Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Comic 1109: Refrigerated

milk

(image credit to muad)

i just want to say that i'm very proud of Randy for coming to terms with his obsessions. he always seemed so uncomfortable about it before. good job, Randy!

206 comments:

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    1. Below this line, fags.
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      Fag delimiter.

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    3. You are the only gay in the village.

      captcha: ompackr. Almost, captcha generator.

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    4. but what about jon levi? he takes it up the duff

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    5. I've never really thought about Jews as having an orientation like people.

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    6. jon levi is pregnant?

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    7. Don't poke fun at the colonials, weaselsoup. It's been a while since we closed Bedlam.

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    8. Rob can't be a fag, he's so fat dicks can't reach into his asshole.

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  2. Blatant inconsistency: how could this lactic perfection ever go "BAD"?

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  3. What's the purpose of the fridge? Those bottles wouldn't last more than an hour before being victimised by Randall's insatiable habit.

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    1. i thought about that too, but remember, it represents an ideal. he wants a fridge that's always full of delicious milky goodness.

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    2. I was under the impression myself that it wouldn't be milky goodness, that it would quickly curdle. That or those are his own samples FOR Megan.

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  4. Sorry guys, I'm here to Stop The Trolls. You're going to have to stop now.

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    1. :(

      all right guys, blog's over, it's been fun

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    2. Troll Who Can No Longer Troll Because Of A PetitionSeptember 18, 2012 at 9:37 PM

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4#t=13s

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  5. Click and Drag? More like DICK and FAG, right?

    This is like a high schooler's attempt at being poetic. The underlying message sooooo unoriginal. The overlying aesthetic sooooo not as good as the author thinks it is. Lame as, isn't it fellows. It's so lame, everybody. I get mad when I think about all the praise the fans will give it. I will not look to see because I'm already too mad about it and I don't want to be madder.

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    1. holy fuck i take it back goatkcd 1110 is fucking genius i love it thankyou randall for making this possible

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  6. XKCD is trending on twitter because of 1110. :(

    http://i.imgur.com/UsucI.png

    Don't ask about my high post count. :(

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  7. 1110 is like the Where's Wally books except without the art and the creativity.

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  8. I appreciate that 1110 at least looks like it took more than 5 minutes to make. There's bigger scrolly images on the Internet. though, and this fails as a comic.

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    1. I appreciate that 1110 at least looks like it took more than 5 minutes to make.

      Expectations lowered much?

      Sometimes it takes me more than 5 minutes to rub one out, but my jism doesn't "go viral" (in b4 AIDS).

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    2. http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de/

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    3. Pixellate a live link, ya lazy cunt!
      That's a ccTLD for Deutschland to for fuck's sake!
      Are you mad??????
      Rob says these have master verboteness 'round these parts!

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    4. Shut the fuck up and put it in your browser bar

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    5. Fuck off!
      The Third Reich is not welcome in my browser bar.

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    6. ALTF, if you want to maintain the technophobe classicist persona then you have to avoid suddenly typing things like "ccTLD".

      Also we're at the Fourth Reich now and its TLD is .eu.

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    7. If



      Fuck me from behind with a Greek Trireme, it ain't often one gets to voice the most iconic of laconic ripostes!
      Thank you!

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    8. Thanks 8:41, but I don't get it. It's still like a shitty Where's Wally/Waldo?

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    9. It is depressing how much you remind me of my ex, Aquarians. Although she was rather funnier, she played exactly the same histrionic character online.

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    10. ALTF@9:52, the trouble is that you are crossing the fine line between "mysterious Asian" and "fat trustafarian drop-out".

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    11. Anonymous September 19, 2012 9:58 AM said,

      "......Although she was rather funnier, she played exactly the same histrionic character online......"

      Yet she is still your 'ex'? I can see why you would be depressed.
      Of we two loves of your life, the first abandoned you and the second is unattainable.

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    12. To be honest, I dumped the first and the second makes me feel only pity.

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    13. Anonymous September 19, 2012 10:05 AM said,

      ".....ALTF@9:52, the trouble is that you are crossing the fine line between "mysterious Asian" and "fat trustafarian drop-out"....."

      If you think me mysterious you are a halfwit.

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    14. Present continuous, innit? Like "pursuit of happiness".

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    15. Anonymous September 19, 2012 10:13 AM said,

      ".....To be honest, I dumped the first and the second makes me feel only pity....."

