tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4821625914442799953..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 914: Carl "Ugly" Wheeler's KidneysCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger105125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5398701756615756572011-06-24T17:21:28.365-07:002011-06-24T17:21:28.365-07:00I'd just like to say that 912 has perhaps the ...I'd just like to say that 912 has perhaps the greatest goatkcd of all time.Veshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06095687089196127511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78318907171274499512011-06-24T12:10:49.662-07:002011-06-24T12:10:49.662-07:00Brilliant review. In fact, I didn't get the jo...Brilliant review. In fact, I didn't get the joke until I read this review. 914: Big downthumb.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40245825490254511242011-06-24T11:31:27.772-07:002011-06-24T11:31:27.772-07:00I'm not anonymous. My name's "That...I'm not anonymous. My name's "That's what she."That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63954379942338946732011-06-24T11:14:42.378-07:002011-06-24T11:14:42.378-07:00@Anon 5:57: Click the name on the post.@Anon 5:57: Click the name on the post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11106225108044379892011-06-24T08:33:22.513-07:002011-06-24T08:33:22.513-07:00Is there like some online script thing where I can...Is there like some online script thing where I can take an xkcd comic and replace the speech. You know, something for the chronically lazy who don't want to mess with formatting by downloading the comic and the font and opening it up in some tool and shit. Cheers ears.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53605263398976455012011-06-24T06:48:41.976-07:002011-06-24T06:48:41.976-07:00Dear anonymice: This is how you do it. THAT IS ALL...Dear anonymice: <a href="http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab175/ravenzomg/fuckyou-1.png" rel="nofollow">This is how you do it.</a> THAT IS ALL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26501663916299705942011-06-24T06:47:52.947-07:002011-06-24T06:47:52.947-07:00Randall was a connoisseur. A gobbler of whangs par...Randall was a connoisseur. A gobbler of whangs par excellence.Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7457559583096593182011-06-24T06:32:21.403-07:002011-06-24T06:32:21.403-07:00WHAT-AM-I-FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!WHAT-AM-I-FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16542357150110749122011-06-24T05:57:45.960-07:002011-06-24T05:57:45.960-07:00@xkcd redux: I would have visited your link if you...@xkcd redux: I would have visited your link if you'd bothered to make it clickable.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42943539082039458032011-06-24T04:50:55.031-07:002011-06-24T04:50:55.031-07:00I'd rather lulzsec spilled Randall's email...I'd rather lulzsec spilled Randall's email account just so I can grep them for 'megan'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37573957902292774032011-06-24T04:50:35.156-07:002011-06-24T04:50:35.156-07:00I wonder when Randall's gonna stop making comi...I wonder when Randall's gonna stop making comics and just start giving handjobs to forum members. It would be pretty much the same, except he might make friends.Jasperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12723658300598891997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31059858060779047262011-06-24T04:45:30.377-07:002011-06-24T04:45:30.377-07:00Being fed up with post-punchline dialogues and oth...Being fed up with post-punchline dialogues and other too verbose comics, I'm trying a (probably very short-lived) blog with shortend versions of xkcd strips.<br /><br />http://xkcdredux.tumblr.com<br /><br />Just for fun, let's see how long it lasts...xkcd reduxhttp://xkcdredux.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4327699515090191722011-06-24T04:29:29.322-07:002011-06-24T04:29:29.322-07:00On the one hand, I hate plutarchy. On the other, I...On the one hand, I hate plutarchy. On the other, I hate leet haxors who haven't evolved as a species since winnuke was first released to kick Windows 95 users off IRC almost 15 years ago. On the other, I hate xkcd. And I'm as concerned about people I hate receiving credit as I am about their not suffering.<br /><br />This is a tough one. Maybe I should stop expressing my psyche so openly - I believe the standard is to pretend that you have healthy thoughts. May each survive on his merits and those who need help receive it, God bless America, &c.<br /><br />captcha: clensd. Thus I am.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1848853727560999162011-06-24T04:28:02.200-07:002011-06-24T04:28:02.200-07:00ugh
