tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post7592367881577404533..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 970: Finger On The Milk ButtonsCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger202125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53886285103763670992011-11-08T03:25:49.761-08:002011-11-08T03:25:49.761-08:00>"What if there were a top secret web inte...>"What if there were a top secret web interface for the military's US missile controls, and they ASKED YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL TWICE??! And they only asked for the target coordinates ONCE! How funny would that be, huh?"<br /><br />Are you autistic or retarded? You can do this for every joke ever and it's the lowest form of criticism. You might as well have read the comic in a high pitched voice and called Randall a poopoo head.<br /><br />These reviews are just as dumb as the comic. Fuck you all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20277940400039614682011-11-03T05:33:44.888-07:002011-11-03T05:33:44.888-07:00i don't hate you jon. i just think you sucki don't hate you jon. i just think you suckR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36354963541929821832011-11-02T21:02:57.279-07:002011-11-02T21:02:57.279-07:00frist!frist!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7498850522536315042011-11-02T20:43:31.301-07:002011-11-02T20:43:31.301-07:00Post 200!
Anyone posting after this will go on to...Post 200!<br /><br />Anyone posting after this will go on to the second page, and no-one gives a fuck about the second page.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42702094290918036662011-11-02T19:49:31.416-07:002011-11-02T19:49:31.416-07:00I see I must repeat myself.
1: Are you an autisti...I see I must repeat myself.<br /><br />1: Are you an autistic Jew? <br />2: Why did you steal my money you autistic jew? <br /><br />Don't make me repeat it a third time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34750578225504039732011-11-02T18:39:08.713-07:002011-11-02T18:39:08.713-07:00I really should leave more time between my samefag...I really should leave more time between my samefag posts.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67759869930649804562011-11-02T18:07:34.677-07:002011-11-02T18:07:34.677-07:00I didn't answer anyone's question.I didn't answer anyone's question.Noonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73475730824002295312011-11-02T18:02:18.549-07:002011-11-02T18:02:18.549-07:00Jon Levi, two questions - are you an autistic Jew?...Jon Levi, two questions - are you an autistic Jew? and, why did you steal my money you autistic jew?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78592156640194401232011-11-02T17:25:32.368-07:002011-11-02T17:25:32.368-07:00@Jim Pants
It's because no one knew how to pro...@Jim Pants<br />It's because no one knew how to pronounce 'Nakama'. And only a few people actually knew what it means. I for one welcome the change.<br /><br />@Ann Apolis<br />Noone answered your question, because you failed to even use a question mark.<br /><br />@R.<br />Infinitely many times, R. I dare you to print out this comment, and stick it on your 'Jon Levi wall of hate'. Just admit that's what you already do.<br /><br />@Silversurfer<br />NO U<br /><br />Captcha: flegum. Sounds gross, but someone would probably have a fetish for it.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31537727636166382922011-11-02T15:37:07.746-07:002011-11-02T15:37:07.746-07:00We all love you Jim Pants. Even us samefags.We all love you Jim Pants. Even us samefags.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78559560719703574562011-11-02T15:35:09.873-07:002011-11-02T15:35:09.873-07:00An interesting thing about this xkcd is that the w...An interesting thing about this xkcd is that the word 'November' is used, which enrages me.<br /><br />Can you believe TvTropes totally changed the name of Nakama to True Companions? That's Orwellian editing if I've ever seen it (get in the memory hole! ha ha ha reference). It's disgusting. Now, as a neurosuperior meme machine and brony who appreciates the amenities of the orient, this disgusts me. It's like, persecution and insular. TVTROPES, Y U NO LEARN TO RESPECT OTHER CULTURES? Heh.<br /><br />In other news my carer made bread today. I told him U MADE DOUGH!!!!! but he is too stupid for my wit and I knew you samefags would appreciate.<br /><br />Gotta go, it's bingo time. Till next time, people who care about what I have to say.Jim Pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89210942265069857592011-11-02T15:16:27.529-07:002011-11-02T15:16:27.529-07:00Heh. Internet meme, samefags.Heh. Internet meme, samefags.Jim Pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42546817239483857832011-11-02T14:32:02.474-07:002011-11-02T14:32:02.474-07:00disregard the above. i suck cocks.disregard the above. i suck cocks.R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66346493713215075472011-11-02T12:41:37.854-07:002011-11-02T12:41:37.854-07:00Have I mentioned Black Hat Guy yet?Have I mentioned Black Hat Guy yet?Jim Pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-77644243319049601682011-11-02T11:47:35.024-07:002011-11-02T11:47:35.024-07:00today is "randall's girlfriend has cancer...today is "randall's girlfriend has cancer awareness month" (just like every month ever)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15222038749307568102011-11-02T11:35:10.013-07:002011-11-02T11:35:10.013-07:00your heart is now beating manually,
your penis is ...your heart is now beating manually,<br />your penis is now beating manually,<br />your ceo is now meeting annually;<br />your life is falling apart;<br />your wife is dating bart;<br />but at the end of it all you still own a cart<br />and when that bullet goes through your heart<br />you realize the one thing that set you apart...<br />the fact that your other car was a cdr.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44899553682609794762011-11-02T11:16:35.311-07:002011-11-02T11:16:35.311-07:00Someone please edit up an xkcd like 11:12 just des...Someone please edit up an xkcd like 11:12 just described.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71875328891424314972011-11-02T11:12:40.403-07:002011-11-02T11:12:40.403-07:00a better joke would have been:
BHG: hey did you k...a better joke would have been:<br /><br />BHG: hey did you know that november is breast cancer awareness month?<br /><br />woman: *cries*<br /><br />BHG: enjoy the next four weeks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-858659647518176552011-11-02T10:41:54.846-07:002011-11-02T10:41:54.846-07:00There is an original joke in the tongue comic. It ...There is an original joke in the tongue comic. It takes "awareness" as usually applied to diseases, and puts it in a different context. Perhaps there is even a satirical undercurrent on the mild silliness of charities who promote "awareness" of diseases like AIDS and breast cancer, of which almost everybody is already aware.Charles Augustus Fortescuenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24819586827856266312011-11-02T10:31:20.720-07:002011-11-02T10:31:20.720-07:00how many times, jon? i don't use capitalshow many times, jon? i don't use capitalsR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41706513081424287822011-11-02T09:53:07.389-07:002011-11-02T09:53:07.389-07:00Hey! I'm a pretty big guy, but when it comes t...Hey! I'm a pretty big guy, but when it comes to "Randall Munroe", I have to admit that he's one of the best web car"TUNA"sts of all time! Maybe you're all just jealous that you can't make something as good -- but it looks like he's starting to have millions of viewers now!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30527873803967180502011-11-02T09:43:13.549-07:002011-11-02T09:43:13.549-07:00Megan is aware of my tongue.Megan is aware of my tongue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32114605259316387342011-11-02T09:05:28.368-07:002011-11-02T09:05:28.368-07:00My tongue is secretly black hat guy.My tongue is secretly black hat guy.R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51512710994141454252011-11-02T07:25:33.894-07:002011-11-02T07:25:33.894-07:00Nope, never mind, October was Breast cancer awaren...Nope, never mind, October was Breast cancer awareness month. I was wrong.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2112511486339688812011-11-02T07:24:11.292-07:002011-11-02T07:24:11.292-07:00November is prostate cancer awareness. Unfortunate...November is prostate cancer awareness. Unfortunately, in Randall's eyes, males shouldn't get any help because they are selfish jerks, and so he decided to mock this awareness month.<br /><br />If it was breast cancer awareness month, we would get a comic praising it every week.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.com