tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post6308553991184068310..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 1198: Ugh Who CaresCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14690563195509337872013-05-04T08:11:19.441-07:002013-05-04T08:11:19.441-07:00"I'm a technical virgin."
Anonymous ..."I'm a technical virgin."<br />Anonymous - May 4, 2013 at 2:10 AMEumesmopohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05764294029346848146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22458035512515957052013-05-04T06:00:58.992-07:002013-05-04T06:00:58.992-07:00"What's that?", "It's a dro..."What's that?", "It's a drone for my new business, AirAware.".<br /><br />Oh God! That set-up is horrific. It's like watching your least funny 'friend' pathetically hinting at the trick rubber flower on their chest, desperate to be considered "wacky". Hope sinks like a stone as you realise the only way out is through...you have to take it in the face.<br /><br />"WRONG!", "Augh!".<br /><br />On the horizon you make out the faint outline of The Punchline, hurtling towards you like a freight train. You lay your head on the tracks. Potential futures collapse into one unavoidable path: the shitty callback. You grit your teeth and pray that the sweet embrace of death to find you.<br /><br />"A business has to make money somehow..."<br /><br />The "joke" drills its tendrils into the bright parts of my mind. Only dread follows now. We're all His victims. A sweaty neckbeard has stumbled in, to choke the joy from my soul.<br /><br />I don't know if I can go on...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90518838862597509022013-05-04T02:10:37.538-07:002013-05-04T02:10:37.538-07:00"""Spider-Men"
-Anonymous, May..."""Spider-Men"<br />-Anonymous, May 1, 2013 at 6:03 PM"<br />-Vid, May 3, 2013 at 4:50 AM"<br />-Anonymous May 3, 2013 at 5:49 AMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91140297065453164282013-05-03T20:11:23.515-07:002013-05-03T20:11:23.515-07:00I hate cliched onomatopoeia. "Augh" is s...I hate cliched onomatopoeia. "Augh" is such a cheap catchall for fright/anger/pain/annoyance, and too many lazy webcomic artists use it as a crutch now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46335495433517252812013-05-03T17:39:54.690-07:002013-05-03T17:39:54.690-07:00fug you :DDDDDDDDfug you :DDDDDDDDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30605935251653947532013-05-03T13:01:50.393-07:002013-05-03T13:01:50.393-07:00There is very little in this world funnier than wa...There is very little in this world funnier than watching an obese child try to use a Hula-hoop - the little monsters just can't get it to work!<br />The parents blame the hoop; "It's broken" or "It's not a real hula-hoop" or "It's not perfectly round"!<br />Ha!<br />Your precious child is a fat fuck, lady. That's why she/it/he can't work the hula-hoop right. Sheesh!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90415256961889458292013-05-03T12:22:41.408-07:002013-05-03T12:22:41.408-07:00this is why the white man will win once again: the...this is why the white man will win once again: the niggers don't get to chance to evolve against suicidesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28674658847719021232013-05-03T11:14:49.071-07:002013-05-03T11:14:49.071-07:00"Suicides by white people increased 40%, from..."Suicides by white people increased 40%, from 16 per 100,000 to 22 from 1999 to 2010 in the USA."<br /><br />http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22391293<br /><br />It must suck being caucasoid I reckon.<br /><br />The frustration felt among white folk due to the fact that I couldn't be arsed to code for a live-link to that BBC article above, will, hopefully, cause yet another of them to end their miserable life. Hope springs eternal after all!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54411474468478592862013-05-03T05:49:53.660-07:002013-05-03T05:49:53.660-07:00""Spider-Men"
-Anonymous, May 1, 20...""Spider-Men"<br />-Anonymous, May 1, 2013 at 6:03 PM"<br />-Vid, May 3, 2013 at 4:50 AMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19977987508929110102013-05-03T04:50:29.487-07:002013-05-03T04:50:29.487-07:00"Spider-Men"
-Anonymous, May 1, 2013 at ..."Spider-Men"<br />-Anonymous, May 1, 2013 at 6:03 PMVidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00095444826346655762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55361876455024526472013-05-03T00:09:11.196-07:002013-05-03T00:09:11.196-07:001207 - holy shit, this one would have been OK, if ...1207 - holy shit, this one would have been OK, if it wasn't for the last frame.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43055130165360319332013-05-02T13:51:58.416-07:002013-05-02T13:51:58.416-07:00can you believe that fucking sandcastle one is sti...can you believe that fucking sandcastle one is still going. & getting worse with every new frame. what a fucking waste of bandwith & electricity & pixels and whatever the fuck else<br /><br /><br />STOP PRESS an actual honest to goodness real word in the captcha. THIS IS THE END OF DAYSweaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50621756224698865772013-05-01T19:14:37.483-07:002013-05-01T19:14:37.483-07:00Perfectly straight for a FOOL maybe.Perfectly straight for a FOOL maybe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1866095216396567102013-05-01T18:03:10.224-07:002013-05-01T18:03:10.224-07:00And a whole two hours of your life not reading shi...And a whole two hours of your life not reading shitty webcomics. You could watch the latest X-Men or Spider-Men with that kind of big timeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2798429639655141772013-05-01T10:44:35.626-07:002013-05-01T10:44:35.626-07:00> When someone tells you what he does and you f...