tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post66572661991818403..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 864 and 865: Naked Women Floating In Zero-GCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger172125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69560666086780590182011-03-04T21:02:37.171-08:002011-03-04T21:02:37.171-08:00I hate the ending of 864, fuckin throw in an Angry...I hate the ending of 864, fuckin throw in an Angry Birds reference, that's some syndicated newspaper filler comic lowest common denominator bullshit right there. Hagar the Horrible spills mead on his ipod. that sorta shit. makes me wanna pooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70772053663092236242011-03-01T14:38:34.572-08:002011-03-01T14:38:34.572-08:00Until then dearest Doppelganger!
I fear my gerbils...Until then dearest Doppelganger!<br />I fear my gerbils will be running for a long time yet.Dionysian Sluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00380097776084880764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80336854871724872712011-03-01T14:35:01.233-08:002011-03-01T14:35:01.233-08:00No they're not :(No they're not :(Boringnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6077121551549073422011-03-01T14:33:17.069-08:002011-03-01T14:33:17.069-08:00Dearest Doppelganger ALTF 02/11,
My internet conne...Dearest Doppelganger ALTF 02/11,<br />My internet connection is about to expire - a shift change for the gerbils that power it I reckon.<br />I am off until Saturday, March 5.<br /><br />I now know what y'all mean by 'trolls', annoying innit?<br /><br />Sorry anonymous, the cheques bounced so y'all get shit. You do get that for which you pay ya know?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62421168890741067202011-03-01T14:30:10.029-08:002011-03-01T14:30:10.029-08:00Holy shit, you guys are fucking boring today.Holy shit, you guys are fucking boring today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79739824932062016792011-03-01T14:25:29.061-08:002011-03-01T14:25:29.061-08:00Consequences hanging there, the sky will fall but ...Consequences hanging there, the sky will fall but I don't care!!!11!1!Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20386642654482231872011-03-01T14:21:47.253-08:002011-03-01T14:21:47.253-08:00Carl?
I'm sorry for your loss.Carl?<br />I'm sorry for your loss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64250742072875590372011-03-01T14:19:15.857-08:002011-03-01T14:19:15.857-08:00Even when I close my eyes -- I'll never recrea...Even when I close my eyes -- I'll never recreate the time that flies! <3Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83136731593871434522011-03-01T14:18:33.838-08:002011-03-01T14:18:33.838-08:00They's Medical terms, ya prolapsed and putrifi...They's Medical terms, ya prolapsed and putrified piscadelic cunt!<br />What a pisiform brain you are.<br />Except pixel/pixil - them be rather clever I thought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81490595516721312422011-03-01T14:17:48.264-08:002011-03-01T14:17:48.264-08:00Whispering in the air; hoping that my words find y...Whispering in the air; hoping that my words find you somewhere.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78606620175833123512011-03-01T14:14:48.307-08:002011-03-01T14:14:48.307-08:00This is why I quit, guys. It's all your fault....This is why I quit, guys. It's all your fault.Carl Z. Wheelerhttp://i3.glitter-graphics.org/pub/708/708353ktyzp004l8.gifnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68231851594152068622011-03-01T14:14:10.701-08:002011-03-01T14:14:10.701-08:00You're in my stars, you know; don't need n...You're in my stars, you know; don't need no crystal ball to tell me so.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55251284959605306762011-03-01T14:01:52.034-08:002011-03-01T14:01:52.034-08:00Such sluttiness! Suffusing fricatives so splendidl...Such sluttiness! Suffusing fricatives so splendidly. Tis a shame they are so sparse in sense!Dionysian Sluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00380097776084880764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35667391042097232932011-03-01T13:59:59.405-08:002011-03-01T13:59:59.405-08:00E. A. Liddell?
Meh! A Winehouse wannabe!
I say ki...E. A. Liddell?<br />Meh! A Winehouse wannabe!<br />I say kick her in the pudenda, shag her boyfriend and steal her wallet - give her something real about which to complain.<br /><br />Captcha: chlamydia. Jeez Raven are you sure?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57706603754835905492011-03-01T13:52:35.694-08:002011-03-01T13:52:35.694-08:00Signatures are available for those of you with pay...Signatures are available for those of you with paypal accounts, though. $15, and something will be sent to your address that resembles a signature of Raven Autumn. <br /><br />Captcha: bahable. Like sheep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10471042798628745192011-03-01T13:51:05.679-08:002011-03-01T13:51:05.679-08:00Fuck off with all your serpentine alliteration. N...Fuck off with all your serpentine alliteration. Nowt but pisiform, piriform and puruform pixelated pixilations I say!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89954511422316252182011-03-01T13:47:02.150-08:002011-03-01T13:47:02.150-08:00That's right, I am Emilie Autumn!
Please keep ...That's right, I am Emilie Autumn!<br />Please keep your astonished gasps to a minimum.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32752918723309536922011-03-01T13:42:26.986-08:002011-03-01T13:42:26.986-08:00Such subtlety in shallots, Frau Doppelganger!
I sh...Such subtlety in shallots, Frau Doppelganger!<br />I shall have to sustain my senses also!Dionysian Sluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00380097776084880764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7583841585289624112011-03-01T13:41:00.406-08:002011-03-01T13:41:00.406-08:00'Cause I'm half sick of shadoooows
I want ...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpXdNaXYysk" rel="nofollow">'Cause I'm half sick of shadoooows<br />I want to see the skyyyy<br />Everyone else can watch as the sun goes dooown<br />So why can't IIIIIIII</a>!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81628863625452141792011-03-01T13:30:43.164-08:002011-03-01T13:30:43.164-08:00Raven?
Do you carry a copy of 'The Lady of Sha...Raven?<br />Do you carry a copy of 'The Lady of Shalott' in your purse?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61477036589469138022011-03-01T13:28:10.530-08:002011-03-01T13:28:10.530-08:00Cardiacal porn Herr Doppelganger!
Hence the sinuso...Cardiacal porn Herr Doppelganger!<br />Hence the sinusoidal rhythm quip earlier.<br />I gots to keep my wits about me.<br /><br />Innit?<br /><br />Raven<br />Simmons should take a few courses in biology.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16795140755236219732011-03-01T13:25:55.456-08:002011-03-01T13:25:55.456-08:00Tom Lehrer time:
Consider the following subtracti...Tom Lehrer time:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wHDn8LDks8" rel="nofollow">Consider the following subtraction problem, which I will put up here: 342 - 173...</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40048624998720271402011-03-01T13:23:58.310-08:002011-03-01T13:23:58.310-08:00I love to end me barts.
Innit?I love to end me barts.<br /><br />Innit?Dionysian Sluthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00380097776084880764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41538308993643023662011-03-01T13:20:31.995-08:002011-03-01T13:20:31.995-08:00Blood is basically a good substitute for any fruit...Blood is basically a good substitute for any fruit base in bartending.<br /><br />Discuss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21467077489401102242011-03-01T13:19:50.376-08:002011-03-01T13:19:50.376-08:00Jeff Simmons time:
When I'm in a place that&#...Jeff Simmons time:<br /><br />When I'm in a place that's moist and warm<br />and I'm so lonely I could cry<br />through cellular division<br />I start to multiply<br /><br />Given conditions that are favorable<br />every 20 minutes we will subdivide<br />1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256<br />OK. I said 512, I said 1024, I said 2048,<br />I aid 4096, I said 8192, 16384.<br /><br />We're going to multiply through your body<br />we'll multiply exponentially<br />we'll colonize your intestine<br />we'll make you sick, we'll make you nauseous<br />we'll give you diarrhea!<br />We'll multiply, multiply, multiply!Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.com