tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4748450152577877941..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 677: AssholesCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger143125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60465573960234456292009-12-26T08:46:25.558-08:002009-12-26T08:46:25.558-08:00Rob: "We used to have trolls with style. Trol...Rob: "We used to have trolls with style. Trolls with class. Trolls with panache."<br /><br />But isn't that what we have you for, Rob?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76578013062832656152009-12-23T19:26:25.924-08:002009-12-23T19:26:25.924-08:00denagerous may not be a real word. It may be a biz...denagerous may not be a real word. It may be a bizarre typo. You decide.daniel danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446227950144949576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59800629903573117762009-12-23T19:25:22.171-08:002009-12-23T19:25:22.171-08:00Yes, the Catch-22 expressed in the novel is as fol...Yes, the Catch-22 expressed in the novel is as follows:<br /><br />To get exempt from flying missions from the airforce, you have to be found to be insane. Anyone who has willingly flown the missions in the past would be considered insane because of how crazily denagerous they are. However, to be declared insane, you have to ask for the psychiatrist to evaluate you. However, asking for an evaluation is a sign of sanity, as only a sane man would want to get out flying the missions. So to be declared insane, you have to ask to be evaluated, but asking to be evaluated rules out being found insane, so you can't get out. It's a circular, unsolveable logical puzzle, not simply a situation of being 'between a rock and hard place' or 'damned if you do, damned if you don't'. In any case, in this comic, gas guzzling SUV and supposedly 'holier than thou' hybrid were hardly the only two transport options available to Mr Beret.daniel danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446227950144949576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40300604731199303242009-12-23T15:19:35.740-08:002009-12-23T15:19:35.740-08:00Most people use Catch-22 to mean something along t...Most people use Catch-22 to mean something along the lines of a difficult situation or one where any outcome will be bad, which is incorrect. In the book, its basically a rule that says the enitity enforcing a rule can do whatever it wants because the rule says so, but it doesn't have to show you the rule to prove it. It isn't actually even known if Catch-22 exists, because its existence doesn't have to be shown. It's all very circular and contradictory. An example would be if NO ONE would hire you for a job until you had experience. How would you then ever get the experience?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35083387699400090272009-12-23T12:48:57.705-08:002009-12-23T12:48:57.705-08:00Can someone tell me the definition of Catch-22. I...Can someone tell me the definition of Catch-22. I honestly don't see why it is not, as irratating it is to admit that of being called dumb.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74062876908586690582009-12-23T12:26:52.968-08:002009-12-23T12:26:52.968-08:00You can actually tell that ALTF is British by the ...You can <i>actually</i> tell that ALTF is British by the fact that over here "wanker" is an insult. Much as "ass" isn't.Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70149013449968949102009-12-23T03:59:29.426-08:002009-12-23T03:59:29.426-08:00Fernie: I thought you wanted to translate "do...Fernie: I thought you wanted to translate "don't talk shit", which isn't something you say in Italian. A correct way to say that would be "non dire stronzate". Also, if you were referring directly to Aquarians, you used the wrong verb - parlare can't be used in a transitive way. You only speak OF something (parlare DI qualcosa), you dont speak SOMETHING (parlare qualcosa). And "parlare di merda" just means "talking about shit" in a very literal sense.<br /><br />Now, Aquarians points out it might be used in some local dialect, such as Neapolitan. That might be, as Italian dialects often bear little resemblance to the language, and they are keen to completely disregard grammar and syntactics. I've never heard it in my life, but I'm from the north, and our dialects belong to an entirely different family.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7203141203352970572009-12-23T03:27:25.087-08:002009-12-23T03:27:25.087-08:00"That doesn't mean anything in Italian an..."That doesn't mean anything in Italian anyways. Don't try to be a smartass with languages by using google translator. "<br /><br />I didn't use a translator for that. And by "not meaning anything", you're saying that the phrase is syntatically wrong?Fernie Cantohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753446688169468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49638399214658863312009-12-22T18:32:27.237-08:002009-12-22T18:32:27.237-08:00oh shit
it was carl all alongoh shit<br /><br />it was carl all alongAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35931654328775859372009-12-22T18:25:22.793-08:002009-12-22T18:25:22.793-08:00how come no one is talking about the ASS TURDShow come no one is talking about the ASS TURDSCarlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42806406096084579262009-12-22T17:16:25.599-08:002009-12-22T17:16:25.599-08:00For Fuck's Sake
FINALLY!
