Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Comics 9-11: NEVER FORGET

[New guest review courtesy of "Capn." -Ed.]

hello911

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    1. Capn, you not-as-fat cunt, why are there two splotches of light if one of the buildings has already collapsed?

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    2. because bush did 9/11

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    1. I repeat, my dear zodiacal one, what makes you think that Emily is not right here? Reborn before birth, although thankfully not on a thigh?

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    2. Dionysian Slut = ALTF

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    3. Wait, Ann was funnier than this.

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  3. Hahahahahahahah... I don't get it

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    1. Someone is ringing 9-11, the event, not the number, and 9-11 replies 'I'll be right down', because that tower is about to collapse.

      Hilarious, no?

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    2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E

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    3. "You've added nothing," is a fair appraisal of pretty much every TV field reporter.

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    4. @4:28

      There is no way you got that stupid joke without seeing my explanation elsewhere. No one gets that joke!

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    5. It's funny because americans died.

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    6. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED ON THE 9TH OF NOVEMBER?!

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    7. The Berlin Wall fell, fucknuts

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    8. Probably the worst day for mankind.

      The day the global coprophatogracy began.

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  4. As a 9/11 survivor, I find this post extremely offensive. Please remove it IMMEDITATELY. Thank you.

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    1. I survived 9/11 for over thirty years. Every year it comes and goes, why is this such a big deal?

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    2. As a sense of humour owner, I find 9:17 extremely offensive. Please remove it IMMEDILOUVRELY. Thank you.

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    3. If you really owned a sense of humor you should be more offended by this "comic" honestly.

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    4. Such a shame that you survived.

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    5. It would be an odd world if we only mentioned the thing we were most Xd by, Capn.

      And you'd be the First Sea Lord or something.

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    6. First Rear Admiral Seaman most likely.

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  5. Oh dear what ever shall I do, your lofty intellectualiosity escapes my feeble yet tantalised comprehension. Oh woe! :((((

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  6. Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but I find 9/11 jokes really boring. I have started reading hundreds of 9/11 jokes of various hilarity and probably laughed at a few dozen throughout my life, not including schoolwork.

    I find it hard to read a 9/11 joke without immediately engaging a mindset of, "Here's a consumable that some guy has produced to make himself seem edgy. What comfortable fantasy is he creating to enable this?" And that's how my whole 9/11 joke experience goes. 9/11 jokes makes no point well which can't be better made with reference to reality. It takes me nowhere without giving me the uncomfortable sense that someone thinks this is what I need to laugh at in order to see something false or escape something true. 9/11 jokes idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it dreams. It is a selfish journey away from the truth.

    The world already has enough that is beautiful and that is abhorrent - and reality is far more challenging to confront. 9/11 jokes have always seemed like the easy way out.

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    1. It bears repeating.

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    2. Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but I find 9/11 jokes really boring. I have started reading hundreds of 9/11 jokes of various hilarity and probably laughed at a few dozen throughout my life, not including schoolwork.

      I find it hard to read a 9/11 joke without immediately engaging a mindset of, "Here's a consumable that some guy has produced to make himself seem edgy. What comfortable fantasy is he creating to enable this?" And that's how my whole 9/11 joke experience goes. 9/11 jokes makes no point well which can't be better made with reference to the Holocaust. It takes me nowhere without giving me the uncomfortable sense that someone thinks this is what I need to laugh at in order to see something false or escape something true. 9/11 jokes idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it dreams. It is a selfish journey away from the truth.

      The world already has enough that is beautiful and that is abhorrent - and reality is far more challenging to confront. 9/11 jokes have always seemed like the easy way out.

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    3. Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but I find 9/11 jokes really boring. I have started reading hundreds of 9/11 jokes of various hilarity and probably laughed at a few dozen throughout my life, not including schoolwork.

      I find it hard to read a 9/11 joke without immediately engaging a mindset of, "Here's a consumable that some guy has produced to make himself seem edgy. What comfortable fantasy is he creating to enable this?" And that's how my whole 9/11 joke experience goes. 9/11 jokes makes no point well which can't be better made with reference to the Holocaust. It takes me nowhere without giving me the uncomfortable sense that someone thinks this is what I need to laugh at in order to see something false or escape something true. 9/11 jokes idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it dreams. It is a selfish journey away from the truth.

      The world already has enough that is beautiful and that is abhorrent - and reality is far more challenging to confront. 9/11 jokes have always seemed like the easy way out.

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    4. Sammy Kablammy from AlabammyAugust 22, 2012 at 10:09 AM

      >>"It is a selfish journey away from the truth."

