tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4284278215248914495..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 724: Hell, NoCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32548677645970672142010-04-12T20:44:07.606-07:002010-04-12T20:44:07.606-07:00Hell, you simply didn't get it - tats ol.Hell, you simply didn't get it - tats ol.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33364287750753353972010-04-12T17:59:44.773-07:002010-04-12T17:59:44.773-07:00speaking of tetris jokes:
http://www.basketcaseco...speaking of tetris jokes:<br /><br />http://www.basketcasecomix.com/?p=531Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11213014503227395632010-04-12T06:03:09.787-07:002010-04-12T06:03:09.787-07:00But that would be offensive to Tatars.But that would be offensive to Tatars.Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30019465749169079292010-04-12T04:00:57.794-07:002010-04-12T04:00:57.794-07:00Tetris does sound like Tartarus. A cleverer name f...Tetris does sound like Tartarus. A cleverer name for this comic would have been "Tetaris".Charles Augustus Fortescuenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27467744017064988212010-04-11T23:44:36.588-07:002010-04-11T23:44:36.588-07:00you are asking an entire community of people to sh...you are asking an entire community of people to share identical beliefs.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4487563781535337412010-04-11T23:41:29.655-07:002010-04-11T23:41:29.655-07:00ScottMcTony, obviously you have no idea what a non...ScottMcTony, obviously you have no idea what a non-sequitur is. I did watch the video.<br /><br />You think a Soybean randomly falling down instead of a normal block is not a non-sequitur? It has no relation to anything that is happening and has absolutely no setup, it's just a Soybean falling down as a block. Same with the baths etc. It was just random shit falling down.<br /><br />And no, goatkcd is not funny at all, has no joke, and even if it did have a joke in it still presents the same "joke" over and over. Sadly goatkcd is slightly more fail than xkcd. <br /><br />But you guys seem to ignore how generally applicable your criticism are to essentially everything (including the stuff you claim is good) which is pretty sad when you think about it. Try to be consistent at least.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49444866137678641792010-04-11T18:04:59.463-07:002010-04-11T18:04:59.463-07:00wow, this blog is stupid.wow, this blog is stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16991802829658301532010-04-11T17:48:02.276-07:002010-04-11T17:48:02.276-07:00I literally found nothing funny about today's ...I literally found nothing funny about today's comic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88694250173555405472010-04-11T17:39:38.724-07:002010-04-11T17:39:38.724-07:00Panel 1: Goatse.Panel 1: Goatse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25761634771942628732010-04-11T17:15:04.301-07:002010-04-11T17:15:04.301-07:00Panel 1: A horse walks into a bar.
Panel 2: Goatse...Panel 1: A horse walks into a bar.<br />Panel 2: Goatse.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16555749748230016152010-04-11T16:45:14.239-07:002010-04-11T16:45:14.239-07:00Panel 1: A horse walks into a bar.
Panel 2: The ba...Panel 1: A horse walks into a bar.<br />Panel 2: The bartender says, "Why the long face?"<br />Panel 3: Goatse.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35429848049602771972010-04-11T16:00:37.456-07:002010-04-11T16:00:37.456-07:00A horse walks into a bar, "Why the long face?...A horse walks into a bar, "Why the long face?" says the barman.<br /><br />"I've got aids."Dannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7384434591834365282010-04-11T15:23:33.231-07:002010-04-11T15:23:33.231-07:00Anon 2:03, it's all about the context. Goatse...Anon 2:03, it's all about the context. Goatse, by itself, isn't funny. In the context of Goatkcd, it IS funny.<br /><br />It's kind of like if I said "A horse walked into a bar," just by itself, it wouldn't be a joke. However, if I then add "The bartender asks 'Why the long face?'" it is a joke. Context has now changed it completely.Natenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16982085053217876862010-04-11T14:04:22.608-07:002010-04-11T14:04:22.608-07:00You wouldn't think so, but it really is.You wouldn't think so, but it really is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79094492776994705322010-04-11T14:03:32.995-07:002010-04-11T14:03:32.995-07:00Stop posting about goatkcd.
