tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4875421738458570744..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 795: Lightning Strikes TwiceCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69821627569971198222010-09-23T17:34:56.094-07:002010-09-23T17:34:56.094-07:00Rob a severed head in a jar cannot sing, how many ...Rob a severed head in a jar cannot sing, how many times do we have to tell you thisAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18421495038147839642010-09-23T17:28:39.726-07:002010-09-23T17:28:39.726-07:00I am 100% perfect. all my exes sing my praises all...I am 100% perfect. all my exes sing my praises all the livelong dayrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57183354490205572632010-09-23T17:20:26.040-07:002010-09-23T17:20:26.040-07:00@UndercoverCuddlefish
Yeah, he's a clueless n...@UndercoverCuddlefish<br /><br />Yeah, he's a clueless nub. "Or they'll just laugh at you for having a short list". Yeah, because girls hate it when you've had nothing but a few serious relationships. They look at that and go "wow this guy is not a player I hate him", right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42948416953637536602010-09-23T17:16:55.433-07:002010-09-23T17:16:55.433-07:00Hi, Dave Sim, fancy seeing you here! :DHi, Dave Sim, fancy seeing you here! :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80982460250953055782010-09-23T14:17:04.175-07:002010-09-23T14:17:04.175-07:00hey guys today i learned that i am self obsessed b...hey guys today i learned that i am self obsessed because i am not an insecure little bitch<br /><br /><em>there is no in between</em>UndercoverCuddlefishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41907831512468770392010-09-23T13:26:46.210-07:002010-09-23T13:26:46.210-07:00Sorry 12:01 not all of us are paranoid misogynists...Sorry 12:01 not all of us are paranoid misogynists.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65742344778542815182010-09-23T12:06:28.169-07:002010-09-23T12:06:28.169-07:00i really hate randy and xkcd. normally its like &...i really hate randy and xkcd. normally its like "haha this is bad" bad but occasionally its "ugh.. this is so bad i want to post on a hate blog dedicated to hating this comic" bad. <br /><br />hey randy, guess what? you're a fuckwadEmilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47533037658925070832010-09-23T12:01:28.635-07:002010-09-23T12:01:28.635-07:00are you sure? you think none of them are spiteful ...are you sure? you think none of them are spiteful or double-crossing? you don't think you ever had trouble getting it up with one of them? did you have a time when you weren't comforting enough after a pet died or she had to break it off with one of her friends? Can you honestly say you were 100% perfect every single time you were with a girl to the point where any girl should never have a moral reason to turn you down?<br /><br />because if so, your next ex-girlfriend should put "too godamn self-obsessed"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82231809226886206262010-09-23T10:44:54.495-07:002010-09-23T10:44:54.495-07:00@anon7:55 dude i do not know what you are on about...@anon7:55 dude i do not know what you are on about<br /><br />my exes have nothing but good things to say about meUndercoverCuddlefishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21955179734141597902010-09-23T10:30:51.436-07:002010-09-23T10:30:51.436-07:00you could pay to have your profile changed
making ...you could pay to have your profile changed<br />making it useless if abused but whateverR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57581702400547064332010-09-23T07:55:13.559-07:002010-09-23T07:55:13.559-07:00Qlink: I think if they actually invented that mach...Qlink: I think if they actually invented that machine, virtually every date would immediately be fucked, since even good guys don't have a clean record for some reason or another. And the ones who do have clean records are the unconfident types who have no record at all, or guys who only dated a few girls who would get laughed at for having a tiny list.<br /><br />But no one would be more fucked than Randall: "dated one girl for 2 months, constantly made creepy comics about her. after break up, cried in the corner for half a year and proceeded to make comics about her on a high-traffic website for the next 4 years"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-58097977763758242342010-09-23T07:18:25.736-07:002010-09-23T07:18:25.736-07:00I know what the announcement is... "The rally...I know what the announcement is... "The rally to restore comedy".Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03537651727698889541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2014097465957658282010-09-23T05:36:20.016-07:002010-09-23T05:36:20.016-07:00Carl is in an intimate relationship with Randall M...Carl is in an intimate relationship with Randall Munroe through inquisitive and endearing emails. What started as hate is now love.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50739620590465522682010-09-23T05:14:09.847-07:002010-09-23T05:14:09.847-07:00Yes! Just when I was wondering how I could withsta...Yes! Just when I was wondering how I could withstand all the suspense before Carl's big fucking news, Achewood finally updated again!Ex-ambivalentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16011728661761556712010-09-23T04:58:24.613-07:002010-09-23T04:58:24.613-07:00Does anyone else think the guy in the 4th panel lo...Does anyone else think the guy in the 4th panel looks just like Jeph Jacques?