      Truth? 9/11 was an intentional demolition organized by the leadership of that entity whose proxy is referred to by the phrase "the US government". That's your "truth".

      - Thermite chips found at site
      - Cascading, well-synchronized, downwards collapse (requiring accurate timing of detonations)
      - The rubble has been moved by ship and sequestered and the scientific community (apart from government payroll scientists) is being denied the opportunity to examine the physical evidence. (i.e. somebody has something to hide)


      It's not about being edgy-- it's about ridiculing the official lie.

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    5. Oh shit u guis! Its a 9/11 truther!!

      Welcome to a blog about hating on a webcomic whose true intention was lost to just everyone trolling the shit out of each other. Please stick around, I'm sure you will be hilarious.

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  7. ok, congratulations - you found a real link in one of my posts before I moved on to the gimmick of changing the URL's in every response, and then searched through it to find someone's real life name who you then impersonated to make me feel uncomfortable. Obviously you think there is something there worth harassing me about but I don't know what it is or why you are being coy and playing games with it except that you think it's funny to be creepy to strangers over the internet.

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    1. no one fucking cares stop posting you stupid cunt

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    2. Someone did a whois on the first URL and did a google on that name and used the first facebook page that came up? First rate stalker shit right there.

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    3. and brought it up in multiple posts to screw with me... but sure that behavior is totally normal and acceptable. The internet is definitely a 100% safe place where crazy assholes never do crazy things unprovoked and I should just take it as all in good fun. I'm just a "stupid cunt" though so I apologize for annoying you with my blah blah blah meaningless prattling so I'll just move on.

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    4. Emily, Streisand effect. Also everyone who tries to be smart ends up getting outsmarted.

      And yes, about the least harmful place to give out your name+address is on the Internet. You might get some porn and pizzas to your door but everyone is fat and lazy so that's as far as it'll go. The best way of drastically reducing your chances of receiving abuse is, contrary to popular opinion, to live alone.

      Although I'm in fact assuming that Emily never was Emily and is just trolling a third party.

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    5. pretty sure I only saw one post

      just like a woman to exaggerate at least that part of the mystery is solved

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  8. Why does it got to be the girl who is the slut? So sexist.

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    1. Randal is SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS by having the man reclining on the bed and being concerned about whether sex is a good idea.

      He lacks the mental acuity to realise he's implying that the woman has been occupied more times than Palestine.

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    2. Once is enough, actually.

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  9. I present a review for your consideration.

    http://i.imgur.com/M3kbA.png

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    1. Away with thee, failed attempt at making an account possess the representation of mine likeness.

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  10. Why is there a loliympics for the physically limited and the intellectually limited, but not for the effort-limited? It's clear that the willingness to make an effort is as much a part of someone as number of legs or IQ.

    This is blatant discrimination against Rob.

    captcha: sandbjo. It'll seem a good idea at the time, but it'll fucking hurt afterwards.

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    1. the inaugural fatlympics was in fact held at stratford this year. rules were the person slowest round the track wins. trouble is the athletes never arsed themselves to even turn up to the track. so they posted us all a chocolate medal and said they hoped we'd choke on it.

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  11. I present a review for your consideration.

    http://i.imgur.com/M3kbA.png

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    1. Please Anon @2:47AM, we both know that's more money than you've ever had.

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  12. So, any of you losers ever had sex? You seem like a bunch of virgins to me. I did it once. Took me a month and a whole lot of sacrifice to save up the cash, but I did it and it was great. Sorry you folk have to miss out on such a vital life experience, but losers is losers.

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    1. Yeah, and you underpaid me.

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    2. SO WHAT IF I'M A VIRGIN IT DOESN'T MAKE MY OPINIONS ANY LESS VALID

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    3. Not unless you have a vagina or rectum on your hand.

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    4. jon levi is the world's foremost vaginahand

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    5. Does it count if you are masturbating someone else?

      The captcha was 50% male toilet sign. I shit you not.

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    6. That's only second. Don't they teach baseball in school anymore? Go find yourself an Abbott and Costello movie, kid. Educate yourself.

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    7. hey fuckwit, did you know there are actually countries where they don't play baseball?

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  13. I have been asked to compose some prose which expresses both lachrymose and iconoclastic elements - and seamlessly so.

