Monday, August 12, 2013

Comics 1244-1250, Probably: Some Words

1244. This is literally nothing more than Randall saying 'hey, I am aware of this game that people play.' F
1245. Eh. U
1246. Lately I feel like Randy is slowly coming unhinged. C
1247. Like, why is this even supposed to be funny? K
1248. But all of these seem to be about how Randall has given up on the real world. Y
1249. Like this. This is the sort of thing a man writes when he has no hope. O
1250. And I hope dearly that this is his sign-off from the internet, and not just some more lolrandumb humor. U

70 comments:

  1. you just hate xkcd because you're jealous

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  2. you just hate xkcd because you're jealous

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    1. You said that before. Have you seen a doctor recently? You may be experiencing symptoms of early-onset dementia. I'm not joking. This is the third time you have read this comment.

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  3. guise guise omg the letters spell out TELL BLAck hat guy. what r we suppose to tell him?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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    1. One question mark would have sufficed. Have you no shame?

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    2. but i dun know what

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  4. What are you saving the Zs for?

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  5. 1244: No, it is expressing the fact that REAL space science is much more complicated than Kerbal.
    1245: I laughed my ass off. If you don't think its funny it is because you don't get it, not because it isn't funny.
    1246: This is a direct reference to Carl Sagan's Cosmos, which is being remade soon with Neil DeGrasse Tyson as the narrator.
    1247:The joke is that it is a file with almost every kind of file extension and the word "hacker" in it so obviously you wouldn't say "save."
    1248: It's called philosophy

    1250: its a joke, obviously no one would really do that, and has nothing to do with him taking his AWESOME comic off the web.

    Maybe if anything you had to say was funnier than anything he had to say I would respect your opinion, but pretty much you seem to be someone who enjoys tearing down the work of people more intelligent and topical than you.

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    1. This is how you do a sarcastic review. You could learn a thing or two from Jade, Rob.

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    2. This is how you do a sarcastic comment. You could learn a thing or two from Rob, Anon@6:35.

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    3. No defence of 1249, I note.

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    4. "1250: its a joke, obviously no one would really do that, and has nothing to do with him taking his AWESOME comic off the web. [sic]"

      Yeah, you kind of gave yourself away with that one. But keep trying. I almost believed for a moment that you were an actual xkcd fan, and most cuddlefish are dumber that me, so they probably all believed you.

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    5. The fact that the letter at the end of the reviews spell "FUCK YOU" is funnier than any of the comics being reviewed.

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    6. Oh good, you finally got a username. Now remember, we're counting on you to bring this blog back to life.

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  6. Yesterday was my birthday. My mother made me a cake and gave me a cool pair of jeans. I didn't eat the cake and said I wasn't hungry. Then when she went to bed I decided to celebrate in a brothel, but girls can be so scary. I sat on the edge of the bed while the lady tried to take my clothes off, but I wouldn't let her because I didn't like it and had already ejaculated in my underwear anyway. They didn't care it was my birthday and still took my money.

    I don't think I will try sex again. It is very uncomfortable.

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    1. One of the most common sexual challenges people face is putting thier sexuality in the context of others. How to match their sexualities if somebody wants lights off or lights on. Rough or gentle. Alone, in groups. Who's gonna be on top? Everyone's sexuality is unique.

      Of course we're going to have differences! In kinks, interests, timelines, duration, sex drives. So how to we share our sexualities when our interests are individualized. How do we all get what we want?

      The simple answer is finding the third option.

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    2. but he already tried paying for it?

      i wonder if as a woman, paying for it is more of a valid option or less.

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  7. Rob had a sex change

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  8. Rob could care less about XKCD. It's not them that he's trying to mock. He's trying to mock its defenders by luring them into defending XKCD, because then he feels superior to them because he doesn't actually care but they do.

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    1. "could care less"

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    2. i've always found it interesting that "couldn't care less" and "could care less" both mean the exact same thing in the english language

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    3. Not exactly the same. The nuance is very different. "Could care less" carries the added implication that the speaker is lazy with syllables and couldn't care less about the meanings of the individual words in their sentences.

      "Couldn't care less," on the other hand, strongly implies that the speaker is sponge worthy.

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    4. This is even more confusing when shits and their giving (or lack thereof) become involved.

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  9. Fuckface Jon Levi just wrote a review on his shitty xkcdsucks knockoff hyphen. And in it, he doesn't just bash xkcd - he bashes one of the sites that links to it. LOL, so edgy. And Gizmodo is such an easy target. And he gives numerical grades that go all the way down to F--. HAHA, priceless. LOL, I just died when he said 'DETENTION'. LOLOLOLOL.

    http://xkcd-sucks.blogspot.co.uk/2013/08/comics-1250-1252-brought-to-you-by.html

    Joking, I do not actually think Jon Levi is either edgy or funny.

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    1. You forgot to log in, Jon.

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    2. The poster is "Not Anonymous" rather than "Jon Levi".

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  10. "numerical grades that go all the way down to F--"

    F-- for both English and Math. You somehow managed to fail both simultaneously.

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  11. I just realized that xkcdsucks now sucks as much as xkcd itself, which means only one thing. Rob = Randal

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  12. This site isn't as popular as it used to be. I'm basing that purely on amount of comments, which are drying up with each update.

