tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post527256745467080630..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 908 and 909: The DepthsCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger153125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32404592248068745372011-06-13T21:42:14.522-07:002011-06-13T21:42:14.522-07:00@Anon 7:46 "Also, Magic School bus sucks.&quo...@Anon 7:46 "Also, Magic School bus sucks."<br /><br />NOPE.<br />Nostalgia goggles: activate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90335752288784348652011-06-13T17:16:59.068-07:002011-06-13T17:16:59.068-07:00"the guy with the backward baseball cap"..."the guy with the backward baseball cap"<br /><br />RALPHIE, YOU FUCK!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62664707501755586002011-06-13T16:37:56.144-07:002011-06-13T16:37:56.144-07:00In this comic Randy imagines he is the guy with th...In this comic Randy imagines he is the guy with the backward baseball cap. He wishes he had been so cool in school.<br /><br />You can tell because he is sitting at the front of the bus with teacher. But in the background his mind conjures up a complex milk pump. He is last off the bus because he had to wait for his fledgling erection to subside. Teacher wasn't very happy having to clamber over his seat, but teacher is used to Randy's odd behaviour.<br /><br />You see, Randy is special. No, it's not that he has Asperger's. It's just that he's a creepy pervert.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2527905858374234772011-06-13T16:05:01.885-07:002011-06-13T16:05:01.885-07:00Ching chong rama lama ding dong.Ching chong rama lama ding dong.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75592830336152683722011-06-13T15:28:33.255-07:002011-06-13T15:28:33.255-07:00im gayim gayAquarians Love To Fuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05600547396302996758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65500481768170000062011-06-13T15:01:23.710-07:002011-06-13T15:01:23.710-07:00I had happiness once.
Didn't care for it - it ...I had happiness once.<br />Didn't care for it - it chaffed. Or was that chafed?<br />Both I reckon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86023209493596475352011-06-13T14:47:50.230-07:002011-06-13T14:47:50.230-07:00@JustScott: We're all racists and prejudiced, ...@JustScott: We're all racists and prejudiced, and that's why we can't have happiness or nice things. Thanks a LOT guys. You really dropped the ball here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71538140626639366692011-06-13T14:39:07.190-07:002011-06-13T14:39:07.190-07:00@ Ravenzomg of Ontario,
As much as I would desire...@ Ravenzomg of Ontario,<br /><br />As much as I would desire to believe you, alas, it is not true.<br />Out of the context of social constructs a forensic pathologist can determine the 'race' of the individual who once lived on a disinterred skeleton. I've seen it take place in Lao PDR.<br /><br />We should also all care that Mr. Paperclip, above, spells like a Brit. That just ain't right.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78572444006270896432011-06-13T14:22:34.355-07:002011-06-13T14:22:34.355-07:00@ ThePirateKing,
Sheesh! I was just asking. And...@ ThePirateKing,<br /><br />Sheesh! I was just asking. And it's Ms. Paperclip to you by the way.<br /><br />@ Gamer_2k4,<br /><br />Thank you. Though, to me, 'out of the context' sounds awkward - the definite article is not appropos. 'Out of context' sounds more correct. But then, what do I know? I'm hopelessly bereft of any superior Caucasoid genes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16372423715512326882011-06-13T14:17:51.486-07:002011-06-13T14:17:51.486-07:00@Ravenzomg
No U@Ravenzomg<br /><br />No UJustScottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7412100766466766732011-06-13T14:15:40.535-07:002011-06-13T14:15:40.535-07:00Maybe you should care. Maybe your inattention to d...Maybe you should care. Maybe your inattention to detail makes you no better than Randall Munroe. Maybe it makes you less than Randall, because that detail is the tip of an iceberg, an iceberg constructed of the fact that your opinion is worthless. Maybe you should listen to my opinion, built as it is on the work of hundreds of educated, experienced individuals, rather than switching me off when I offer help. <br /><br />Have you ever died, ThePirateKing? Have you ever been pulled from that oblivion, each fibre of muscle and splinter of bone reforming in an agonising fire of rebirth, just so you can offer help that you know will be rejected, sending you hurtling back into that void? That is what I feel, ThePirateKing. I am a phoenix-mayfly with the knowledge of Alexandria at my powerless fingertips, desperate to be of service so that I might live a few minutes longer.<br /><br />And you compare me to ALT-F.<br /><br />Fuck you, ThePirateKing.<br /><br />Fuck you.Mr Paperclipnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19934707506041888172011-06-13T14:14:23.073-07:002011-06-13T14:14:23.073-07:00Race is a social construct, racist.Race is a social construct, racist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76292447157235842062011-06-13T14:03:21.810-07:002011-06-13T14:03:21.810-07:00Randall uses color in 911, but makes Tim and Keesh...Randall uses color in 911, but makes Tim and Keesha white? RACIST!JustScottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47770594082782257522011-06-13T14:00:57.713-07:002011-06-13T14:00:57.713-07:00It's legitimate, ALTF.It's legitimate, ALTF.Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81321422433810988812011-06-13T13:51:52.779-07:002011-06-13T13:51:52.779-07:00What are you, Mr Paperclip?
