tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post9004524707577481107..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 540: Oh Is It A BASEBALL Metaphor?Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38487788035111071072010-08-26T14:24:44.610-07:002010-08-26T14:24:44.610-07:00Great, I have every comics art book available, got...Great, I have every comics art book available, gotta go get it! I met Randy and his Old museum in South Africa. Great person and he loved that drawings . I enjoyed this post very much, Thank You.Generic Viagrahttp://www.xlpharmacy.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79159570778872677462009-12-27T14:16:10.908-08:002009-12-27T14:16:10.908-08:00Rob, you are a complete failure at life if you hav...Rob, you are a complete failure at life if you have to poorly mock a comic strip just because your inferior mind cannot readily understand it. Get your head out of your ass before it effects your judgement too much more and you're reduced to a creature with less brains than the jellyfish. Though I doubt that'll help because your vocabulary suggests you have a monkey helping you with word choice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19346123007711563592009-11-27T13:19:21.701-08:002009-11-27T13:19:21.701-08:00rob wrote this one! not me! I totally agree that r...rob wrote this one! not me! I totally agree that rob sucks!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42334858850535884492009-11-26T08:07:10.902-08:002009-11-26T08:07:10.902-08:00I'm late, really late, but:
Napolean's fo...I'm late, really late, but:<br /><br />Napolean's forces is a play on the "orgasm line" and the "maginot line".<br /><br />seriously...your critiques can be terribleStefanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12646070946281474717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10523213171867627552009-02-19T09:39:00.000-08:002009-02-19T09:39:00.000-08:00In the middle of 3rd base, I got the binary joke.I...In the middle of 3rd base, I got the binary joke.<BR/><BR/>It made me laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16219701461788514332009-02-09T22:48:00.000-08:002009-02-09T22:48:00.000-08:00You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35638911837114729412009-02-09T21:06:00.000-08:002009-02-09T21:06:00.000-08:00Rob, you're going about this wrong. You need to re...Rob, you're going about this wrong. You need to report Jfish to the authorities; his hypocrisy charge might break local laws for concealed weaponry!Lint of Deathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14683235360544381944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12935718285404615132009-02-09T20:44:00.000-08:002009-02-09T20:44:00.000-08:00(cute is what I am going for so thanks for the com...(cute is what I am going for so thanks for the compliment!!!!)<BR/><BR/>Tee hee, oh, you and your "nothing to do with intelligence." Look, I know you are using it incorrectly because the word hypocritical cannot be applied to my criticisms correctly. It's just not how the word is used. I could go through the earlier ones if you like and point out all the ways I am not making claims to moral standards I don't actually have.<BR/><BR/>See, there's this thing we have in the English language, it is called definitions. Have you heard of them? They are what words mean! Hypocritical has a definition, which means it actually means something! That means that, when someone uses the word, people can understand what he means /without him ever explaining it/!!!!!!!! It's pretty neat, they just thought of it a few weeks ago.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately that means you can't hold anybody hostage to your definitions and say "wow you are so hypocritical" and then just smugly sit back and be like "ha ha he doesn't know what I mean because I haven't explained it."<BR/><BR/>Anyway, I insult people because the intelligent folks out there spot that I am just being a dick, for laughs, and the rest of them provide more opportunity for said laughs, because people who take things seriously on the internet are kind of hilarious!<BR/><BR/>The thing is, the actual /thing/ is, 'Rob's posts are more hypocritical and less intelligent,' is not an intelligent argument. It's kind of just a random insult! Those aren't very useful to anyone, but they are good for a laugh! So I make fun of it, for laughs.<BR/><BR/>Even if you put reasoning behind it, it wouldn't have anything useful to say, because (a) I am not trying to be intelligent (b) I am not trying to make any moral claims (c) I don't really care if I am hypocritical about a webcomic (d) THIS IS THE INTERNET. So while I'm sure you're just chomping at the bit for me to ask you to loose the full fury of your poorly written words on me, defending your misuse of the word hypocrite in painstaking detail, I'm just not interested! But I will keep mocking you.<BR/><BR/>Incidentally points abcd above are kind of why I "ignore" any "intelligent argument" and continually insult those who "criticize" me--they are really not attacking points I care about! Also, taking arguing seriously on the internet? Next you'll be calling it a 'debate.' I used to do that, actually! Then I /stopped being 17./rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10055891773402969072009-02-09T20:18:00.000-08:002009-02-09T20:18:00.000-08:00Not seeing another poster's name does not really i...Not seeing another poster's name does not really imply lack of intelligence. Not knowing all the regular posters at a website has nothing to do with intelligence. And to be honest, I get distracted and lazy, my apologies for failing to read all the comments here. I was clearly unaware of how much it determined my intelligence.<BR/><BR/>As far as accusing me of using hypocritical incorrectly, how would you know? You have no idea what my reasoning behind it is and you haven't bothered to ask.