864: If I were a predictable man, I would make this review about how I have seen this exact joke before--not the Carl-quality "exact joke" where it is "roughly the same formula," but the sort of exact joke where the setup and delivery are identically the same; to wit, "it's year X, where are my flying cars?" "you have a cell phone lulz" "OMG U R RITE." I could write the review about that, but I will spare you, because that much is patently obvious. (I am obviously far too lazy to find where this exact joke was told, but if anyone else recalls it, please provide the link.)
No, I wish to write to you of Megan's milk-faucets once again. You see, Randy has decided, for no apparent reason whatsoever, that this conversation should feature a topless Megan. She could just as easily have said, using Randall's brilliant artwork as cover, "before I interrupted you with this video call." But instead, the video call was thwarted by her boobliness. "I am not wearing a shirt and that is why I am making this not a video call. I know that you think only of the sweet life-giving fluid that flows from my delicate pink nipples, and that is why you cannot look at me. I guess I just sit around naked and can't put a shirt on to do the things I want, because I have no agency when you are not around, Randall. Help me." This is what she is saying.
You will note that I emphasized "apparent" earlier. The real reason for this reveal has appeared in the very next comic. This leads us to...
865: Were it not for 864 and its brilliance, we would not have known that these two science-women are floating in space all sexy-like because they are naked! Randy may have a lactation fetish, and of course he loves the idea of milk-vessels jiggling around without gravity, but he knows his sci-fi nerd's erotic fantasies as well as anyone: naked science ladies in space!!! Is there nothing better???
There is, of course, something better: naked science ladies in space coupled with a joke about IPv6 and devouring nanobots. Truly, Randall has surpassed himself this time around--as he has done 863 times in the past.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
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It's like that thing in Office Space, where every day is the worst day of his life, except it's geometrically increasing delicious milk nipples nanobots mmmmmm goodness instead.
ReplyDeleteDon't care.
ReplyDeleteok!
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm Rob and I'm too lazy to put images of the comics into my reviews.
ReplyDeleteyes i am
ReplyDeleteI believe this is the Comic you were speaking of:
ReplyDeletehttp://xkcd.com/713/
Randall, like history, tends to repeat himself.
This is a bit off-topic, but I'm curious as to what the infinite intelligence here thinks about MC Frontalot. Does he take advantage of the same nerd-pandering that Randall does? Should we revile him for that, or is it fine because he has some amount of wit powering his music?
ReplyDeletedifferent from Randy, but I still don't like him
ReplyDeleteThat gray goo scenario is far-fetched, but I've been reading about this climate change thing and it sounds pretty scary. Why aren't governments doing anything to halt our path destruction?
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE IF THE GOVERNMENT WERE ALLOWED TO AVERT THE APOCALYPSE, IT WOULD ALSO HAVE TO PROVIDE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, FREE FOOD, SONY PLAYSTATIONS AND OPERA TICKETS FOR EVERYONE
ReplyDeleteYOU FUCKING COMMUNIST
You do mean a Xbox360 instead of playstation, right ?
ReplyDeleteI guess you could say I had what is often euphemistically termed a "bad childhood". Won't go into too much detail here except to say that through my experiences I've learned to despise what I see as the moral decay and lack of geometry in our generation. None of you people have been through a fraction of the shit I've seen, yet you seek some kind of solace in that wonderfully reassuring thought: "I have a problem." Your lives have been perfect and you don't even realize it. You are utter wastes in every sense of the word and I refuse to waste any of my time dealing with your bullshit.
ReplyDeleteLolwut?
ReplyDeleteBro, you from Rwanda, bro?
ReplyDeleteCoz, like, if you haven't lived with genocide, shut the fuck up about how bad you've had it.
Also, wahhhh.
I can't really tell if this blog is trying to do legitimate criticism or just trolling.
ReplyDeleteBoth.
ReplyDelete"[a] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic."
But i thought the topless video call remark was the most rediculous thing hes done. Especially so soon after that distrubing breast milk fetish comic.
Is xkcd legitimate attempts at humour or just trolling?
Have you ever suckled on the breast of a lactating woman? I mean since you were old enough to retain memories? There's nothing quite like it. You may think gently kissing the tip of the breast is a sensual experience, but wait until you've felt it with that warm surge of milk spilling forth in response. It satisfies a deep fundamental need in a way that nothing else could possibly manage.
