tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post5680350991539568292..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 680: shit cocksCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger53125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43760922189037687902010-01-01T16:32:56.983-08:002010-01-01T16:32:56.983-08:00To be fair I know a fair amount of people who aren...To be fair I know a fair amount of people who aren't religious (and some who are strongly anti-religious) who celebrate Christmas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37925878065231263882010-01-01T10:21:56.799-08:002010-01-01T10:21:56.799-08:00I'm not even Christian, why would I give a fuc...I'm not even Christian, why would I give a fuck if it's Christmas or not?<br /><br />$1aloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01318832080088871491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18051763470917032162010-01-01T10:19:17.248-08:002010-01-01T10:19:17.248-08:00Yeah, who has fifteen minutes of free time on an i...Yeah, who has fifteen minutes of free time on an incredibly lazy day when everything is closed and there is nothing to do except hang out with family?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46307129465394468822010-01-01T10:15:18.112-08:002010-01-01T10:15:18.112-08:00To be honest, who posts a hate-rant about a web co...To be honest, who posts a hate-rant about a web comic on christmas? Did you not have better things to do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13852485783137433672009-12-31T05:43:20.183-08:002009-12-31T05:43:20.183-08:00"I raped and killed a young girl in 1990, for..."I raped and killed a young girl in 1990, for what it is worth."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49923267284055740242009-12-31T01:06:48.348-08:002009-12-31T01:06:48.348-08:00"9/11 made me laugh pretty hard, for what it ..."9/11 made me laugh pretty hard, for what it is worth."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50587528902766248562009-12-30T22:45:02.609-08:002009-12-30T22:45:02.609-08:00the 9/11 joke made me laugh pretty hard, for what ...the 9/11 joke made me laugh pretty hard, for what that is worth.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66353670094563874002009-12-28T07:33:04.805-08:002009-12-28T07:33:04.805-08:00Frankly this is about as much effort as I'd ex...Frankly this is about as much effort as I'd expect most webcomics to put into a Christmas day strip, assuming they post one at all.<br /><br />I don't think Randall really thought this one was his crowning comedic work either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36440767901892013482009-12-27T15:20:07.157-08:002009-12-27T15:20:07.157-08:00What
$22What<br /><br />$22aloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01318832080088871491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73341859232727001122009-12-27T14:51:55.039-08:002009-12-27T14:51:55.039-08:00The author draws attention to an interesting (to h...The author draws attention to an interesting (to him) thought: That of his parents when he was conceived.<br /><br />He is able to deduce that, since he is 27 and born on the 25th of December, his parents must have had engaged in coitus during a severe blizzard in April of 1982, due to the blizzard. It has escaped the authors attention that every parent has had sex 9 months before they were born, blizzard or no.<br /><br />Which brings us to the main issue.<br /><br />Having been brought up in a culture fraught with taboos concerning sexuality, the author has never been able to overcome his Oedipal tendencies. He is unable to come to terms with the sexual intercourse between his parents for two reasons: Firstly he would thus be acknowledging his attraction to his nude mother, and secondly, to picture his father's amorous advances- the anger he would feel at this would legitimize his apprehension.<br /><br />The author has repressed his urges very thoroughly over the years, but they continue to manifest as apparently random obsessions. For example, an unrelated coincidence of chronology leads the author to investigate the circumstances of his birth, and thereby "stumble" on certain conclusions: Given that the discovery is upsetting for the author, he explains that it was found by accident. However, it is clear that his by now obsessed subconscious dragged him down the shortest path available.<br /><br />But, faced with the demons of his early youth, the author faces a new, strange paradox: His mother is now aged, and hardly as attractive physically. Neither is the feeling of security which she would once supply as strong: The author has been forced to be self-sufficient for a number of years. She is no longer the perfect mate that she once was.<br /><br />And the father? He is frail and old as well. He is no longer a threat, nor a serious rival to the author, who is in his prime. In short, the author has defined his adolescent and adult life in anticipation of the ultimate contest against his father, and the ultimate reward of his mother's sexual attentions. He is underwhelmed. His subconscious is underwhelmed. The only choice left is to "laugh it off", claim that it is all a good natured joke, and repress this memory deep in his mind where it will not often bother him.<br /><br />Once his anticlimactic experience is emasculated in this manner, the author is able to reinterpret his internal narrative, and once again place himself in the middle of his story: Until the time comes once more for the "real" face-off with his father.Person Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03486274284758665991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11093684339086685902009-12-27T11:18:12.941-08:002009-12-27T11:18:12.941-08:00PS harry: http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/search?q=l...PS harry: http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/search?q=lame<br /><br />Ctrl+F 'lame' GUESS WHO IS FOND OF CALLING COMICS LAMErshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4135433433043092172009-12-27T11:14:34.008-08:002009-12-27T11:14:34.008-08:00I like that! "Desperate posing that is trying...I like that! "Desperate posing that is trying way too hard and entirely forgets about and dispenses with being funny."<br /><br />I'm never sure where fuckwits like you get the impression that (a) we are trying hard at all or (b) we are desperate. We get it, your delicate psyche can't handle a change in authorial tone and you decide to take it out on the other writers. But disliking someone doesn't mean they are trying very hard, nor that they are "desperate." I mean, what would we desperate for? To post? That is super easy. For approval? WE ARE WRITING AN XKCD SUCKS BLOG. And what is desperate about this post? Or any post? Does it look like a lot of effort was put in? <br /><br />I can't speak definitively for Aloria, but I know that when I write a post it takes me maybe ten, fifteen minutes. I usually don't even think about the jokes. Sometimes I will go out on a limb and have a joke that runs through the whole post, but that doesn't have any involved effort. I write as it comes to me.<br /><br />I am sure Aloria is the same way.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5184497906627970172009-12-27T11:01:10.344-08:002009-12-27T11:01:10.344-08:00I mean, really, hey: You called it lame.
