tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post7983945299165391721..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 732: Low QualityCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger220125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17195469035827234312010-04-30T08:27:53.046-07:002010-04-30T08:27:53.046-07:00All I have to say about the newest comic is thank ...All I have to say about the newest comic is thank God it's isn't Megan again.Ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63898791384161780242010-04-30T08:25:36.709-07:002010-04-30T08:25:36.709-07:00"Holy hell the comments fucking exploded.&quo..."Holy hell the comments fucking exploded."<br /><br />Says it all.Ishmaelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43649647504117082252010-04-30T08:03:21.995-07:002010-04-30T08:03:21.995-07:00Carl, are you trying to beat Randall on his own ga...Carl, are you trying to beat Randall on his own game of lazyness? Because it definitely seems so!<br /><br />Well, since the new post didn't come, a quick preview on the comments about the newest comic: Randall destroys a premise once again and pretends it's a joke! Does "Narnia" reminds anyone of anything?<br /><br />Mogu ga iru.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8478365660785476222010-04-30T07:55:05.946-07:002010-04-30T07:55:05.946-07:00if i ever use the word blag unironically, please s...if i ever use the word blag unironically, please shoot meR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34890354965206801222010-04-30T06:29:41.384-07:002010-04-30T06:29:41.384-07:00Carl you fatass the newest comic was put up NINE A...Carl you fatass the newest comic was put up NINE AND A HALF HOURS AGO what's your deal man?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-45132174110372368702010-04-30T06:15:05.276-07:002010-04-30T06:15:05.276-07:00http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&...http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1675Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3562754550066782392010-04-30T06:11:43.996-07:002010-04-30T06:11:43.996-07:00[On this episode of SMBC Sucks]
Actually SMBC is ...[On this episode of SMBC Sucks]<br /><br />Actually SMBC is consistently very good and rarely misses the mark but I have to say today's is pretty lame. I liked this joke much better when I originally heard it 10 years ago:<br /><br />"Do you know why women love jesus?"<br /><br />"Because he was hung like this"Emilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28586729777817355992010-04-30T06:06:14.659-07:002010-04-30T06:06:14.659-07:00rob is a bully who defeats people using brute forc...rob is a bully who defeats people using brute force and a firm and stubborn commitment to irrelevant points to dominate his opponents into just giving up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15610688880770758322010-04-30T05:41:48.639-07:002010-04-30T05:41:48.639-07:00The "Zombies like brains" trope is fairl...The "Zombies like brains" trope is fairly unnecessary if it's just used to tell the reader that it's a zombie. It's almost never used in non-comedic contexts, which includes Return of the Living Dead, the originator. Why not just a groan, or something?Jimbobbowilly (Max William Gore)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89473454194900998162010-04-30T01:49:10.961-07:002010-04-30T01:49:10.961-07:00Troll. Tea Partiers don't know how to read.Troll. Tea Partiers don't know how to read.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8288764343086624162010-04-30T01:16:39.244-07:002010-04-30T01:16:39.244-07:00As a Tea Partier, fuck you all.As a Tea Partier, fuck you all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23555279485135281492010-04-30T01:13:39.364-07:002010-04-30T01:13:39.364-07:00A typo, in the the alt-text? I don't buy it f...A typo, in the the alt-text? I don't buy it for a second. This is a webcomic about language, for the love of Pete; you'd be crazy to start accusing the author of not being able to construct a proper sentence. Now, I shall go and read the comic myself to put this matter to rest. Good day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50747054918970022832010-04-30T00:47:40.097-07:002010-04-30T00:47:40.097-07:00New comic's already been done by smbcNew comic's already been done by smbcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17632892821185144942010-04-30T00:47:22.874-07:002010-04-30T00:47:22.874-07:00Wait, I didn't see the alt-text typo.