ReplyDeleteIf there's one thing I'm thankful for in life, it's that mom never stopped breastfeeding.
randall stop reading xkcdsucks and draw some fucking comics
ReplyDeleteI am sure I have seen this joke as a passing line in several television shows, and several youtube videos, though I can't think of where the specific examples were. I have heard this joke between two random NPC's in The Darkness, a kind of shitty shooter, and a parody of it between NPC's in Mass Effect.
ReplyDeleteYou are all fat
literally lol'd at 4:52
ReplyDeletethank you chiggy chuggy, i nearly burst out laughing with milk (cow) in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteyeah, randall's tread this "oh my god we're so advanced and we don't even realize it" territory before. there was that comic about drone planes. really, if you think about most technology employed by the US military, then randy's avatar whining about how he doesn't have all the technology he wants seems all the more irrelevant.
>be 17
ReplyDelete>getting haunted by some ghosts
>nervous
>Cousin calls asking for school help
>explain to cousin
>cousin is hot
>we get to talking about how cool ghosts are
>She tells me to come over and he had some tips on driving
>She and I talk for a few hours, watch a movie
>he accidentally touches my thigh
>I get hard
>cousin looks at me
>i notice how hot she is
>She kisses me. Deep
>She fondles my breasts
>I kiss her back
>she grabs my cock
>i take his cock
>he inserts my cock into my vagina
>i put my hand in her pussy
>she whimpers
>he takes my hand and pushes hard
>she shouts in pleasure
>unbelievable cousin wraps my cock around my hard dick
>I orgasm
>he orgasms
>we fall asleep together
>Woke up next day
>on way to school get hit by a poltergeist
I've been pressing the random button for the past half hour just to find that comic for you Rob.
ReplyDeleteI hope you appreciate what I put myself through for you.
10:31, what the hell?
ReplyDeleteWhat, you've never read erotic literature before?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or are the posts here slowing becoming more and more 4chan-esque?
ReplyDeleteI blame Rob.
i liek rob. he trolls randy and doesnt afriad f anything
ReplyDeleteIt's "eh", not "he", you subliterate goon.
ReplyDeletebutthurt 4channer is butthurt
ReplyDelete∆
ReplyDelete∆ ∆
oh god.
ReplyDeletefucking newfags think they aren't newfags because they read how to triforce
ReplyDeleteStop giving everyone aids you miserable fucktard
@ Fuck You:
ReplyDeleteYou said, "None of you people have been through a fraction of the shit I've seen, yet you seek some kind of solace in that wonderfully reassuring thought: "I have a problem."
Ooh, I freaking love this game! The "who has it worse" game, I mean. It's a feel-good game for all because you can always find someone to look at and say, "Well, at least I'm not THAT guy." I'll go first!
Sexually abused as a child, physically and verbally abusive mother who attempted to kill me by strangling me, raped by a boyfriend as a teen, didn't go to college because I needed to get a minimum wage job and flee that house as fast as possible, was poor working crappy jobs for several years, dated a guy who turned out to be criminally insane and went to prison, was formerly engaged to another guy who turned out to be abusive, finally went to college when I was old enough to get financial aid based solely on my own income instead of my parents', but by the time I was done with college my mental conditions (PTSD, agoraphobia, panic attacks, chronic depression) were so bad that I couldn't hold a job and constantly got fired, so now I have to try to get disability payments from social security but they say my disabilities were diagnosed a month and a half after my social security "credits" ran out so I have to go through court for it, and plus I have three chronic conditions that cause moderate physical pain, and two of them cause infertility so I can never have children and am incapable of having intercourse. Your turn, GO!
yeah well i brutally raped and murdered at age 6, beat THAT motherfucker
ReplyDeleteyeah well i read xkcd once
ReplyDelete[Picture Unrelated ] Listen, XKCDsucks, there's this guy at school who totally broke up with me!
ReplyDeleteIf you help me trash his myspace profile I'll dump my whole emo-boy folder here, alright??
Password is Milk27 so only XKCDsuckers will be able to vandalize the page.
@ 10:31
ReplyDeleteI get it! Social commentary! Because gender is a counterproductive false dichotomy created due to humanity's obsessive need to categorize.
You're so smart.
your FACE is a counterproductive false dichotomy between ugly and useless.
