tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post6527046908210342824..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1047-1049: Informative UpdatesCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger226125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10659118938459719272012-05-07T10:07:21.031-07:002012-05-07T10:07:21.031-07:00HI RANDALLHI RANDALLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42347802796230875482012-05-07T02:17:47.098-07:002012-05-07T02:17:47.098-07:00Randall Munroe's the model of an Internet soph...Randall Munroe's the model of an Internet sophisticate<br />His Wiki page shows rubber ducks stacked earnestly quadruplicate;<br /><br />He graduated with a Bachelor in Science certificate<br />From Christopher Newport, a lib'rul arts college remediate.<br /><br />His last real job was as a NASA Langley rocket lubricate<br />"Waste anything but time!" was written on his pink slip rubricate -<br /><br />He'd always been a math, romance, language, and Hobbes & Calvin fan<br />So he took out his pen and started doodling a stick figure man.<br /><br />(um-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-eye)<br />(um-diddle-diddle-um-diddle-eye)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35865896181604212322012-05-07T01:06:21.487-07:002012-05-07T01:06:21.487-07:00TLOK, you are taking your quirky additions too ser...TLOK, you are taking your quirky additions too seriously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20134499652259035722012-05-07T01:00:37.765-07:002012-05-07T01:00:37.765-07:00In the latest comic, Randall is frustrated by his ...In the latest comic, Randall is frustrated by his own failure and makes himself feel better by arguing that everyone else is a failure as well.<br /><br />Also, to compare choice of major with Sophie's Choice (penultimate panel) - which of your children you choose to die in Auschwitz - is out of character even for Randall.<br /><br />I assume he's not an "agorophobiac" and had outside help on this one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91761463676192221332012-05-07T00:52:58.947-07:002012-05-07T00:52:58.947-07:00'you may know it from Tom Lehrer's element...'you may know it from Tom Lehrer's elements'????? fuck OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. heaven forbid you may know g&s from generally being a cultured individual. this is basically a statement that says 'if you read xkcd you aren't expected to be interested in anything that doesn't come with a label that says 'it's ok for you to like this if you are a self-described 'geek'.' tom fucking lehrer. that is fucking offensive. 'you won't have heard of this, it was written in a different country in a diifferent century.. never mind though, there's a 'geek' version.' even the fanboys should be offended by this. <br /><br />and that is just before the first panel even starts, the rest is a display of cuntitude so immense that if i start talking about it i won't be able to stop. just let me do one though. it follows a comic saying how terrible saying school subjects are useless is with a comic saying that lots of school subjects are useless?weaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27959899630553883562012-05-07T00:46:30.576-07:002012-05-07T00:46:30.576-07:00@1:36, that makes it worse.@1:36, that makes it worse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56955353299174527472012-05-06T23:03:19.977-07:002012-05-06T23:03:19.977-07:00Anybody else love xkcd? I love it.Anybody else love xkcd? I love it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57862487309508710102012-05-06T22:32:38.256-07:002012-05-06T22:32:38.256-07:00What's worse, the actual 1052 or this one that...What's worse, the actual 1052 or <a href="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3n0jiYlHS1r3ovpio1_500.png" rel="nofollow">this one that was taken down?</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47210444965750870102012-05-06T22:31:28.530-07:002012-05-06T22:31:28.530-07:001052 is obvious poster bait, but at least he actua...1052 is obvious poster bait, but at least he actually put effort into a comic for once. Some of the panels were kind of clever, and he restrained himself from making it into a MATH PWNS joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19491975527342416382012-05-06T22:31:11.705-07:002012-05-06T22:31:11.705-07:00I hate it when people think they're clever for...I hate it when people think they're clever for writing joke songs to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan songs. You're not likely to be replacing those lyrics with something more funny!