WOW YEAH...I mean, really, hey: You called it lame.<br /><br />WOW YEAH that's what I come on this blog for right?? TO SEE SOMEONE CALL SOMETHING "LAME". That is so intelligent and insightful. WOW. What a devastating and biting commentary on the Quality of the comic to this day. YOU CALLED IT LAME.<br /><br />I MEAN WOW.Harrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81638869678850025762009-12-27T10:59:31.499-08:002009-12-27T10:59:31.499-08:00Carl writing = biting criticism that is funny
oth...Carl writing = biting criticism that is funny<br /><br />other guys writing, including this one = desperate posing that is trying way too hard and entirely forgets about and dispenses with being funnyHarrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57189014658950589152009-12-26T18:15:35.361-08:002009-12-26T18:15:35.361-08:00Do you think it's childish for Randall to crit...Do you think it's childish for Randall to criticise the Star Wars Holiday Special, or Vista, or Michael Bay movies, or a thousand other things on his webcomic?<br /><br />"No-one cares about your self-delusional rants about a webcomic."<br /><br />Randall does.<br />http://www.isowantone.com/heisnotrandall.jpgR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44045599410645294242009-12-26T18:09:38.652-08:002009-12-26T18:09:38.652-08:00"humerous"
A webcomic of romance, sarca..."humerous"<br /><br />A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math and <i>language</i>.R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31851318818016987362009-12-26T17:48:33.676-08:002009-12-26T17:48:33.676-08:00A random reference! That means it must be funny! S...A random reference! That means it must be funny! Someone is learning from Randal.Patricoohttp://www.dollarninjas.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29989892834161828342009-12-26T17:48:14.770-08:002009-12-26T17:48:14.770-08:00Making more sense than Kayne west is the equivilen...Making more sense than Kayne west is the equivilent of being manbearpig.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49056341663961316722009-12-26T17:45:47.201-08:002009-12-26T17:45:47.201-08:00Relevant!Relevant!rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15450784941828588592009-12-26T17:43:02.307-08:002009-12-26T17:43:02.307-08:00Hey rob, Im real happy for you and imma let you fi...Hey rob, Im real happy for you and imma let you finish, but kanye west makes more sense then you. MORE THAN YOU!<br /><br />good night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46377972390337393782009-12-26T17:42:08.831-08:002009-12-26T17:42:08.831-08:00We're having fun. Think of it as bad movie nig...We're having fun. Think of it as bad movie night, but with webcomics.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64783789283968909232009-12-26T17:40:35.952-08:002009-12-26T17:40:35.952-08:00I like your style, Rob.
Though still, don't y...I like your style, Rob.<br /><br />Though still, don't you think you're just being childish?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9147793003326880442009-12-26T17:36:29.426-08:002009-12-26T17:36:29.426-08:00...That comment is pathetic.
I mean, you are ranti......That comment is pathetic.<br />I mean, you are ranting about a BLOG, and clearly, not the one for you. You obviously don't understand the humour, and you are ranting about it. Or maybe you do understand the humour, and feel that you are superior to those who feel that XKCD sucks is humerous <i>[sic]</i>, such as myself, and then you see fit - in your own arrogance - to proceed to call us sick, perverted (I've read some of your past posts before commenting on this) and stupid for these jokes. The very fact that you are ranting on the internet about other content on the internet proves to me that you should be evicted from the gene pool.<br /><br />Maybe I'm being harsh, but quite frankly, you disgust me. Attacking a blog is pathetic, and attacking the creator of the blog is just downright indecent.<br /><br />If you don't like XKCD Sucks, then good for you. But hey! Heads up! No-one cares. No-one cares about your self-delusional rants about a blog.<br /><br />But, it seems you have some people who share your opinon <i>[sic]</i>. It is to be expected, and obvious. NOt everyone likes the same thing. But to post a comment to attack the blog and the blog's creator personally is just, as I have repeated, pathetic.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65556212091487356272009-12-26T17:36:10.504-08:002009-12-26T17:36:10.504-08:00"No-one cares about your self-delusional rant..."No-one cares about your self-delusional rants about a webcomic."<br /><br />Obviously you must, at least a little, otherwise you wouldn't take the time to write at such lengths on how pathetic you think we are. <br /><br />$21aloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01318832080088871491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2641132513989187602009-12-26T17:33:50.163-08:002009-12-26T17:33:50.163-08:00...This blog is pathetic.
I mean, you are ranting ......This blog is pathetic.<br />I mean, you are ranting about a WEBCOMIC, and clearly, not the one for you. You obviously don't understand the humour, and you are ranting about it. Or maybe you do understand the humour, and feel that you are superior to those who feel that XKCD is humerous, such as myself, and then you see fit - in your own arrogance - to proceed to call us sick, perverted (I've read some of your past posts before commenting on this) and stupid for these jokes. The very fact that you are ranting on the internet about other content on the internet proves to me that you should be evicted from the gene pool.<br /><br />Maybe I'm being harsh, but quite frankly, you disgust me. Attacking a webcomic is pathetic, and attacking the creator of the webcomic is just downright indecent. <br /><br />If you don't like XKCD, then good for you. But hey! Heads up! No-one cares. No-one cares about your self-delusional rants about a webcomic. <br /><br />But, it seems you have some people who share your opinon. It is to be expected, and obvious. NOt everyone likes the same thing. But to set up a website to attack the webcomic and the webcomic's creator personally is just, as I have repeated, pathetic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com