tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post8888986236375596614..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 940: XKCancerD, Now With More Sex!Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64499235077814813242011-08-26T18:00:51.273-07:002011-08-26T18:00:51.273-07:00DAMNDAMNAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32955004006518393762011-08-26T15:54:28.907-07:002011-08-26T15:54:28.907-07:00I'm guessing Megan comes from a wealthy family...I'm guessing Megan comes from a wealthy family and Randall desperately needs a source of income more stable than t-shirts and giving "talks" to masturbating geeks.<br /><br />It makes sense that the hypocrite who claims to put value on hard, rational thought but makes a living drawing stick figures should go to the next level and live off an inheritance from his cancer-savaged dead wife.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60529754135163748192011-08-26T13:58:07.716-07:002011-08-26T13:58:07.716-07:00@Kitten
But it seems like such a perfect place to ...@Kitten<br />But it seems like such a perfect place to hold delightfully enlightening conversations about semantics =DLucas aka Schnoukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04117094208173215430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56599697646599538872011-08-26T13:00:55.744-07:002011-08-26T13:00:55.744-07:00Oh yeah also thisOh yeah also <a href="http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=215" title="Saturday Mourning Breakfast Cereal for us cantankerous fucks" rel="nofollow">this</a>Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44974190357898268962011-08-26T12:56:01.777-07:002011-08-26T12:56:01.777-07:00Raven, you're a star. We shall be wed by noon ...Raven, you're a star. We shall be wed by noon tomorrow.Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7747039842504657542011-08-26T12:45:12.656-07:002011-08-26T12:45:12.656-07:00Interesting. As Rob's reviews get shorter and...Interesting. As Rob's reviews get shorter and shittier, XKCD gets kinda okay.<br /><br />Keep up the half-assed work.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67168128746154095962011-08-26T12:27:37.575-07:002011-08-26T12:27:37.575-07:00Well 943... it's not that bad? Who knew?Well 943... it's not that bad? Who knew?Armitandohttp://xkcd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44238491081223114652011-08-26T12:08:40.023-07:002011-08-26T12:08:40.023-07:00The alt-text is ''I'm as surprised as ...The alt-text is ''I'm as surprised as you are!'' which might be just an RL shoutout. Presumably they've set a date given the circumstances.Marion Delgadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09493068399042656060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51054769913291778912011-08-26T11:59:26.901-07:002011-08-26T11:59:26.901-07:00Ann, maybe your router has just not developed good...Ann, maybe your router has just not developed <i>good</i> taste.<br /><br />For you my dearest Ann, the comic you missed:<br /><br /><br />[comic]<br /><br /><i>Panel 1: <a title="gender presumped from longer dark hair; perhaps incorrect" rel="nofollow">Little Girl</a> and Bald Figure stand in a smaller-than-usual void</i><br />LG: WILL YOU MARRY ME?<br /><br /><i>Panel 2:</i><br />BF: LET'S FIND OUT!<br /><br /><i>Panel 3: Little Girl in a gown and veil, Bald Figure wearing a bowtie, stand before an altar of barbed wire attended by a vintage prairies' <a title="petrol for you cantankerous fucks" rel="nofollow">gasoline</a> station pump</i><br /><br /><i>Panel 4: Little Girl in gown and veil, Bald Figure wearing a bowtie, return to smaller-than-usual void, holding <a title="hands not shown; potentially touching stubs where once hands were, if hands ever grew on such arthropodic appendages" rel="nofollow">hands</a></i><br />BF: APPARENTLY, YES!<br /><br />[/comic]ravenzomghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01071866294544174164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9659007675694137792011-08-26T11:50:45.063-07:002011-08-26T11:50:45.063-07:00As for Super Oxide, I'd like to see what sort ...As for Super Oxide, I'd like to see what sort of webcomic YOU maintained when YOU were in 1st grade!Marion Delgadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09493068399042656060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22530232232417953792011-08-26T11:47:59.828-07:002011-08-26T11:47:59.828-07:00http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1096 <-- d...http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1096 <-- despite this, I still think the minimalism / lack of distinct qualities of xkcd makes it way harder to imitate than, e.g., Penny Arcade. And *that* said, I underestimated the lack of shame of xkcd fans/knockoff originators. Probably.Marion Delgadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09493068399042656060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49864657627204072662011-08-26T11:28:02.795-07:002011-08-26T11:28:02.795-07:00For some reason my internet connection is currentl...For some reason my internet connection is currently refusing to display xkcd. I initially hoped this was because The Singularity had happened in my router and as well as intelligence it had developed taste, but I could get onto CAD so bang went that theory.<br /><br />Anyway, that's why I've not made an incisive comment about the quality of the latest one. Also because I am unable to make an incisive comment on anything due to being a bitter twisted fool with an IQ of roughly 10.Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26749611537008057012011-08-26T11:09:04.040-07:002011-08-26T11:09:04.040-07:00@Lucas 4:10