    To wit, I proffer:

    Todd Beamer, and the brave of United 93, did more to stiffen the spiritual resolve of America than a flotilla of Aircraft Carrier Battle Groups. The actions of these two score heroes forged, nay cast, the iron of America's soul into steel.
    And now? Eleven years on? Those terrorists have been very silly to allow America to become not only angry, but bored. America is never really dangerous until it's bored.
    Gertrude, shortly after being awoken by the sound of the plane hitting the north tower, hurriedly dressed and joined the solemn traipse of the Nouvelle Refugees of Tribecistan - with their YSL luggage - in their sojourn to safer climes.

    Well?
    Have I accomplished my task?

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    1. No. You didn't even come close to comprehending what was requested, you illiterate piece of shit.

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    2. ALTF, you are a rebel without a clue.

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    3. And I am not just your ordinary piece of shit!
      I rank as an '8' on the Bristol Stool Chart!
      How's that for a clue?

      Innit?

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  14. This is only lachrymose insofar as it makes me cry that anyone could consider this to be prose.

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    1. And that, my friend, is indeed iconoclastic.

      Innit?

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    2. it is so ironic, the way you append an "Innit" to everything

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  15. I have been asked why it is that I never express opinions. Opinions come in two flavours: Informed and Ill-informed. The former being an oxymoron and the latter a tautology.
    Instead, I proffer a premise and then advance an argument to support it.

    To wit:

    I am an extremely witty and clever girl.

    1) Most people would disagree.

    2) Most people are deeply stupid.

    Quod Erit Demonstrandum

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    1. Counterexample:

      1) can't spell 'erat'

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    2. Finally!
      A response from someone who needs to ask a wiser friend why their comment necessarily proves my premise.

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    3. Anon@8:27: "erit" makes perfect sense here.

      ALTF: So what you're saying is, "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"?

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    4. "erit" only makes perfect sense AFTER some idiot like Anonymous @ 8:27 AM posts his/her dullardry.

      ERIT - third-person singular future active indicative of sum - "that which is to be"

      ERAT - third-person singular imperfect active indicative of sum - "that which was to be"

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    5. Lame. A statement about the future doesn't "not make sense" merely because the future hasn't happened yet.

      And if I wanted another trivial prep school Latin lesson then I'd go back to prep school.

      You'd prepared yourself a fairly dull but at least edible bowl of cornflakes. Driven by a childish need to impress by showing us how far you can piss, you've now gone and urinated all over the bowl. Will you swallow the cornflakes or swallow your pride?

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    6. "......Lame. A statement about the future doesn't "not make sense" merely because the future hasn't happened yet......"

      You still don't get it.
      Alas, I am neither bright enough nor motivated enough to explain my genius further.

      A bowl with dull cornflakes in it or a dull bowl with cornflakes in it?
      I've an exquisite set of antique Chinese crockery, the bowls for which, are anything but dull. And in my particular brand of corn flakes, each flake is shaped a bit like the state of Illinois with a few resembling Colorado or Wales. Hardly dull.

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    7. "I am an extremely witty and clever girl."

      It depresses me more and more every day that there is an actual person who sits at their computer every day to be you ALTF.

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    8. ALTF probably feels validated by the responses. But it tries so hard that this is like insisting on sucking everyone's dick then feeling a sense of achievement in the number of people you manage to make hard.

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    9. ".....an actual person who sits at their computer every day to be you ALTF......"

      Actually, I stand, and it is not every day - only three days, max, each week.
      Will your increasing level of depression eventually lead you to suicide? I hope not, I couldn't live with myself if that happened. Post me a photograph of the event. You know, just to rub it in and teach me a lesson.

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    10. "only three days, max, each week"

      right.

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    11. "Will your increasing level of depression eventually lead you to suicide? I hope not, I couldn't live with myself if that happened. Post me a photograph of the event. You know, just to rub it in and teach me a lesson."

      Its cute when you fence strawmen.

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    12. That was uncharacteristically straightforward and spiteful for ALT-F. I hope this doesn't mean the persona is slipping. I don't want ALT-F to die.

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    13. don't worry ann
      if the time comes i will take her out back myself

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    14. I didn't think ALTF was Rob's project?

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    15. she is the one thing i hold dear in this vale of tears

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    16. Well, you would normally have to pay for that sort of dedication, I suppose!

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  16. LOL @ "It's funny because Americans died".

    Too bad ALTF is never that funny. Or brief.

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    1. ALTF is just annoyed because it comes back from a break and finds out that a single meaningless ramble - the "Maybe I'm the first person here to say it" meme - is more celebrated than a good thousand of its attempts at well-spoken nonsense.

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    2. Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but I find reading ALTF really boring. I have started reading hundreds of ALTF posts of various lengths and probably finished a dozen throughout my life, not including ones which merely pasted someone else's work.

