Comics 1097-1099: The First One Really Sucks

Well, with no guest reviews sitting in my inbox, I guess it's time I got back to the hard work of writing up a shitty one-sentence review for the comics. You brought this on yourselves.

1097. The thing that bothers me about this one: why is there a banana peel on the tarmac? Why is he walking in front of a jet engine? Why is the jet engine so low to the ground? D+

1098. This is occasionally a valid observation, but not a particularly useful one. Especially when it comes to reviews of movies and music. D-

1099. I get the feeling Randy has been reading House of Leaves again recently. He's been making some comics with jokes that hinge on a similar sort of absurd pocket infinity premise. Not terrible, but I actually liked the job interview one and this is just boring. C

Comic 1.21: Time Traveling Doom!

[This guest review comes from faithful reviewer "Vid." Gripping stuff. -Ed.]

Comics 9-11: NEVER FORGET

[New guest review courtesy of "Capn." -Ed.]

Comic XXX OIympiad: Ann Apolis Does A Guest Post

[Nothing new to report today; here's Ann Apolis's guest post. Regular programming will return when I stop receiving these delightful commentaries on the modern world. -Ed.]

Comics Blah Blah Etc: Duck Milk

[More guest reviews! These come from "priority shitten" on the IRC channel, probably. The second one is actually a special political commentary about how freedom is dead, forever. -Ed.]

Comics Whatever-Who Cares: Guest Review!

[Today's review comes from "Capn." I don't know if it's the real Capn or what, but I also don't care. So here it is, without further ado. -Ed.]