tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post5001794155067690852..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 991-992: Ten Years!Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger168125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54325163066034196932011-12-26T10:23:52.703-08:002011-12-26T10:23:52.703-08:00anon 5:56 tl; dr
plus, you're gay
captcha: b...anon 5:56 tl; dr<br /><br />plus, you're gay<br /><br />captcha: blicarl. You'b like to do crl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20820667075152252242011-12-26T09:13:29.640-08:002011-12-26T09:13:29.640-08:005:56, you do realise you've just summarised th...5:56, you do realise you've just summarised the evolution of capitalism.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71373817163881051492011-12-26T07:26:33.259-08:002011-12-26T07:26:33.259-08:00Anon556, get them that "donate a goat on thei...Anon556, get them that "donate a goat on their behalf" thing and then when you give them the card that says "you've helped a family of 6 survive the winter!" they can't be mad without being an asshole.<br /><br />That or just don't see your family until Easter when you can fight over other useless shit.ravenzomghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01071866294544174164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56852815225031419672011-12-26T05:56:18.792-08:002011-12-26T05:56:18.792-08:00I hated that holiday. It was horrendous. We some...I hated that holiday. It was horrendous. We somehow took an event needed to help get us through the harsh winters via sharing what we have into a useless mandatory buying frenzy where we spend money we don't have with companies that don't need to exist in order to buy things people don't need.<br /><br />No wonder everyone gets stressed out and feudal oven the holidays. It's ironic really: This year I tallied up how much I would spend on shite, then donated it all to several children's charities, and somehow got labeled a Grinch for doing so because I didn't put my efforts towards wasteful needless gifts for people that need nothing in life...<br /><br />FUCK the holidays.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90457218523443113822011-12-26T04:37:14.025-08:002011-12-26T04:37:14.025-08:00Holiday tip: Dont read today's xkcdHoliday tip: Dont read today's xkcdSilverSurfernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66147202393270209732011-12-26T03:50:49.079-08:002011-12-26T03:50:49.079-08:00IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
5 LEFTIT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN<br />5 LEFTFINAL COUNTDOWNhttp://finalcountdown.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68845217589815698192011-12-26T00:30:02.956-08:002011-12-26T00:30:02.956-08:00@3:45
I am also a homosexual.
Fancy that.@3:45<br />I am also a homosexual.<br />Fancy that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83093263423499721922011-12-25T15:45:08.317-08:002011-12-25T15:45:08.317-08:00I mean, I love Christmas, but I'm not IN love ...I mean, I love Christmas, but I'm not IN love with Christmas, you know?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8880576314559937912011-12-25T14:20:23.109-08:002011-12-25T14:20:23.109-08:00Wherever you are, my love will keep you safe,
Beca...Wherever you are, my love will keep you safe,<br />Because that substandard body armour the government's giving you sure as fuck won'tAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91855926773933703072011-12-25T13:59:08.051-08:002011-12-25T13:59:08.051-08:00In the '70s, Christmas songs were about ending...In the '70s, Christmas songs were about ending war.<br /><br />In the '80s, Christmas songs were about ending hunger.<br /><br />In the '90s, Christmas songs were about fat men in big spotty pink costumes.<br /><br />Today's Christmas number one celebrates military personnel.<br /><br />Twentieth century western society: good-spirited and successful while it lasted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61121334380366179002011-12-25T10:27:41.057-08:002011-12-25T10:27:41.057-08:00God bless you, anonymous.God bless you, anonymous.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36176411752770272772011-12-25T09:29:55.137-08:002011-12-25T09:29:55.137-08:00Well it looks like everyone's too afraid to po...Well it looks like everyone's too afraid to post on 25/12 lest they confirm to the world that they have no life. As usual, Anonymous steps up to the plate.<br /><br />captcha: dispot; the ruler of any country which would have written that 12/25.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16267376800773847262011-12-24T23:35:06.074-08:002011-12-24T23:35:06.074-08:00Finally she goes back to shitholistan
thank godFinally she goes back to shitholistan <br /><br />thank godAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-92078626202483916172011-12-24T21:20:17.999-08:002011-12-24T21:20:17.999-08:00Can Oliver See Down My Pants Pockets?
Also, Linna...Can Oliver See Down My Pants Pockets?<br /><br />Also, Linnaean taxonomic ranks are obsolete.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62802013818854880842011-12-24T16:42:32.005-08:002011-12-24T16:42:32.005-08:00fuck yeah only 23 hours until 365 days until that ...fuck yeah only 23 hours until 365 days until that fucking holidayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53146665670662450832011-12-24T15:12:16.340-08:002011-12-24T15:12:16.340-08:00I'm not sure if I have any liquor in my house ...I'm not sure if I have any liquor in my house and I can't leave to buy any. God I hope I find some.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71886029690003881742011-12-24T10:11:54.813-08:002011-12-24T10:11:54.813-08:00Merry Christmas to all xkcdsucks readers (unless y...Merry Christmas to all xkcdsucks readers (unless you're a Jew, in which case go fuck yourself)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11568508002392620252011-12-24T09:10:29.591-08:002011-12-24T09:10:29.591-08:00OP, you are consistent proof that a mission of mer...OP, you are consistent proof that a mission of mercy can be lucrative.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76837212977138467532011-12-24T09:00:25.359-08:002011-12-24T09:00:25.359-08:00See y'all in late March, 2012!
Nyuck, nyuck.
...See y'all in late March, 2012!<br /><br />Nyuck, nyuck.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39681808305403944932011-12-24T07:27:47.595-08:002011-12-24T07:27:47.595-08:00I woke up this morning to -16 Canadian degrees - 4...I woke up this morning to -16 Canadian degrees - 4 Yankee degrees. In 48 hours, as the crow flies, I'll be lubricating in glorious 35 Canadian degrees!<br />I'll be back, fortified with Extra-Happy Pizza, arresting those pesky Lao children who have the audacity to pilfer the property of the mighty US Government (40+/- year old unexploded munitions left over from the 'American War'). Well, at least arrest the ones who might survive the thievery in one piece that is - Uncle Sam usually doesn't bother with 'jurisdiction in rem' litigation on the 'clumsy' ones. This makes complete sense as an exploded 'bombie' is of no commercial value and, after all, you can't get blood from a stone.<br /><br />Envy me, my friends. Envy me indeed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31168140863194543792011-12-23T12:52:04.058-08:002011-12-23T12:52:04.058-08:001. Hot sauce
2. Sugar
3. Tea1. Hot sauce<br />2. Sugar<br />3. TeaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9216814587842338012011-12-23T12:31:19.939-08:002011-12-23T12:31:19.939-08:00i bet the calendar is MILK chocolate loli bet the calendar is MILK chocolate lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50957230450577172682011-12-23T09:20:38.022-08:002011-12-23T09:20:38.022-08:00He actually managed to stuff up and color one of t...He actually managed to stuff up and color one of the generic boxes. I bet somebody believes that was intended as a subtle message.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51518468039773432012011-12-23T08:27:12.573-08:002011-12-23T08:27:12.573-08:00It's hard to blame Randall since the generic b...It's hard to blame Randall since the generic brands thing happened when he was still being taken shopping by his parents and mentally developing perpetual motion. All the food he now purchases - pizza - comes from a fully branded Dominos or Pizza Hut.Marion Delgadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09493068399042656060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85881972885560553992011-12-23T08:21:50.163-08:002011-12-23T08:21:50.163-08:00lolwutlolwutFINAL CUNTDOWNnoreply@blogger.com