<br /><br />I almost make an exception for that Animaniacs episode, however. You know the one. I mean the one which uses a bunch of tunes from Pirates of Penzance, obviously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32762048324696633092012-05-06T21:39:54.956-07:002012-05-06T21:39:54.956-07:00Ok, I hate xkcd, but I LOVED 1052. Rob, please loo...Ok, I hate xkcd, but I LOVED 1052. Rob, please look at this one objectively -- I know Randall usually cranks out shit but I really hope this blog doesn't just dismiss it with everything else because it really is good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31434127237539662002012-05-06T21:02:19.451-07:002012-05-06T21:02:19.451-07:00FUCK CANCERFUCK CANCERJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40585551541105180862012-05-06T20:47:04.312-07:002012-05-06T20:47:04.312-07:00"Wingsuit combat plays a substantial role in ..."Wingsuit combat plays a substantial role in the second book of Rob Mason's Fat Tuesday trilogy"<br /><br />Further evidence of RobdallAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57091979113480825402012-05-06T17:36:55.426-07:002012-05-06T17:36:55.426-07:00It's automated, bro. They click a button and i...It's automated, bro. They click a button and it puts that message thereAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43077411674662926592012-05-06T16:44:08.927-07:002012-05-06T16:44:08.927-07:00Of course his wife manages the budget. 951 is Rand...Of course his wife manages the budget. 951 is Randall using his comic to passive-agressively whine about his wife trying to help them save some money on gas. Randall rarely portrays a woman as wrong, yet he does so in 951. That's no accident. I'd bet the cooking costs in the Money comic were another little passive-agressive household argument leaking into the comic. That must be an ugly situation; medical bills, Randall can't manage money to save his life, diminishing employment prospects, and the xkcd gravy train can't continue forever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81574008353768127492012-05-06T13:17:16.558-07:002012-05-06T13:17:16.558-07:00Hm. The reversion was followed with two polite, si...Hm. The reversion was followed with two polite, sincere messages welcoming me and explaining to me that my edits were "not constructive".<br /><br />It reminds me of the time I walked into a Scientology building and made a critical remark. I see now why they call Wikipedia a cult.<br /><br />That was so fucking eerie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11451468637960205782012-05-06T13:08:49.934-07:002012-05-06T13:08:49.934-07:00I don't get it. I updated the article under us...I don't get it. I updated the article under username <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wingsuit_combat&action=history" rel="nofollow">Marilyn Munroe</a> and was immediately reverted. Are there people who just sit there all day refreshing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26066249887792938682012-05-06T09:08:00.409-07:002012-05-06T09:08:00.409-07:00Damn it, Randallites.<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingsuit_combat" rel="nofollow">Damn it, Randallites.</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15788090800564964592012-05-06T03:56:47.854-07:002012-05-06T03:56:47.854-07:00Why aren't you boring fucks posting anything. ...Why aren't you boring fucks posting anything. It's been like 2 days now. You exist to amuse me. WRITE STUFF.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2814070869777764532012-05-06T03:33:38.239-07:002012-05-06T03:33:38.239-07:00Yeah, like everyone's supposed to understand a...Yeah, like everyone's supposed to understand algebra and shit. >:( Doesn't Randall get that not everyone's as "smart" as him? At least we got street smarts, amirite bro? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33334402714356677462012-05-05T17:41:19.681-07:002012-05-05T17:41:19.681-07:00An idea which has a long philosophical history str...An idea which has a long philosophical history stretching all the way back to Batman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31588621138003620452012-05-05T17:39:15.196-07:002012-05-05T17:39:15.196-07:00No, that leads to a sustained peak of impotent fur...No, that leads to a sustained peak of impotent fury that can not be augmented by any source. I know the feeling well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34968466202656239312012-05-05T12:17:06.510-07:002012-05-05T12:17:06.510-07:00Is it because you never talk to women?Is it because you never talk to women?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51833418293409932012-05-05T10:07:02.307-07:002012-05-05T10:07:02.307-07:00it still means "anonymous xkcd sucks posters&...it still means "anonymous xkcd sucks posters". fucking newfags ruining our memesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66501704417841412902012-05-05T06:07:47.981-07:002012-05-05T06:07:47.981-07:00When did "cuddlefish" stop to mean stric...When did "cuddlefish" stop to mean strictly "anonymous xkcd sucks posters", and start to mean "xkcd fans/forumites"? Is there still a prescriptive usage, or has pretty much everyone accepted this semantical shift?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com