ReplyDeleteInnit?
ReplyDelete@ The Fred
ReplyDeleteYou're hurtful bro.
*your
ReplyDeleteL2grammar
*grammer
ReplyDeleteL2speel
ANGRY TICKS FIRE OUT OF MY NIPPLES
ReplyDeletethat's what she said
ReplyDelete866: You can't draw lines and circles with a straight edge and compass? In any case, this comic is horrible, and Randall is clearly a very lonely person.
ReplyDeletei am a heron i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
ReplyDelete@heron, you don't know where I live, so I do not find your threat credible.
ReplyDeleteHeron, no! My pots and pans are all I have!
ReplyDelete866 is an alright comic I guess. Nothing objectionable. Just a combo of our two favourite xkcd comic themes, lonely and nerdy-random, in mediocre humorous juxtaposition.
ReplyDeleteOr wait, is it actually a meta-joke about them being stick figures? I can't tell whether that would be an improvement or not. Maybe.
@Trevor: that's what you think.
@Fuck You
ReplyDelete"I've learned to despise what I see as the moral decay and lack of geometry in our generation."
Fucking RIGHTS they need to bring back the Triangle! They're trying to build a bridge down the road using nothing but squares. Keeps falling down, and they can't figure out why!
HERON GOT ME LAST NIGHT ITS REEAL!!!!! dON"T make the same mitsake i did. just reposte!
ReplyDeleteI figured it was only a matter of time, so: http://imgur.com/2o09f
ReplyDeleteWhy is he stooping to high-school geometr--oh, I see.
The fact that this exists surprises no-one.
ReplyDeleteIt is over two years old, it is the same comic with the same basic punchline ("You'd crash your flying car anyway"), the art depicts a person instead of something which resembles a stick-person, and there are no gratuitously implied boobies.
There's your link, Rob.
866: Zach Weiner did it better when he guest-comicked for Ryan North on the occasion of the latter's engagement or wedding (I forget which).
ReplyDeletehttp://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1774
U NOSTALGIA U LOSE.
ReplyDeleteI start:
Toys R Us advert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qpEVl-Q-Ks
Fucking hell, now Carl's abandoning his other blog. Can't that guy commit to anything for more than three years?
ReplyDeleteI laughed at 866 because the punchline is that randall is lonely and anything that involves his suffering I find to be exquisitely enjoyable.
ReplyDeletethe blog is mostly contributed to by asshole faces anyway
ReplyDelete> Password is Milk27 so only XKCDsuckers will be able to vandalize the page.
ReplyDelete> so only XKCDsuckers will be able to vandalize the page.
> only XKCDsuckers
> XKCDsuckers
> new name
Ugh. New XKCD doesn't only read like a parody of xkcd, it reads like an angry and disgusted parody.
ReplyDeleteThis comic is almost exactly the same as 710, and just like 710, it's not funny.
ReplyDelete6:31 = fake ALT-F
ReplyDeleteI actually laughed at 866, mostly because you could construct xkcd in it's entirety from a compass and straight-edge.
ReplyDelete>XKCD suckers
ReplyDelete>new name
no u.
lol.
ReplyDeleteu mad, Raven?
I find the new comic funny now because I'm thinking of it as meta humor that I'm sure was never actually intended. Thanks @9:54.
ReplyDeleteBetter alt: You might not be able to get friends with a straight edge and compass, but throw in some hapless geekisms and lactation and all of a sudden: sycophants!
I believe in the prophecy that Carl will return to this place once the comments have gotten shitty enough. Heaven knows you all are trying!
/INB4 the fakes
Obvious fake capn is obvious
ReplyDelete@Ves
ReplyDeleteI ain't even mad, cause in the end, it doesn't even matter.
I have my own doppelganger. You jelly?
Aquarians has her own doppelganger, Capn. It's nothing to be proud of.
ReplyDeleteHuh. Just realised as I submitted that I assumed you were the real Capn. I'm not sure anymore.
ReplyDeleteI'm the real one, just trying to keep a step above. It's kind of fun now.
ReplyDeleteFake capn profile number starts with 13, real one starts with 12.
And yes there is nothing about Aquarians anyone should be proud of, ever.
I prefer to think of you as Capn-55, whereas he's Capn-85. Same with Aquarians-31 and -64 [don't even care which is the real one there, though].
