tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post5918514626996927815..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 912: Never ForgetCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13190946354028998432011-07-02T06:54:32.245-07:002011-07-02T06:54:32.245-07:00Who cares about this plane and this GNU page I don...<i>Who cares about this plane and this GNU page I don't even know what that is.</i><br /><br />Well, that's your problem, son. You don't know what the joke is about. This joke is not for you. Maybe should read some Garfield instead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55310484469489484732011-06-24T12:03:05.612-07:002011-06-24T12:03:05.612-07:00I must say, I read the comic and thought it was fu...I must say, I read the comic and thought it was fucking hilarious. The review? TL;DR<br /><br />I laughed, and then moved on with my life. Move on, people. Move on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30597901867232976572011-06-23T01:04:46.681-07:002011-06-23T01:04:46.681-07:00that is the worst-written sentence ever
but seriou...that is the worst-written sentence ever<br />but seriously, people thought I was Carl every time I wrote guest posts and I had a proper byline. illiteracy is just a problemrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70672501706606986972011-06-23T00:04:41.101-07:002011-06-23T00:04:41.101-07:00"Does it annoy anyone else that so many peopl..."Does it annoy anyone else that so many people never notice when it's a guest review and wasn't written by Rob, because that is a thing that annoys me."<br /><br />Does it annoy anyone else when nobody ever notices that so many people never noticing who is writing is a pretty clear indication that the damn format doesn't work and should be changed *if* the annoyed people were to be served?Eikinklosterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06224032606695416367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43547812102986745722011-06-19T21:37:05.316-07:002011-06-19T21:37:05.316-07:00It doesn't annoy me, Chaos, because much of th...It doesn't annoy me, Chaos, because much of the time it is clearly Rob using a pseudonym and trying to disguise his style. What of it if that happens to not be the case at other times?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28268535186432296902011-06-19T17:10:20.964-07:002011-06-19T17:10:20.964-07:00Does it annoy anyone else that so many people neve...Does it annoy anyone else that so many people never notice when it's a guest review and wasn't written by Rob, because that is a thing that annoys me.<br /><br />Also this review depressed me because in the first paragraph of the story if you replaced "mutilation of barn animals" with "yaoi" then it's BASICALLY a description of my life in the early 2000s.Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08409231090436554623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42945232065541112252011-06-19T12:47:13.247-07:002011-06-19T12:47:13.247-07:00cry some more i am an obvious trollcry some more i am an obvious trollR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89405918167668111752011-06-19T12:40:11.577-07:002011-06-19T12:40:11.577-07:00This blog is so sad to see. A group of people, too...This blog is so sad to see. A group of people, too dense and ignorant to understand even the simplest XKCD, so they bitch about it in the most pedantic yet inaccurate ways possible.<br /><br />And when they write diatribes directed at the few mocking posts left by their intellectual betters, they believe they are trolling them, even when they are being OBVIOUSLY TROLLED THEMSELVES.<br /><br />In case the subtext is unclear, I am an obvious troll, so it would be pointless to respond to this.I am an obvious trollnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26123168719704322962011-06-19T10:31:48.996-07:002011-06-19T10:31:48.996-07:00Anon 9:19, you severely underestimate man's ca...Anon 9:19, you severely underestimate man's capacity to become butthurt over trivial things on the internet.<br /><br />Also, considering xkcd's target audience seems to be highschoolers, and considering people of that age tend to be the most obnoxious and angsty on the internet, it's well within reason to conclude that at least some of the whining cuddlefish are genuine.Veshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06095687089196127511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70610723050870877812011-06-19T09:19:30.086-07:002011-06-19T09:19:30.086-07:00I doubt any xkcd fans at all post here. Posts that...I doubt any xkcd fans at all post here. Posts that look like they're from xkcd fans are all in good fun. This place simply doesn't matter to xkcd fans anymore. Maybe some of them cared back when Carl was posting, but they wouldn't be insulted by what is submitted today any more than a human would be insulted by a monkey blowing a raspberry.