<br /><br />Also: Amazon Women on the Moon is awesome!Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70369930270902088862010-09-23T02:02:13.872-07:002010-09-23T02:02:13.872-07:00holy christpunch randall is out of touch with real...holy christpunch randall is out of touch with reality<br /><br />none of this works<br /><br />at all<br />fuckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40814365121009367862010-09-22T23:45:16.334-07:002010-09-22T23:45:16.334-07:00Hey, person who kept trying to link to dontdatehim...Hey, person who kept trying to link to dontdatehimgirl.com with increasing frustration- THE SITE HAD ALREADY BEEN MENTIONED EARLIER IN THIS DISCUSSION. Telling us about it wasn't as urgent as you thought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32876981653291710732010-09-22T21:34:49.520-07:002010-09-22T21:34:49.520-07:00I suppose the rather profane fellow earlier in the...I suppose the rather profane fellow earlier in the thread never saw <i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVVkwtj6Rls" rel="nofollow">Amazon Women on the Moon</a></i>.<br /><br />(If you haven't, don't bother. It mostly sucked.)Qlinknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47187811595454982792010-09-22T21:22:52.215-07:002010-09-22T21:22:52.215-07:00re:796, Randall put a punchline as the last word/p...re:796, Randall put a punchline as the last word/presence in a comic. So, uh, points? I smirked. I sorta forgot what the three panels were about, I don't want to re-read them, and I'm honestly okay with that.<br /><br />Re: criticism of da blog. I still don't know why people expect objectivity from a site called "XKCDsucks". I'm not saying there ISN'T objectivity, but I mean... ESL or something? Is XKCD funny in its translations? Poorly translated Russian slang is pretty awesome. "Nice wheelbarrow!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33870059771276023012010-09-22T20:57:42.885-07:002010-09-22T20:57:42.885-07:00holy christ, never before have I gotten so much ho...holy christ, never before have I gotten so much horrible anger that was meant for blogger.com<br /><br />DUDE<br /><br />THEY SET UP THIS NEW SPAM DETECTION THING, IT'S WEIRD FOR ME TO GET THE HANG OF, SORRY. GOD.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11515100393016506292010-09-22T20:35:14.170-07:002010-09-22T20:35:14.170-07:00About the new comic,
I'm afraid many of you m...About the new comic,<br /><br />I'm afraid many of you missed some important points. One the punchline. This comic is making a crack at California, calling it liberal and willing to do stupid things. Living in California, I wholeheartedly agree and found this comic very amusing. <br /><br />And it doesn't say sex offender registries failed, it says they caused problems. Which they did. A lot of really dumb problems. As well as violating the sex offenders rights. This idea, while not new, is similar and dumb.<br /><br />Thank you for reading.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84482841070700381032010-09-22T17:25:03.247-07:002010-09-22T17:25:03.247-07:00that's not the admin, that's the softwarethat's not the admin, that's the softwarershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69913498731655496682010-09-22T17:18:52.933-07:002010-09-22T17:18:52.933-07:00Okay so since blogger or someone with admin privil...Okay so since blogger or someone with admin privileges and a penchant for cheap thrills keeps deleting my comment this is the the fourth time I'm writing this.<br /><br />There already exists a website where girls can go online and check out a list of awful exes and serial cheats- it's called don'tdatehimgirl (url's in my name)<br /><br />it was also founded several years ago. this is a good indicator that randall's joke (as it currently stands) is SO STALE that someone's actually made it a viable service.<br /><br />i.e been done >9000 times before, and randall's iteration adds nothing to the formula.what the flicking hell my comment's been deleted four times why?http://dontdatehimgirl.com/home/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40384868637919765822010-09-22T15:56:05.404-07:002010-09-22T15:56:05.404-07:00@Chaos however long ago.
No. Nono. Vampires Suck w...@Chaos however long ago.<br />No. Nono. Vampires Suck was as bad at being a comedy as Eclipse was at being a drama (Eclipse being the worst of the films so far), and a hell of a lot worse at being a comedy than Eclipse was at the same.ScottMcTonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13181841470352047462010-09-22T15:22:49.529-07:002010-09-22T15:22:49.529-07:00Chrisfs ...
Wow, a comment devoted on expressing...Chrisfs ... <br /><br />Wow, a comment devoted on expressing your annoyance at another person's work and it extends for at least a paragraph. You really need to move on and do something with your limited time on earth. Continually criticizing someone else's work is rather sad. I suppose the idea of just not reading it has been made and deemed not dramatic enough. <br />This will likely be my comment to you on this site.Black Philliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10077195928770835814noreply@blogger.com