Appreciation!
'...For Fuck's Sake<br /><br />FINALLY!<br />Appreciation!<br /><br />'lexical daisycutter' Fuck me from behind with a nom de plume, but I like, totally adore that and I'm nicking it.<br /><br />For your navigation needs - red to port and green to starboard.<br /><br />Love me; hate me; it matters little. Though hating affords the possibility of great make-up sex.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15625788551758331182009-12-22T16:55:57.660-08:002009-12-22T16:55:57.660-08:00ALTF- It's like you dropped a lexical daisycut...ALTF- It's like you dropped a lexical daisycutter on this thread;<br /><br />Navigating this wretched and verbose landscape I still can't decide whether to love, or hate you.Fuck's Sakehttp://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00241/ed_imgSNN0423I_241649a.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24155734750777197772009-12-22T16:41:44.759-08:002009-12-22T16:41:44.759-08:00NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!
I found the following in the ...NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I found the following in the unpublished archives of none other than our beloved:<br /><br />William "The Ergot" Monty Hughes<br /><br /><br /><br />Laa Laa, the yellow teletubby gives me the fucking horn. And you can tell she fucking loves it too.<br />Can you imagine waking up next to that every morning? You would not be able to keep your hands off her. Can you imagine slapping her big, round, yellow arse as you fucked her from behind, using the other hand to pull that antenna thing on the top of her head?<br /><br />'Eh oh!' she would scream in delight as you pounded her arsehole (assuming she has one).<br /><br />Imagine those big, brown eyes gazing up at you as she knelt down to suck your cock. Imagine shooting your load over her inexpressive, plastic face.<br />Fucking hell that teletubby gives me the horn.<br /><br />I think she might have a thing for Dipsy Wipsy though, the little slut.<br /><br />Next week: Barney avails himself of an orifice or two of Baby Bop!<br /><br />Creepy Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20029490405797311042009-12-22T16:14:31.086-08:002009-12-22T16:14:31.086-08:00To my dahling "I think therefore I am a mushr...To my dahling "I think therefore I am a mushroom" Cogito Ergot Sum<br /><br />Sorry, dahling but I never copy and paste links. If yins are too thick to code a live link then I'm out of luck.<br /><br />And in case your derogation is aimed at me, which it probably is as I am the centre of things 'round here, I would like to correct you:<br /><br />I am a fucking alcoholic whore. With the word fucking to be considered a verb and an adjective.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51877450327232971862009-12-22T15:34:39.167-08:002009-12-22T15:34:39.167-08:00-William Monty, esq
IQ 224
"Cogito Ergo Sum&q...-William Monty, esq<br />IQ 224<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"<br /><br />Good. Day.William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51454657803243529382009-12-22T15:34:01.000-08:002009-12-22T15:34:01.000-08:00Amazing!
