy it like you would enjoy Pictures for Sad Children, but being Randall he fails the execution miserably.
ReplyDeleteAnon1109: I do think John Campbell could have made this touching, entertaining, and possibly both. And really, it's just that awful last line that ruins it.
ReplyDeleteI tried to fix it, I'm not sure if I succeeded or not.
"Don't try to fix what we should break before it breaks us"
Randall is now moving towards the culmination of his plan. First he develops a large following of people with little to no social life. Then he develops a bestiary and a fictional world for it to habit. All the pieces will soon be in place for him to finally convert xkcd into a game of D&D, and be Dungeon Master to the largest party ever formed.
ReplyDelete*Youtube party
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @ July 16, 3:14 PM said:
ReplyDelete".....i thought you had said "Rise up! You have nothing to lose but your chairs" which is hilarious....."
Actually I pixelated, no words were spoken. And your misreading is only funny if you assume all the oppressed masses are in a seated position upon a chair or chair-like appointment. Some of the unlettered masses are squating in the thickets or lying prone on the savannah. I am egalitarian, if I am anything at all.
My reaction to reading 926: What the fuck is that shit?
ReplyDelete926: randall badly rips off Doctor Who's Weeping Angels and forgets he's supposed to include a punchline.
ReplyDeleteCroaker @ July 16. 7:51 PM said:
ReplyDelete".....@ALTF: did you issue an apology in the last thread? You're doing a really bad job of cultivating my hatred....."
I did apologise - it was mendacious though. Accordingly, was the apology really bad or was it a sublimely really good job of cultivation?
@ VES,
Yins is a cunt.
I is a trawl - not a troll!
Vultures are scavengers, not predators.
ReplyDeleteThough some have been known to 'hasten' the death of an otherwise mortally wounded or ill animal.
@ Kitten,
ReplyDeleteYou are right Kitten, we can't have Mr. Murdoch going the way of Robert Maxwell now can we?
Just not civilised.
Neil Kinnock, said of Maxwell: a man who "attracted controversy, envy and loyalty in great measure throughout his rumbustious life."
A rumbustious life! I strive to live one of those!
ALT-F, I would say you were more bombastic than rumbustious, but that word lies in ruins ever since Shaggy rhymed it with 'telephone-tastic'.
ReplyDeleteOkay, he might have been saying 'boombastic', but the effect is the same.
"....ALT-F, I would say you were more bombastic than rumbustious...."
ReplyDeletePast tense?
"Chat bout you body you know me have to get musical
Dem kind a woman de fe put me in a hospital
No mek me body get week and disfunctional
Woman a woman how you body so sexy gal"
Of course past tense. We were talking about obituaries, after all.
ReplyDeleteI have been informed that Shaggy never says the word 'telephon-tastic' and I have just made that up. My world has been turned upside-down.
I want my obituary to read:
ReplyDelete"Sic Transit Gloria Cunti"
I thought Shaggy and Shady were one and the same - so we're both worldly head over heels.
Personally, I prefer to be 'heels over head' though.
Ah shite!
Histrionics again.
HP's obituary will read:
ReplyDeleteHere lies Harry Potter
The boy who died
I wanted to admonish ALT-F, in a display of ironic pedantry, for confusing epitaphs with obituaries. Now someone else has made the same mistake, I'll just look plain pedantic.
ReplyDeleteUgh, whatever. It probably wouldn't have been worth the effort.
Fuck off!
ReplyDeleteA Laudatio Cuntiae then!
"Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Kitten"
You can dispense with the word "probably" in that declarative by the way.
@TLOK This is the sort of person who once read in a grammar text to use a comma for the vocative and ends up thinking it correct to write, "Neil Kinnock, said of Maxwell..." They're the worst of student because they achieve nothing except confidence that they deserve a reward just for trying.
ReplyDelete"...They're the worst (type) of student because they achieve nothing except confidence that they deserve a reward just for trying...."
ReplyDeleteI would say 'impudence' rather than 'confidence' and the Kinnock phrase was a 'copy-paste' from Wikipedia - blame those unlettered japing cunts!
Neil Kinnock, then Labour Party leader, spoke of him as a man with "a zest for life" who "attracted controversy, envy and loyalty in great measure throughout his rumbustious life."
ReplyDeleteActually, Anonymous, you are right!
I maladjusted the 'copy' before the final 'paste'. My paraphrase, ostensibly born of laziness, was illiterate in it's construction.