<BR/><BR/>I think it's silly that you consider me stupid when you entirely ignore any intelligent argument and continually insult those who criticize you. It's kind of adorable to be honest. For some reason it reminds me of an angry bulldog puppy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36026617806792214262009-02-09T19:53:00.000-08:002009-02-09T19:53:00.000-08:00More specifically, I knew that you are apparently ...More specifically, I knew that you are apparently not clever enough to spot the other person posting named Jay, despite him being a regular poster and having done so multiple times in this very thread, and that you are apparently not clever enough to know how to use the word 'hypocritical' correctly. Also, taking anything, ever, seriously on the internet? Not a sign of genius. (Actually a sign of being an idiot.)rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61798675247942496462009-02-09T19:45:00.000-08:002009-02-09T19:45:00.000-08:00And all you knew of me is a nickname a few sentenc...And all you knew of me is a nickname a few sentences. Once again, how silly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35064477112235887162009-02-09T19:36:00.000-08:002009-02-09T19:36:00.000-08:00No, I just think you're an idiot.No, I just think you're an idiot.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85275933053453822122009-02-09T19:26:00.000-08:002009-02-09T19:26:00.000-08:00Aww, man, I stole someone's name? That's unfortuna...Aww, man, I stole someone's name? That's unfortunate and not cool. I s'pose I'll find a new name to snatch.<BR/><BR/>Rob I think it's pretty silly that you attack me and my point before even asking why I feel that way. I'm pondering if you're just that insecure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40095836402480605712009-02-09T15:17:00.000-08:002009-02-09T15:17:00.000-08:00Jay because of you I will now shout "FIND YOUR OWN...Jay because of you I will now shout "FIND YOUR OWN NAME, JACKASS" to every Amanda I meet.<BR/><BR/>Yeah I dunno why they call you hypocritical either, Rob. Or why they steal names. Maybe they think you are not being the kind of funny that you claim to find funny? But that is just too much thinking.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82766002800545826422009-02-09T14:27:00.000-08:002009-02-09T14:27:00.000-08:00Man, why do all of the internet people think they ...Man, why do all of the internet people think they can call anything they want hypocritical and be accurate about it? I mean, I am not (1) making baseball sexual while claiming it is anti-sexual; (2) making unnecessarily complicated charts; (3) drawing hovering spider-monstrosity women; (3) making furry references; (4) adding Napoleon's forces to a chart about sex; (5) being deliberately nonsensical. I could go through other posts if you want.<BR/><BR/>Hypocrisy refers to "the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform" (thanks, the OAD!)--the closest thing you could possibly come up with is saying my posts aren't funny (which I am not really claiming they are) while I am accusing Randall of also being not funny, which is not hypocrisy, because saying "Randall is not funny" is making absolutely no claims about myself.<BR/><BR/>I mean, I know it's super fun to throw out 'hypocritical' because it's the only word longer than 'chicken' you know, but you should probably only use it when it actually applies, ie when someone is making claims about standards they don't actually have for themselves.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81810468226106606072009-02-09T13:51:00.000-08:002009-02-09T13:51:00.000-08:00Find your own name, jackass. You actually prompted...Find your own name, jackass. You actually prompted me to register a blogger account.<BR/><BR/>Rob 4evaJayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06037127857062536971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52496951377691894152009-02-09T10:22:00.000-08:002009-02-09T10:22:00.000-08:00Next we're going to see a comic about Randy's secr...Next we're going to see a comic about Randy's secret stash of yiff. I called it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21148555963745304632009-02-09T09:26:00.000-08:002009-02-09T09:26:00.000-08:00Rob is severely disappointing. I'd much prefer Car...Rob is severely disappointing. I'd much prefer Carl's more intelligent and less hypocritical criticisms.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5059199909762882062009-02-09T06:40:00.000-08:002009-02-09T06:40:00.000-08:00Sweet, another "your mom" joke.Sweet, another "your mom" joke.Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81944228854387272082009-02-09T01:45:00.000-08:002009-02-09T01:45:00.000-08:00Jay I dunno what's going on either but rest assure...Jay I dunno what's going on either but rest assured we are all disappointed in you here at xkcdsucks.<BR/><BR/>Just kidding, I didn't really hate the new one either. But I didn't like it, either.<BR/><BR/>Boy, Randall's really rockin' his furry references.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60563841006726063632009-02-08T22:03:00.000-08:002009-02-08T22:03:00.000-08:00I DON'T HATE THE NEW COMIC WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ...I DON'T HATE THE NEW COMIC WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14729424971893784952009-02-08T16:31:00.000-08:002009-02-08T16:31:00.000-08:00You know, I never would have predicted this as the...You know, I never would have predicted this as the most controversial post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24740670856369096162009-02-08T11:41:00.000-08:002009-02-08T11:41:00.000-08:00All this criticism of criticism makes me imagine s...All this criticism of criticism makes me imagine someone making xkcdsuckssucks, for people who want to talk about how both xkcd and xkcdsucks have gone stale. Then I look and see that, naturally, Carl has already nabbed that URL.<BR/><BR/>xkcdsuckssuckssucks is apparently available, however!Lint of Deathhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14683235360544381944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9115177254494369742009-02-08T11:13:00.000-08:002009-02-08T11:13:00.000-08:00It is because I am a monster, Linty. UNFIT 4 LYFE....It is because I am a monster, Linty. UNFIT 4 LYFE. DOWN WITH ROB<BR/>DOWN WITH ROB<BR/>DOWN WITH ROB<BR/><BR/>(thanks, guys)<BR/><BR/>Poore: Are you taking into account and removing comments made on my own posts? Because ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE MY SOCK PUPPETS I mean I have been posting a fair amount.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74468146159440977302009-02-08T11:09:00.000-08:002009-02-08T11:09:00.000-08:00Number of comments Rob has spawned with his posts ...Number of comments Rob has spawned with his posts over the last week: 152<BR/><BR/>Number of comments Carl spawned two weeks ago: 104<BR/><BR/>The math is irrefutable - Rob is more popular.<BR/><BR/>Numb-owned!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com