Sunday, April 17, 2011

Comic 886: Here Is A List Of Jokes

craigslist apartments

[Comic title: Craigslist Apartments; Alt text: $1600 / 1386153BR 3BATH, MODERN SLIDING DOORS, GUEST ROOMS, GARBAGE DISPOSAL. FREE MANDATORY PARKING (ENFORCED). CONVENIENT TO ALDERAAN.]

Since Randy was evicted from his latest place (they have a strict 'no creepy stalkers' policy), he has been searching for new apartments on Craigslist, since his friends are starting to get tired of his continued presence. (As are all of us, of course.) But Randy is a man of ingenuity. He is a man who turns his situation into humor, and Craigslist and apartment-hunting are a veritable gutted gold mine of jokes.

As a true connoisseur of the GOOMH and the cheap laugh, Randy has perfected a technique known as the "list joke." This is a cheap technique used to group together a large group of usually subpar jokes, in the hope that at least one of them will stick and inflict humor upon the unsuspecting.

References include Chernobyl, House of Leaves, Star Wars, Viking slave ships, submarines, spam, and some other shit I'm too lazy to compile. And, of course, apartment-hunting. Odds are pretty good that, if you're a nerd, you'll find a joke to laugh at here, or to GOOMH at here. This is a lazy attempt at humor, but ultimately not a terrible one--though some of the individual jokes are kind of stupid, some are all right, and there's just so many of them. The concept isn't awful, also.

72 comments:

  1. First place saved for the glorious Randall Patrack Manroe.

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  2. The thing that gets me the most about this is that it's essentially an unfunny reworking of a Something Awful series that's been around for about a year and a half now.
    http://www.somethingawful.com/series/18.php

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  3. Holy crap that was fast.

    PS third.

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  4. 887: Does Randall seriously expect me to read all that?

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  5. How to read 887:

    1) Scroll to the bottom.
    2) Realize the whole comic is one big setup for a Zero Wing joke.

    Seriously. Zero Wing.

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  6. Forget the other SA article. Hell, there's one from two days prior to when this comic was posted that's almost exactly like it.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/more-rooms-rent.php

    Granted, maybe they were thinking of the same joke at the same time or something, but SA has done THIS series once before as well.

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  7. GOOMH Randall I don't have anything interesting to share with my adoring public today either!

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  8. @887
    Wow, Randy. Just, wow. I thought we were cool.

    I tried to read it all. I really did. But I saw how friggin' small the scroll bar to the right was—and how utterly devoid of humor each entry was—and my spirits were crushed. This is the first xkcd that I didn't (and will never) read all of. Good job, Randy.

    Why is the em dash so short on this thing?

    Captcha: poome

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  9. Re: 887

    Hey, alright! A quality comic for once! After all, quantity == quality, doesn't it?

    ...Doesn't it?

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  11. HappinessInMiseryApril 18, 2011 at 9:20 AM

    Re 887:

    In the year 2525
    If man is still alive
    If woman can survive
    They may find

    In the year 3535
    Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
    Everything you think, do, or say
    Is in the pill you took today

    In the year 4545
    Ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
    You won't find a thing to do
    Nobody's gonna look at you

    In the year 5555
    Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
    Your legs got nothing to do
    Some machine is doing that for you

    In the year 6565
    Ain't gonna need no husband, won't need no wife
    You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
    From the bottom of a long black tube

    In the year 7510
    If God's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
    Maybe he'll look around himself and say
    Guess it's time for the Judgment day

    In the year 8510
    God's gonna shake his mighty head
    He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
    Or tear it down and start again

    In the year 9595
    I'm kinda wondering if man's gonna be alive
    He's taken everything this old earth can give
    And he ain't put back nothing

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  12. Let me preface this comment with the statement that the only lines that made me laugh were "Childhood obesity reaches 100%" and "Cyprus acheives [sic] its goal".

    First observation: "Cyprus Acheives its goal" returns zero results because that is not how you spell "Achieves" ["ch" is not a true "C" for that rule you're trying to show off!]. Ignoring a webpage about a logo design labelled "Luxury Cars Cyprus" that says "Luxury Cars Cyprus achieves its goal nicely, creating a design that displays luxury and professionalism.", I can only assume he is referring to this forum thread about Cyprian re-unification [in b4 sex pun on "Cyprian" and "Re-unification"]...