too internettyugh<br />too internettyR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80809354753200294102011-06-24T04:01:49.369-07:002011-06-24T04:01:49.369-07:00916 did NOT make me vomit up my breakfast, so that...916 did NOT make me vomit up my breakfast, so that's good.<br /><br />Do you guys think that we could get Lulzsec to take down xkcd? It would create much "butthurt" and "lulz" as the kids say these days.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4760293261197121222011-06-24T01:31:44.975-07:002011-06-24T01:31:44.975-07:00Anon 11:28 - GOOD ONE!!!!!!!Anon 11:28 - GOOD ONE!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43718035407769168202011-06-24T01:12:35.843-07:002011-06-24T01:12:35.843-07:00916: Security through obscurity does not a joke ma...916: Security through obscurity does not a joke make.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86364201664392399032011-06-23T23:28:39.394-07:002011-06-23T23:28:39.394-07:00Anonymous @ 11:21- show, don't tell us that xk...Anonymous @ 11:21- show, don't tell us that xkcdsucks frequenters always say such phrases. I certainly don't see the first one very often. I don't think you're an xkcdsucks regular at all; you're just a cuddlefish amirite?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-768383840663633252011-06-23T23:21:58.467-07:002011-06-23T23:21:58.467-07:00Phrases I hate that xkcdsucks-frequenters always s...Phrases I hate that xkcdsucks-frequenters always say:<br /><br />1. Amirite<br />2. Cuddlefish<br />3. Show, don't tell<br /><br />By posting this I'll have ensured that those phrases will never be heard on this site again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34293258269637195682011-06-23T21:56:27.776-07:002011-06-23T21:56:27.776-07:00Amirite or amirite?<a href="http://xkcd-sucks.blogspot.com/2011/06/comic-915-clueless-randall.html?showComment=1308891298148#c86309944569374952" rel="nofollow"> Amirite or amirite?</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48035228772502327922011-06-23T18:08:42.516-07:002011-06-23T18:08:42.516-07:00One notable example is one where two shipwreck sur...One notable example is one where two shipwreck survivors are clinging to a shellfish-encrusted rock in the ocean, and one says "Don't worry, we'll have plenty to eat; the oysters go all the way to the top!". You'd have to know that oysters actually live underwater to get the joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88412630220549132902011-06-23T17:17:30.976-07:002011-06-23T17:17:30.976-07:00I thought it was a tub of shit.I thought it was a tub of shit.stopbeingstupidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14860866633957025571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26575099961391270632011-06-23T17:17:24.111-07:002011-06-23T17:17:24.111-07:00The filthy river creature has a point. +1 Rochambe...The filthy river creature has a point. +1 Rochambeau.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71866968550513203272011-06-23T15:52:55.988-07:002011-06-23T15:52:55.988-07:00Xkcd's problem is more a problem of lack of ma...Xkcd's problem is more a problem of lack of mastering the tools of the sequential art than a problem of content. 915: the joke could be funny. I don't mind randomness: I laughed (in my head, I never lol, ever) at "surreal canadian porn", and the idea of pictures of Joe Biden eating a sandwich as an art form is amusing enough. But, god, this comic is painfully long and wordy. Main problem: you have a first punchline in the 3rd frame, and then the last frame is just illustrating the punchline (well... illustrating...) That's a lot of post punchline dialogue. Words are not the best friends of comics, and refraining from using too much of them is generally worth the effort. Also, trying to find a decent punchline when you have an amusing idea can transform a "that's kinda funny" into a big "HAHAHAHAHA" peed my pants.<br /><br />Pee.<br /><br />lolRochambeaunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52991174339193493122011-06-23T14:47:32.600-07:002011-06-23T14:47:32.600-07:00Step 1: Randall makes claim.
Step 2: Randall inve...Step 1: Randall makes claim.<br /><br />Step 2: Randall invents hypothetical scenario in which claim is true.<br /><br />Q.E.D., bitches.steventhehawknoreply@blogger.com