tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post7565932796351435988..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 929: Universally LameCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54791972309600928182011-07-27T20:43:24.540-07:002011-07-27T20:43:24.540-07:00930: Randy has heard some funny anecdotes involvin...930: Randy has heard some funny anecdotes involving statistics and now seeks to turn every perceived pattern into a joke, except based on googling so the numbers don't mean shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61121788005437041212011-07-27T17:49:45.515-07:002011-07-27T17:49:45.515-07:00My life's in jeopardy
Murdered in cold blood i...My life's in jeopardy<br />Murdered in cold blood is what I'm gonna be<br />I ain't been home since Friday night<br />And now my wife is coming after me<br /><br />Give me police protection<br />Gonna buy a gun so<br />I can look after number one<br />Give me a bodyguard<br />A back belt Judo expert with a machine gun<br /><br />Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane<br />When she catches up with me<br />Won't be no time to explain<br />She thinks I've been with another woman<br />And that's enough to send her half insane<br />Gonna buy a fast car<br />Put on my lead boots<br />And take a long, long drive<br />I may end up spending all my money<br />But I'll still be alive<br /><br />All I did was have a bit too much to drink<br />And I picked the wrong precinct<br />Got picked up by the law<br />And now I ain't got time to think<br /><br />Gonna buy a tank and an aeroplane<br />When she catches up with me<br />Won't be no time to explain<br />She thinks I've been with another woman<br />And that's enough to send her half insane<br />Gonna buy a fast car<br />Put on my lead boots<br />And take a long, long drive<br />I may end up spending all my money<br />But I'll still be alive<br /><br />And I'm oh so tired of running<br />Gonna lay down on the floor<br />I gotta rest some time so<br />I can get to run some more<br /><br />She's comin'!<br />She's comin'!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46388752939590128532011-07-27T17:41:59.933-07:002011-07-27T17:41:59.933-07:00ALTF, valkyries were rather like the SS officers w...ALTF, valkyries were rather like the SS officers who chose whether you went to the left or the right at holiday camp - they may have ridden horses but you certainly didn't get to ride them.<br /><br />And, following the holiday camp theme, while you may have enjoyed a hearty feast and a shower upon your arrival, there was no rebirth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50411515547239028502011-07-27T15:55:48.016-07:002011-07-27T15:55:48.016-07:00wat u tlkin buot ALTFwat u tlkin buot ALTFAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1140779380590988782011-07-27T15:32:27.426-07:002011-07-27T15:32:27.426-07:00Good for you Muff.
Now if you can refrain from the...Good for you Muff.<br />Now if you can refrain from the use of horrid txtspk you might be borne on the back of Brunhilda to Valhalla to be born anew as a literate non-Mousterian Muff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89590775791068611992011-07-27T14:55:45.997-07:002011-07-27T14:55:45.997-07:00OIC what you did tharOIC what you did tharMuffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89088464253164596762011-07-27T14:45:01.819-07:002011-07-27T14:45:01.819-07:00".....a new meme has born...."