    [...]by the year 2066, Cyprus will have eventually achieved its goal.

    Which is incredibly vague if you're too lazy to read the post DIRECTLY ABOVE.

    But if he'd spelled it out it wouldn't have been funny. Soo all this to say POINTS TO RANDALL BUT NOT MANY.

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  14. This might sound petty, but how good is Randall at math? He says that in 2016 baby boomers will start turning 65 but THE BOOMERS GENERATION STARTED IN 1946 YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THEY'RE TURNING 65 THIS YEAR D:<

    Plus I'm curious how I thought writing all that would be a good idea because it's boring and bland as fuck.

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  15. Wow. I thank God that 888 is my final visit and not this one, because I would've been disappointed if I had had to read this lame piece of crap.

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  17. First post!

    erection

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  18. I thought of an unrelated joke.

    A [member of ethnic group X] and a [member of ethnic group Y] walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of meta-joke?"

    It's meta-meta-humor.

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  19. Started reading the newest comic, got bored, scrolled to the end, laughed at the Zero Wing joke. Am I a bad person?

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  20. Guys I'm sure that somebody's already noticed this, but look!:

    http://goatkcd.com/631/sfw

    goatkcd really does make some of Randy's work genuinely funny.

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  21. Or, Randy makes some of goatkcd's work genuinely funny?

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  22. The latest xkcd, the one with the year thing, was a GIGANTIC AND UNNECESSARY set up for the stupidest redux of a stupid, old meme I've ever seen. Did I really just read through hundreds of different unfunny search results for an all your base are belong to us joke?? I hate you, Randall.

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  23. 887: Here is a list of non-jokes, except for the last one.

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  25. @cptnoremac: It's the width of an m. What more could you want? You fancy-pants transitional serif typefaces and your giant sexy em-dashes can all stuff it! Oh, those sexy giant em-dashes. Claude Garamond, take me awaaaaaaaay

    Guys, this isn't a joke comic. It's a pictoblag piece (you can surely understand that) about how absurdly inconsistent futurism is. I really wouldn't worry about the "baby boomers become 65" thing given that the US balances its budget six or seven times before its debt reaches 741% of the GDP, and two conflicting temperature increases occur in the same year.

    The vagueness about Cyprus is indeed funniest when you know about the whole national unity problem, as that lets you focus on the whole "well that was humorously vague" aspect without the urge to fire up El Goog and figure out what's going on for yourself.

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  27. @Ravenzomg:

    Relive such hilarity at "http://xkcdwebcited.blogspot.com"!

    #Shameless

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  28. Oh, really, Samantha? Because I'm missing the "picture" part of "pictoblog" in here.

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  29. It's got a timeline. That's technically a chart.

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  30. @Halcyon: You're able to link as often as you like because you're performing a community service.

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  31. I wish people would stop linking goatkcd. Goatse never did anything for me, but seeing it mixed with xkcd always makes me so horny.

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  32. this is 100% how i feel

    http://www.goatkcd.com/627/

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  33. So you think you lost your love
    Well I saw her yesterday
    It's you she's thinking of
    And all she had to say
    Is that she loves you
    And you know that can't be bad
    She loves you
    And you know you should be glad

    She loves you yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you yeah yeah yeah
    She loves you yeah yeah yeah
    With love like that, you know you should be glad

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  34. Sometimes I fantasize that Randall comes to this website and pretends to be one of the regulars and says horrible things about his work, attempting to troll any of the actual xkcd fans still being offended on this site, to mirror the giant troll on the pseudo-nerd world that is xkcd itself. He and his friend then sit back and chuckle, reveling in the tangled web of horrible comedy and antagonism that he has woven. The world seems so much more beautiful if I make myself believe this is true.

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  35. If less is more, imagine how much more more will be!

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  37. @12:31

    That's beautiful ...

    Kitten = Randy

    Also:

    Reboot does a Redux countdown: 9

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  38. Oh god, you guys really have nothing better to do than criticize a harmless webcomic?

