tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post940642303336645455..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1050-1052: Every XKCD Is TerribleCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger202125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12432620098020071722012-05-14T15:20:51.986-07:002012-05-14T15:20:51.986-07:00corn starchcorn starchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15560778827783851562012-05-13T11:39:05.417-07:002012-05-13T11:39:05.417-07:00"I can't tell if the bits where the rhyth..."I can't tell if the bits where the rhythm falters are his fault or mine"<br /><br />Where exactly does the rhythm falter? I've read it through several times now and still can't see any problems...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76272714361919204002012-05-12T19:57:10.956-07:002012-05-12T19:57:10.956-07:00YeastYeastAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47171339669316910952012-05-12T19:34:28.231-07:002012-05-12T19:34:28.231-07:00That's the joke.That's the joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15193108173216386362012-05-12T17:41:35.742-07:002012-05-12T17:41:35.742-07:00parsimonious lensparsimonious lensAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30885287895468879972012-05-12T16:59:11.762-07:002012-05-12T16:59:11.762-07:00leopardleopardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30190029686768468012012-05-12T16:55:23.011-07:002012-05-12T16:55:23.011-07:00ProsciuttoProsciuttoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39010752613441928712012-05-12T15:10:58.731-07:002012-05-12T15:10:58.731-07:00milkmilkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17424354582602872402012-05-12T13:15:22.217-07:002012-05-12T13:15:22.217-07:00lettucelettuceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54134087585195615452012-05-12T13:06:28.420-07:002012-05-12T13:06:28.420-07:00Raw man meat.Raw man meat.Kizolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348784775235424221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-92070715218130237682012-05-12T12:55:25.153-07:002012-05-12T12:55:25.153-07:00Hey guys, what, in your opinion, is the best foods...Hey guys, what, in your opinion, is the best foodstuff for shoving in one's vagina? Please respond soon, I need answers ASAP.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91662416013732129862012-05-12T10:22:08.413-07:002012-05-12T10:22:08.413-07:00your not jon levi, CAPNyour not jon levi, CAPNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12762437812294585172012-05-12T09:30:30.695-07:002012-05-12T09:30:30.695-07:00HI ANONYMOUSHI ANONYMOUSJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18264419611776920202012-05-12T03:31:45.317-07:002012-05-12T03:31:45.317-07:00"embarassing"
REMEMBER:
You HAR ASS he..."embarassing"<br /><br />REMEMBER:<br /><br />You HAR ASS her in HER ASS => HARASS.<br /><br />But you do not EMBAR in the ASS.<br /><br />Well, that's how I remembered those two as a kid and it made perfect sense to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67602373101888799652012-05-12T03:26:26.927-07:002012-05-12T03:26:26.927-07:00Well, it's better than Vista.Well, it's better than Vista.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2221557336187262832012-05-12T03:08:37.944-07:002012-05-12T03:08:37.944-07:00Typo? Buddy, that's a full blown grammatical e...Typo? Buddy, that's a full blown grammatical error as far as I'm concerned. Ever heard of a little thing called suicide? Because I think you should try it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14471988728488676232012-05-12T02:29:32.689-07:002012-05-12T02:29:32.689-07:00I think I mean "fuck you very much for the co...I think I mean "fuck you very much for the correction, pal", but I made a little typo, how embarassing. Fuck you in the ass indeed!Kizolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348784775235424221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71687285984287296952012-05-11T17:43:23.400-07:002012-05-11T17:43:23.400-07:00I love that xkcd memes have become hyper-hyperreal...I love that xkcd memes have become hyper-hyperreal. I'm so meta oh god there's so much bloodAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21701881118444701772012-05-11T16:36:15.283-07:002012-05-11T16:36:15.283-07:00"It wouldn't even deserve it's picto-..."It wouldn't even deserve it's picto-blag article if you ask me."<br /><br />I think you mean "its."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31040846496242324722012-05-11T16:29:15.747-07:002012-05-11T16:29:15.747-07:00yeah I wish xkcd was more like achewoodyeah I wish xkcd was more like achewoodAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22963920892046281052012-05-11T15:28:33.485-07:002012-05-11T15:28:33.485-07:00Boy, if you ain't gonna praise my jokes or my ...Boy, if you ain't gonna praise my jokes or my wit, you'd better get the fuck out as long as your physical integrity (especially around your nose region) is preserved.Kizolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348784775235424221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83083272041337060692012-05-11T15:08:53.686-07:002012-05-11T15:08:53.686-07:00HI JON LEVIHI JON LEVIAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5252554742698055932012-05-11T15:07:44.068-07:002012-05-11T15:07:44.068-07:00Google should also use its data to reorder posts b...Google should also use its data to reorder posts based on what it calculates as most relevant to your unique interests. So, for example, I would get all jokes about lactation would be listed at the top while all jokes about cancer would be near the bottom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32806729363712530102012-05-11T15:04:15.431-07:002012-05-11T15:04:15.431-07:00Comic 1055!
Leopard? Check.
Sustainable? Check.
g...Comic 1055!<br /><br />Leopard? Check.<br />Sustainable? Check.<br />girllookatthatbody? Check.<br /><br />So. It has come to this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21955817185980623732012-05-11T15:02:25.241-07:002012-05-11T15:02:25.241-07:00Is 1054 the worst xkcd in a while? Explain why.
I...Is 1054 the worst xkcd in a while? Explain why.<br /><br />I can answer that! Let me start by saying that this comic is terrible indeed!<br /><br />As to why it is terrible, it's mostly due to the lack of a funny joke? Though I'll admit that my definition of "funny" is pretty narrow, as, to me, it has to imply haha's or similar onomatopoeias at some point. Much to my regret, onomatopoeias weren't had upon reading this comic.<br /><br />It wouldn't even deserve it's picto-blag article if you ask me. I know that it's kind of part of xkcd's premise: find the little things that make life seem enjoyable and fun; "it may not be much, but...", "have you tried to look at this that way?", "I just thought I'd share this with you guys" etc. But here, it is too incidental; it is not cute, not quirky, not sweet. There's no black hat guy assholery, no creepiness. Nothing.<br /><br />Sometimes, there's a comic I hate personally but that I'm still OK with, it's just not my cup of tea; 1052 for instance was such a comic. 1054 isn't. I am offended by 1054. There's nothing I would like more than to slap 1054's stupid nose -- unfortunately, it doesn't have one, so you can imagine how frustrated I am right now. In fact, I'd slap *any fucking body part* of it, but apparently, I just got bored with this joke so I'm not going to finish it. I still think I'm a comical genius, but yeah, as much as I like my jokes, I never shy away from doing the necessary pruning work.<br /><br />Which Munroe doesn't... or so I'd like to think, but the scary part is that, he might be doing it. I still like most xkcds, but when I see this kind of thing, I can't help but think it's been going on for too long, honestly. The fact that he got this idea and decided to make it a comic, then drew it, felt proud of it and decided it was obviously good enough to be published (as opposed to staying in that special drawer where he puts the not-so-good-comics-that-might-come-in-handy-the-day-all-my-other-comics-will-suck-even-more comics), speaks volumes about Munroe's current inspiration, or lack thereof. <br /><br />Man, the three-updates-a-week thing is such a bad idea. I mean, do you know of a good band that tells its fans "we will release a new album exactly every 18 months"? No, of course not, that's not how sincere art works. Unless you are veeeeeeery productive, and your works all attain a high degree of "perfection", in which case an update schedule isn't such a bad thing; the problems start when your schedule dictates you *when* to be artsy.Kizolkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11348784775235424221noreply@blogger.com