Sunday, October 19, 2008

Frequently Asked Awesome Questions

Hey there, cool people. If you were wondering any of this stuff well then I have got some answers for you. If you have any other questions you suspect are frequently asked, tell me and I'll add them.

And remember - this list is only awesome questions. If you have lame questions, go to the Lame Questions Page.

#1. What's your least favorite xkcd ever?

Oh man, that's tough. I certainly got pretty angry with comics 432, 455, and 475. Look at the "angriest rants" bar off to your left to see the ones that have pissed me off the most. The most irritating, just because it was so close to being good but made one fatal flaw that caused it to suck, was 398.

#2. What's your favorite?

An easy choice - Search History

#3. I have the best idea EVAR for a post here what can I do with that?

oooooh send it to me send it to me send it to me. czwheeler@gmail.com

#4. What else should I send you?

You should send me links to xkcd related anything - interviews, parodies, musings, etc. Also anything relating to the field of webcomic criticism. Or anything else. Examples of Randall having copied other people's ideas. Most anything.

#5. Does Randall Munroe know about this blog?

Yes.

#6. Wait, what? He does?

More details can be found here. Spoiler alert: he's not a fan!

#7. Wait, are you Randall Munroe?

NO, and stop asking me that. If I were Randall Munroe, I would a) be at least a little nicer, b) advertise this site on reddit all the time (I am not, unlike Randall, a reddit user), and c) probably have a lot more readers. Look, if you guys can think of a way for me to prove I'm not Randall Munroe, I'll do it. But all I can say is that I know for a fact he knows about the blog, he doesn't like it, and he's very much not me.

One time guest-poster Dr. Horrible IMd us both at the same time, to prove we were different. He had a substantial conversation with Randall; I just counted numbers so he knew I wasn't also writing to him as Randall from some other computer. Decide for yourself.

#8. What is the best possible thing I, as a reader, could do to make your life better?

Well the answer to that used to be "Comment on the posts" but it looks like we have a healthy community of people writing both important and utterly absurd posts as it is. If you are going to say something insightful - either pro- or anti- xkcd - I'd still say go ahead. Other than that - just remind your friends that xkcd sucks no matter what they think.

You can also digg this site, and tell your friends and enemies about it.

#9. What's with the Cuddlefish thing?

oh man. Basically it started 'round Christmastime, with a comic about cuttlefish. We were being vexed by the fact that too many commenters were not signing their names, which made it hard to have real conversations with them, not to mention refer to them individually. So we started calling them Cuddlefish, not that that actually helps to solve the problem, but it's fun and it's our first real xkcdsucks meme, so yay for that I guess.

27 comments:

Thomas said...

Way to fan the fires of conspiracy theory, Carl. But if Randall's public persona is any indication, he probably wished you the best of luck and was just thankful you're not a hacker trying to crush his site.

Also, kudos for saying you'll quit when this stops being fun. That makes you the Bill Watterson of haters. "I refuse to sell a mug about hating xkcd! Farewell!"

Rob said...

Now I am curious about Nos. five and six. My English curiosity will never be sated.

Amanda said...

Crap. I am curious too!

Just as I am about the Z in your email.

YOU MUST TELL ME SOMEDAY.



I really miss the velociraptors of xkcd... but if he were to bring back the joke, it'd probably be as bad as Hat Man has been...

Robert said...
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Rob said...

You know, I almost want to meet Randall more now that I am actively talking about how his webcomic is in a steady decline from its glory days and basically sucks now. I feel like that would be a much more interesting conversation.

cow_2001 said...

Huh... now, I'm curious about 5. and 6. but also about the deleted comments you sometime have on the blog...

I really feel for Randall. It was a really good web comic. Stopping writing more strips must be hard for him after turning into an internet celebrity.

There was a web comic called One Over Zero. It was one of the greatest, in my opinion, with good characters and character interactions. Early on into the comics the author decided to quit on page #1000, exactly #1000. I think this is in part what makes 1/0 such a great work of art - the author didn't let it rot.

Carl said...

I can tell you that I haven't deleted any comments, I don't think. Maybe one or two at the beginning but I still don't think I did. Since I get them all e-mailed to me before people have a chance to delete them, I can tell you that they are rarely interesting. Usually something that they realized was a dumb comment or they posted it twice or something. I have yet to see something where I went "woah, they totally shouldn't have deleted that!"

I'll look into One Over Zero - but I've always thought that The Perry Bible Fellowship was a good example of quitting while ahead.

Tim said...

You know, I'm really surprised that you like #155 Carl. You could file that one under: "I'm quirky...and so is my search history!"

That strip reminds of when I was ten, and all my friends would say the word "fart" at random moments, just to make everyone else giggle.

Eleven years later, Randall's done the exact same thing, he's just supplanted the word "fart" with the word "raptor". Witty!

Or maybe I'm missing something. Is this whole "raptor" business some big Internet joke that I'm missing? Is #155 a(nother) xkcd based around a meme?

Agree with you about PBF though. That was amazing.

Carl said...

Hey Tim - See, the thing with the quirkiness is it's only annoying (well, only totally overused here) with relationships. If the main guy in the comic is quirky, that's probably fine with me. At least for now. If it's like Mr. Beret or something, that is starting to be a problem.

