tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post6588950501156747081..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 918: A Public Service AnnouncementCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger86125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90608500124134983232011-07-03T21:41:52.634-07:002011-07-03T21:41:52.634-07:00This comic was pretty ok, if insubstantial. Succin...This comic was pretty ok, if insubstantial. Succinct, topical and sparing with the dialogue.<br /><br />I guess that's why nobody really cares or wants to talk about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89985558221663080352011-07-02T23:13:07.777-07:002011-07-02T23:13:07.777-07:00that's not the problem with it, its precisely ...that's not the problem with it, its precisely what's good about itAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63987745184638886512011-07-02T17:56:29.589-07:002011-07-02T17:56:29.589-07:00The problem with 918 is that it's just repeati...The problem with 918 is that it's just repeating what everyone already thought about Google+.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65412129661956196062011-07-02T15:40:03.229-07:002011-07-02T15:40:03.229-07:00Re: 918 — It's been a LONG time since I agreed...Re: 918 — It's been a LONG time since I agreed with an XKCD comic. A Facebook that's not actually Facebook FTW.<br /><br />Re: 919 — What? What? Ewww… what?!?!?<br /><br /><br />Captcha: alitte — a very small latté.James M. Jensen IIhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17424548803826283101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15304968402814711812011-07-02T15:21:43.756-07:002011-07-02T15:21:43.756-07:00There once was a comic, Munroe,
Whose thoughts...There once was a comic, Munroe,<br /> Whose thoughts were of mammary flow.<br /> Being Heathen, God's answer<br /> Was to give his girl cancer -<br /> Now the milk ducts have nowhere to go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48920702466158978992011-07-02T14:52:09.664-07:002011-07-02T14:52:09.664-07:00A true poet will not strictly cleave to a consiste...A true poet will not strictly cleave to a consistent syllable count if deviating from it improves the rhythm. Not all languages even think in terms of syllables. 2:05 is a genius who clearly knows exactly what he's doing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91494304870128189182011-07-02T14:16:30.492-07:002011-07-02T14:16:30.492-07:00@1:49: Die Kunst der Fuge well highlights the etym...@1:49: <i>Die Kunst der Fuge</i> well highlights the etymology and I'm not about to drop letters like some American Neanderthal. But what does Bach know?<br /><br />As for your ability to count syllables (well done!), please consider "Had" and "She'd" starting the second and fifth lines respectively as anacruses. <br /><br />Now, tell us, what the fuck <i>do</i> you know? Amuse us with something creative and give us the opportunity to change our opinions of you.That guy who you shall remember as having corrected younoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16513328731466657742011-07-02T14:09:38.893-07:002011-07-02T14:09:38.893-07:00look out for my spermlook out for my spermAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36142626124862394152011-07-02T13:49:10.694-07:002011-07-02T13:49:10.694-07:00Dear new abridged compendium of forced lactation m...Dear new abridged compendium of forced lactation methods @ 2:05 AM:<br /><br />Far be it for me to correct an unlettered moron's spelling, but 'contrapuntal' is the real word.<br /><br />And your metrical cadence is fucked too!<br />You have a 10:11:6:6:11 syllabic cadence. The first line needs one more syllable!<br />I suggest:<br />"A buxomy defeatist called Tiffany"<br /><br />Then again, what the fuck do I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18209877878459079052011-07-02T12:23:02.907-07:002011-07-02T12:23:02.907-07:00The scariest part about the story from Anon 12:01 ...The scariest part about the story from Anon 12:01 and 12:02?<br /><br />It's basically canon.Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8132760869373824062011-07-02T11:08:58.775-07:002011-07-02T11:08:58.775-07:00His whole life, to date, reads more like a 20th Ce...His whole life, to date, reads more like a 20th Century stream of consciousness narrative mode novel rather than a Victorian work.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39366799519701946902011-07-02T10:56:32.319-07:002011-07-02T10:56:32.319-07:00Also, Megan's "noes" are really &quo...Also, Megan's "noes" are really "yeses" crying to get out past social convention. Randall's whole life is like a big Victorian novel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23622451648319160082011-07-02T10:53:08.381-07:002011-07-02T10:53:08.381-07:00What about true friends on the forums who are fema...What about true friends on the forums who are female? Do they have to abide?<br /><br />My name is actually unpronounceable in English. And people who studied physics and/or compose webcomics are cunts!<br /><br />USA 3 - 0 Colombia<br />Final!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88274695855842204692011-07-02T10:45:49.202-07:002011-07-02T10:45:49.202-07:00re: 919 no, ALTF's name happens to be Megan. A...re: 919 no, ALTF's name happens to be Megan. Also, she's got long straight black hair and is really fond of people who studied physics and do webcomics. If anyone on Randall's forums is his true friend they ought to help him out by pointing that out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84319513688901082902011-07-02T10:27:33.312-07:002011-07-02T10:27:33.312-07:00USA 3 - 0 Colombia
At 70 minutesUSA 3 - 0 Colombia<br /><br />At 70 minutesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29983850858247998262011-07-02T10:06:26.634-07:002011-07-02T10:06:26.634-07:00YesYesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89089393047956195472011-07-02T10:03:12.358-07:002011-07-02T10:03:12.358-07:00If all the world's wonders were pearls, you kn...If all the world's wonders were pearls, you know what you'd be, ALTF?Daniellenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57056404547215745512011-07-02T09:52:52.955-07:002011-07-02T09:52:52.955-07:00It is indeed!
