tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post614047695030211548..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 928: Mimic HumorCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger88125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75560759861282461552011-07-26T13:35:07.782-07:002011-07-26T13:35:07.782-07:00@11:54: Search "US AIR FORCE AIRCRAFT IDENTIF...@11:54: Search "US AIR FORCE AIRCRAFT IDENTIFICATION CHART" about, oh, a decade or so ago. <i>That</i> is the joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75402742137615766862011-07-26T11:54:49.198-07:002011-07-26T11:54:49.198-07:00you don't get it. the joke is not "oh, di...you don't get it. the joke is not "oh, didn't see that one coming, did you?" More specifically, it's funny because all the other pictures were obviously something else, but then labeled as "mimic octopuses" since they take the shape of anything. Then, in the last one, you see what is obviously an octopus, and is it an octupus? Nope. It's /two/ mimic octopuses/pode/piAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8016876833979765162011-07-26T02:52:41.552-07:002011-07-26T02:52:41.552-07:00neck beard avec liceneck beard avec liceAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43358445377508450072011-07-26T01:24:54.052-07:002011-07-26T01:24:54.052-07:00Yeah, Rob, get it right. YOU'RE that fat one;...Yeah, Rob, get it right. YOU'RE that fat one; I'M the one with the neckbeard.<br /><br />Sheesh.Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75781497662433149672011-07-26T01:17:36.011-07:002011-07-26T01:17:36.011-07:00Gamer's neckbeard has reached a higher, more p...Gamer's neckbeard has reached a higher, more psychedelic plane, resdistributing his weight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12170449118760343302011-07-26T01:14:30.001-07:002011-07-26T01:14:30.001-07:00maybe if you were less fatmaybe if you were less fatrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30400453403909423852011-07-26T01:13:09.726-07:002011-07-26T01:13:09.726-07:00is the*is the*Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76747809153315402132011-07-26T01:12:53.546-07:002011-07-26T01:12:53.546-07:00Oh, THAT kind of OP.
I guess I'm used to foru...Oh, THAT kind of OP.<br /><br />I guess I'm used to forums where everything is this "comments," so the OP is just the first "commenter."<br /><br />That'll teach me.Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16470444096685943462011-07-26T01:09:29.047-07:002011-07-26T01:09:29.047-07:00that's what i just said dude stop cribbing my ...that's what i just said dude stop cribbing my stylershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21282760737678576542011-07-26T01:08:54.820-07:002011-07-26T01:08:54.820-07:0012:50 and Rob = samefags
<_<12:50 and Rob = samefags<br /><br /><_<Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14055616903539572092011-07-26T00:54:57.918-07:002011-07-26T00:54:57.918-07:0012:50 and OP = samefags12:50 and OP = samefagsrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27417632789977067772011-07-26T00:50:36.612-07:002011-07-26T00:50:36.612-07:00"Anon 3:02, if you're looking for an alte..."Anon 3:02, if you're looking for an alternative, there's always the XKCD SUCKS blog (run by yours truly)."<br /><br />It's true! That blog is like this one, only without the sense of irony, the humor, the understanding, or Rob's 'like I give a fuck' attitude. Also, the posts there are twice as long as the ones here, which means they are twice as good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28583941909095198942011-07-26T00:22:23.829-07:002011-07-26T00:22:23.829-07:00Anon 3:02, if you're looking for an alternativ...Anon 3:02, if you're looking for an alternative, there's always the <a href="http://xkcd-sucks.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">XKCD SUCKS</a> blog (run by yours truly).Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54254847444359422292011-07-25T16:42:03.411-07:002011-07-25T16:42:03.411-07:00Anon302, who are you kidding? This blog was ruined...Anon302, who are you kidding? This blog was ruined the moment it was conceived.Ashennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24045961189031690402011-07-25T15:02:44.883-07:002011-07-25T15:02:44.883-07:00Well the guest posts ruined the blog and now ALTF ...Well the guest posts ruined the blog and now ALTF has ruined the comment threads, I guess I'll just go back to seething about xkcd on my own now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36433349398385049692011-07-25T15:02:03.681-07:002011-07-25T15:02:03.681-07:00Are you having a laugh?
In British English, the mo...<i>Are you having a laugh?</i><br />In British English, the most clearly phrased statement is the least sincere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81062651389945075292011-07-25T14:50:25.602-07:002011-07-25T14:50:25.602-07:00"....Perhaps she was fitting in the experimen..."....Perhaps she was fitting in the experimentation before a discovered indiscretion would affect her career prospects...."<br /><br />Funny guy!<br />Though I reckon she'd have an easy time of it in Nordic countries - especially if her indiscretions are discovered.<br /><br />First World Britain?<br />Are you having a laugh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2992815295714607872011-07-25T14:44:33.929-07:002011-07-25T14:44:33.929-07:00I think I would spend a little longer on Skye were...I think I would spend a little longer on Skye were it not full of bored drunks and City refugees. Quite different from First World Britain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85452750778762955072011-07-25T14:26:54.851-07:002011-07-25T14:26:54.851-07:00"MSF likes to draw its own F"
Indeed.
..."MSF likes to draw its own F"<br /><br />Indeed.<br /><br />BP's accountant is a Scot - go figure? I do not need one - yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68430883943708532712011-07-25T14:14:29.797-07:002011-07-25T14:14:29.797-07:00She was quite friendly with the daughters of Abrah...She was quite friendly with the daughters of Abraham our school was (for reorganisational reasons - I guess they're not all accountants?) Gift-ed with at the time.<br /><br />Perhaps she was fitting in the experimentation before a discovered indiscretion would affect her career prospects.<br /><br />MSF likes to draw its own F.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63980534419912115982011-07-25T14:04:53.182-07:002011-07-25T14:04:53.182-07:00"....At sixth form I had a crush on a German ..."....At sixth form I had a crush on a German girl. She ended up being a gas passer...."<br /><br />Was it Zyklon B? You know, her being German and all.<br /><br />Tell her to avoid the cunts at MSF in future volunteer missions. Going rogue she'll be far more useful to the locals.<br />I know of what I speak.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8998120599495570892011-07-25T13:54:11.439-07:002011-07-25T13:54:11.439-07:00At prep school I had a crush on an Indian girl. Sh...At prep school I had a crush on an Indian girl. She ended up training as a gas passer.<br /><br />At sixth form I had a crush on a German girl. She ended up training as a gas passer. (Now off on a voluntary mission which let her see the first sunrise on South Sudan - enough Internet detective work'll allow you to work out who she is and who I am.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86282097665059020702011-07-25T13:49:58.781-07:002011-07-25T13:49:58.781-07:00@ Anonympous 1:21 PM
"....reminding us what ...@ Anonympous 1:21 PM<br /><br />"....reminding us what a sordid place the Internet really is...."<br /><br />As sordid places go, it's one of the best though.<br /><br /><br />I am not a gas-passer my friend. The only English I really need to know is "You pay. Now!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5505139896882787122011-07-25T13:43:27.516-07:002011-07-25T13:43:27.516-07:00Not another anaesthesiologist, I hope? You'd t...Not another anaesthesiologist, I hope? You'd think they'd need to read some English as part of their training...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16910302768129255642011-07-25T13:42:58.275-07:002011-07-25T13:42:58.275-07:00No one ever heard me utter the phrase, "Him ...No one ever heard me utter the phrase, "Him do good snoo snoo" in reference to you did they?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com