I shall learn and return stronger.
The Wikipedia folks are still cunts though.
And here I was hoping someone would point out your error in the most hateful way possible. Stop undercutting them, ALT-F!
ReplyDeleteI like 'T-LOK', by the way. It is the most gangsta of acronyms, for the most ungangsta of names.
You don't use "it's" for possession, you dumb shit.
ReplyDeleteCaptcha: wimmin. Amirite, men?
Dearest Doof,
ReplyDelete"....You don't use "it's" for possession, you dumb shit...."
Ain't I just!
The phrase "was illiterate in it's construction" is itself illiterate in its construction.
How 'bout that?
"Legion of Kittens" is ungangsta?
ReplyDeleteNext you'll be telling us NWA is North West Airlines!
My self-referential 'construction' quip of 12:35 PM?
ReplyDeleteWas that 'meta'? Or am I misunderstanding how you lot use that word?
I used to like reading these comments. Now it's shit.
ReplyDeleteYou mean: 'Now they're shit'
ReplyDeleteRight?
It could be that the act of "reading these comments" is shit.
ReplyDeleteIndeed Doof, you are correct.
ReplyDeleteI seem to fixate on one interpretation of an English phrase when I know that any given English phrase might be rife with multiple meanings.
T-LOK has revealed this failing of mine often.
"The phrase "was illiterate in it's costruction" is itself illiterate in its construction."
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of phrases are 'literate', exactly? Parsers?
Captcha: Murgical. Diction sniping is a murgical pursuit.
Say what you will about CTRLH, but at least he was effective at getting rid of ALTF
ReplyDeleteyes, i have been thanking my lucky stars that this thread is ALTF-free
ReplyDeleteSPERM
ReplyDeletelol
Wow… so… I’m really surprised there are people who dislike xkcd so much that they’ll post such negative feedback. I think it’s because they don’t get it.
ReplyDeletenegative? I think you will find I laughed at this joke, IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE ON THE POST
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you a tale of ALTF,
ReplyDeleteAnd she was a Whig and a Saunt;
She liv'd a most sanctify'd life,
But whyles she was fash'd wi her cunt.
Poor woman! She gaed to the Priest,
And till him she made her complaint;
'There's naething that troubles my breast
Sae sair as the sins of my cunt'.
'Sin that I was herdin at hame,
Till now I'm three score and ayont,
I own it wi' sin and wi' shame
I've led a sad life wi' my cunt'.
He bade her to clear up her brow,
And no be discourag'd upon 't;
For holy gude women enow
Were mony times waur't wi' their cunt.
It's naught but Beelzebub's art,
But that's the mair sign of a saunt,
He kens that ye're pure at the heart,
Sae levels his darts at your cunt.
What signifies Morals and Works,
Our works are no wordy a runt!
It's Faith that is sound, orthodox,
That covers the fauts o' your cunt.
Were ye o' the Reprobate race
Created to sin and be brunt,
O then it would alter the case
If ye should gae wrang wi' your cunt.
But you that is Called and Free
Elekit and chosen a saunt,
Will't break the Eternal Decree
Whatever ye do wi' your cunt?
And now with a sanctify'd kiss
Let's kneel and renew covenant:
It's this - and it's this - and it's this
That settles the pride o' your cunt.
Devotion blew up to a flame;
No words can do justice upon't;
The honest auld woman gaed hame
Rejoicing and clawin her cunt.
Then high to her memory charge;
And may he who takes it affront,
Still ride in Love's channel at large,
And never make port in a cunt!
Listen, I don't want to sound like some super fanboy of xkcd or anything, but I think you are trying too hard at this point. You make fun of this particular strip on the basis of "it's just a stupid penis joke", but that's not the basis of the humor. It seems like you're just doing this for the sake of not skipping a comic and seeming like you cant think of anything for it.
ReplyDeleteyou think that typing the text 'hahahahaha penis' is trying too hard?
ReplyDelete@5:44 I'm often one to criticise Rob's tedious rambling and found this to be one of his best reviews in a while. The only way in which your post might not fail is if you were Rob's sockpuppet setting up for his perfect response at 5:51.
ReplyDelete... Is it not somewhat sad that you have set up a blog dedicated to convincing people that something sucks? You're like a film critic who only reviews films he knows he hates. Why don't you try and write something funny yourself? 'Cause this blog certainly isn't.
ReplyDeletethe best reviews are bad reviews.
ReplyDelete