tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post8681589884155825731..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 922: xkcd sucks clubCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger142125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17549328972564443502011-07-17T09:54:42.549-07:002011-07-17T09:54:42.549-07:00I admit I envy Randy's position here. When he ...<i>I admit I envy Randy's position here. When he has a case of l'esprit d'escalier (my favorite German phrase),</i><br /><br />Ha ha! This is funny because the phrase is actually German, but Rob said it was French -- which is ironic, and FUNNY, as opposed to horrid beastly Randall, who would never think of something so witty.<br /><br /><i>he can just make a comic showcasing the sick burn he totally would have said if he weren't bound by the limits of linear time. And then his friends will all feel ashamed that they talked about Fight Club to Randy, who is so great and clever and comes up with all these great comics, and then maybe someone will finally love him!</i><br /><br />Ooookay projecting just a tad there RobbieInternet humornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89376996610777288632011-07-17T00:01:43.563-07:002011-07-17T00:01:43.563-07:00I wish I could accept Rob's compliment, but th...I wish I could accept Rob's compliment, but the deception would be too transparent when he went on to demonstrate that I'm not really very good at missing the point at all. Rob has always been the best at showing how dumb he is, however, and it was presumptuous of me to try and engage in his field of expertise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20720911237197818482011-07-16T19:01:25.507-07:002011-07-16T19:01:25.507-07:00So if my response to reading this comment thread i...So if my response to reading this comment thread is "I'm being relentlessly trolled", does that make me slightly less stupid or slightly more stupid than the average whiner?<br /><br />Slightly more stupid for staying? In response to that claim, I'd have to say that there's no accounting for taste. This was a good comment thread.Croakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3230137983267086642011-07-16T01:39:26.880-07:002011-07-16T01:39:26.880-07:00Coprophiliac?Coprophiliac?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21590900115860658772011-07-15T16:49:55.254-07:002011-07-15T16:49:55.254-07:00I realize this is hard to imagine for you, but som...I realize this is hard to imagine for you, but <i>some people like writing.</i> Just because you find the presence of more than two or three sentences in the same place to be a terrifying experience doesn't mean everyone does.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65837895577667322432011-07-15T14:29:16.167-07:002011-07-15T14:29:16.167-07:00It's pleasant?It's <i>pleasant</i>?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8233003036829415612011-07-15T11:09:06.311-07:002011-07-15T11:09:06.311-07:00you say that like it's hard or unpleasant to w...you say that like it's hard or unpleasant to write more than a few sentences strung togetherrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33528285722650395632011-07-15T02:28:06.557-07:002011-07-15T02:28:06.557-07:00@Rob: it's not trolling if you have to type an...@Rob: it's not trolling if you have to type an essay for every one line retort.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28525833559606806642011-07-14T23:07:39.761-07:002011-07-14T23:07:39.761-07:00You're so good at missing the point. Do you pr...You're so good at missing the point. Do you practice?<br /><br />It's true though--if people were capable of introspection, and if people paid attention to things, they wouldn't be so completely and utterly prone to missing the point. Ironically, they're so convinced they haven't missed the point that they're unwilling to go back and consider what that point might be.<br /><br />This is pretty generally the course of most of these little arguments on this blog. I make some claim, some cuddlefish, misunderstanding the point, calls me a moron. Trolls being what they are, I see how long I can engage them without actually saying anything of substance. Then I grow tired of the game and, because human stupidity is a thing upon which one can rely, explain it, because there's usually a few more days worth of amusement to be had from the explanation.<br /><br />It matters little if I explain that ALTF has a remarkable way of violating conversational maxims in such a way that the conversation continues despite every rule of conversation being broken, with such precision that blaming it on whatever the latest theory is--I think it's something like being a "mediocre," "pseudo-intellectual," and "having a thesaurus" or some shit?--is nothing short of absurd. That ALTF is a student of language who has specialized in being annoying is obvious to anyone who pays attention. But the cuddlefish hordes are not interested in paying attention, so I'd be surprised if they believe me even when I point it out.<br /><br />Here is a hint for you: if you ever find yourself reading through a conversation and thinking 'yeah I know exactly what is going on here' you might want to reevaluate.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61822127428664719092011-07-14T22:24:23.725-07:002011-07-14T22:24:23.725-07:00Maybe, but it won't always take the form of a ...Maybe, but it won't always take the form of a dramatized "I'm not stupid, you're stupid! If you weren't so stupid you'd know I wasn't stupid!