      Don't be honest.
      Keep the pity though.

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    16. Anonymous September 19, 2012 10:17 AM said,

      "....Present continuous, innit? Like "pursuit of happiness"....."

      Or "I'm loving it"

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    17. 9:54 AM I dunno man I sort of liked it now that it's easier to navigate. Just the scale of it, you know. The Mario thing gave me a chuckle too.

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    18. Anonymous September 19, 2012 11:30 AM said,

      ".....The Mario thing gave me a chuckle too....."

      Why am I not surprised?
      Dumb fucking Yankee popinjay!

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    19. Because Mario is a staple of American culture?
      Chink-eyed twinkie ho!

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    21. Goddamn chiggers posting all over the internet.

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    22. Anonymous September 19, 2012 11:56 AM said,

      ".....Because Mario is a staple of American culture?....."

      I know nowt about American staple culture, my excellent Swingline notwithstanding, but I think your next line reveals the real staple of your culture - Innit?

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    23. The hate is a-flowin' Rob.

      I still got it!

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    24. The real staple of our culture is bombing the fuck out of the the Yellow Empire and saving the world.

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    25. Hint: it looks a lot worse when you delete it.

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    26. I agree!
      The Yellow Peril is something y'all ought to fear.
      The problem is, you idiot Yankees will send in some Seal Team Six, or whatnot, endangering these highly trained men and women so you don't hurt the innocents in a 'Collateral Damage' incident.
      Pussies!
      Fuck that!
      When we take out an 'undesirable' we vapourise his/her location and turn the area within a 10 kilometre radius of it into a self-lighting glass-bottomed parking lot.
      Both The Yankee and The Chinese will feel our wrath.

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    27. Anonymous September 19, 2012 12:41 PM said,

      "....Hint: it looks a lot worse when you delete it....."

      No it does not.

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    28. "When we take out an 'undesirable' we vapourise his/her location and turn the area within a 10 kilometre radius of it into a self-lighting glass-bottomed parking lot.
      Both The Yankee and The Chinese will feel our wrath."

      Haha that's cute. Gook's got a dream.

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    29. "No it does not."

      You're right, my bad; it couldn't possibly look worse than it did.

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    30. Anonymous September 19, 2012 12:53 PM said,

      "........"No it does not."

      You're right, my bad; it couldn't possibly look worse than it did......."

      See?
      Y'all have to learn to trust my judgement on that which looks bad and the various gradations of same.


      Anonymous September 19, 2012 12:49 PM said,

      ".......Haha that's cute. Gook's got a dream....."

      A slang dictionary published in 1893 defined "gook" as "a low prostitute" - or that's what Wikipedia writes.
      I am a 'high' prostitute.

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    31. A high prostitute seeks self-made men.

      A low prostitute seeks their descendants.

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    32. "I am a 'high' prostitute."

      Suck dick for 50 dorra?

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    33. Aquarians Love To Fuck September 19, 2012 12:23 PM said:

      "...The hate is a-flowin' Rob..."

      No-one hates you. You're like a monkey in a cage. It is entertaining to prod you and make you dance. Whoever you really are, the amount of time you spend here suggests that you have some difficulties interacting in real life. Rather than being humble about it, you put on an act which makes you seem like a dick. So people laugh at your expense.

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    34. ^ this pretty much settles ALTF is a Rob sockpuppet.

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    35. i'm flattered, but i'm not capable of producing anything so beautiful, esp while i'm sleeping

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    36. "LOL I HAVE SO MANY HAYTERZZ IT ONL MEANS I AM SUPER SUCCESSFUL. THANX HATERZZ."
      - every passive aggressive pseudocelebrity ever

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    37. rage, rage against the dying of the light!

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    38. "So many haters"? Well, it's true that the two of you are very vocal, but...

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    39. Anonymous September 19, 2012 1:14 PM said,

      ".....A high prostitute seeks self-made men.

      A low prostitute seeks their descendants......"

      Oh well, I guess I'm a low prostitute.

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    40. Donut roll gently into that good night?

      If you've ever visited the xkcdsucks IRC channel, you'll know who/what ALTF is.

      Also get on slashdot fgts and counter the xkcd worship.

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    41. WTF? There is a Slashdot article about the comic. I'm sure Slashdot wasn't always this shit.