Seriously there's ...Stop posting about goatkcd.<br />Seriously there's like two people that constantly talk about it in every comment thread. It's a guy's asshole. It's not all that funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60335421312635429252010-04-11T13:12:00.587-07:002010-04-11T13:12:00.587-07:00A few weeks or so ago I saw a CollegeHumor video w...A few weeks or so ago I saw a CollegeHumor video with the Tetris God.<br /><br />This seems like Randy saw this and thought Religion? Tetris? I can do that too!<br /><br />The CH video was shit too btw.Dannynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44784481482037192312010-04-11T11:44:55.787-07:002010-04-11T11:44:55.787-07:00@anon 5:43 (im anon 12:15)
I didn't watch the...@anon 5:43 (im anon 12:15)<br /><br />I didn't watch the japanese tetris. And so what if its terrible? It doesn't make XKCD any less terrible.<br /><br />It just might mean Carl sometimes likes things that suck. Doesn't everyone?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44386885145637549512010-04-11T10:32:00.004-07:002010-04-11T10:32:00.004-07:00the japanese tetris was bad because the guy feels ...the japanese tetris was bad because the guy feels the need to explain how the game is fucking him over even though the game screen is being projected on a massive wall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64481587349671099932010-04-11T10:08:53.463-07:002010-04-11T10:08:53.463-07:00Non-sequitur is a joke now? I guess if Randall did...<i>Non-sequitur is a joke now? I guess if Randall did a comic where the last panel was, for absolutely no thinkable reason, a picture of a soybean that would be hilarious right?</i><br /><br />Looks like somebody hasn't heard of goatkcd.com.Person Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03486274284758665991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69473189804890635512010-04-11T07:45:25.489-07:002010-04-11T07:45:25.489-07:00Found a version of Hell Tetris with the bounce phy...Found a version of Hell Tetris with the bounce physics fixed. Still crap, though. It honestly feels like it was made in about 10 minutes by someone with only the vaguest knowledge of actionscript and an XKCD fetish.Alsworthnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61204672096018014332010-04-11T05:49:00.898-07:002010-04-11T05:49:00.898-07:00I am pretty sure the anon above me didn't atte...I am pretty sure the anon above me didn't attempt to watch the video and instead just decided he knew enough from Carl's description of it to be a cunt.<br />I say this because "so many bathrooms" and "why soybean?" weren't non-sequiters, you cunt.<br />captcha: dhookerr. Wat a captchaScottMcTonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11025470618255517817noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7877382205495449712010-04-11T05:43:03.429-07:002010-04-11T05:43:03.429-07:00Anon12:15: The exact same criticisms can be used t...Anon12:15: The exact same criticisms can be used to show why the Japanese tetris skit linked is terrible, and yet Carl says it's hilarious.<br /><br />The worst part about the Japanese skit is that they do the exact same joke repeatedly, the second worst thing about that skit being that most of the apparently "hilarious" bits that Carl sites are just non-sequitur...<br /><br />Non-sequitur is a joke now? I guess if Randall did a comic where the last panel was, for absolutely no thinkable reason, a picture of a soybean that would be hilarious right?<br /><br />Fail.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89691705803880376402010-04-11T00:15:18.495-07:002010-04-11T00:15:18.495-07:00just because you laugh at something doesn't ma...just because you laugh at something doesn't make it great.<br /><br />it's an unoriginal idea shown in an unoriginal way that has been done much better before.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78975248120365014762010-04-10T23:51:17.188-07:002010-04-10T23:51:17.188-07:00i laughed my ass off 20 seconds as i saw this one....i laughed my ass off 20 seconds as i saw this one...<br /><br />what i can't stand about you ppl is that you are not able to just say "ok this is a gread comic"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22323951387071404192010-04-10T22:34:21.743-07:002010-04-10T22:34:21.743-07:00The argument that we're creating here is ridic...<i>The argument that we're creating here is ridiculous. We're arguing that this game sucks because the physics are terrible and make the game exceedingly hard. Was that not the point of the game?</i><br /><br />The question is which physics. You can have curved floor physics without fucking <i>bouncing everywhere</i> physics. How are the two related at all? By programmer incompetence, presumably.<br /><br />Essentially, the game is obnoxious because it has totally wonky physics that is both unrelated to actual Tetris and unrelated to the idea of curved-floor Tetris.<br /><br />Keep acting like you don't understand what we dislike about it, and pretending that it's just "OMG you guys don't even get that the WHOLE POINT of a Tetris game with physics is that it would be hellish!"Femalethothnoreply@blogger.com