tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post5422925434681132845..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1068-1070: Words For Terrible ComicsCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger146125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38195982469927380772012-06-26T00:08:49.385-07:002012-06-26T00:08:49.385-07:001069 was a joke about how hard English is to learn...1069 was a joke about how hard English is to learn. It was the best of the three in my opinion.Himehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09065840619104484612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42188849647753497172012-06-25T16:55:31.761-07:002012-06-25T16:55:31.761-07:00Become a vapid, uninspired, pandering webcomic dra...Become a vapid, uninspired, pandering webcomic drawer with a poster selling business and YOU TOO can live every day like it's Saturday!<br /><br />PS: Money is a social construct. Randy should give away his posters for free.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23299278323047133902012-06-25T14:38:15.417-07:002012-06-25T14:38:15.417-07:00shaka shaka shaka shaka khanshaka shaka shaka shaka khanAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46988609486561850702012-06-25T12:35:11.512-07:002012-06-25T12:35:11.512-07:00depends which way im twisting it at the timedepends which way im twisting it at the timeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72697431456800447282012-06-25T12:19:57.295-07:002012-06-25T12:19:57.295-07:00depends on your relative velocitydepends on your relative velocityAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50504203977503731832012-06-25T12:14:19.629-07:002012-06-25T12:14:19.629-07:00being a bigoted monster is a social construct, you...being a bigoted monster is a social construct, you anti-intellectual turd captainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9751342596788407792012-06-25T12:00:13.305-07:002012-06-25T12:00:13.305-07:00having a real job is a social contruct, you bigote...having a real job is a social contruct, you bigoted monsterRandall Munroehttp://xkcancerd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36042287397215921342012-06-25T09:44:18.922-07:002012-06-25T09:44:18.922-07:00which one? Shaka?which one? Shaka?weaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88493216554456007522012-06-25T07:13:35.076-07:002012-06-25T07:13:35.076-07:00Did you guys know that social conventions are not ...Did you guys know that social conventions are not unbreakable laws of nature? It's like I've been led out of the cave to see for the first time the world as it truly is.Brenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13482462671043316793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23574097791515959352012-06-25T04:47:58.067-07:002012-06-25T04:47:58.067-07:00I didn't expect you to know more about footbal...I didn't expect you to know more about football than me, weaselsoup, but thank you for the info. I feel like Hislop now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61369787932382131472012-06-25T02:28:27.753-07:002012-06-25T02:28:27.753-07:00well no, because a/ this has happened a lot, like,...well no, because a/ this has happened a lot, like, is this the sixth or seventh time it's happened to England in an international tournament since they introduced them 30 odd years ago - that's more than any other country I believe; b/ the very fact of it being 0-0 aet shows that they could have won it - Italy are by no means unbeatable at the momentweaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20069052664619420212012-06-25T00:21:12.148-07:002012-06-25T00:21:12.148-07:00Not that I watch or understand football, but isn&#...Not that I watch or understand football, but isn't "losing only on penalties" against Italy a good thing? Isn't that like having a race with God and only being pipped at the post?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70978212023984815372012-06-25T00:15:40.094-07:002012-06-25T00:15:40.094-07:00i think we're all much too heartbroken by the ...i think we're all much too heartbroken by the football to careweaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57494885683630707312012-06-24T22:40:45.861-07:002012-06-24T22:40:45.861-07:00In his latest comic, Randall reveals how long it&#...In his latest comic, Randall reveals how long it's been since he had a real job when he posits that an effective solution to the unwillingness of most people to end a period of rest and relaxation in order to begin working is to simply NEVER ALLOW THE PERIOD OF REST AND RELAXATION TO END. Tired of working? Just don't. In Randall's case, this means a shitty comic won't update, as opposed to the rest of us, who lose our livelihoods, the livelihoods of other people, and countless other valuable things besides.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91688757214840450402012-06-23T23:00:00.485-07:002012-06-23T23:00:00.485-07:00weaselsoup is clearly not in a couple.
Rob ate hi...weaselsoup is clearly not in a couple.<br /><br />Rob ate his other half.<br /><br />And Randall no longer has a couple to suckle on.<br /><br />Speaking of which, shout out to all my friends in Eng-er-land who haven't been able to access their money thanks to one of the largest banks in the country having financia^Wtechnical issues.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83138683514239851142012-06-23T22:59:01.323-07:002012-06-23T22:59:01.323-07:00BUNK! Neutrinos do not travel faster than light.
...BUNK! Neutrinos do not travel faster than light.<br /><br />http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2012/06/once-again-physicists-debunk.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29050302687833386052012-06-23T21:44:53.816-07:002012-06-23T21:44:53.816-07:00actually I heard he lost a lot of weight
what i&#...actually I heard he lost a lot of weight<br /><br />what i'm getting at here is that you aren't being very supportiveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13761453276200704072012-06-23T19:13:57.387-07:002012-06-23T19:13:57.387-07:00What i'm getting at here is that rob is fatWhat i'm getting at here is that rob is fatAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44916080328303791332012-06-23T17:59:23.380-07:002012-06-23T17:59:23.380-07:00:(((((((:(((((((rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43051912678709431162012-06-23T17:56:42.907-07:002012-06-23T17:56:42.907-07:00'I will have two slices' doesn't sound...'I will have two slices' doesn't sound definite at all when it's you saying it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91266436212750833602012-06-23T15:04:48.784-07:002012-06-23T15:04:48.784-07:00well, apparently the dictionary definition of '...well, apparently the dictionary definition of 'several' is 'Consisting of a number more than two or three but not very many' (Wiktionary). I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone using 'several' to mean 'two or more'. <br /><br />also, the others don't generally mean two, either. all of them imply that the number is somewhat indefinite in some way--and two is seldom an indefinite number. that is, if there's only two of something, people generally just say there's two of them. numbers like 'a few' and 'several' are used more often with three or more. 'there's several books on my desk' vs 'there's five books on my desk'--in most circumstances, the latter is providing unnecessary information.<br /><br />this is probably why 'couple' has come to mean 'two or more,' actually. despite traditionally referring to two, it falls into the same category as several, few, etc: it just sounds indefinite. so if I say 'wait a couple of days' or 'I'll have a couple slices' it doesn't sound as definite as 'wait two days' or 'I will have two slices'.<br /><br />in conclusion, yes, Randy is basically fudging things to make a 'joke.'rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48550757802077914372012-06-23T14:48:51.071-07:002012-06-23T14:48:51.071-07:00No, you.No, you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74757206072487345982012-06-23T11:40:45.290-07:002012-06-23T11:40:45.290-07:00Do people really say 'several' for two thi...Do people really say 'several' for two things, or is that just Randall fudging things to make a 'joke'?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39093409652499670692012-06-23T07:15:48.545-07:002012-06-23T07:15:48.545-07:00but YOU are anonymousbut YOU are anonymousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12301944789761542872012-06-23T04:25:25.816-07:002012-06-23T04:25:25.816-07:00*eats out
No, wait, that's Randa... ah!
Oh.*eats out<br /><br />No, wait, that's Randa... ah!<br /><br />Oh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com