tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post5898250031875786410..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 924: PenisCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger149125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47451418826485619182011-07-28T18:09:37.871-07:002011-07-28T18:09:37.871-07:00the best reviews are bad reviews.the best reviews are bad reviews.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34507271661212705792011-07-28T18:08:12.716-07:002011-07-28T18:08:12.716-07:00... Is it not somewhat sad that you have set up a ...... Is it not somewhat sad that you have set up a blog dedicated to convincing people that something sucks? You're like a film critic who only reviews films he knows he hates. Why don't you try and write something funny yourself? 'Cause this blog certainly isn't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81065020227702250602011-07-23T01:23:57.622-07:002011-07-23T01:23:57.622-07:00@5:44 I'm often one to criticise Rob's ted...@5:44 I'm often one to criticise Rob's tedious rambling and found this to be one of his best reviews in a while. The only way in which your post might not fail is if you were Rob's sockpuppet setting up for his perfect response at 5:51.A Mexican givernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17509388008418464172011-07-21T17:51:17.438-07:002011-07-21T17:51:17.438-07:00you think that typing the text 'hahahahaha pen...you think that typing the text 'hahahahaha penis' is trying too hard?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56348927580276049852011-07-21T17:44:53.037-07:002011-07-21T17:44:53.037-07:00Listen, I don't want to sound like some super ...Listen, I don't want to sound like some super fanboy of xkcd or anything, but I think you are trying too hard at this point. You make fun of this particular strip on the basis of "it's just a stupid penis joke", but that's not the basis of the humor. It seems like you're just doing this for the sake of not skipping a comic and seeming like you cant think of anything for it.lemonlimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31733960220208309412011-07-19T01:09:02.530-07:002011-07-19T01:09:02.530-07:00I'll tell you a tale of ALTF,
And she was a Wh...I'll tell you a tale of ALTF,<br />And she was a Whig and a Saunt;<br />She liv'd a most sanctify'd life,<br />But whyles she was fash'd wi her cunt.<br /><br />Poor woman! She gaed to the Priest,<br />And till him she made her complaint;<br />'There's naething that troubles my breast<br />Sae sair as the sins of my cunt'.<br /><br />'Sin that I was herdin at hame,<br />Till now I'm three score and ayont,<br />I own it wi' sin and wi' shame<br />I've led a sad life wi' my cunt'.<br /><br />He bade her to clear up her brow,<br />And no be discourag'd upon 't;<br />For holy gude women enow<br />Were mony times waur't wi' their cunt.<br /><br />It's naught but Beelzebub's art,<br />But that's the mair sign of a saunt,<br />He kens that ye're pure at the heart,<br />Sae levels his darts at your cunt.<br /><br />What signifies Morals and Works,<br />Our works are no wordy a runt!<br />It's Faith that is sound, orthodox,<br />That covers the fauts o' your cunt.<br /><br />Were ye o' the Reprobate race<br />Created to sin and be brunt,<br />O then it would alter the case<br />If ye should gae wrang wi' your cunt.<br /><br />But you that is Called and Free<br />Elekit and chosen a saunt,<br />Will't break the Eternal Decree<br />Whatever ye do wi' your cunt?<br /><br />And now with a sanctify'd kiss<br />Let's kneel and renew covenant:<br />It's this - and it's this - and it's this<br />That settles the pride o' your cunt.<br /><br />Devotion blew up to a flame;<br />No words can do justice upon't;<br />The honest auld woman gaed hame<br />Rejoicing and clawin her cunt.<br /><br />Then high to her memory charge;<br />And may he who takes it affront,<br />Still ride in Love's channel at large,<br />And never make port in a cunt!Rabbienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59432047975951128462011-07-19T00:44:49.247-07:002011-07-19T00:44:49.247-07:00negative? I think you will find I laughed at this ...negative? I think you will find I laughed at this joke, IT SAYS SO RIGHT THERE ON THE POSTrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72116009043631103132011-07-19T00:43:44.644-07:002011-07-19T00:43:44.644-07:00Wow… so… I’m really surprised there are people who...Wow… so… I’m really surprised there are people who dislike xkcd so much that they’ll post such negative feedback. I think it’s because they don’t get it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29972359275048003462011-07-18T21:33:13.792-07:002011-07-18T21:33:13.792-07:00SPERM
lolSPERM<br /><br />lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70476558329523939042011-07-18T15:18:56.169-07:002011-07-18T15:18:56.169-07:00yes, i have been thanking my lucky stars that this...yes, i have been thanking my lucky stars that this thread is ALTF-freeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4039248514069453792011-07-18T15:18:04.384-07:002011-07-18T15:18:04.384-07:00Say what you will about CTRLH, but at least he was...Say what you will about CTRLH, but at least he was effective at getting rid of ALTFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64893258064451327292011-07-18T15:06:47.636-07:002011-07-18T15:06:47.636-07:00"The phrase "was illiterate in it's ..."The phrase "was illiterate in it's costruction" is itself illiterate in its construction."<br /><br />What kind of phrases are 'literate', exactly? Parsers?<br /><br />Captcha: Murgical. Diction sniping is a murgical pursuit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89572644066116640812011-07-18T14:19:10.207-07:002011-07-18T14:19:10.207-07:00Indeed Doof, you are correct.