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    42. Rob September 19, 2012 1:40 PM said,

      "....rage, rage against the dying of the light!...."

      Do go gentle into that good night Rob.

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    43. "......If you've ever visited the xkcdsucks IRC channel, you'll know who/what ALTF is......"

      Pray tell?
      What does this IRC thing reveal about yours truly?

      I gotsta know!

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    44. Way to go Rob!
      You silenced the hate!

      Happy?

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    45. it will be back. it always comes back.

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    46. Anon@2:09 speaks nonce sense.

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    47. Way to go girrll you show them haterz

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    48. Rob September 19, 2012 2:23 PM said,

      ".....it will be back. it always comes back....."

      Yes, but it's never the same.

      I mean no offence Rob, but the folks you've collected about you 'round here are quite stupid. I understand that this weblog is part of your Community Service punishment for trifling with the affections of that bastard offspring of the Senator from the great State of what's-its-name, but still, no one deserves this kind of punishment.
      Now and again the lumpen will happen upon my Achilles' heel. Do they exploit it? No they do not. Do they even recognise it? No they do not.(1) What's a gal to do?



      (1) Excluding Kittens, you and that Anonymous cunt who keeps on speaking to me in Spanish and French when I don't know a word of those horrid tongues.

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    49. man, you fuck a senator's daughter once and they never let you forget it. she still calls me, you know, and I'm not even in the same state anymore.

      perhaps the quality of people here means that I have failed in my penance. I was to build something great. but standing here at the end of my days I look upon my works and find them wanting. am I to blame? or does the stupidity in a system naturally increase until there is nothing else left?

      even if i have failed, i can do this much: i will leave this blog open for you until your return. be sure to make the world suffer in your travels.

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    50. It hasn't been back for months, though, and I really think it would have been more polite to let it play out. I haven't read every single comment, but that's the first time since ALTF's return that I've seen somebody seem sincerely upset with her. She's probably been gagging for somebody to scratch that special itch, and you just went ahead and spoiled the mood. I bet you were the type of kid who walked in on his parents more than just the first time.

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    51. lol obvious racist troll is obvious. oh wait, guess not.

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    52. Rob, stop sucking up to the dancing dullard just because it's the only thing that gives your blog any character any more.

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    53. i would never suck up. it's degrading. suck down, maybe. but suck up? do i look subservient to you?

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    54. you do look short

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    55. the point is if anyone's cock is above head-level i will not suck it

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    56. I wish autofellatio were so easy for me that I could add arbitrary rules to make it more challenging.

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    57. i suspect autofellatio for rob is like trying to kiss someone in Mexico from China

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  9. ".....i just want to say that i'm very proud of Randy for coming to terms with his obsessions. he always seemed so uncomfortable about it before. good job, Randy!....."

    I just want to say who ever wrote this is an unlettered and ignorant moron.
    Six capital letters were warranted and yet only two were provided.
    It's a fucking disgrace!

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  10. From an engineering standpoint, that fridge would be a terrible idea if you ever had anything glass in there at all, ever.  My ideal fridge is not one where I have to clean mustard-mold-glass-shard slurry out of a bin.  I'll just buy everything I ever eat in plastic bottles.  Or perhaps the bin is padded?  That would be fun to clean!  What about glass-on-glass contact should you not be there to empty the BAD bin between when that bowl of leftover pasta impacts with that jar of nasty mayo?

    Also, if one were to purchase this fridge, they would force themselves to instantly become a fridge-OCD-type-person.  You would have to put everything back in the exact same spot every time, else the automated disposal system is rendered useless.  Again, my ideal fridge is not one that forces me to become an obsessive lunatic while simultaneously creating giant, potentially dangerous messes.  Yay!

    Failure from a design and humor perspective—nice double shot.  By the way, the joke is, "sometimes people forget about food in their fridge and it goes bad and it is unpleasant to clean up."  So brilliant!

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    1. ".....they would force themselves to instantly become a fridge-OCD-type-person...."

      "A fridge-OCD-type-person"?

      What the fuck is that Old-cunt-type-Hamburger-retard-Bun-person?

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  11. Shut you fuckers up.

    Innit?



    You owe me ten bucks Rob.

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    1. DANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAWDANTH'S LAW

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    2. If you have to pixellate the word "LAWDANTH'S" repeatedly in an Internet argument, you’ve probably decidedly won.