      I find it hard to start reading ALTF a without immediately engaging a mindset of, "Here's an exercise in thinking up synonyms that some guy has produced to impress his sugar daddy and/or unload some issues. What comfortable fantasy is he creating to enable this?" And that's how my whole ALTF experience goes. ALTF makes no point well which can't be better made with reference to well-written prose. It takes me nowhere without giving me the uncomfortable sense that someone thinks this is where I am supposed to need to be in order to tolerate mediocrity or escape true talent. ALTF idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it's woken up by 50 year old cock. It is a selfish journey away from scholarship.

      The world already has enough that is beautiful and that is abhorrent - and reality is far more challenging to confront. Behaving like ALTF has always seemed like the easy way out.

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    3. ".....It falls asleep and it's woken up by 50 year old cock......"

      53 actually.


      ".....I have started reading hundreds of ALTF posts of various lengths and probably finished a dozen throughout my life....."

      That many?
      I'm impressed.

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    4. Dearest Leslie,

      Is that you in your avatar?
      I like your bee-sting lips.
      They're, how should I say, kissable!

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    5. xkcdsucks official copyeditorAugust 18, 2012 at 10:26 AM

      Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but I find reading ALTF really boring. I have started reading hundreds of ALTF posts of various lengths and probably finished a dozen throughout my life, not including ones which merely pasted someone else's work.

      I find it hard to start reading ALTF a without immediately engaging a mindset of, "Here's an exercise in thinking up synonyms that some guy has produced to impress his sugar daddy and/or unload some issues. What comfortable fantasy is he creating to enable this?" And that's how my whole ALTF experience goes. ALTF makes no point well which can't be better made with reference to well-written prose. It takes me nowhere without giving me the uncomfortable sense that someone thinks this is where I am supposed to need to be in order to tolerate mediocrity or escape true talent. ALTF idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it's woken up by 53 50-year-old cocks. It is a selfish journey away from scholarship.

      The world already has enough that is beautiful and that is abhorrent - and reality is far more challenging to confront. Behaving like ALTF has always seemed like the easy way out.

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    6. ".....It falls asleep and it's woken up by 53 50-year-old cocks....."

      4 actually.
      But rarely all four on a given morning.

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  17. I just played an Akinator round with the histrionic ALTF and it guessed that she was Edith's batty mother off 'Allo 'Allo!

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    1. "Histrionic ALTF"

      I like that.

      I shall adopt it.

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  18. Yes, and it's me in YOUR avatar as well, innit?

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    1. Dearest Leslie,

      I admit it, yes.
      So our kissing will not be too much of a foreign experience for narcissists like ours truly?
      I know the boys 'round these parts would approve.

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    2. We sincerely do not give a fuck.

      Yours,
      The boys 'round these parts

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    3. The two of us then?

      http://jonathanlevinegallery.com/?method=Exhibit.ExhibitArt&exhibitID=18BCEDB3-115B-5562-AA6DC63C56281224&artidx=3&artistidx=4

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    4. The Boys Round HereAugust 18, 2012 at 12:28 PM

      Nope, don't give a shit. You seem to have forgotten that this is the internet; awash with ridiculously well endowed automatons that are paid to look more attractive than you, it exists almost entirely to gratify "the boys 'round here"

      Something,
      Etc.

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    5. Good god what is wrong with her head?

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  19. If you're this much of a windbag on the internet, I imagine in real life it must be difficult for you to shut your yap long enough to pucker your lips.

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    1. Too right!
      I can, however, interject the necessary 'mwah mwah' for a decidedly delicious air kiss like glamour models and other celebrities do.

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    2. And I can masturbate in front of a full length mirror and not risk catching Syphilis.

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    3. I give up. What does that even mean?

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    4. "Glamour models".....hahahahaha......how old are you again? Am I being hit on by Merv Griffin?

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    5. I am 32.
      Merv Griffin?
      Who is he?
      All of my English phraseology comes from my elderly tutor. I'll go ask him.
      Though I do resemble an Asian version of Meg Griffin.

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    6. ALTF, you remind me of me when I was 15. I hate to think what kind of life I'd be leading if I were still such an insufferable little shit. But it's likely that I'd be making much less professional, academic and social progress, instead waffling on Internet blogs/forums every day and receiving an endless stream of abuse.

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    7. ".....instead waffling on Internet blogs/forums every day and receiving an endless stream of abuse....."

      It's more flapjacking really.
      I am glad you are making progress. I imagine it was tough starting out as you did, you know, as an orphan brought up my hedgehog eating gypos.