    I'm off to help the homeless people in my neighborhood. Hope you find your lives satisfying.

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  39. Heather receives 2/10, only because I feel extra generous tonight.

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  40. Just realized what this place reminds me of: Confused Matthew. He also thinks he, as Montgomery Burns' attorney put it, is "NOT LIKE OTHER MEN!"

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  41. Oh god, you really have nothing better to do than post stupid comments on a harmless blog?

    I'm off to donate blood THEN help underprivileged children study for the SAT. Hope you find your life satisfying.

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  42. 5:53 is that a clydesdale

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  43. also it sounds like you only do good things so you can brag about them later

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  44. Oh god, you really have nothing better to do than respond to harmless people criticizing a blog?

    Well I'm off to go help old people partially cross roads. I hope you find your life existentially rewarding.

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  45. I only do good girls so I can brag about them later.

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  46. @Heather
    I'll have you know that the posters on this blog ARE underprivileged children, and for every inciteful or funny comment, we are rewarded with food and vaccinations.

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  47. Heather, you do realize that by giving handouts to "homeless people," you're only enabling their laziness, right?

    I hope you find your life satisfying.

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  48. Facepalm at people taking Heather seriously.

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  49. Facepalm at poster thinking other posters are taking Heather seriously.

    Captcha: malogo, :( mal doesn't come around anymore and never with a logo.

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  51. @R.
    "also it sounds like you only do good things so you can brag about them later"

    I don't tell you everything I do! I might be involved in other projects... My point is that you don't realize the luck you have to have a computer connected to internet. I know Moroccan kids who would kill for the ability to read xkcd 3 times a week.

    @Jon Levi
    "I'll have you know that the posters on this blog ARE underprivileged children, and for every inciteful or funny comment, we are rewarded with food and vaccinations."

    It seems dubious, but if it's true, then I'm sorry.

    I can't believe I'm wasting time answering to you when I could be out there making a difference...

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  52. Yay! more pie and polio vaccines!

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  53. Heather why are you complaining, most people would kill to be able to read Rob make fun of XKCD once a week.

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  54. I would kill to be able to hear Rob make fun of xkcd once a week.

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  55. Heather said:

    "....I know Moroccan kids who would kill for the ability to read xkcd 3 times a week....."

    Presumably these are not the same Moroccan kids who would gladly kill (and reap their virgins in Heaven) any and all who might access The Great Satan's Internet to view XKCD?

    "....I don't tell you everything I do!...."

    Why not?

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  57. "I don't tell you everything I do!"

    Now you've implicitly bragged about everything you do that we don't know about while simultaneously bragging about your modesty. Way to go.

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  58. Modesty prevents me from bragging about my ability to toss a caber the density of a neutron star after eating nothing but cheese and bananas for a solid week - with minimal beverages.

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  59. Heather, may I first direct you to Rob's Rants #4:
    http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/dont-you-have-anything-better-to-do.html

    Second, the sarcasm of the other commenters aside, why would it be so hard for you to believe that we're just as charitable as you, or more so? It's not really because we don't trumpet our good deeds to anyone who will listen, is it?

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  60. Homeless in MoroccoApril 19, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    There are only 3 predictions that will come true in that entire list.

    2017 - China completes unmanned lunar sample return mission
    2024 - China lands men and women on moon
    2050 - China controls space

    Thanks again for this inspiring blog, it makes my pitiful existence bareable.

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  61. Dearest Gamey One,
    Speak for yourself!
    I am a decidedly uncharitable cunt with a predilection for gross broad-spectrum xenophobia.
    And I kick puppies.

    @ Homeless in Morocco,

    I am not sure about the blog. It is when Rob and Raven disrobe me with their eyes that makes my pitiful existence bareable.

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  62. I thought that said Rob's Pants #4. I was confused about the discussion of his pants, though not at all surprised that he has to wear multiple ones at the same time. It'd be quite impossible to squeeze that many rolls of fat into a single pair.

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  64. Das mint, Anon 5:24.

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  65. @Aquarians Love to Fuck

    Is this you?

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