tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post7480604797640910547..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 965: Periodic Table of TerribleCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger196125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88737179584698205522011-11-06T17:55:29.951-08:002011-11-06T17:55:29.951-08:00my favorite part about this blog is the people who...my favorite part about this blog is the people who don't understand what rhetorical devices are and assume that every single word I have ever written is intended to be taken in its most literal and direct sensershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40416584344987927222011-11-06T17:32:37.704-08:002011-11-06T17:32:37.704-08:00'Why are you wasting our time with this?'
...'Why are you wasting our time with this?'<br />Whoah seriously dude. No one is forcing you to read the comics. If you think they are that bad and a waste of time, simple answer is don't read them. And then don't go on to write a huge blog about how they are a waste of time and you hate them. That's just wasting more of your time. You might find your blood pressure drops a fair bit if you avoid the things that cause you stress. The comics are not even that bad...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87418183277887634312011-10-31T10:33:55.559-07:002011-10-31T10:33:55.559-07:00WHAT THE FUCK.
MENDELEEV'S PERIODIC TABLE DID...WHAT THE FUCK.<br /><br />MENDELEEV'S PERIODIC TABLE DIDN'T HAVE 118 ELEMENTS.<br /><br />RANDALL YOU STUPID FUCK.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16393571131537541042011-10-28T17:31:45.163-07:002011-10-28T17:31:45.163-07:00I know it will shatter the mental picture you'...I know it will shatter the mental picture you've come up with for me, but you will probably have a hard time finding a more generally apathetic and unconcerned person than me. I am actually quite well known for itrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84600801291255388942011-10-28T10:48:26.374-07:002011-10-28T10:48:26.374-07:00If you're not a fan then why not stop reading?...If you're not a fan then why not stop reading? You might find your blood pressure would go down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31535721710120436862011-10-24T22:16:29.353-07:002011-10-24T22:16:29.353-07:00that would imply there have been twelve good XKCD ...that would imply there have been twelve good XKCD comics, ever. and that I am sufficiently interested in your opinion on my opinion to go back through my old posts and find the ones where I said I liked a comic. do you have any idea how boring reading your own old blog posts is?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15141105985225041352011-10-24T12:15:22.028-07:002011-10-24T12:15:22.028-07:00Can you point us to some of those many occasions? ...Can you point us to some of those many occasions? Say, 12 or something...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14256375704418959242011-10-23T14:35:32.872-07:002011-10-23T14:35:32.872-07:00i have on many occasions in the past admitted in t...i have on many occasions in the past admitted in the reviews that i liked certain comics. it's just rare that Randy produces one that isn't utter shitrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27707118119005388152011-10-23T07:21:27.351-07:002011-10-23T07:21:27.351-07:00Is Rob to proud to admit he sometimes finds the co...Is Rob to proud to admit he sometimes finds the comics funny? I think he just rejects them on principle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4329755201402417512011-10-21T06:00:54.778-07:002011-10-21T06:00:54.778-07:00Wait, Randall believes that cartoons are real? Tha...Wait, Randall believes that cartoons are real? That explains why he's been using xkcd to live out his fantasies.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51682012237055392532011-10-21T02:35:08.441-07:002011-10-21T02:35:08.441-07:00you people are all missing the joke here, it's...you people are all missing the joke here, it's quite funny actually. what's going on is that randall is trying to tell the reader that not only does he believe that bending is real, but also that cartoons interact with the real world, he's crying out for us all to get him admitted in a mental hospital where he can finally get some help.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71326319155886769792011-10-21T02:22:38.574-07:002011-10-21T02:22:38.574-07:00@In Jam 9:42
Actually in Randall's mind it pr...@In Jam 9:42<br /><br />Actually in Randall's mind it probably goes more like this:<br /><br />1. Aang is wielding all four of the elements in a way that suggests he is ready to fight.<br /><br />2. Mendeleev gives him radiation poisoning.<br /><br />3. Aang bows down before Mendeleev's leetness, and quietly goes into palliative care. Because science; it works, bitches.<br /><br />That last part wasn't shown, but it was implied.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5588089893546002672011-10-21T01:39:44.830-07:002011-10-21T01:39:44.830-07:00"Did you read Rob (that's his whole name ..."Did you read Rob (that's his whole name as far as far as I know) accusing R. Munroe of rape on this blog?"<br /><br />This parenthetical statement is mesmerizing in its bizarreness. Why would you think that's his whole name? Why do you bring it up here, rather than any of the previous three times you mentioned Rob's name in this post? What does it have to do with anything?:itisamystery:noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79727826254261876712011-10-20T23:55:46.480-07:002011-10-20T23:55:46.480-07:00i see sgirl is back. hi sgirl!i see sgirl is back. hi sgirl!rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35627776005164603802011-10-20T22:48:56.983-07:002011-10-20T22:48:56.983-07:00You know... totally unrelated with this blog, but ...You know... totally unrelated with this blog, but since you brought it up:<br /> Mac did the same with the Final Cut Pro editing software suite, or so I've heard. Apparently the new version is not actually "Pro" and has lots of previously available features missing.<br /><br />Why could that be happening? Damn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69617430715830721142011-10-20T22:45:46.134-07:002011-10-20T22:45:46.134-07:00Anonymous from October 20, 2011 7:17 AM:
I unders...Anonymous from October 20, 2011 7:17 AM:<br /><br />I understand your story about the creation of the blog and the community of users. Some comments are quite funny and yes, sometimes xkcd is quite poor. But some of the words in this blog are pure anger and bitterness and awfully aggressive, and i cannot understand why do you support that.<br /><br />See how here Rob makes up a stupid story (which includes creepy personal references) on Randall Munroe's thinking process to create a xkcd strip, and then he goes "Seriously, Randy?" before starting to explain why the joke is bad. The same is done very often. And yet Rob has criticized R. Munroe, on this very blog, for using "straw man arguments". Please, at least make some effort. <br /><br />Have you seen the constant personal attacks? People in this blog say that it is FUNNY that RM's wife has cancer, and Rob agrees with that - I wonder if you agree as well? Did you read Rob (that's his whole name as far as I know) accusing R. Munroe of rape on this blog?<br /><br />I guess you're free of saying whatever you want (nobody can hold you accountable for anything... this is the internet) but unless it is jealousy, as some have suggested, I don't understand why there is so much hate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-704476256304540682011-10-20T21:59:40.007-07:002011-10-20T21:59:40.007-07:00I agree with the above poster.
