tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post5582133247884684504..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 925 and 926: Boredom Given FormCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84815260955292485052011-07-20T17:04:56.069-07:002011-07-20T17:04:56.069-07:00Of course you didn't. You shall now go to slee...Of course you didn't. You shall now go to sleep and remomber none of this.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78329102939418843162011-07-20T15:01:11.930-07:002011-07-20T15:01:11.930-07:00But, but... I didn't say anything at 12:02.But, but... I didn't say anything at 12:02.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9558250088975425152011-07-20T14:12:46.936-07:002011-07-20T14:12:46.936-07:00To whom it may concern:
I am Steve Surloin of Han...To whom it may concern:<br /><br />I am Steve Surloin of Handshaft and Rogers LLC representing Randall Patrick Munroe. The material posted by "That's what she" on July 20, 2011 12:02 PM contains text from an unpublished diary by Mr Munroe.<br /><br />I have good faith belief that the use of copyrighted materials described in the previous paragraph is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent or the law.<br /><br />Under penalty of perjury, I affirm that the information contained in the notification is accurate.<br /><br />Pursuant to 17 USC 512, please remove and/or limit access to the infringing material as soon as possible.Steve Surloinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54049074194012235442011-07-20T13:25:12.927-07:002011-07-20T13:25:12.927-07:00I like the ending.
Captcha: harmer. Can't I ...I like the ending. <br /><br />Captcha: harmer. Can't I just scare 'er a little?That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70379296170278578402011-07-20T13:19:35.301-07:002011-07-20T13:19:35.301-07:00ALT-F fidgeted with the pointed ears of her latex ...ALT-F fidgeted with the pointed ears of her latex mask as she looked down on the young roboticist, whose head was buried between her legs.<br /><br />"Yin's always been a good lapdog, innit?" she said, chuckling to herself.<br /><br />Randall continued tonguing his way through the cheesy white secretions in the folds of her labia, his fingers gently caressing her protruding uterus. He would take his time, as he always tried to, so he could savour every moment of this beautiful experience.<br /><br />But, as always, his impatient mistress clamped her thighs together and began grinding herself against his helpless face.<br /><br />"Maybe you should get to the nub of the matter?" she said. As if in affirmation, her primordial, prehensile clitoris began writhing furiously over his nose, his lips, his eyes. ALT-F always claimed she had no control over it, but Randall had his doubts. He opened his mouth to let the wriggling tendril in.<br /><br />"Cunt vincit omnia, eh?" giggled ALT-F. Randall began sucking, and before long she was arching her back in shuddering delight. She released the gasping nerd from the vice of her thighs, and looked down to inspect his handiwork.<br /><br />They both saw it together - the small piece of fungal growth, peeking cheekily from her folds.<br /><br />"Ya missed a bit, ya cunt!" said ALT-F. Randall sighed, and turned away in shame and failure. As easy as it would be to finish the job, he wasn't allowed to.<br /><br />He didn't get do-overs.Definitely not Kittennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36200336996022146722011-07-20T12:55:16.284-07:002011-07-20T12:55:16.284-07:00Nursing such a heavy boner from that ALTF/Randall ...Nursing such a heavy boner from that ALTF/Randall story.<br /><br />That should not have turned me on.<br />It wont go down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36573368631610567892011-07-20T12:09:27.571-07:002011-07-20T12:09:27.571-07:00Hey, no-one said the Nazis were FUCKING. That woul...Hey, no-one said the Nazis were FUCKING. <i>That</i> would just be sick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13819563012314390642011-07-20T12:07:13.224-07:002011-07-20T12:07:13.224-07:00Looking back through this thread, I'd like to ...Looking back through this thread, I'd like to rhetorically ask: how did we get from Harry Potter to FUCKING NAZI TWIN DISSECTIONS?Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26121738705769153692011-07-20T12:02:05.011-07:002011-07-20T12:02:05.011-07:00Randall pulled up a chair. It was the only thing h...Randall pulled up a chair. It was the only thing he'd ever pulled. Apart from Megan's hair, but that was no longer possible since the cancer.<br /><br />He sat down. And when I say down, I mean relative to the earth. Randall was a NASA roboticist, so he had a unique scientific perspective of up and down.<br /><br />He turned on his computer. Not with a axe, but with MSPAINT.<br /><br />He drew furiously, and spluttered. He knew smoking was bad for him - he'd read all the abstracts on PubMed (oh! to get a place at college with a full subscription) - but his <i>101 Ways to Help Birds</i> was clear that a lady always liked her man to come home with a worm in his mouth. That had to have been what it meant.<br /><br />Randall was very careful with words, you see. Almost too literal. He suffered from the most common psychological condition found online: idiocy.Pon Raulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41793443203240075912011-07-20T11:36:32.304-07:002011-07-20T11:36:32.304-07:00ALTF couldn't sleep. Her mind was spinning, as...ALTF couldn't sleep. Her mind was spinning, as it always does, with new ideas for her up and coming dildo business, Cunt Buddies. <br /><br />She looked at the digital clock. 