Thursday, March 25, 2010

hahaha

someone can't keep his blogs straight DISREGARD

53 comments:

  1. fuck you rob

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  2. rob's blogs are so fat that they spill over into other blogs

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  3. great job fucking things up, ROB

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  4. Rob you faggot how can you even make fun of XKCD with a strait face when your writing is so terrible?

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  5. my face is more of a fjord than a strait

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  6. Great derailing, attacking my spelling instead of even attempting to refute what I said. Not gonna work here, though. Unlike most of the people you talk to I actually recognize logical fallacies when I see them.

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  7. Anon you faggot how can you even make fun of Rob with a strait face when your spelling is so terrible?

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  8. well I just assumed that since I do not, in fact, make do much of anything with a straight face, you were calling my face a strait. and I am telling you that it is a fjord. do you dispute this?

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  9. Rob: so basically you're admitting that you're a hypocrite and could never make anything close to the level of talent that goes into the average XKCD?

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  10. no, I'm saying that I find making fun of XKCD highly amusing. do you not understand what "with a straight face" means?

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  11. (incidentally you should probably provide evidence that I'm a terrible writer, because I don't find your claims very compelling)

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  12. rob's not fat, he's just so jammed full of dicks he bulges like a balloon

    trufax

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  13. Rob's not fat, he's just heavily pregnant.

    with giant mutant elephant fetuses

    in every part of this body

    that will one day burst out of him, Alien-style

    trufax

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  14. Rob gave up on wearing belts years ago. His mom still calls him handsome.
    Rob's fingers are more dangerously cheesy than Cheetos.
    Rob's fingers are more dangerously cheesy than Cheetos.
    Rob brushes his teeth with lard.
    Rob once tried to stimulate his anus with a carrot stick. He soon gave up and ate it with some ranch
    Rob is the admin of Mcdonalds.
    rob is the admin of gravity.
    i was like, yo mamma is so fat. turned out yo mamma was rob
    rob is so fat that when his thighs rub together it sparks and makes forest fires in australia
    but hes so fat that he never moves enough for his thighs to rub together
    but hes so fat that he never moves enough for his thighs to rub together. thats why australia still exists
    HIS BELT IS THE EQUATOR
    Rob doesn't care it's not butter
    Rob has a high cholesterol and doesn't exercise on a regular basis.
    rob has diabetes and an overactive thyroid
    he has more chins than a chinese phonebook
    when rob stood on the scales it said too be continued.
    Rob is so fat, he eats lots.
    rob is so fat he was baptized in Sea World.
    rob is so fat, people jog around him for exercise.
    rob is so fat he needs a VCR for a pager

    rob is so fat that his belly button makes an echo

    rob is so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
    Rob's so fat that every time he takes a step it causes an earthquake in Spain
    Rob is so fat he was mistaken for a giant lizard-reptile when he went to Tokyo.

    remember this?
    http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/08/comic-621-least-interesting-comic.html

    yeah

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  15. mirror mirror on the wall
    who's the fattest of them all

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  16. Hey R, you remember that one time when you copy/pasted that shit? That was cool.

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  17. The best part is that that wasn't very good.

    Um um Rob writes micro-fiction because um something something FAT. I am fitting in!

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  18. rob ate his anus with ranch?

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  19. "Hey R, you remember that one time when you copy/pasted that shit? That was cool."

    i have failed you

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  20. Seriously, what the freak is this?

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  21. OH MY GOD SEVEN WORDS THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OH GOD OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

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  22. You know you've made it on xkcdsucks when you get your own personal anonymous archenemy troll.

    I wish *I* had my own moronic, dedicated antagonist too cowardly to give himself a name :(

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  23. Veslfen: yeah, I love my fantrolls so much. without them I probably would have lost interest

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  24. In response to your comment Rob the slob - oh snap! I just thought of that!

    Ha ha! Rob the slob! More like Rob the . . . blob! Ha! ROB THE SLOBBY BLOB!

    YOU GUYS ALL SHUT UP. I AM BEING INCREDIBLY HILARIOUS RIGHT NOW.

    In response to your comment ROB THE SLOB (lol), you still did not answer what the freak this is. Please answer that.

    P.S. guys I heard that Rob likes to slap babies and kiss poodles for fun.

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  25. more liek rob teh blob amirite?

    snob, knob, cob, mob, job, lob...

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  26. i posted to the wrong blog, and then rectified the situation by BLOWING YOUR MIND

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  27. you bet you "rectified" it. Cause rob is a RECTUM.


    HA HA HA!

    I AM SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW.

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  28. letting the days go by
    let the water hold me down
    letting the days go by
    water flowing underground
    into the blue again
    after the money's gone
    once in a lifetime
    water flowing underground

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  29. letting the days go by
    let the water hold me down
    letting the days go by
    water flowing underground
    into the blue again
    after the money's gone
    once in a lifetime
    water flowing underground
    into the blue again
    into the silent water
    under the rocks and stones
    there is water underground
    letting the days go by
    into the silent water
    once in a lifetime
    water flowing underground

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  30. Rob is a [Captcha]

    Rob is a sahar!

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  31. Rob is
    Two people leaping from the Twin Towers
    But they're fucking on the way down

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  32. Rob was conceived in the bloody, syphilitic santorum left behind from a Satanic orgy/human sacrifice in which over 50 children were raped and murdered

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  33. Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks, with the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks, held up the ice cream truck with a slingshot, she grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop

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  34. Rob is disliked by a vocal majority.

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  35. it's more like everyone hates Rob, it's just that a lot of people haven't realized it yet

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  36. you should have left the post up there and provided no explanation

    the "what-the-fuck"ery would be off the charts

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  37. if I had more time to think about it I totally would have, but I was heading out the door so I fixed it before I really thought about it.

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  38. WTF? "Not fitting in your car comfortably" Are the dreams Randall describes really that common?

    I've found this site describing some common dreams: http://health.discovery.com/centers/sleepdreams/universaldreams/universaldreams.html

    The description on the Discovery site of car trouble dreams sounds like dreams I've had. I've had dreams about being in an out of control car. The key is OUT OF CONTROL; brakes don't work, steering wheel doesn't work, or I'm stuck in the back seat and can't reach the steering wheel.

    "Driving from the back seat" implies a measure of control; even "veering all over road" sounds like the steering wheel is at least somewhat functional. And again, how the hell is "not fitting in a car comfortably" a common dream?

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  39. all of my dreams sooner or later involve zombies

    every single one

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  40. I enjoy both xkcd and xkcdsucks.

    Read xkcd without thinking about it, then come here to have it thought about for me.

    It's the most passive cognitive activity one can do for humour yet. Huzzar!

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  41. I actually do basically that to be honest.

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  42. Rob is a tub of lard

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  43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

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  44. can't we just get past Thunderdome?

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  45. I am afraid I must surrender the Army of Northern Virginia.

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  46. all of my dreams sooner or later involve zombies

    every single one



    riiiiight. *massive eye roll*

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