tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4303596300968416957..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 881: Boo Fucking HooCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger181125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83649220527134088902011-04-08T20:29:21.242-07:002011-04-08T20:29:21.242-07:00Oh rob... you're such a douche, it's almos...Oh rob... you're such a douche, it's almost funny.<br />Hmm, no, actually it's just sad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5416334386114202872011-04-06T17:37:11.121-07:002011-04-06T17:37:11.121-07:00I don't know any languages. I have tried to l...I don't know any languages. I have tried to learn. In fact, I have been attempting this worthless feat for some time. I'm writing in a language, but I have denied and am going to persist in asserting that this shan't prove nor will prove anything. What I have learned today from XKCDsucks comments is that conveyed meaning is irrelevant, but knowledge of tenses is key. If I can, if I could, if I should, if I might, if I must, I shall endeavor to try and improve, and thereby earn the love and adoration of all the trolls who would currently mock my pathetic attempts. I would have been celebrating at this point, but the suspicion remains that I will have been relentlessly attacked very soon. Oh well.Croakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27430461491814029822011-04-05T16:10:29.741-07:002011-04-05T16:10:29.741-07:00It's cool because he can speak to anyone south...It's cool because he can speak to anyone south of Texas with his 4th language.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75552799681499176542011-04-05T15:47:48.226-07:002011-04-05T15:47:48.226-07:00Well, English is my third language but I know a to...Well, English is my third language but I know a total of five. That outranks you somewhat, does it not? <br /><br />In order: Slavomacedonian, Russian, English, Latin, French. <br /><br />CAPTCHA: seshoriv; "I'd go to the seshoriv I could"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42723438258076272922011-04-05T15:47:29.685-07:002011-04-05T15:47:29.685-07:00How ... OrwellianHow ... OrwellianCapnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84364231746826962062011-04-05T15:43:13.583-07:002011-04-05T15:43:13.583-07:00Sorry, I messed up badly - it had to go.Sorry, I messed up badly - it had to go.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66967775365024389352011-04-05T15:41:05.245-07:002011-04-05T15:41:05.245-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86132826493103186412011-04-05T15:21:57.876-07:002011-04-05T15:21:57.876-07:00He said everyone with a Y chromosome is gendered m...He said everyone with a Y chromosome is gendered male?<br /><br />His grasp of karyotipic cytogenetics is questionable.<br />Swyer's Syndrome pops to mind.<br />I think he might be a cunt now - assuming your rendition of his words is accurate.<br /><br /><br />Anonymous at 2:50 PM said:<br /><br />"...I said had because she had ALS. As in she's dead. Should have been obvious-- but apparently not to you....."<br /><br />But! You prefaced your statement with the phrase: "I'm sure if I performed work..." This is in the present tense ongoing aspect which would require the past tense ongoing aspect 'has'. If you had written: "I am sure if I had performed work...." then 'had' would have been acceptable.<br />What is obvious to me is that you are an unlettered buffoon who had, but no longer has, a mother.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34074142473372501182011-04-05T14:59:41.925-07:002011-04-05T14:59:41.925-07:00yes. I found it especially amusing at the time tha...yes. I found it especially amusing at the time that Randy went to such lengths to make his questionnaire inclusive by asking about chromosomes instead of sex, and then just went and said everyone with a Y chromosome was gendered male.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41123894272872686182011-04-05T14:50:43.959-07:002011-04-05T14:50:43.959-07:00"If one had ALS that means they are either cu..."If one had ALS that means they are either cured now, or dead. You should have used the word 'has' - past tense ongoing aspect."<br /><br />I said had because she had ALS. As in she's dead. Should have been obvious-- but apparently not to you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44785866783696214442011-04-05T14:44:19.685-07:002011-04-05T14:44:19.685-07:00'fap'?