Even blagspot knows you are an alcoholic ...Amazing!<br />Even blagspot knows you are an alcoholic whore, it must be prescient!<br />Evidence:<br />http://twitpic.com/upno5William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85511309540163093592009-12-22T15:29:46.366-08:002009-12-22T15:29:46.366-08:00I once almost got my arse kicked by a Marine becau...I once almost got my arse kicked by a Marine because I insisted that the USMC motto was: "Saepe Fidelis" not "Semper Fidelis"<br /><br />Semper = Always<br />Saepe = Often<br /><br />He did not hit me 'cause the Marines don't hit girls - unless of course they are married to them, paying for them or if they are LBFMs<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84436139136483288082009-12-22T15:27:38.282-08:002009-12-22T15:27:38.282-08:00"C'mon Willy everyone knows the proper pl...<i>"C'mon Willy everyone knows the proper plural of "penis" is "penii"."</i><br /><br />This is what an utter idiot would say. I know because you just said it.<br />Ahem: http://justgiblets.com/wp-content/uploads/old/feel_burn.jpg<br /><br />As a matter of fact, that is simply a common misconception concerning Latin held by the Unwashed Masses. "Peni" is perfectly correct and amicable whereas "penii" is an ABOMINATION. Against grammar and my infinite intelligence. I shall not stand for it.<br /><b>You</b> are wrong whilst <b>I</b> am right!<br /><br />-William Monty, esq<br />IQ 224<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"<br /><br />Good. Day.William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39099745677878569482009-12-22T15:21:25.872-08:002009-12-22T15:21:25.872-08:00Thank you Kirk, but I've enough to just manage...Thank you Kirk, but I've enough to just manage to respire much less aspire.<br />I enjoy engaging in abject slovenliness, though I've never been to Slovenia - they tell me it's nice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48396010153801671062009-12-22T15:15:22.484-08:002009-12-22T15:15:22.484-08:00C'mon Willy everyone knows the proper plural o...C'mon Willy everyone knows the proper plural of "penis" is "penii".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29442225148362190622009-12-22T15:14:07.868-08:002009-12-22T15:14:07.868-08:00Person #1 drooled:
"...inexactitude? That...Person #1 drooled:<br /><br />"...inexactitude? That's not funny..."<br /><br />It's not even a word vulva-breath!<br /><br />I refrain from neologisms out of principle, except when I said that mind.<br /><br />Dearest Monty Hughes,<br />Your latin is as bad as that scrawny whore who composed the Harry Potter crap.<br /><br />SIC "SAEPE" RETARDIS is not altogether malapropos<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12604669168936877382009-12-22T15:10:08.213-08:002009-12-22T15:10:08.213-08:00You misread, I was describing what you could aspir...You misread, I was describing what you could aspire to, not what you are, ALTF.Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16146459274295885156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9261191322398487562009-12-22T15:02:56.940-08:002009-12-22T15:02:56.940-08:00Please, you flatter me.
If only your opinions had...Please, you flatter me. <br />If only your opinions had any <i>meaning</i>! However, they do not. For you are a commentator on this "blag" (quotation marks are, of course, intentional as this is not so much a blag as a bileful <b>refuge</b> for the eternally <b>reviled</b>) other than me.<br /><br />One day, your beloved (it pains me to even type this!) Carl "Ugly" Wheeler shall FALL! Perhaps by MY hand!<br />And do you know what I shall exclaim?!<br />SIC SEMPER RETARDIS<br /><br />-William Monty Hughes, esq<br />IQ 224<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"<br /><br />Incidentally, it should be noted that a certain Mr. Rupert Lostman just happens to still enjoy Pokémon. A game intended for children, or apparently, those of equal intellect.<br /><br />GOOD DAY. YOU PENI*.<br /><br />* Latin plural for penis, you public schooled mutants! I know you're "reading" this.William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5015120141804629082009-12-22T14:50:08.097-08:002009-12-22T14:50:08.097-08:00"...combination of over-education, slovenline..."...combination of over-education, slovenliness and outdated ideas...."<br /><br />Well fuck me from behind with a Jackson Pollock cover of a Georgia O'Keeffe, you sure have me pegged.<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7148200491884826272009-12-22T14:39:53.586-08:002009-12-22T14:39:53.586-08:00inexactitude? That's not funnyinexactitude? That's not funnyPerson #1https://www.blogger.com/profile/17155647957555627795noreply@blogger.com