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16785261738758288172011-07-13T22:25:01.701-07:002011-07-13T22:25:01.701-07:00you can always just go be stupid somewhere else, i...you can always just go be stupid somewhere else, i'm always happy to call people stupidrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31184538230862405352011-07-13T22:15:41.111-07:002011-07-13T22:15:41.111-07:00I'm sad that I accidentally posted in an old t...I'm sad that I accidentally posted in an old topic. I would certainly have liked to have more people see such a response.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67962890568684601002011-07-13T03:18:47.532-07:002011-07-13T03:18:47.532-07:00Rob, your trolls are normally less wordy than that...Rob, your trolls are normally less wordy than that. Verbosity connotes desperation. But they can't all be gems.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53566024940109334172011-07-13T01:20:14.262-07:002011-07-13T01:20:14.262-07:00The remarkable thing is that no one has stopped an...The remarkable thing is that no one has stopped and asked themselves 'why?' in all of this. As is traditional with humans and their squishy human brains they just assume they know what's going on--and, as is traditional with humans and their squishy human brains, they have no idea what is going on inside their aforementioned squishy brains--and yet they think they understand!<br /><br />The lack of introspection is a common thing, of course, but it never ceases to amaze me. A little moment of introspection is all it takes to understand, and yet the legions of cuddlefish (and, indeed, humanity) refuse to take that moment, so convinced are they that their squishy human brain already knows everything it needs to.<br /><br />Not a day goes by I don't offer my thanks for this pervasive form of human stupidity, for it has provided me with endless entertainment over the years, and will continue to do so for many more. So keep on keeping on, cuddlefish! Your tragic lack of self awareness is everyone's gain here, and I want to personally thank each and every one of you for being so phenomenally stupid.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10532973810373228592011-07-12T22:08:20.689-07:002011-07-12T22:08:20.689-07:00It's funny how Rob considers ALTF some sort of...It's funny how Rob considers ALTF some sort of masterwork. Hey, I've got a nephew who constantly barges in and interrupts with a load of inane bullshit while the adults are trying to speak! That kid's a real prodigy!<br /><br />What I'm saying is, Rob's pretty dumb. That was made clear a long time before he ever revealed this admiration for tenacious spamming, so I guess nobody's surprised. Is he dumber than the people who encourage ALTF by responding to all that crap? I don't know. Maybe!<br /><br />Anyway, can't stick around. I have to go to a populated spa and take a shit in the water in an effort to earn Rob's respect.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19656740005104865502011-07-12T08:26:56.302-07:002011-07-12T08:26:56.302-07:00+1^+1^That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38015207930934341642011-07-12T07:26:01.650-07:002011-07-12T07:26:01.650-07:00This entire comment is devoted to hating and compl...This entire comment is devoted to hating and complaining about Anon 7:05.A nice lifenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89512686214697921072011-07-12T07:19:49.851-07:002011-07-12T07:19:49.851-07:00Wow. A whole entire blog! That must take so much m...Wow. A whole entire blog! That must take so much money and effort to keep afloat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65349376734588351582011-07-12T07:05:16.585-07:002011-07-12T07:05:16.585-07:00Hi.
It's kind of sad you have an entire blog d...Hi.<br />It's kind of sad you have an entire blog devoted to hating and complaining about another person's work.<br />Have a nice life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41077855343703222782011-07-12T01:04:24.478-07:002011-07-12T01:04:24.478-07:00Legionnaire, you are ALTF, aren't you?Legionnaire, you <i>are</i> ALTF, aren't you?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52683187471509100132011-07-11T21:51:12.705-07:002011-07-11T21:51:12.705-07:00Since nobody's mentioned this yet:
http://scor...Since nobody's mentioned this yet:<br />http://scorpiosluvtofuck.blogspot.com/2008/02/heaven-and-hell.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23727078689740280902011-07-11T20:48:26.112-07:002011-07-11T20:48:26.112-07:00<3<3rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33632984143455513602011-07-11T20:31:29.870-07:002011-07-11T20:31:29.870-07:00FACT: Ranall's roommate HATES HIM!!
http://ww...FACT: Ranall's roommate HATES HIM!!<br /><br />http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/11/seven-words-rice<br /><br />!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55914219493701134052011-07-11T20:01:10.583-07:002011-07-11T20:01:10.583-07:00"I am much better looking than this Randall p..."I am much better looking than this Randall person."<br /><br />Way to set the bar really high there.Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11268645780688034272011-07-11T19:56:34.502-07:002011-07-11T19:56:34.502-07:00I wish I was ALT-F.
:-(I wish I was ALT-F.<br /><br />:-(Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.com