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    3. now if only someone could shut you up

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    4. IWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOUIWASNEVERARGUINGWITHYOU

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    5. If only, sniff.

      Fuck off you rodentian cuntribbit.

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    6. LOL what is a cuntribbit? Is it like a croaky queef or what?

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    7. LOL a cuntribbit is a what? Is it like a croaky queef or what?

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    8. Are you fucking thick or what?

      Cuntribbit is hopelessly self-explanatory to those with functioning neuro-synaptic transmission networks.

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    9. LOL I is a what? Is it like a smoky beef or twat?

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    10. Concentrate on "Cuntmango" now, you'll fare better I reckon.

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    11. LOL a Cuntmango is a what? It tastes like fruity briefs does it not?

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  12. innoncence of muslims is my favourite movie ever. the social commentaries that were posted a few weeks ago were pretty good, but now i want to see stuffs involving muhammad.

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    1. "innoncence"?

      That's either fucking stupid or fucking great.
      I can't decide.

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    2. Even if it was intentional it would be stupid ! C'mon your standards are higher than that

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  13. fucking great, please

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  14. http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/3n3w.png
    such boredom

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    1. http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/1s6w.png
      http://imgs.xkcd.com/clickdrag/2n4w.png

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  15. My review of 1110:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV03klfEeqY

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    1. That video's dumb. It doesn't express the appropriate tone for the phrase at all.

      Too shit didn't whatever.

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  16. For the first time in forever XKCD really, actually doesn't suck. Not all of the jokes work and some of the stuff is just the usual kind of Randall's random goofiness (the rocket bike girl I found especially groan-worthy for some reason) but the diversity of it all coupled with the exploration makes this "comic" actually work. Overall, I'm impressed.

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    1. I would have liked it if there had been better stuff in it and there weren't so many empty spaces. After spending what must have been at least five minutes getting to the bottom of the Mario pit, there was nothing there. There were a couple of uninteresting things on the way down, but nothing at the bottom. I do not forgive it.

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    2. ladies and/or gentlemen, once again, http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de/
      perhaps randall is just shitty at javascript, i don't know, but don't let the user experience ruin the first nice thing he has produced in a while.

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    3. https://twitter.com/ProPuke wrote the code for the comic; Randall didn't.
      Python is too sacred and holy for Randall to dilute his brilliant mind with peasant languages like JavaScript.

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    4. although i do see how this might somewhat lessen the fun of exploring the tapestry

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    5. 6:12 That's weird, Randall didn't really credit him for his shitty JS, and its clearly custom written for 1110.

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    6. @6:05 Eh, I dunno. There still isn't much of particular interest populating the landscape. I think Randall simply isn't creative enough to do the concept justice.

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    7. You actually had the patience to click and drag that shit?

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    8. With the link 6:05 provided, you don't need much patience. You just zoom out and zoom in on places where it looks like things are happening.

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    9. Holy shit actual discussion on xkcdsucks. Am I back in 2010 ? Is this heaven ??!!!

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    10. I liked it. i'm interested in how it was made and that. the actual overall composition is kind of lame and that's probably why it wasn't made as a giant map in the first place as the scrolly findy way of looking at it does kind of really work. but then again they must have known that fanboys would make a giant map within minutes, so.

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  17. That visualization is a blessing. The comic did seem interesting, but I had actually given up, so thanks for the link. It'd be great if Randy didn't need someone to fix what he does wrong though. And some of the dialogues read like basic placeholders. But I liked this one, both the exploration and the art. Kudos to Randy!

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    1. why don't you go away you horrible person :-(

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    2. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CIVIL I DONT EVEN

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    3. Return to depths of the xkcd forum you foul demon!

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  18. FUCK YOU RANDY HOPE YOU DIE A PAINFUL DEATH

    is what I meant. Stupid typo :-( Hope we can forget about that incident and get back to hating the world together.

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    1. Disregard that, I suck cocks.

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  19. 1111 is kind of amusing... (and 1110 is a cool idea with an average execution). All we need is the return of Carl and I will experience happiness again for the fist time in months

    Captcha = niggerniggernigger (a.k.a those fucking house number plates) Nrelief.

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  20. Jon Levi, do you have any pets? What are their names?

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  21. Jon Levi, to whom do you most masturbate? Do you have any favourite methods of taming the one-eyed trouser snake? What body part do you think about the most? Have you ever had sex with Rob? Did you break anything?