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84010311578805353652011-06-19T05:33:35.604-07:002011-06-19T05:33:35.604-07:00'Cuddlefish' was originally coined to mean...'Cuddlefish' was originally coined to mean 'anonymous poster on Xkcdsucks'. The term came from <a href="http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2008/12/comic-520-my-little-cuttle-muffin.html" rel="nofollow">this thread</a>. More recently Rob uses it to mean 'xkcd fan'. See also, Rob's <a href="http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html" rel="nofollow">Pokemon titles</a> from last month.<br /><br />While there is some overlap between the two definitions, and xkcd fans who post anonymously tend to attract a lot of attention, there is no reason to consider the two groups equivalent. Most anon posters are not xkcd fans, and most xkcd fans do not post here.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4443212208288844842011-06-19T04:44:26.356-07:002011-06-19T04:44:26.356-07:00Can I have a definition of 'cuddlefish', p...Can I have a definition of 'cuddlefish', please?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35814971169980112342011-06-18T17:53:18.158-07:002011-06-18T17:53:18.158-07:00ALTF I would just like to say that
you are a cred...ALTF I would just like to say that<br /><br />you are a credit to this community and I salute you.Sethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01228931713507309394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67767194640840097212011-06-18T17:52:39.731-07:002011-06-18T17:52:39.731-07:00ALTF, you didn't specify which kind of peanut ...ALTF, you didn't specify which kind of peanut butter it is. If it's chunky (which does not spread easily, and can even tear at the bread) then your allegory is skewed.<br /><br />In short ALTF, you have disappointed me. This is not the first time.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71211420779859073382011-06-18T15:06:35.365-07:002011-06-18T15:06:35.365-07:00Did BP get an STD test, ALTF? Did you?
captcha: a...Did BP get an STD test, ALTF? Did you?<br /><br />captcha: aspli. He used his aspli behaviour as an excuse for his poor writing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13917003750745273212011-06-18T13:49:03.242-07:002011-06-18T13:49:03.242-07:00This congregation and its attendant flocking, also...This congregation and its attendant flocking, also known as: "the crowd" (Kierkegaard) and "herd morality" and the "herd instinct" (Nietzsche) were not done a service.<br /><br />What spreads faster than radiation and smoother than peanut butter?<br /><br />A sixteen year old Twilight Fan.<br /><br />I am not bitter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27225457669031588002011-06-18T13:33:13.443-07:002011-06-18T13:33:13.443-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62229604941077240552011-06-18T11:50:41.047-07:002011-06-18T11:50:41.047-07:00She didn't create them, ALT-F. Meyer merely ho...She didn't create them, ALT-F. Meyer merely hoisted up a banner under which they could congregate, much like how Star Wars/Star Trek was for the nerds.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22076573705259020492011-06-18T06:05:31.147-07:002011-06-18T06:05:31.147-07:00This was the saddest review since the one for 614....This was the saddest review since the one for 614.Gryffilionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14326158632676811873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85743748622806408452011-06-18T05:54:07.375-07:002011-06-18T05:54:07.375-07:00The Kitten mewled:
"....YOU ARE THE REASON D...The Kitten mewled:<br /><br />"....YOU ARE THE REASON DAN BROWN/STEPHANIE MEYER/DESPISED AUTHOR OF CHOICE EXISTS....."<br /><br />I've no knowledge of Mr. Brown, but Stephenie Meyer who, with the help of the 'Disney Princess Culture', has helped create a generation of 'damsel in distress' Bellas who succumb to even the most inane pick-up lines men interested in coitus could muster.<br /><br />I get laid less often now, of course.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37739785037006394842011-06-17T22:46:08.382-07:002011-06-17T22:46:08.382-07:00LOL guys I am such a fagLOL guys I am such a fagAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41188583687337841842011-06-17T17:00:47.993-07:002011-06-17T17:00:47.993-07:00n,mnmn,mnmSethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01228931713507309394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38522595143252374822011-06-17T15:43:18.834-07:002011-06-17T15:43:18.834-07:00GOOMFH anon 1:00GOOMFH anon 1:00Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49276071602172913522011-06-17T13:00:19.945-07:002011-06-17T13:00:19.945-07:00Everyone on the Internet is a pedologist.Everyone on the Internet is a pedologist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41001019477686029102011-06-17T12:59:06.283-07:002011-06-17T12:59:06.283-07:00Some asshole gestures downwards and says "......Some asshole gestures downwards and says "...and I study that"<br /><br />What are you pointing at, dude? Your feet (podiatrist)? The floor itself (architect)? The stuff the covering the floor (textile science/wood science/linoleum science)? Maybe we're outside. Are you pointing at the plants on the ground (botanist)? The soil under the plants (pedologist)? The sidewalk (highway engineer)?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com