8/10Wait, I didn't see the alt-text typo.<br /><br />8/10Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25542283337723021472010-04-30T00:44:02.694-07:002010-04-30T00:44:02.694-07:00So I like the latest comic, "Outbreak". ...So I like the latest comic, "Outbreak". Amazingly enough,Randall never fully spells out the joke, that all those situations in the We're-in-deep-shit-now movies could perhaps be avoided with just a bit of common sense and less arms flailing around (is that the joke? shrug), so...kudos for that.<br /><br />I have a feeling it would be funnier, however, if he initially set it up as if it were going to end up like one of those movies, which I believe panel 2 was trying to do, but it's far too brief of an introduction before the joke. Oh well.<br /><br />I arbitrarily rate the comic an 8.5/10!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34892161241792161162010-04-29T21:25:35.189-07:002010-04-29T21:25:35.189-07:00CARL
YOU ARE LATECARL<br /><br />YOU ARE LATEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67053159198010498812010-04-29T21:14:12.805-07:002010-04-29T21:14:12.805-07:00I concur. I had an idea like this not too long ag...I concur. I had an idea like this not too long ago (make a completely anti-climactic zombie movie), but this comic has a lot wrong with it. Comics, as we keep saying, are a VISUAL medium. Illustrate that it's a lab! That's easy to do.<br /><br />The alt-text also shows that Randall posts these comics immediately after he comes up with them, without bothering to proofread.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56578443646519907342010-04-29T21:06:52.736-07:002010-04-29T21:06:52.736-07:00In regards to 734: No no no no.
A lab door that h...In regards to 734: No no no no.<br /><br />A lab door that has "LAB" written on it? A scientist who keeps a loaded shotgun in her truck? And if they're experimenting with something so dangerous, why is the lab door so weak and useless? Wouldn't it at least have a keycode lock on it?<br /><br />And the alt-text (at the time of writing): "Let's get dinner after we promptly destroy all the X-7 in we've manufactured."<br /><br />???<br /><br />The overall comic idea is okay, but the execution is weak and flawed as usual.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57932731220716420322010-04-29T20:35:04.196-07:002010-04-29T20:35:04.196-07:00Holy hell the comments fucking exploded.Holy hell the comments fucking exploded.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75723378056508168892010-04-29T19:38:19.221-07:002010-04-29T19:38:19.221-07:00Dear Rob. You eat boogers.Dear Rob. You eat boogers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55401493178850671242010-04-29T19:12:48.816-07:002010-04-29T19:12:48.816-07:00As a skinhead pedophile, I take offense to compari...As a skinhead pedophile, I take offense to comparing us to Rob.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88197581658081169142010-04-29T19:03:37.809-07:002010-04-29T19:03:37.809-07:00As a skinhead pedophile, I take offense to compari...As a skinhead pedophile, I take offense to comparing us to Tea Partiers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59401774597911256072010-04-29T18:16:07.925-07:002010-04-29T18:16:07.925-07:00Nah Rob's not a Tea Partier he's just a bo...Nah Rob's not a Tea Partier he's just a boring ol skinhead pedophileAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18544667966688290232010-04-29T18:12:36.824-07:002010-04-29T18:12:36.824-07:00"Its obvious that emayinin was using the love..."Its obvious that emayinin was using the love as a synonym for caring..."<br /><br />except "love" does not mean "caring" in the sense that indifference means "not caring." so, I guess it is obvious he was using the word wrong!<br /><br />"Calling him a sociopath because he is expressing his views?"<br /><br />no, I am calling him a sociopath because he has repeatedly expressed that he is incapable of even grasping what other humans are thinking--the defining trait of sociopaths.<br /><br />"In fact... you know who else likes to derive joy from hating on things?"<br /><br />lots of people--people who go to bad movie nights, people who like to gossip, people who write snarky blogs.<br /><br />"Yep, the Tea Party... I would be willing to wager that both Rob, Nemo and the majority of this site's patronage are avid moronic tea baggers."<br /><br />hahahaha. oh man. you're a troll, right? like, you aren't actually that dumb?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82574606347691820022010-04-29T18:05:31.586-07:002010-04-29T18:05:31.586-07:00I think emayinin was coming from the angle that th...I think emayinin was coming from the angle that this site appears to be fixated on bashing xkcd. You can claim that you are doing it so that Randall "fixes" his mistakes all you want. <br />Its obvious that emayinin was using the love as a synonym for caring... and in that sense, the opposite of love is in fact indifference. <br />Calling him a sociopath because he is expressing his views? That a little bit ridiculous... in fact... that last time I saw something that ridiculous was when Tea Partiers were portraying Obama as Hitler... In fact... you know who else likes to derive joy from hating on things? Yep, the Tea Party... I would be willing to wager that both Rob, Nemo and the majority of this site's patronage are avid moronic tea baggers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com