Windows Media Pla...I agree with the above poster. <br /><br />Windows Media Player 9 was just perfect, but then they had to "upgrade" it and now it's horrible. Some idiot actually thought it would be a better idea to not allow me to manually add a song to my media library and instead have only the option of adding an entire folder at a time. On top of that, it's impossible to find your way around. And of course, there's no easy way to dump it and install an older version. Seriously, Microsoft? Go to hell.cptnoremachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265383595176504467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20962840764403482622011-10-20T21:32:29.845-07:002011-10-20T21:32:29.845-07:00Now for a personal rant of my own, since I have a ...Now for a personal rant of my own, since I have a lab report due tomorrow:<br /><br />Goddamn it, Microsoft. How do you go from functional - though shitty - graphing capabilities in Microsoft Excel, to such fucking retarded, ass-rapingly bad software? I do the same Goddamn thing as I did last time to make a graph, but now I don't have the same options to edit these motherfucking bullshit axes. The help file is a joke. Go fuck yourself, dumbasses. Have you ever heard of not 'fixing' something that isn't broken? Considering how little work I have less to do - this would take thirty fucking minutes to make all these Goddamn graphs, were it not for your piece of shit software jerking me around for an hour - this is mindnumbingly frustrating.<br /><br />Go fuck yourself, you assholes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73611802204565916812011-10-20T21:04:52.454-07:002011-10-20T21:04:52.454-07:00better than what?better than what?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41744894329310762762011-10-20T20:44:31.110-07:002011-10-20T20:44:31.110-07:00Yeah, come on Rob.
Just don't get it in his ...Yeah, come on Rob. <br /><br />Just don't get it in his hair.Funkmastah Xhttp://www.conservapedia.com/Question_evolution!_campaignnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34033971412813816142011-10-20T20:42:50.729-07:002011-10-20T20:42:50.729-07:00OMG IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S ACTUALLY NOT XD
C&...OMG IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S ACTUALLY NOT XD<br />C'mon Rob, you're better than this.martynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73733817985669314282011-10-20T20:25:38.471-07:002011-10-20T20:25:38.471-07:00Y'alls be like all memetic an' shit.
Shii...Y'alls be like all memetic an' shit.<br /><br />Shiiiiiiiiiiit.Funkmastah Xhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Muammar_Gaddafinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19896633895683901172011-10-20T20:05:13.052-07:002011-10-20T20:05:13.052-07:00Why does everyone think that the level of fatness ...Why does everyone think that the level of fatness is the most accurate indication of Rob's intelligence?<br /><br />On the Internet, being fat makes you some sort of retard, and everyone likes to go round mocking every 400-pound person named Rob that they see, because they'll be seen a geniuses.<br /><br />You think people who eat twenty cheeseburgers a day are idiots? If you actually had any non-twiglike friends, you'd know that a lot of intelligent, educated people eat out all day, every day.<br /><br />From my experience, those who eat well are mostly pseudointellectual drop outs, artistic liberals, etc.<br /><br />On the other hand, being bad at sports is totally cool: "I'm so terrible at sports I can't even catch a ball lololol," when athletic ability correlates directly with sexiness, and skipping it serves no intelligible purpose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54282187424071559802011-10-20T17:03:01.337-07:002011-10-20T17:03:01.337-07:00"Rob is a better writer than I am, but also m..."Rob is a better writer than I am, but also more of an asshole."<br /><br />i want that on my tombstonershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5761655514227617532011-10-20T16:55:02.541-07:002011-10-20T16:55:02.541-07:00Hurray for TheMesosade!Hurray for TheMesosade!Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.com