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    8. So these Four Yorkshiremen went into a bar...

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    9. Unlikely!

      Yorkshiremen would never allow the use of either the definite or indefinite article to be used in any set-up reference to them - even in a joke designed to belittle them.

      Besides, they would not frequent a 'bar' - a Public House, maybe.

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  20. OOoooooh kismet! My word verification thingy was "09 breezme"!!!!

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    1. "......And I can masturbate in front of a full length mirror and not risk catching Syphilis....."

      Well, you still could depending on whether the mirror is a concave mirror which works much like a convex lens. The positioning of your thorax is important. If you are beyond 2F, your orgasm is real, inverted, and reduced. At 2F real, inverted, normal. Between F and 2F real, inverted, and increased. At F there is no orgasm no matter how you slap the little man in the canoe. Closer then F your orgasm will be virtual, erect, and syphilitic.

      Did you see my link to Caesar's Wallflowers? How 'bout that in a mirror?

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    2. Wow, that joke was bad enough to not be out of place on an xkcd strip, errors and all.

      Could you perhaps sketch it, or is your drawing worse than Randall's too?

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    3. Hey ALTF, I've been meaning to ask you for a while now; how would you like to co-author xkcd with me? Lately I've been finding that my comics aren't nearly as void of meaning and full of obscure references as they were in my prime. I am also finding my 3 workday week extremely hectic, seeing as I have the new blag to worry about. You, on the other hand, clearly have an inordinate amount of time, seeing as you do not have a wife to milk or nerds to pander to. What say you?

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    4. OOoooooh kismet! My word verification thingy was "86 bountyme"!!!!

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  21. Drag off her shoes and throw her on the hot coals, boys!

    Now dance, ALTF, dance! Dance while we point and laugh!

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  22. Gentlemen, I posit the following hypothesis, to which I have cogitated at length by scopious rumination, namely, that ALTF is a nigger. Furthermore, I adduce as an alternate apothegm, the subsequent postulate: to wit, ALTF is a cunt. Do elucidate me as to whether you acquiesce to the aforesaid axioms, or (mischievously) dissent from them. Cheerio!

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  23. A few years ago I was just starting a PhD and ALTF was posting daily mountains of tripe.

    Now I'm just finishing it and I see xkcdsucks itself has moved into a new and reassuring era of absurdity.

    But ALTF is still posting the same tripe.

    That's kinda disheartening.

    You have only one life, ALTF - stop wasting it.

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  24. Cleveland Mark BlakemoreAugust 19, 2012 at 10:38 AM

    This thread provided me a few moments of amusement but not much else.

    Sapiens is, and has always been, a doomed species. Neanderthal genes brought you some limited civilization for limited amounts of time but you cannot escape what you really are. The xenophobia of the Neanderthal was directly linked to his genetic excellence. Without some distinction, you are invariably destined to be pounded in the ass by a 600 man congo line then shot in the head and dumped in an alleyway. I know from reading this thread that most of you won't mind either way. You'll have a goofy, confused expression on your face until the bitter end.

    Needless to say, the last ten years of genetic science have made your ideas about the world seem a little ... ahem ... quaint.

    Hey, do you know who else who exudes confidence? People who have suffered damage to the frontal lobes. They are often very charismatic people. Also quite insane.

    The absence of self-doubt tends to be very compelling to others but unfortunately it is not the trait of a whole, healthy human being. Fish will follow another fish who has had his inhibitory mechanisms sliced out of his brain stem, right into the mouths of a predator. They all find that fish seems to know what he is doing. He doesn't but that is beside the point. This is another reason that representative government simply doesn't work for people with double-digit IQs.

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    1. I would like to piss on/in your mouth, 12:12. However, I am a little concerned with the level of social acceptability of such an act.

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    2. Why would your concern with the level of social acceptability make a difference?

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    3. I don't want people to say nasty things about me behind my back. That I'm a weirdo. A misfit.

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    4. There weren't many pure neanderthals left after we had finished abusing your natural benevolence to capture your wives and slaughter your competing hordes. Anybody whose family tree continues to sport a majority neanderthal gene set nowadays would have to love their mommy very much.

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  25. well done everyone, i think we scared her away. now we can go back to posting the same shitty memes over and over again

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  26. Daily Mountains of TripeAugust 19, 2012 at 6:51 PM

    Here's the thing. Fuck you all.

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  27. Everyone here has earned a special place in hell for being such incredible assholes, including myself. Let's all meet up when we're suffering for all of eternity.

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  28. God made the asshole in his image, Anon@12:24.

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