2:34. She pulled herself to her feet to get a snack.<br /><br />In the light of the refrigerator, she caught a glimpse of a naked man standing in the corner. She jumped in fright, dropping her peanut butter and Flinstone chewable vitamin sandwich on the floor. By the miniscule size of his bare genitalia, she realized who it was.<br /><br />"Randall!" she exclaimed. She immediately rushed to him and dropped to her knees to serve his cock, arousing it to its full 2-inch erection. Her own special place literally dripping with excitement, she continued working his, alternating between sucking and squirting it with breast milk. He was in heaven.<br /><br />Randall tried to speak, but all he could manage to get out was "That reminds me of... you know... um... that movie... uh... where...." He never had a way with words, or girls either, for that matter. He suspected the only reason ALTF was into him was because she was secretly a man. But it was her right to keep her sex a secret. He had worked hard to protect that right. <br /><br />When he finally came, he squealed with excitement and his body throbbed uncontrollably for several minutes. ALTF just laid on the floor in a submissive position. <br /><br />When Randall finally recovered, he left without a word, as quickly and unexpectedly as he had arrived. ALFT was left alone, frustrated and aroused. He had not reciprocated. Randall Munroe never reciprocated.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41223067194558014262011-07-20T11:01:31.217-07:002011-07-20T11:01:31.217-07:00I won't be satisfied until I get some Randall/...I won't be satisfied until I get some Randall/ALTF.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85933194300957041382011-07-20T10:25:07.083-07:002011-07-20T10:25:07.083-07:00@Chaos
'Pedophile' means 'child-likin...@Chaos<br /><br />'Pedophile' means 'child-liking'. 'Pedo' just means child.<br /><br />@The Nazi body hair fetishist the Internet was bound to deliver<br /><br />Oh my god. I thought that was just fanfic, but then I googled it and it's FREAKING TRUE! That's some High Octane Nightmare Fuel, right there, ahh!Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55150893218392278982011-07-20T09:35:01.243-07:002011-07-20T09:35:01.243-07:00@Doof it's important to put a typo at the end ...@Doof it's important to put a typo at the end because it confirms that someone's read all the way through it. Thanks for playing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-946985431039061912011-07-20T09:26:44.036-07:002011-07-20T09:26:44.036-07:004:57 : several but no more? i'll take that as ...4:57 : several but no more? i'll take that as a compliment.R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87948977225476956172011-07-20T09:23:31.756-07:002011-07-20T09:23:31.756-07:00"they were taken two the dissection laborator..."they were taken two the dissection laboratory."<br /><br />"Two" is a number, you dumb shit.Doofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2250362215936416882011-07-20T09:15:27.480-07:002011-07-20T09:15:27.480-07:00The twins were examined from head to toe. Measurem...The twins were examined from head to toe. Measurements of every inch were taken. Dr. Mengele demanded specific and careful exams. If any detail was missed the staff, usually a prisoner doctor, would be punished. The twins were allowed to keep their hair for the first several days of the examination. After all the living data was taken the twins would be killed by a single injection of chloroform in the heart. Care was taken to insure the twins died at the same time. The twins were then dissected with the organs being sent to research centers.<br /><br />Prisoner doctors tell of the fate of two Hungarian twins who arrived at Auschwitz late in 1943. Dr. Mengele was at the camp selection. The train arrived in the very early morning. Three sets of twins were found. They were taken to the experimental block. Dr. Mengele ordered the two Hungarian twins be placed in the examination room. The two Hungarian twins young men age 18 were described as "extremely athletic and handsome." They had much body hair and were allowed to keep it for the first few weeks. The twins were showered and returned nude to the examination room. The examination started at the head . All parts of their heads were examined. The head examination took almost days. They were then completely X-rayed . The next part of the examination consisted of tubes being forced through their noses and into their lungs. They were then ventilated with a gas which caused them to cough so severely they had to be restrained. The sputum from the lungs was collected for examination.<br /><br />The twins were then photographed for several days . The purpose of the photographs were to show hair patterns. They were each forced to stand, bend, and kneel in many positions to accomplish the photographs. For example, they were required to stand with their arms lifted for many hours so the under arm hair could be photographed.<br /><br />After the photographs were finished they were awoken very early in the morning. They were taken into a room with tables and a hot water vat. The water in the vat was very hot. They were made to sit in the water until they were ready to pass out from the heat. They were then strapped to a table where their hair was plucked out trying to save the hair root. They were put back into the hot vat several times. After enough hair was collected, they were totally shaven of every hair on their body. The twins were then again extensively photographed without hair.