tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post8461032708153587927..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 620: Crashing Back To EarthCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29371724199689150352009-09-02T20:13:14.377-07:002009-09-02T20:13:14.377-07:00If "Don't like, don't read" appl...If "Don't like, don't read" applies to xkcd, it applies to the blog too. Retard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14742580710208804912009-09-02T19:15:05.017-07:002009-09-02T19:15:05.017-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mr. Lostmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06728949584810294355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83159105910232228952009-08-31T13:53:32.230-07:002009-08-31T13:53:32.230-07:00Ah, Carl, that makes a lot more sense.
And Jesus J...Ah, Carl, that makes a lot more sense.<br />And Jesus Jack, reposting things people say and editing them to be 10x more retarded is always funny :D_b<br /><br />Whatevs, you people continue to dedicate your days to XKCD. I'm going to go do something a little less pointless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13885249097671786172009-08-30T20:57:15.832-07:002009-08-30T20:57:15.832-07:00If you do not like the blog, simply ignore it. Act...If you do not like the blog, simply ignore it. Actually that's not a question, but a valid point. Here, I'll help you.<br />Step 1: Open browser.<br />Step 2: Do not go to xkcdsucks.blogspot.com<br />Step 3: Success!Jesus Jacknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1977301106546741872009-08-30T20:44:09.884-07:002009-08-30T20:44:09.884-07:00If it were so easy to ignore xkcd, I would. But al...If it were so easy to ignore xkcd, I would. But alas, it's not just a matter of leaving xkcd.com. I see xkcd when I go to digg, or when other bloggers link to it to show how cool they are, or when my friends print them out and put them up everywhere. You can't just ignore it. So I'd rather just make a little place in my corner of the internet where we haters can feel better about ourselves.<br /><br />HA HA that's a lie, i don't have friends.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16535234724444739992009-08-30T15:12:58.103-07:002009-08-30T15:12:58.103-07:00I actually found the joke rather funny. I didn'...I actually found the joke rather funny. I didn't understand the titan part, but the idea of his friend being such a dick strikes me as rather amusing. I can't really explain it, and it would be wasted time if I did anyway.<br /><br />But hey, I do have a question, I know it's on the FAQ, but your answer was retarded, thus I wish for a reasonable answer. If you do not like the comic, simply ignore it. Actually that's not a question, but a valid point. Here, I'll help you.<br />Step 1: Open browser.<br />Step 2: Do not go to XKCD.com<br />Step 3: Success!<br /><br />No, you can't simply "not ignore it". You are simply being picky. Webcomics cannot appeal to all, XKCD is a very popular, witty comic, and many people find it funny. Because one douche simply can't stop stroking his own ego with a blog based around the comic, is...<br />Oh forget it, no matter what I say, someone's just going to say "Oh, you're defending him because you love him!"<br />And well, I'd defend anyone if someone was being a moron, even Tim B^Uckley. So...Just stop it.<br /><br />In fact, if you get adblock, you can block XKCD and never have to read it again.<br /><br />Please, you can do so much with your supposed intelligence, don't waste it on douchebaggery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31413297225140533812009-08-13T22:22:35.091-07:002009-08-13T22:22:35.091-07:00Gollum was described (or Smeagol, at least) as &qu...Gollum was described (or Smeagol, at least) as "almost hobbit-like" or something like that. Also, I didn't want to make it too spoiler-y. Also, sometimes i wanted someone to push Frodo into a volcano. Also SHUT UP STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53806709045716942962009-08-13T22:08:30.084-07:002009-08-13T22:08:30.084-07:00Also I'm pretty sure hobbits don't exist.
...Also I'm pretty sure hobbits don't exist.<br /><br />Unfortunately.LOTRingwormnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48104891555062323112009-08-13T22:07:35.893-07:002009-08-13T22:07:35.893-07:00That doesn't make sense, Carl.