ReplyDeleteHmm, you would say that if you were the fake Capn as well. You seem to have convinced Raven though.
ReplyDeleteUnless she's a fake too...
Oh man.
God you people are poorly read!
ReplyDeleteDon't come back until you've read Confederacy of Dunces!
@Neal: No one with an account here is real. We're all Randall's puppets dancing around and miming a poorly thought-out dissension.
ReplyDeleteYou people are all tools!
ReplyDeleteRob is so fat that he legally counts as two people.
ReplyDeleteRob is so fat that he is at all times an illegal resident in every country except the USA [where he is just illegally large].
ReplyDeleteYou people are so fucking dense.
ReplyDeleteMy fat, obviously, prevents this problem.
Rob is so massive he could float on water if any ocean on earth were large enough not to be displaced by his volume.
ReplyDeleteRob is so fat that NASA launch their shuttles by clipping them to his trousers and asking him to roll over
ReplyDeleteRob's so fat that many women find him unattractive!
ReplyDeleteYou people bore me with your lack of knowledge of everything Vonnegut.
ReplyDeleteNow leave me in peace to finish Breaking Dawn.
I'm reading it ironically.
Rob is so large he stops vampires from sparkling when he stands up.
ReplyDeleteThere's only room on this blog for one Rob.
ReplyDeleteLiterally. Any more and we'll have our own event horizon.
866: Randall, get out of my head! I too have no friends!!
ReplyDeleteStop trying to bring us back on topic. Can't you see we're busy here?
ReplyDeleteRob is so fat he has mass whether or not the Higgs Boson exists.
Rob is so fat that Ivory Soap's shares double in price every time he's hospitalised
ReplyDeleteCAPTCHA: logion. WE ARE LOGION
And when he is in hospital, he is drip fed Big Macs whole.
ReplyDeleteFat Rob time?
ReplyDeleteFat Rob time.
Once Rob spent a week being watched by the EPA because an endangered species of vole had taken up residence in one of the folds of his hideous flesh
ReplyDelete1124 and 1120 -- samefag.
ReplyDeleteMy profile picture is the same but bigger -- clearly, I win.
ReplyDeleteOoh, I have a doppelganger now? Awesome.
ReplyDeleteSong time!
I wish I had an evil twin
running ’round doing people in
I wish I had a very bad
and evil twin to do my will
to cull and conquer, cut and kill
just like I would
if I weren’t good
and if I knew where to begin.
I am your ever-present ever-hallow shadow,
ReplyDeleteI dance to your every whim
And those darker secrets only I ever know
Are ever kept ever within
Until the darkness comes
And claims us all.
Captcha: Ropanian. Citizen of the proud Baltic nation of Ropania.
Also, you're the opening act and I'm the closer for the night, just so we understand each other.
ReplyDelete8=D
ReplyDeleteDoes that look like a wang to you? If so, would it look better like this: 8==D ?
All advice appreciated
^ Bump for great justice.
ReplyDeleteLeft is right and right is left
ReplyDeleteWhen looking at reflections
And expressions are left bereft
Of surface introspections.
Captcha: Inatable. I couldn't at it if I tried.
THIS SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.
ReplyDeletePLEASE CHOKE ON SEMEN AND DIE, ALL OF YOU.
I EAT BONES AND SHIT GHOSTS
ReplyDeleteI EAT SCONES AND SHIT TOAST(S)
ReplyDeletePoints to anyone who actually knows who this is.
ReplyDeleteNo takers?
ReplyDeleteHow about a clue?
Captcha: Oxinterd. For when you run out of cows in crap.
http://nesti.nerim.net/Faeries/Fae22/Fae22.html
ReplyDeleteKeelyn from Fall From Heaven 2.
ReplyDeleteNo anon 12:32!
ReplyDeleteNEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
The day Carl retires from blogging at webcomics.me is the day that the xkcdsucks blog has finally gone off the deep end. Coincidence? Doubtful. Unless you are an arrogant atheist who misattributes such things to "coincidence".
Randall and his geometry. I bet he wouldn't know what an Abscissa was if it bit him.
ReplyDeleteGot bit by an Abscissa once. My dick was never the same.
