xkcd sucks

[Alt: 'Guys? The Town is supposed to be good, and I thou--' 'PHYSICIST STEPHEN HAWKING DECLARES NEW FILM BEST IN ALL SPACE AND ...

[Alt: 'Fucking ineffable' sounds like someone remembering how to do self-censorship halfway through a phrase.] This Tuftean bullshit...

[Alt: dpkg: error processing package (--purge):subprocess pre-removal script returned error exit 163: OH_GOD_THEYRE_INSIDE_MY_CLOTHES] The j...

[Alt: Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer & Friedberg DVD collection didn't tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge fo...

[Alt: 'Dude, wait -- I'm not American! So my risk is basically zero!'] Today's comic is pointing out that sometimes, if you ...