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    1. Fictional characters of both genders that I made up. Keep a glove on hand to clean up the mess, and wash it every month or so. Hair, but not in a dirty way (are we only counting human body parts?). Yes, but he imagined it. Only his heart.

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  22. we need a devil's advocate reviewer.

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    1. what the world really needs is weaselsoup

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    2. I like the idea. (not the one involving weaselsoup)

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    3. that was not me! fucking get your own stupid name whoever you are

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    4. the new xkcd is a return to horrible form, anyway

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    5. but it's so quirky how she conflates movie stars and celestial bodies.

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    6. i don't think anyone has ever made a joke involving the juxtaposition of mundane life and existential angst before

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  23. So many Megans in 1110

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    1. Aren't we all just a little bit Megan?

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  24. Rob September 19, 2012 5:00 PM said,

    ".......i will leave this blog open for you until your return....."

    And when I return, a nice cheese plate with a decent Napa Valley Zinfandel would not go unnoticed.

    "......be sure to make the world suffer in your travels......."

    I do not make the world suffer in my travels. Well, okay, maybe the odd Yankee/Brit/Aussie backpacker who might unwittingly stray into my parlour complaining of mild diarrhoea and then leaving with the Mother of All Dysentery. I bring happiness and joy to all DNA's creatures.

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    1. You mean the Primitivo, you culture-vacuuming yankee.

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    2. No, I mean Zinfandel.
      I'm conversing with a Damned Yankee, remember?

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    3. This Yankee is Saved, actually

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  25. I've been working on an algorithm which will model, and predict, the entire set of Prime Numbers to be found in the entire set of non-negative Whole Numbers.
    So far I have been able to account for four Primes; the first three and last in the series.

    Not bad!

    Innit?

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    1. What is the highest prime, then?

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    2. 1. LOOK MOMMY I CAN COUNT TO THREE NOW
      2. There is no "last" prime
      3. You were describing a set, not a series

      F-

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    3. But there a highest (and only) prime in the series formed of the sequence of natural numbers, i.e. 1, 3, 6, 10, 15... and that is 3.

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    4. That's an interesting claim. Do you have a proof for this?

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    5. Also, that is properly the sequence of the partial sums of the series formed of the sequence of natural numbers.

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    6. s_n = n(n+1)/2. Let n>2.

      For n even we have factors n/2>1 and n+1>1. For n odd we have factors (n+1)/2>1 and n>1.

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    7. Dear all the Anonymous posters above,

      You noticed my lack of mathematical acumen.
      Good for you.




      Morons!

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    8. Anonymous September 22, 2012 8:52 AM said,

      ".....That's an interesting claim. Do you have a proof for this?...."

      No.
      Have you no faith?

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    9. Alright wait, I didn't examine the numbers; that is not even the "sequence of the partial sums of the series formed of the sequence of natural numbers". I have no idea what that sequence is. A series, by the way is a single term.

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    10. Anon@9:09: Yes it is.

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    11. Haha yeah just looked it over again. Got my mental addition messed up.

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  26. I mean to illicit a maximum of hate here today. I wish to 'go out with a bang' as it were.
    I will not suffer a modicum of hate.
    I will not be content with racial epithets or vile words impugning my vast intellect, insurmountable knowledge base and superior linguistic skills.
    I will induce astronomical levels of hate. I will not wait patiently for the 'stool of derision' to crown in the anal sphincter muscle that is XKCDsucks; I will actively seek it out!
    I will insert, as in a DRE, my two remaining fingers to palpitate that divine 'Sweet Spot' to bring forth the turgid turd of truculence.

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    1. Crickets?
      Fuck off!
      Fucking Sabre-Toothed Crickets!
      Fecking tumble weeds too as the unlettered cunts 'round here research the meanings of all the poly-syllabic words I use and then try to formulate some barely droll riposte to attempt to garner a smidgen of my affection.

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    2. what is barely droll is quite pithy.

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    3. BUT!
      That which is barely pithy can often be quite droll.

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    4. lettered cunts say elicit.

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    5. The best thing about lettered cunts is being able to unfold the flaps in alphabetical order.

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  27. I have the power to evoke chatter and, in equal measure, the power to invoke silence.

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    1. You evoke lust, mostly.