    "A tired premise has short legs"

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    1. People have also begun to stop thinking of new things to say about Hitler's nastiness.

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    2. What nastiness, just cause a girl a straight up freak don' mean she a nasty hoe ...

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  13. I just found this website and I'm not sure if you are trolling. I'm finding xkcd very amusing without being exposed to the early versions of it - I only found out about its existence this year.

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    1. have you considered that maybe you are dumb

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    2. I just found this website and I'm not sure if you are trolling. I'm finding xkcdsucks very amusing without being exposed to the early versions of it - I only found out about its existence this year.

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    3. I just found this thread and I'm not sure if you are trolling. I'm finding this thread very amusing without being exposed to the early versions of it - I only found out about its existence this year.

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    4. I just found ur mum and I'm not sure if you are trolling. I'm finding ur mum very amusing without being exposed to the early versions of it - I only found out about its existence this year.

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    5. I just found my penis and I'm not sure if it is trolling. I'm finding my penis very amusing without being exposed to the early versions of it - I only found out about its existence this year.

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  14. Harry Potter reference one comic, Tolkien reference the very next comic. Dude's getting desperate to maintain nerd cred y'all.

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  15. OUTBURSTS OF STUPIDITY
    FOUND WITH LEAST EFFORT

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    1. Start it by addressing with

      XKCD SUCKS -

      and you've managed a malicious haiku.

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  16. Why is Randall Munroe:
    sick
    married
    an atheist
    single

    Found in Google autocomplete. Going to make a comic about it then sell a poster of the comic.

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    1. This is actually funny. If discovered by yourself, gg.

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  17. Rob August 14, 2013 at 2:52 PM mused,

    "......i've always found it interesting that "couldn't care less" and "could care less" both mean the exact same thing in the english language......"

    The original phrase employing "couldn't" came o'er across the pond from UK cuntland. The fucking slurring and sloppy Yankee cunts fuct about with it and it became "could".
    Me?
    I use the "could" form, but always, ironically.

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    1. I'm not sure whether I can care less about that, but I'm definitely going to try.

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    2. "Couldn't care less" is also ambiguous. It could mean that you care so little that it is impossible to care less, but it could also mean that you care deeply about the object in question, and you cannot care less about it because it is so dear to you.

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    3. It could also mean you are a cunt. Now fuck off, I was addressing Rob.

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    4. Care Bears, prepare to stare!

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    5. Rob isn't here. I am. Bird in the hand and all that.

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    6. That would be "mightn't care less", Anon@11:48, you linguistic ingrate.

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    7. a very serious inquiry, mlle altf: do you ever do anything unironically?

      except for building shrines to my greatness that is

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    8. "mlle" here is of course short for "mllquetoast".

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    9. That isn't right at all, 8:40. What is wrong with you?

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    10. It's the difference between what one feels compelled to do by internal forces, and the external forces limiting one's behaviour.

      In short, Anon@4:32, your lack of comprehension of nuance makes me expect that you are, to borrow a term from Milton, an "Amerifat".

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    11. 5:52, you've completely made up that nuance. No one uses 'could' and 'might' in that way.

      Everyone thinks you're dumb now.

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    12. "Can I have another slice of cake?"

      "May I have another slice of cake?"

      Although you're right: Amerifats don't understand the difference between ability and propriety. They would probably find me dumb, then try to shoot me.

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    13. Anonymous August 31, 2013 at 3:02 AM lamented,

      "........They would probably find me dumb, then try to shoot me........"

      The Yankee spends its time living in fuck-off large basements eating squirrels and only venturing forth into the sunlight to loot during natural disasters, riot when an adjudication doesn't go their way and shoot at passers by and Indians.

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    14. Those are using 'can' and 'may' to ask permission, which is a different meaning to that used in 'i couldn't care less'.

      Even so, they mean the same thing in your example. You're persistent, I'll give you that. Persistently dumb.

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    15. on a related note i'm selling ice if any of you feel particularly burnt by the incisive wit on display here

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    16. lol, obvious troll. Everybody knows running water is far more effective on burns than ice.

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    17. i'm just giving the people what they want
      why do you hate capitalism and also freedom

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    18. I hate capitalism because a true capitalistic environment can not be upheld without government regulation to prevent larger businesses from suppressing smaller businesses and inhibiting free trade. I am libertarian.

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  18. When exactly did you stop trying?

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    1. I think you're insulting Rob to suggest he ever tried.

      Except to eat. He tries hard at that.

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  19. Rob August 29, 2013 at 8:46 PM uddered,


    "......a very serious inquiry, mlle altf: do you ever do anything unironically?

    except for building shrines to my greatness that is"


    "mlle"?
    The French-language equivalent of "miss" (ma = "my" + demoiselle = "little lady" or "my girl")?
    Although I am yours, I am no "little lady". I am not full of virtues and noble qualities. I love. That is all. But I love strongly, exclusively and steadfastly. The shrine I have built to you is not one to celebrate your greatness; that is just not possible, but to celebrate your ironing abilities. No one can iron a crease on my khaki Capri pants like you.

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