A new me...".....a new meme has born...."<br /><br />A new meme has born(sic) what?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73004379767206530982011-07-27T14:42:31.467-07:002011-07-27T14:42:31.467-07:002:33, the M word offends me. Don't say it anym...2:33, the M word offends me. Don't say it anymore, please.Woppynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59002272383832509062011-07-27T14:33:37.170-07:002011-07-27T14:33:37.170-07:00a new meme has borna new meme has bornAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9901206046761839372011-07-27T14:33:03.360-07:002011-07-27T14:33:03.360-07:00Can't even keyboard the word 'cunt' ca...Can't even keyboard the word 'cunt' can you? I dare say you can't vocalise it either.<br />Yet 2:07 can pixelate 'fucking' and 'assholes'.<br />You Yankee cuntbutlers are so damn cute.<br /><br />@ Anonymous 2:24 PM,<br /><br />Try a jigger of Pimm's No 1 Cup and a decilitre of bleach - works a treat it does.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52039945074321911052011-07-27T14:24:51.168-07:002011-07-27T14:24:51.168-07:00@ALTF I tried to sell my stock there once but they...@ALTF I tried to sell my stock there once but they couldn't get the stains out...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29060275531345849942011-07-27T14:07:10.613-07:002011-07-27T14:07:10.613-07:00you guys are fucking assholes and should go die in...you guys are fucking assholes and should go die in a hole you stupid ass sons of bitches. btw woppy if you didn't want to hear the "c-word" (what are you in fourth grade you fag?) then you shouldn't be on the fucking internet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43779180215259663332011-07-27T13:53:04.601-07:002011-07-27T13:53:04.601-07:00Altf, the C word offends me. Don't say it anym...Altf, the C word offends me. Don't say it anymore, please.Woppynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47693901374557869222011-07-27T13:18:56.607-07:002011-07-27T13:18:56.607-07:00With the Libyan diplomats expelled, I'm sellin...With the Libyan diplomats expelled, I'm selling my stock in Madame Jo-Jo's on Brewer Street in Soho.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71452493171074580282011-07-27T13:02:27.856-07:002011-07-27T13:02:27.856-07:00Everybody was
CUNT FU FIGHTINGEverybody was<br /><br />CUNT FU FIGHTINGCarl Douglas Loves To Fucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21069560776331500942011-07-27T12:59:34.377-07:002011-07-27T12:59:34.377-07:00Cunt!Cunt!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21732039928371242882011-07-27T12:54:16.388-07:002011-07-27T12:54:16.388-07:00Everybody was
KUNG FU FIGHTINGEverybody was<br /><br />KUNG FU FIGHTINGCarl Douglasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70274783471956379292011-07-27T12:20:46.526-07:002011-07-27T12:20:46.526-07:00Yes, it is rather delightful.
"Frankly, I t...Yes, it is rather delightful. <br /><br />"Frankly, I think it is a nom de plume. "<br /><br />Don't call me Frankly.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2828072560783892852011-07-27T12:03:57.379-07:002011-07-27T12:03:57.379-07:00"....And my name is "That's what she..."....And my name is "That's what she."...."<br /><br />Or so you say. Frankly, I think it is a nom de plume. <br /><br />Making malicious adjustments to another's dross so one can add a '(sic)' is just to die for.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57148700214582035182011-07-27T11:51:31.406-07:002011-07-27T11:51:31.406-07:00"I konw(sic)"
Neither my voluminous voc..."I konw(sic)"<br /><br />Neither my voluminous vocabulary nor my official lexicon of accepted English nouns subsumes the slightest traces of this "konw" of which you speak. <br /><br />And my name is "That's what she."That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54531697893076524302011-07-27T11:22:10.607-07:002011-07-27T11:22:10.607-07:00u guys just hatin cuz japan is better than your co...u guys just hatin cuz japan is better than your countrys.<br /><br />we do maths<br /><br />with words.<br /><br /><br />CHIBI NEKO DESU NIHONG GINKO!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70917649426830716612011-07-27T11:13:53.663-07:002011-07-27T11:13:53.663-07:00"....fuck you altf...."
Brings to mind ..."....fuck you altf...."<br /><br />Brings to mind a variety of Dionne Warwick via Burt Bacharach tunes - many are apropos.<br /><br />I am not 'errybody'(sic).<br /><br />@ That's What She Said,<br /><br />I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86035912291425328052011-07-27T11:10:12.376-07:002011-07-27T11:10:12.376-07:00I said "brazilian," not "brazillian...I said "brazilian," not "brazillian," you Randall fellator.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81751084449165908312011-07-27T10:59:28.384-07:002011-07-27T10:59:28.384-07:00brazillian = twenty one in nihongo
fuck you altf...brazillian = twenty one in nihongo<br /><br /><br />fuck you altf. errybody knows thatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24257886829739398312011-07-27T10:52:22.028-07:002011-07-27T10:52:22.028-07:00As I sport a sublime natural glabrousness, the con...As I sport a sublime natural glabrousness, the concept of the numerical cognate 'brazillian'(sic) is foreign to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com