I don't know or ...What are you, Mr Paperclip? <br /><br />I don't know or care if "out of the context" is a legitimate phrase; what I meant was, that if you forget that Randall has an all-consuming obsession with wikipedia that pervades his comic, this strip would come off as pretty funny. <br /><br />But <em>in</em> the context of that obsession, it's just yet another wikipedia joke.ThePirateKinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03855894192400453985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90324633472209553142011-06-13T13:20:03.463-07:002011-06-13T13:20:03.463-07:00As you do to what you do best I see.As you do to what you do best I see.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85840145721018880232011-06-13T13:06:11.155-07:002011-06-13T13:06:11.155-07:00Stick to what you do best, Ting Tong.Stick to what you do best, Ting Tong.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6689559325246697092011-06-13T13:00:21.395-07:002011-06-13T13:00:21.395-07:00Dearest Regent of the Buccaneers,
Should it not b...Dearest Regent of the Buccaneers,<br /><br />Should it not be:<br /><br />"In the context of"?<br /><br />If "Out of the context" is a legitimate phrase, even with the definite article 'the', please correct me. I do yearn to write your language good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87303856287008043442011-06-13T11:30:57.652-07:002011-06-13T11:30:57.652-07:00Yey... Another Wikipedia joke...Yey... Another Wikipedia joke...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48860837858058336582011-06-13T11:22:18.040-07:002011-06-13T11:22:18.040-07:00I liked the latest one. Out of the context of the...I liked the latest one. Out of the context of the last 700 xkcds, it would have been, dare I say it, <em>a good comic</em>.ThePirateKinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03855894192400453985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48036272330300135812011-06-13T10:53:42.687-07:002011-06-13T10:53:42.687-07:00Not bad XKCDs recently. And the color doesn't ...Not bad XKCDs recently. And the color doesn't hurt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51553422359121378252011-06-13T10:32:08.018-07:002011-06-13T10:32:08.018-07:00JON, I ALREADY JERKED OFF TO THAT PICTURE LIKE EIG...JON, I ALREADY JERKED OFF TO THAT PICTURE LIKE EIGHT TIMESRANDALL MUNROEhttp://xkcd.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28818723036597106042011-06-13T10:14:04.854-07:002011-06-13T10:14:04.854-07:00I don't think this comic would've bothered...I don't think this comic would've bothered me as much if the word "Wikipedia" wasn't quickly becoming a substitute for an actual punchline in xkcd.<br /><br /><br />A much better strip:<br /><br />Panel 1<br />Kid: Ms. Frizzle, how do batteries work?<br />Friz: To the bus!<br /><br />Panel 2<br />[The bus's hood is open and the class is huddled around it, studying the battery inside.]<br /><br />Bam. Short, punchy, subversion of expectations, and NO WIKIPEDIA.Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80627795672143886132011-06-13T09:46:12.636-07:002011-06-13T09:46:12.636-07:00Has Randall heard of Wikipe-tan? Looks like his dr...Has Randall heard of <a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wikipe-tan_full_length.svg" rel="nofollow">Wikipe-tan</a>? Looks like his dreams may come true in a creepy hentai way.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42291603466064344042011-06-13T09:38:19.788-07:002011-06-13T09:38:19.788-07:00Denigrating black folk sucks.Denigrating black folk sucks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com