<br /><br />The twins then received several two liter enemas which caused them much pain and discomfort. The boys on different days were strapped over a bench table and their rectums were hyper descended after which they received an extensive lower gastric intestinal examination. This extensive procedure was performed without any anesthesia. The young men were crying so loud that Doctor Mengele ordered they be gagged. The next day they received a painful and humiliating urological examination. In this examination tissue samples were taken from the kidneys, prostate, and testicles. Several semen samples were forcefully taken over two days.<br /><br />After this three weeks of tortuous medical examinations they were taken two the dissection laboratory. Using two doctors, each twin was simultaneously given an injection in the heart, taking their lives. They were dissected and their organs were sent to the Institute of Biological Racial and Evolutionary Research Berlin.The Nazi body hair fetishist the Internet was bound to delivernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19278280344061981122011-07-20T09:10:57.257-07:002011-07-20T09:10:57.257-07:00@8:58: You're right about dandies, but the aim...@8:58: You're right about dandies, but the aim was neither to create a child-like sexual object nor did the habit pervade Western culture to the extent that it created a new image of the ideal man. The majority of people simply didn't have the resources to pamper themselves, and many of the rest mocked the style.<br /><br />I love queening it up from time to time - as does any British public school closet faggot. But the rest of the time I consider acceptable scent to be achieved through washing rather than perfume and any man to be expected to have an amount of body hair, sweat and stubble.<br /><br />But I think you're agreeing with me. The point is for people to be happy with nature's lot while not ignoring that there are freakish extremes which don't need to be lauded.<br /><br />tl;dr The white knight woman-child that is Randall Munroe is the worst possible role model.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35019503918189084042011-07-20T09:05:05.480-07:002011-07-20T09:05:05.480-07:00"both men and women are, in this day and age,..."both men and women are, in this day and age, expected to shave off their body hair"<br /><br />What? No. I don't know what country you live in, but in America, the majority of men do not shave their body hair, nor do women want them to.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83559144060318734002011-07-20T08:58:49.250-07:002011-07-20T08:58:49.250-07:00@7:17 ever heard of dandies? What about the romant...@7:17 ever heard of dandies? What about the romantic movement? These did not laud a particularly primal male aesthetic.<br /><br />Chaos: body hair on women isn't gross. I love it as long as isn't too ridiculously thick and dark and is kept clean enough to not be harbouring sweat and bacteria. Stop projecting your socially acquired body image issues on others.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50402014580456176102011-07-20T08:55:24.559-07:002011-07-20T08:55:24.559-07:00@on-topic
u mad, bro?@on-topic<br />u mad, bro?Penile burninationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72082513241943193862011-07-20T08:50:38.504-07:002011-07-20T08:50:38.504-07:00Hey pedos! (or is it pedoes? anyway). I can't ...Hey pedos! (or is it pedoes? anyway). I can't help but notice that there is no reference to Adolf Hitler in this thread. What a shame. So here i go:<br /><br />Adolf Hitler.<br /><br />You're all nazi pedophiles.Rochambeaunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56521937591627563432011-07-20T08:31:33.961-07:002011-07-20T08:31:33.961-07:00Also, um...isn't "same applies to women&q...Also, um...isn't "same applies to women" exactly what I just said? That both men and women are, in this day and age, expected to shave off their body hair? Because I'm pretty sure that was like my whole point. <br /><br />So I guess you prefer women who don't shave their legs or armpits or anything, and you think anyone who DOESN'T prefer that is a pedo?Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08409231090436554623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48515342424683930942011-07-20T08:26:35.805-07:002011-07-20T08:26:35.805-07:00Circumcision is totally gross and wrong, but I don...Circumcision is totally gross and wrong, but I don't see how that has ANYTHING to do with the fact that body hair on either sex is totally unattractive.Chaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08409231090436554623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31608623119404158562011-07-20T07:47:11.041-07:002011-07-20T07:47:11.041-07:00lol @ 7:32's Jew-mutilated cock.
HEY, Penile,...lol @ 7:32's Jew-mutilated cock.<br /><br />HEY, Penile, if I want to mutilate my cock I have that choice. Whereas you will be half a man until you die and there is nothing you can do about it.Very much on-topic posternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23664399068852704722011-07-20T07:32:21.933-07:002011-07-20T07:32:21.933-07:00lolz @ 7:17's anteaterlolz @ 7:17's anteaterPenile burninationnoreply@blogger.com