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    2. Tautology. Chatter is just a noisy form of silence.

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  28. lol internet kooks

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  29. I, for one, am looking forward to the latest Dr Who this evening. I have been looking at some EU law and it is agony.

    And Casualty, because it's my guilty secret that I have to watch at least one inane TV soap.

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    1. I've not watched Dr. Who since they started producing it in colour.
      I am certain nothing good came of switching to colour.

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    2. Interesting! Which was your favourite Doctor?

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    3. Did you mean ┼╗ywago?

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    4. Sorry - I wasn't being clear enough perhaps. I mean in Doctor Who.

      I was brought up with McCoy but no-one seems to have much love for him. I did quite like the original. Tennant clearly enjoyed himself, but I can't help thinking he was a bit full of himself. Anyway - over to you, random person on the Internet!

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    5. No one really gives a fuck :)

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    6. Anonymous September 22, 2012 11:32 AM said,

      ".....Anyway - over to you, random person on the Internet!....."

      I am many things, but 'random' and a 'person', I am not.

      Anonymous September 22, 2012 11:39 AM said,

      "......No one really gives a fuck :)....."

      Not true. Many here among us do not only in fact give a fuck, they often actually give more than one lonely fuck - multiple fucks even - but always a Prime Number's worth.
      And, ending your sentence with an inane punctuation happy face shows us you are an idiotically imbecilic moron.

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    7. Boy, you sound mad! Its ok, I was joking, I give several fucks. :D

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    8. Sound mad?
      How does madness sound?
      I'm fucking livid is what I am!

      And fuck off with the happy faces, you ignorant cunt!

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    9. OK no more smiley faces I promise.

      Hugs and progesterone capsules,
      Your pal,
      11:39

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    10. Progesterone capsules?
      I do not need to keep my endometrium in a thickened condition nor do I need to strengthen my pelvic walls. So if you don't mind, I'll dispose of the contents and fill the capsules with various cathinones.

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    11. This reminds me of when I took my GCSE biology exam (a set of exams every 15-16 year old takes in the UK). We had a very good biology teacher. He had a PhD, taught in lecture style, came back with answers to pretty much any question you'd ask him, and gave us a weekly test on all material just covered.

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    12. This reminds me of when I took liberties with my room mate's attractive boyfriend.
      It was disappointing.

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    13. Is there a female Achilles heel which makes them need to go after the partners of the women close to them? I can't tell you how many times I've taken advantage of it. I tend to have either zero or several sexual partners, but rarely only one. I have often wondered whether it sticks in the feminist craw that the whole harem thing works out so well for the Homo insapiens. Which reminds me...

      salve, nec minimo puella naso
      nec bello pede nec nigris ocellis
      nec longis digitis nec ore sicco
      nec sane nimis elegante lingua,
      decoctoris amica Formiani.

      ten prouincia narrat esse bellam?
      tecum Lesbia nostra comparatur?

      o saeclum insapiens et infacetum!

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  30. I don't know what madness sounds like, although I've heard degeneration sounds like laughter.

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    1. They've gone through a variety of different sounds over time, but always settling somewhere in or around ska. Their early albums are great and I'd recommend seeking them out, but they soon reached a period where they were only producing the occasional good song.

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  31. why are the bottles labeled meagan added to the original?

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    1. It's a commentary on the repeated use of Megan as a character. Multiple instances of her are stored in his fridge to be used at regular intervals.

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    2. I think a more telling question is: why aren't there bottles labelled Megan in the original?

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    3. Because they're in his actual fridge.

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    4. Exactly.

      His ideal fridge exists in an ideal world where he is insatiable and can drink all Megan's milk at the moment of expression. The fridge is therefore always empty.

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    5. An ideal fridge would hide the bottles from the sight of any non-Randy person. Just saying.

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    6. You offer an unusually salient argument, 4:52, but 631 implies Randall is an exhibitionist. If Megan wasn't so ashamed of her cancer-breasts then he would have persuaded her to take photographs of him drinking directly from them.

      Like 40 or 50 percent of the time, remember.

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    7. xkcd 858 never forgetSeptember 23, 2012 at 5:07 AM

      xkcd 858 never forget

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    8. Hey Rob you lazy fat fuck could you put something like 5:07's sentiment at the top of the blog with a link to 858? Just in case anyone doubts Randy's creepiness.

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  32. hej polaczki polaczki

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