Are you talkin...That doesn't make sense, Carl.<br /><br />Are you talking about Gollum? Gollum was not a hobbit.<br /><br />You're not a true fan at all...LOTRetardsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55182682393800884942009-08-13T17:31:25.818-07:002009-08-13T17:31:25.818-07:00i'm into lord of the rings so i threw a hobbit...i'm into lord of the rings so i threw a hobbit into a volcano.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42999022906491522422009-08-13T04:26:22.392-07:002009-08-13T04:26:22.392-07:00"You have friends into Greek mythology" ..."You have friends into Greek mythology" = "Your friends want to murder you in a manner depicted in a greek myth"??<br /><br />RANDALL THIS IS NOT THE WAY PEOPLE TALK AND BEHAVE!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55116999379429255942009-08-10T11:58:26.540-07:002009-08-10T11:58:26.540-07:00no fuck you carl you don't own meno fuck you carl you don't own meAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78199301539784001662009-08-10T11:39:24.196-07:002009-08-10T11:39:24.196-07:00Amanda: Please stop giving away my secrets, and ca...Amanda: Please stop giving away my secrets, and calling attention to my typos. I have a reputation to maintain.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12036380486359799342009-08-10T08:52:03.566-07:002009-08-10T08:52:03.566-07:00Captcha: phant. The aftermath of a terrible accide...<i>Captcha: phant. The aftermath of a terrible accident at the zoo.</i><br /><br />haahhahahahah<br /><br />omfgAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54270625697170617282009-08-10T08:30:49.590-07:002009-08-10T08:30:49.590-07:00It was to psyche out the other guy.It was to psyche out the other guy.Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28613789400730301922009-08-10T08:18:57.753-07:002009-08-10T08:18:57.753-07:00Re: ultimate staring match. I watched it with the ...Re: ultimate staring match. I watched it with the sound off, so maybe this was explained, but.. why were they putting the scarabs and antimatter in their own faces? Isn't the point of the contest that you make the -other- guy blink?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13333888354611535892009-08-10T08:02:29.564-07:002009-08-10T08:02:29.564-07:00@ Sam - I think it's more him saying that peop...@ Sam - I think it's more him saying that people who talk about games in general are boring. So, talking about a WoW raid or TF2 kill or whatever, all equally tedious to him, and therefore it must be tedious to everyone!<br /><br />In other news, to be interesting in Munroetowne, you apparently have to keep drinking after you start wanting to throw up. So... be on the look out for that.<br />And be careful when someone loves you.<br /><br />Captcha: phant. The aftermath of a terrible accident at the zoo.Emmernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43707717099811173752009-08-10T07:41:37.915-07:002009-08-10T07:41:37.915-07:00He's already countered by 91% his weight in br...He's already countered by 91% his weight in bricks, so it won't even hurt if he fell. He'd hit the ground with 9% his weight in force. To make him fall, Black Hat would have to cut the rope. You might say it's nitpicking, but in a comic that's already so heavily engrossed in physics, it's quite a glaring oversight.Mattnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53863719662116671622009-08-10T07:10:19.575-07:002009-08-10T07:10:19.575-07:00Today's strip is an idea that could have worke...Today's strip is an idea that could have worked well. Unfortunately, it didn't.Fernie Cantohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753446688169468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51974324723626950712009-08-10T05:51:43.684-07:002009-08-10T05:51:43.684-07:00What is the point of the "Superlative" c...What is the point of the "Superlative" comic? I don't get it.<br /><br />It's another case of KFJ (Kan't Find the Joke)Vladnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14688402215817452932009-08-10T04:35:01.853-07:002009-08-10T04:35:01.853-07:00http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9523/randyg.png
...http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/9523/randyg.png<br /><br />I'll just leave this herePerson #1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-58049189225923394342009-08-10T03:39:57.851-07:002009-08-10T03:39:57.851-07:00I just read the alt-text and it seems as though Ra...I just read the alt-text and it seems as though Randall implying that TF2 is boring. I take exception to this.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07658641232170030818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78873384109544107362009-08-10T03:20:49.265-07:002009-08-10T03:20:49.265-07:00Haha, Ramsey, you win.
Well, let's see. That ...Haha, Ramsey, you win.<br /><br />Well, let's see. That has never been done before. A parody where they take something that gets talked about very enthusiastically and make it boring. That's a really old joke. And it's not funny.Person #1noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28922492466137663572009-08-10T01:28:36.681-07:002009-08-10T01:28:36.681-07:00Also, now I have to look up those Dos Equis or wha...Also, now I have to look up those Dos Equis or whatever commercials on Youtube, because I've never seen those. The trouble is that I already know that they won't make the comic any better. So it's basically an excercise in bringing myself more pain.Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717170141815160544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37745020001797512942009-08-10T01:24:50.762-07:002009-08-10T01:24:50.762-07:00None of the Icarus edits suggested here work. None...None of the Icarus edits suggested here work. None. Not even Carl's. The whole concept of the joke is just flawed. What should have happened is that Randall should have toyed around with the idea, shaved the rough edges off it, turn it upside down, let it set a while and then he should have <i>discared it to the fucking bin</i>, with maybe a note in his notebook going "Flying on titan - Icarus?"<br /><br />Sometimes a joke just doesn't work and you should bin it instead of "Eh, it's awkward but it'd be a waste not to do anything with it."Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717170141815160544noreply@blogger.com