I'm sorry no one went for the Meg...@Lucas 4:10<br /><br />I'm sorry no one went for the Megan lactating bait. :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85666087217457624392011-08-26T10:46:10.430-07:002011-08-26T10:46:10.430-07:00read bitter milk... and i liked itread bitter milk... and i liked itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39982329877392992072011-08-26T10:25:11.997-07:002011-08-26T10:25:11.997-07:00I know what souls are. They do loads of things, an...I know what souls are. They do loads of things, and drinking too much can ruin them, and they taste delicious with some fava beans and a nice chianti.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79390944973257273062011-08-26T10:01:55.781-07:002011-08-26T10:01:55.781-07:00Kitten, stop talking about his soul as if you knew...Kitten, stop talking about his soul as if you knew what one was.ravenzomghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01071866294544174164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83734282633382805882011-08-26T09:43:58.339-07:002011-08-26T09:43:58.339-07:00Lucas, run away. Run away before this blog destroy...Lucas, run away. Run away before this blog destroys your beautiful soul :-(Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4556515078378494502011-08-26T09:26:36.294-07:002011-08-26T09:26:36.294-07:00@ 6:03 I'm not saying that the verb expressing...@ 6:03 I'm not saying that the verb expressing the future tense should imply certainty. What I'm saying is that "will", when followed by "you", usually means "do you desire to ?". And here Randall acts like it means "do you think this event is going to happen LOLEMPIRICISM", which is the meaning of "will" in many other contexts. That's the joke.<br /><br />Sorry I said it is "quite dumb", if that's what bothers you; I didn't mean to denigrate the English language (on the whole, it's both the most beautiful and the most efficient language I know about).<br /><br />btw "Tu vas me marier ?" means "Are you going to perform the marriage ceremony on me (as a priest)". "Veux-tu m'épouser ?" is more accurate.Lucas aka Schnoukhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04117094208173215430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1751377307309007822011-08-26T09:03:18.390-07:002011-08-26T09:03:18.390-07:00@Anon 2:47
Here's a link to "Five-Minute ...@Anon 2:47<br /><i>Here's a link to "Five-Minute Comics Part 4" for future reference</i><br /><br />YOU ARE AWESOME. No, seriously, you're my favorite person of the week right now. I had thought this was lost forever.<br /><br />Sometime in the near future, I'm totally having an <a href="http://xkcd-sucks.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">XKCD SUCKS</a> special feature reviewing that (non) update. Thanks again!Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56292587519001155922011-08-26T08:02:11.758-07:002011-08-26T08:02:11.758-07:00Ravenzomg = trying too hardRavenzomg = trying too hardAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84064706749768229512011-08-26T07:58:54.738-07:002011-08-26T07:58:54.738-07:00You're all awful and I hate every one of you.You're all awful and I hate every one of you.ravenzomghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01071866294544174164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44044458169157414002011-08-26T07:32:58.310-07:002011-08-26T07:32:58.310-07:00It's cute how megabot thinks everyone online e...It's cute how megabot thinks everyone online exists to entertain him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37680655077461514402011-08-26T07:22:26.403-07:002011-08-26T07:22:26.403-07:00If this is the best randy can offer for the langua...If this is the best randy can offer for the language part of xkcd he should just stop fucking trying.Veshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06095687089196127511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63953424938532347622011-08-26T07:20:24.211-07:002011-08-26T07:20:24.211-07:00Most of the users here don't actually spend mu...Most of the users here don't actually spend much (or any) time complaining about the comic. It's mostly trolling and making humorous speculations.<br /><br />Therefore, either you yourself are a troll, or you're an idiot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38565721227837267212011-08-26T07:18:00.888-07:002011-08-26T07:18:00.888-07:00"it's not funny ... nor worthwhile"
..."it's not funny ... nor worthwhile"<br /><br />could've fooled mefuck younoreply@blogger.com