How cute!'fap'?<br /><br />How cute!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79892761300787632722011-04-05T14:42:07.667-07:002011-04-05T14:42:07.667-07:00We both know all about the difference between the ...We both know all about the difference between the social construct of Gender and the linguistic concept of Grammatical Gender.<br /><br />Don't we Rob?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33222826795559951672011-04-05T14:41:44.785-07:002011-04-05T14:41:44.785-07:00So Aquarians is intelligent, hot AND sexually adve...So Aquarians is intelligent, hot AND sexually adventurous?<br /><br />Awesome. I'm gonna go fap to those pics.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25060988286331938342011-04-05T14:37:44.224-07:002011-04-05T14:37:44.224-07:00Rob, you're wrong. You've never been so wr...Rob, you're wrong. You've never been so wrong, this was an awesome comic.<br /><br />From the top, Randall shows us some shitty graphs and statistics... I am already waiting to be pulled into another shitty stats comic. Randall probably found out something about the difference between bacteria and viruses or something. Then panel 3 happens, he talks about how he used to love statistics... I hesitate for a moment... he's not giving me some useless trivia only he thinks is funny. What is he doing? 4th panel, they're hugging. Someone is dying!? <br /><br />Shock sets in! Amazement! Statistics to give someone a life expectancy! Ooooh, what a dark turn of events this was! I was had, hook line and sinker, the dark twist at the end was more than I could handle and I burst out laughing. A bait and switch worth remembering. And the punchine! He managed it almost WITHOUT words! Just hugging! Sure, the art was shitty, but that hug clarified what was said in the previous panel! He actually managed to show rather than tell something! And it was FUNNY.Rinnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15762967955629382937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80694204771135557192011-04-05T14:30:24.429-07:002011-04-05T14:30:24.429-07:00"By the way you should really say 'sex..."By the way you should really say 'sex' not 'gender'. Gender is a linguistic term such as the 'gender of the latin word for table is feminine.<br /><br />So it should be 'I weep for my sex'. Although in a comic so littered with sex like sexkcd this might be misleading."<br /><br />take that up with Randy, not me.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63111263040751468782011-04-05T14:15:19.937-07:002011-04-05T14:15:19.937-07:00Fucking Aquarians has requested that I post a link...Fucking Aquarians has requested that I post a link to photographs of her.<br /><br />Click me - she's in red.<br /><br /><br />And we are not allowed to be amused here Capn?<br />ALTF this place is rife with dullards. Come home to where you belong.Sterculian Rhetorichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471982606603075150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87307605677294923132011-04-05T14:00:28.500-07:002011-04-05T14:00:28.500-07:00Pay no attention to the cuddlefish behind the curt...Pay no attention to the cuddlefish behind the curtain. They are for amusement only.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72694543541584715812011-04-05T13:58:14.560-07:002011-04-05T13:58:14.560-07:00@ Anonymous 1:42 PM
Stop that you cunt!
I thrive ...@ Anonymous 1:42 PM<br /><br />Stop that you cunt!<br />I thrive on rejection.<br />I will not brook positive reinforcement.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38409578418930777972011-04-05T13:42:54.581-07:002011-04-05T13:42:54.581-07:00Aquarians Love To Fuck is the most interesting per...Aquarians Love To Fuck is the most interesting person on here. The rest of you are boring shits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9059633798605486882011-04-05T13:35:22.783-07:002011-04-05T13:35:22.783-07:00@ Anonymous 1:05 PM
Goa is full of catholic cunts...@ Anonymous 1:05 PM<br /><br />Goa is full of catholic cunts and I was born about two decades after 1961.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44762462229454874452011-04-05T13:25:30.079-07:002011-04-05T13:25:30.079-07:00"....I'm sure if I performed work ridicul..."....I'm sure if I performed work ridiculously shitty when my mom had ALS I would have been fired....."<br /><br />Your mother is Lou Gehrig?<br />They may not fire you for this, but I should think your 4th grade understanding of the Queen's English would warrant summary dismissal.<br />The word 'had' is in the past tense completed aspect. If one had ALS that means they are either cured now, or dead. You should have used the word 'has' - past tense ongoing aspect.<br />You also used the adverb 'ridiculously' to modify the adjective 'shitty' - you need a noun here. Perhaps had you said: "I'm sure if I performed work in a ridiculously shitty manner when my mom had ALS I would have been fired" the reworked syntax would have functioned correctly. Also, the word'had' need not be changed now.<br /><br />Innit?<br /><br />First: A minor language in the Sino-Tibetan family.<br />Second: Spanish - My adopted country spoke Spanish.<br />Third: French - The various countries where I was educated.<br />Fourth: English - I learned so I could elicit larger fees for blowjobs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42751678288221152452011-04-05T13:14:00.353-07:002011-04-05T13:14:00.353-07:00The majority of Indians know English as their seco...The majority of Indians know English as their second language out of convenience since the different regions of India have different first languages just so you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81662202888643343162011-04-05T13:05:10.872-07:002011-04-05T13:05:10.872-07:00Who the hell has English as their fourth language?...Who the hell has English as their fourth language? It's the current global lingua franca. Several billion people have learned it as their second language. I'm sure there are millions with English as a third language; Belgians, Swiss, Indians and various Africans who grew up in bilingual households (where neither language was English). But as a fourth language? That's a pretty unusual background. <br /><br />Ivorian who grew up speaking Dioula and Senufo, learned French in school and English later? An older Vietnamese historian who learned Russian and Chinese early on and English later?<br /><br />ALTF, were you born in Goa prior to 1961? Konkani, Marathi, Portuguese, then English?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62464260760068036662011-04-05T13:00:32.183-07:002011-04-05T13:00:32.183-07:00Yeah, cuddlefish opinions are worthless.Yeah, cuddlefish opinions are worthless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-45106052611619497152011-04-05T12:59:12.345-07:002011-04-05T12:59:12.345-07:00Why does Randall get a free pass on a completely s...Why does Randall get a free pass on a completely shit comic because he has sick relatives? I mean, the fuck, drawing comics is his job. I'm sure if I performed work ridiculously shitty when my mom had ALS I would have been fired. But no, Randall gets a free pass. He's above criticism.<br /><br />Fuck cuddlefish and their lack of logic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com