Innit?It is indeed!<br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-45006367106605233802011-07-02T09:29:45.562-07:002011-07-02T09:29:45.562-07:00That is a pretty good description of me.That is a pretty good description of me.Cunty Nessnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26194906811270852112011-07-02T09:06:17.247-07:002011-07-02T09:06:17.247-07:00Besides, 'Cunty Ness' is rather clever, th...Besides, 'Cunty Ness' is rather clever, though probably not very creative.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85619622498462447522011-07-02T08:52:55.243-07:002011-07-02T08:52:55.243-07:00It is quite interesting what passes for 'creat...It is quite interesting what passes for 'creativity' 'round here.<br />I used the word 'Cunty', not 'cunt'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79923330814112704722011-07-02T08:46:58.772-07:002011-07-02T08:46:58.772-07:00altf: there's been a lot of creativity in this...altf: there's been a lot of creativity in this thread. None of it involved using the word "cunt". You might want to think about that next time you post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30174897351008064342011-07-02T07:50:55.776-07:002011-07-02T07:50:55.776-07:00The Final Prophet Of god said:
".....While a...The Final Prophet Of god said:<br /><br />".....While anyone growing up in Britain in the 1980s will recall it fondly,....."<br /><br />Rather presumptuous of you. I'm still waiting for Cunty Ness to make an appearence.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26414926551180064022011-07-02T05:07:56.715-07:002011-07-02T05:07:56.715-07:00Back when women were women and children weren'...Back when women were women and children weren't FBI chair-warmers, there was a quaint kids' cartoon called <i>The Family Ness</i>. While anyone growing up in Britain in the 1980s will recall it fondly, they may not all remember the extended version of the closing tune, also available on vinyl. Youtube provides this as video 27oxkSYFFbg - consider it a lament on the suffering of animals (inc. humans) trapped in (poss. metaphorical) zoos and celebration of the contrasting carefree life of the free Nessie.<br /><br />To resurrect this wonderful and underrated example of early '80s merchandising, I thought I might tweak the lyrics slightly in celebration of everyone's least favourite comic.<br /><br />---<br /><br />People trip and fall and hurt their balls<br />And tread in poo.<br />Walk into walls, poke fun at Gauls<br />And blame it on the Jew.<br /><br />Men who stand on wooden legs<br />The chainsaw is unfurled<br />Yes, there's an awful lot of humour<br />In the world.<br /><br /><i>chorus:</i><br /> You can knock him,<br /> You can mock him,<br /> You can take out all the graphs.<br /> But you'll never find that Randall makes you laugh.<br /><br /> You may see some genitalia,<br /> Or a nerdy social gaffe.<br /> But you'll never find that Randall makes you laugh.<br /><br />While Groening writes,<br />McFarlane bites,<br />Scott Adams sells a few.<br />Trey Parker drinks and Matt Stone blinks -<br />2.3 million view.<br /><br />Satirists look you in the eye<br />And see you as a stew.<br />At feeding time they'd make<br />A hearty meal of you.<br /><br /> <i>chorus:</i><br /> You can knock him,<br /> You can mock him,<br /> You can take out all the graphs.<br /> But you'll never find that Randall makes you laugh.<br /><br /> You may dress up as a furry,<br /> Try to mount a crippled calf.<br /> But you'll never find that Randall makes you laugh.<br /><br />Politician-kings<br />And office-things<br />Stay out of view.<br />Rich financiers don't bat an eye<br />'cos they're not laughing too.<br /><br />Tramps in the street<br />Can't make ends meet<br />Their dreams will not come true.<br />'cos there's not a lot to laugh at<br />Made by you.<br /><br /><i>reprise</i>Muhammad ibn Abdullah, the final prophet of God,noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31998601681923672792011-07-02T03:29:58.738-07:002011-07-02T03:29:58.738-07:00Male lactation is not a myth and is easily induced...Male lactation is not a myth and is easily induced via a simple hormone cocktail. In this day and age there's no excuse for a father to not assist the mother in breastfeeding his child, frankly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com