Comics 1272-1281: Over Nine Thousand Reviews

1272. This might be funny if there were more than two facts about shadows. F
1273. It's funny because Randy's job is basically producing shitty infographics. F
1274. One of the things I've always thought was absurd about conspiracy theories is they are usually espoused primarily by morons, and if there really is such a huge conspiracy going on, the morons probably wouldn't know about it. (Also, if there were huge conspiracies running the world, the world wouldn't be so terrible.) B-
1275. LOLRANDUMB F
1276. Noted webcartoonist Randall Munroe once wrote a comic about how shitty infographics are terrible. I concur wholeheartedly. F
1277. The joke here is literally that Ayn Rand's last name is also the first syllable of the word "random." F
1278. Here is a comprehensive list of fucks that I give: (intentionally blank) F
1279. Randall Munroe, observational wizard! F
1280. See also the review for comic 1278. F
1281. Yes, and? F

Comics 1265-1271: GOOMHR

1265. I find people who talk about juicers annoying, and this still isn't funny. D+
1266. lolprogramming F
1267. This is getting back to the old GOOMH-bait I used to like back when I was an xkcd fanboy. C+
1268. More GOOMH-bait! Delicious spiders. C+
1269. Do not care. D+
1270. lolprogramming 2: revenge of lolprogramming F
1271. Still more GOOMH-bait. Not as good as the other two GOOMH-baits sampled here. C-

Comics 1259-1264: BEEEEEEES

1259. Am I alone in thinking that little drawing is creepy? C-
1260. Yeah, no. F
1261. Wouldn't it be hilarious if someone took a dance song's euphemism literally? Oh wait, no, it wouldn't. Thanks, Randy. F
1262. An interesting thought ruined by a terrible execution: The Randall Munroe Story. D
1263. You've done this before, Randy. It wasn't clever then. F
1264. Nobody cares. F

Comics 1251-1258: I Have Literally No Memory Of Reading Any Of These

1251. So. Boring. F
1252. See previous comment. F
1253. Did you know that people on the Internet are stupid? It's true! Fun fact: Randall Munroe is a person on the Internet. D-
1254. Back to the mind-numbingly boring. F
1255. It would be kind of entertaining if kids were taught that Columbus's discovery led to an era of genocide and exploitation from which some of the affected cultures would never recover. C-
1256. No. F
1257. Stringing a bunch of cliches together does not a comic make. F
1258. This might be more amusing if it were actually true. (No it wouldn't.) F

Comics 1244-1250, Probably: Some Words

1244. This is literally nothing more than Randall saying 'hey, I am aware of this game that people play.' F
1245. Eh. U
1246. Lately I feel like Randy is slowly coming unhinged. C
1247. Like, why is this even supposed to be funny? K
1248. But all of these seem to be about how Randall has given up on the real world. Y
1249. Like this. This is the sort of thing a man writes when he has no hope. O
1250. And I hope dearly that this is his sign-off from the internet, and not just some more lolrandumb humor. U