I really do think they are mostly funny. You imagine a guy there who is worried about these things, and I find them to be quite funny. I like the idea that you would use Jurassic Park as a learning tool. I like the fact that he is worried about raptors being alive and also being able to pick locks, basically this horrible supermonster thing. "Raptor sympathizer"

And of course I like to think that what with the "utahraptor" and "dromaeosaurids" it's also a clear shout-out to dinosaur comics.

Oh and also the alt-text gets points because that is, in fact, a WONDERFUL set of AOL searches that somethingawful has. Go read it, all of you. Aug 13th, 2006.

The raptor thing is just, as far as I know, a mildly running joke in the early (or "golden age") xkcds. It was nice because it didn't really get used too often and stopped before the comic went to Suckstown, USA. See 87 and 135 for some others.

Anonymous said...

Carl,

1. Have you ever found a relatively new comic that you think is good? What's the latest XKCD that you like?

2. Probably related to #1. When did you think XKCD started to go bad? Did you take one look at it and think it was bad from the start? Did you follow the comic for a while, but just recently decided it was bad?

As for the person who mentioned 1/0: Thank you. I can honestly believe 1/0 is the absolute best read that is ever possible to create. I laughed, I cried... and I've only read the first 100 comics. Comics like that give me hope that good media still exists, even if it was finished years ago. Kid Radd is another recent find that is another exceptional title.

cow_2001 said...

Anonymous: WOOHOO! 1/0! (for anyone who haven't cought the link yet...)

Can we have a list of comics the chief editor likes? What about the ones that used to be good but now suck? This thought leads me to the question: Can this blog expand to new grounds of vitriol web comics criticism? There is precedence for that with the GWB accidents series.

Comedy Lead (as opposed to gold?) blog?

cow_2001 said...

Oh, wait. I didn't remember there's a list of links to good web comics in the Irritating FAQs (#7). :-/
Sorry for reiterating the question. How do I remove that bit from my comment?

Carl said...

Anon - good questions.

The last comic I liked was the lesbian experimentation one I liked the google maps one until I saw the Penny Arcade it was almost identical to.

Way back when I started this blog I wrote about my 10 favorite comics, but limited my choices to the first 200 to make it easier. I keep meaning to go back and do 201-400 but I am too lazy.

on question 2 - it was absolutely the latter. I loved the comic when I first started reading it (summer of 2007) and then slowly noticed I wasn't enjoying it as much. Then people told me I was crazy and it was Teh Awsome but after a few people told me things like "yeah, I thought so too, no else seems to agree with me" I decided I was right. and when googling "xkcd sucks" brought up nothing good, I figured I would do it myself. And here we are.

I would say it started to go bad around 350, give or take. People have vary widely differing opinions on this one.

It's funny that you mention 1/0 because even though I wrote in October that I would look into it, I only got around to reading it just now. I liked it for the most part, though there were some parts that I didn't like - I still don't understand (spoiler alerts!) why Terra ended up deciding she was in love with Zadok after all and I certainly didn't follow the logic that led to Marcus losing his fourth wall. But in general it was very interesting and a lot of fun.

Cow: I have had as a long-term goal for a while now opening up this blog to talk more about humor in general, and hopefully it will start to happen a bit more. Still not sure about this. As to your comments, I'd say you should delete your first two and write a new one, but of course, that will appear after this comment, so it may look odd. Of course, I could always delete this and repost it after your new one, but honestly none of this is worth the effort.

Paul said...

Regarding comic 155: The somethingawful aol search logs that were posted on Aug 13th, 2006, are actually the funniest things I have ever read. I may literally believe this. I can't imagine why one would waste time on the internet reading webcomics or anything else if one hasn't looked up these yet.

This comic is pretty funny because it's a fairly accurate imitation of what the search logs of aol users actually look like (if somethingawful is to be believed).

Anonymous said...

Do people really think that this blog is written by Randal Monroe? That's strange. Because Randal Monroe is *funny* and *intelligent*

Also *cute*, but that is beside the point.

Carl said...

You have no idea what I look like!

Further evidence that I am Randall Munroe: I can spell both "Randall" and "Munroe" correctly.

Amanda said...

what is with this anon who cannot spell "Munroe"?

I mean I make that typo a lot but I generally correct it PLEASE CORRECT YOURSELF OKAY CUDDLEFISH

Anonymous said...

It's not like all xkcd haters spell it as Munroe. I'm pretty sure I spelled it as Monroe before.
And I wasn't sure about the double-l part in Randall so I just used Randy...

Amanda said...

Well it would make more sense for someone who hates xkcd to misspell Randall's name than for someone who hearts xkcd to misspell it, don't you think?

Carl perhaps you should have started this blog and pretended your name was "Randal Monroe"! Then you would be like Perez Hilton. Sort of. Just less bitchy.

Carl said...

it would only fuel the rumors that we are the same person, I fear.

Amanda said...

I never noticed that you had answered the Cuddlefish question here! when did you do this

Carl said...

I don't even remember! But there it is, I guess.

Adam said...

Shouldn't #631 be your least-favorite xkcd ever? Just sayin'.

Carl said...

It is safe to assume that those comics that appear under "Angriest Rants", which includes 631, are ones that earned particular ire. To be honest, I think the 11th Grade one pissed me off the most of all of them.

EonsPast said...

The link to the "more info can be found here" isn't working.

Carl said...

fix'd. thanks.

Anonymous said...

man, I fucking agree completely with you on this one. XKCD, WAY PAST ITS PRIME. although you were incorrect on your judgement, I think xkcd stopped getting funny after the tree stump comic

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