I seem to fixate on ...Indeed Doof, you are correct.<br />I seem to fixate on one interpretation of an English phrase when I know that any given English phrase might be rife with multiple meanings.<br />T-LOK has revealed this failing of mine often.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84524682798371451032011-07-18T13:56:23.393-07:002011-07-18T13:56:23.393-07:00It could be that the act of "reading these co...It could be that the act of "reading these comments" is shit.Doofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59924132379482374872011-07-18T13:49:59.668-07:002011-07-18T13:49:59.668-07:00You mean: 'Now they're shit'
Right?You mean: 'Now they're shit'<br />Right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79539617157703450352011-07-18T13:46:28.902-07:002011-07-18T13:46:28.902-07:00I used to like reading these comments. Now it'...I used to like reading these comments. Now it's shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2807072962110789932011-07-18T13:04:02.753-07:002011-07-18T13:04:02.753-07:00My self-referential 'construction' quip of...My self-referential 'construction' quip of 12:35 PM?<br />Was that 'meta'? Or am I misunderstanding how you lot use that word?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76605147513400629822011-07-18T12:40:55.732-07:002011-07-18T12:40:55.732-07:00"Legion of Kittens" is ungangsta?
Next ..."Legion of Kittens" is ungangsta?<br /><br />Next you'll be telling us NWA is North West Airlines!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16263074735787154692011-07-18T12:35:36.082-07:002011-07-18T12:35:36.082-07:00Dearest Doof,
"....You don't use "i...Dearest Doof,<br /><br />"....You don't use "it's" for possession, you dumb shit...."<br /><br />Ain't I just!<br />The phrase "was illiterate in it's construction" is itself illiterate in its construction.<br />How 'bout that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36894576596899362232011-07-18T12:29:18.257-07:002011-07-18T12:29:18.257-07:00You don't use "it's" for possess...You don't use "it's" for possession, you dumb shit. <br /><br />Captcha: wimmin. Amirite, men?Doofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49537219818511547502011-07-18T12:22:51.629-07:002011-07-18T12:22:51.629-07:00And here I was hoping someone would point out your...And here I was hoping someone would point out your error in the most hateful way possible. Stop undercutting them, ALT-F!<br /><br />I like 'T-LOK', by the way. It is the most gangsta of acronyms, for the most ungangsta of names.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3562731460159634102011-07-18T12:16:03.643-07:002011-07-18T12:16:03.643-07:00Neil Kinnock, then Labour Party leader, spoke of h...Neil Kinnock, then Labour Party leader, spoke of him as a man with "a zest for life" who "attracted controversy, envy and loyalty in great measure throughout his rumbustious life." <br /><br />Actually, Anonymous, you are right!<br />I maladjusted the 'copy' before the final 'paste'. My paraphrase, ostensibly born of laziness, was illiterate in it's construction.<br />I shall learn and return stronger.<br /><br />The Wikipedia folks are still cunts though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83192866638246268302011-07-18T12:00:30.434-07:002011-07-18T12:00:30.434-07:00"...They're the worst (type) of student b..."...They're the worst (type) of student because they achieve nothing except confidence that they deserve a reward just for trying...."<br /><br />I would say 'impudence' rather than 'confidence' and the Kinnock phrase was a 'copy-paste' from Wikipedia - blame those unlettered japing cunts!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83641116837184306302011-07-18T11:52:01.606-07:002011-07-18T11:52:01.606-07:00@TLOK This is the sort of person who once read in ...@TLOK This is the sort of person who once read in a grammar text to use a comma for the vocative and ends up thinking it correct to write, "Neil Kinnock, said of Maxwell..." They're the worst of student because they achieve nothing except confidence that they deserve a reward just for trying.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86842866424105126672011-07-18T11:45:41.050-07:002011-07-18T11:45:41.050-07:00Fuck off!
A Laudatio Cuntiae then!
"Against y...Fuck off!<br />A Laudatio Cuntiae then!<br />"Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Kitten" <br /><br />You can dispense with the word "probably" in that declarative by the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com