> When someone tells you what he does and you feel threatened by that, you attack him<br />So <i>that's</i> why everyone here hates on Randall...<br /><br />captcha: dysemen. Spermicide for the Internet generation.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40980722242106892732013-05-01T07:26:07.298-07:002013-05-01T07:26:07.298-07:001205 Was actually useful since it made me realize ...1205 Was actually useful since it made me realize I could save 9 months per 5 years by merely using better porn.Eumesmopohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05764294029346848146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19927159321762843472013-05-01T07:18:32.257-07:002013-05-01T07:18:32.257-07:00Here's some surprisingly appropriate copypasta...Here's some surprisingly appropriate copypasta:<br /><br />"In our culture your value as a man is determined by your job. When someone at a party asks you what you do, he's really asking how worthy of a peer you are. It becomes a sort of dick measuring contest. If your answer is that you pick up trash, and his answer is that he's a banker, you feel humiliated, and he gets the temporary satisfaction of feeling superior. <br /><br />But of course in real life all the truths stay shallowly buried under politeness. Neither of you say what you really think. He'll say something about how much we need people like you and you'll say something about how that sounds hard, then you'll go home later and kick the dog and he'll go home and bang your mom.<br /><br />Online is a different story, because of anonymity. That's the only time people show their true colors (which is one reason I hope they never do away with it). When someone tells you what he does and you feel threatened by that, you attack him, the same way you <i>wish</i> you could attack the banker. You're inadvertently telling everyone that you're lower down on the totem pole. <br /><br />Granted, the banker is probably a douche, but by lashing out you're giving him that small satisfaction of knowing he's made you feel weak."<br /><br />tl;dr All of you are shitheads. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13108295674608495092013-05-01T06:40:55.704-07:002013-05-01T06:40:55.704-07:00I like the way sustainable have their own so... it...I like the way sustainable have their own so... it's come to this. I don't think it's okay, you are worse than a FOOL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54411329864136932952013-05-01T03:22:43.450-07:002013-05-01T03:22:43.450-07:00I like you, 1:47.I like you, 1:47.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25596069761937634262013-05-01T01:47:37.453-07:002013-05-01T01:47:37.453-07:00I don't think you like it at all. I think it u...I don't think you like it at all. I think it upsets you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22315327975096418282013-05-01T00:35:21.582-07:002013-05-01T00:35:21.582-07:001199 - A joke that's inaccessible to people wh...<b>1199</b> - A joke that's inaccessible to people who don't know or care about music. Also, where was she walking? She's inside a voidbox. <b>D- </b><br /><b>1200</b> - Randal is lazy with passwords and I can relate! Now where's the joke? <b>C </b><br /><b>1201</b> - Math. Okay. Thank you. Accessible humour, chief. <b>D- </b><br /><b>1202</b> - A preachy take on an old schoolyard poem. We the audience are supposed to care. <b>D- </b><br /><b>1203</b> - 'Wacky' hyjinks ensue. <b>C </b><br /><b>1204</b> - Technology sure is advancing. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Google Earth was SO advanced that you could zoom in A LOT? No. <b>D </b><br /><b>1205</b> - Preaching. With a table. <b>D- </b><br /><b>1206</b> - Did you know not everything Einstein said was profound or world view altering? I know! Appeals to authority sure are easy to make. Unlike good jokes. <b>C </b>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15908532217086088025noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38051276138897065222013-04-30T23:22:11.698-07:002013-04-30T23:22:11.698-07:00I like the way dorks have their own white knights ...I like the way dorks have their own white knights for when someone mocks their intelligence. Anon@1:21, you are worse than Randall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37016675940773850822013-04-30T15:54:07.806-07:002013-04-30T15:54:07.806-07:00ignore the anonymouse, he's just bitter that h...ignore the anonymouse, he's just bitter that he still lives with his parentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39602792473998879742013-04-30T15:00:34.578-07:002013-04-30T15:00:34.578-07:0012:19, I find it hard to believe you're suffic...12:19, I find it hard to believe you're sufficiently intelligent to be paid to flip burgers. cptnoremachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265383595176504467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61374882211250572342013-04-30T13:21:19.297-07:002013-04-30T13:21:19.297-07:00Haha, 12:19 thinks programming is difficult. What ...Haha, 12:19 thinks programming is difficult. What a loser.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com