ReplyDeleteWONDERFULLY DONE
ReplyDeleteYOU SON OF A GUN
TROLLOLOLOLOLOLO
LOLOLOLOOLOLOOLO
ZERO G JUGGS
ReplyDeleteTEN YEARS AGO
FUTURAMA
I am socially well adjusted and what is this?
ReplyDeleteTY, anon 1232, she'll always be Keelyn to me <3
ReplyDeleteCaptcha: Bultrun. Goin' on a bultrun, anyone need some bult?
That band is awful, sorry I linked to that. =\
ReplyDeleteI actually miss Carl.
ReplyDeleteWell he's gone forever now. =(
ReplyDeleteHad a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina. A seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener. She took me to the cleaners,
ReplyDeleteand other misdemeanours, but I got right up between her rum and her Ribena.
did she died? :(
ReplyDeleteRob said:
ReplyDelete"...I know that you think only of the sweet life-giving fluid that flows from my delicate pink nipples,...."
Human milk is neither sweet nor life giving. Nipples are neither delicate nor pink either. Randall knows this, and therefore, so should you.
Have you not ever seen a naked woman?
We're all died, 813.
ReplyDeleteWe're all died.
Apologies for my tardiness, dear Doppelganger. I had some euphemistic 'business' to attend to.
ReplyDelete"Human milk is neither sweet nor life giving."
Are you trawling again, m'dear? Sweetness is on the tongue of the savourer, dontcha think?
Hahahaha! Stupid ALT-F's are stupid!
ReplyDeleteHer not wearing a shirt makes it more realistic.
ReplyDeletetits or gtfo
ReplyDeleteALTF 02/11 Said:
ReplyDelete"....Are you trawling again, m'dear? Sweetness is on the tongue of the savourer, dontcha think?...."
Yes and yes, but I meant to write 'sweat' not 'sweet'. You know how I am with those pesky homophones.
Euphemistic 'business'?
To paraphrase the delightfully redundant posters here:
ReplyDeleteEuphemistic business is euphemistic.
Are you trawling your very own doppelganger now? Homophones indeed.
ALTF, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but I just wanna say that Raven is the best troll of all time.
ReplyDeleteI trawls 'em as I sees 'em.
ReplyDeleteOkay, heterophone then.
Booty?
ReplyDeleteYou are a cunt. And no mistake.
May I yet qualify as the penultimate trawler of all time then?
Innit?
OK, seriously? You seriously spend all your free time making fun of xkcd? Instead of, oh, I don't know, NOT READING IT?
ReplyDeleteHomeograph, dear Doppelganger, homeograph.
ReplyDeleteI am sure Raven's singing voice is as wondrous as a Seraphim Quire, but that is neither here nor there.
But how many Ravens can dance on the head of a pin?
ReplyDeleteHomograph! We're getting closer.
still just a webcomic though
ReplyDeleteI am unreliably told eight.
ReplyDeletePhonograph! (I prefer a sinusoidal dance).
I think the answer is: 'All of them'
ReplyDeleteSteffigraf!
I prefer sigmoidal. I sport a tan I got recently at Skegness but that's the limit of my Trig.
@11:40
ReplyDeleteI think most of the free time here is now spent trolling and spurting out non sequiturs.
But feel free to spend your free time raging uninhibitedly about people not liking your favorite thing in the world.
Capn: 1
ReplyDelete1140: 0
Clearly it's "both of them".
ReplyDeleteMimeograph! (I prefer Crinoidal shellfish, myself).
Captcha: wishi. This mimicry business is all rather wishi-washi, innit?
What I want to know is how would you say:
ReplyDelete"The Klingon language lacks a bilabial fricative" in Na'vi?
Let it not be said that ALTF 11/06 does not use Pop Culture references.
Rob, and Capn, love it when I wear my crinoline - the red one. Even though I often smell like a coelacanth.
Innit?
We have a second pseudo-ALTF! Oh how we suppurate!
ReplyDeleteI specialise in sibilant sentences myself.
Seismograph!
Euphemistic business is on the same formula, but I meant to find where this exact joke before--not the tongue of exact joke was told, but that's the red one. Even though I could write the review about that, but that's the savourer, dontcha think?....
ReplyDeleteYes and delivery are neither delicate nor there. But how I am sure Raven's singing voice is all rather wishi-washi, ...
No we don't, ya daft cunt.
ReplyDeleteThat's a cunt from Ontario! Soviet Canuckistan.
Well fuck me from behind with rocks and trees and trees and rocks.
A note from TS Eliot to Aqua Teen Hunger Force:
ReplyDelete"Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal."
Alces alces, my dear Doppelganger. That's all that lives up Mount Mountie.
You are a woman. And no mistake. Each time, can I qualify as the second container from the end yet? Please contract.
ReplyDeleteguys i'm wondering about babby. how it formed?
ReplyDelete"Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal."
ReplyDeleteI like to think of it as serendipitous academic convergence not 'steal'
Alces are all that Mounties mount!
Raven knows about 'rocks and trees and trees and rocks'
When I die I wish to be buried beside Raven. Assuming she is still alive.
I like to think that serendipity is the atrium of all convergences. The ventricle would be the fucking that follows.
ReplyDeleteInnit?
Jeff Simmons time:
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm in a place that's moist and warm
and I'm so lonely I could cry
through cellular division
I start to multiply
Given conditions that are favorable
every 20 minutes we will subdivide
1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256
OK. I said 512, I said 1024, I said 2048,
I aid 4096, I said 8192, 16384.
We're going to multiply through your body
we'll multiply exponentially
we'll colonize your intestine
we'll make you sick, we'll make you nauseous
we'll give you diarrhea!
We'll multiply, multiply, multiply!
Blood is basically a good substitute for any fruit base in bartending.
ReplyDeleteDiscuss.
I love to end me barts.
ReplyDeleteInnit?
Tom Lehrer time:
ReplyDeleteConsider the following subtraction problem, which I will put up here: 342 - 173...
Cardiacal porn Herr Doppelganger!
ReplyDeleteHence the sinusoidal rhythm quip earlier.
I gots to keep my wits about me.
Innit?
Raven
Simmons should take a few courses in biology.
Raven?
ReplyDeleteDo you carry a copy of 'The Lady of Shalott' in your purse?
'Cause I'm half sick of shadoooows
ReplyDeleteI want to see the skyyyy
Everyone else can watch as the sun goes dooown
So why can't IIIIIIII!!!
Such subtlety in shallots, Frau Doppelganger!
ReplyDeleteI shall have to sustain my senses also!
That's right, I am Emilie Autumn!
ReplyDeletePlease keep your astonished gasps to a minimum.
Fuck off with all your serpentine alliteration. Nowt but pisiform, piriform and puruform pixelated pixilations I say!
ReplyDeleteSignatures are available for those of you with paypal accounts, though. $15, and something will be sent to your address that resembles a signature of Raven Autumn.
ReplyDeleteCaptcha: bahable. Like sheep.
E. A. Liddell?
ReplyDeleteMeh! A Winehouse wannabe!
I say kick her in the pudenda, shag her boyfriend and steal her wallet - give her something real about which to complain.
Captcha: chlamydia. Jeez Raven are you sure?
Such sluttiness! Suffusing fricatives so splendidly. Tis a shame they are so sparse in sense!
ReplyDeleteYou're in my stars, you know; don't need no crystal ball to tell me so.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I quit, guys. It's all your fault.
ReplyDeleteWhispering in the air; hoping that my words find you somewhere.
ReplyDeleteThey's Medical terms, ya prolapsed and putrified piscadelic cunt!
ReplyDeleteWhat a pisiform brain you are.
Except pixel/pixil - them be rather clever I thought.
Even when I close my eyes -- I'll never recreate the time that flies! <3
ReplyDeleteCarl?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry for your loss.
Consequences hanging there, the sky will fall but I don't care!!!11!1!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, you guys are fucking boring today.
ReplyDeleteDearest Doppelganger ALTF 02/11,
ReplyDeleteMy internet connection is about to expire - a shift change for the gerbils that power it I reckon.
I am off until Saturday, March 5.
I now know what y'all mean by 'trolls', annoying innit?
Sorry anonymous, the cheques bounced so y'all get shit. You do get that for which you pay ya know?
No they're not :(
ReplyDeleteUntil then dearest Doppelganger!
ReplyDeleteI fear my gerbils will be running for a long time yet.
I hate the ending of 864, fuckin throw in an Angry Birds reference, that's some syndicated newspaper filler comic lowest common denominator bullshit right there. Hagar the Horrible spills mead on his ipod. that sorta shit. makes me wanna poo
ReplyDelete