tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4281417968443548984..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 631: the fuck?Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73755352708099785922009-09-09T02:55:58.103-07:002009-09-09T02:55:58.103-07:00Aloria, I said pretty much the same thing at the x...Aloria, I said pretty much the same thing at the xkcd forums, but they will defend any comic to the bitter end. Most defenders of the post say something like "it's just a boob, what, we can't say boob anymore?". To which I would point out, that a boob may have been OK, but the HUGE CROTCH SHOT is going wayyyy too far. <br /><br />I posted a reply, along with a 'made better' strip on their forums, but since I'm nice I'll share :D<br /><br />http://echochamber.me/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=44625&p=1773166#p1772078<br /><br />Anyone like mine better?jprotegenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1460311300656998232009-09-03T14:59:37.015-07:002009-09-03T14:59:37.015-07:00yeah and then he STOPPED and it wasn't funny a...yeah and then he STOPPED and it wasn't funny anymore<br /><br />darnit.<br /><br />way to RUIN everyone's fun, vijayAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75620814934706083452009-09-03T12:39:15.070-07:002009-09-03T12:39:15.070-07:00The fact that you said "vjj" reminds me ...The fact that you said "vjj" reminds me of that hilarious episode abot how Amanda wanted Vijay to add another "jay" to his name.Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717170141815160544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82901429301221420432009-09-03T12:20:58.081-07:002009-09-03T12:20:58.081-07:00My favorite part of this rant:
And to the people ...My favorite part of this rant:<br /><br /><i>And to the people on the forums who were like, "you shouldn't have been slacking off at work anyway!" - you can piss off. That's a petty argument and you know it. Most offices are OK with someone taking a short break to browse the internet to look at appropriate sites. For years xkcd has been appropriate. Today it is not. It's not unreasonable that some people would be pissed about that.</i><br /><br />Even with the "science fair project" comic where there was a tiny vjj, it was at least small and unlikely that anyone passing by would notice it. With this, it's a HUGE GIANT BOOB and HUGE CROTCH SHOT filling up almost your entire screen. People are going to notice.<br /><br />And anyone who doesn't take a couple minutes out of their day to clear their mind must either be a robot, brain dead, or on opium. Even if you don't have Internet access I'm pretty sure you've stopped for 15 minutes to chat with a coworker, stare vacantly out the window, grab a snack, anything to give your brain a rest from work. I don't know ANYBODY who can focus constantly, uninterrupted, on their job for 8 continuous hours.aloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01318832080088871491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12783885568719955702009-09-03T07:57:17.242-07:002009-09-03T07:57:17.242-07:00LolaListerine: not anymore...LolaListerine: not anymore...Frogwarriornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30704550300450118622009-09-03T05:49:46.594-07:002009-09-03T05:49:46.594-07:00JAY YOU SUCK AT ALT TEXTS
u rite a gud post thoJAY YOU SUCK AT ALT TEXTS<br /><br />u rite a gud post thoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89330138765489264952009-09-03T02:57:12.589-07:002009-09-03T02:57:12.589-07:00My initial reaction to this comic was slack-jaw co...My initial reaction to this comic was slack-jaw confusion... Oh, and I've pretty much stayed there. Seriously?!?! <br /><br />Okay, Randall. We get it. You're nerdy AND you like sex. That's cool. Guess what! Lots of nerdy guys LOVE sex. Most people in general do. This is a little much...<br /><br />Also, I gotta know, do you have any female friends?LolaListerinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01985161968152223699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26379869246832914092009-09-02T23:24:00.864-07:002009-09-02T23:24:00.864-07:00Rob, it's not even that he called "You...Rob, it's not even that he called "You've never seen a boob", he said "Maybe you don't even know an actual boob". Which, I have to admit, is true. I've seen and handled my fair share of them, but not once did I actually sit down to get to know any of them. I never tried to find out what the boob did for a living, or what its hobbies are, or how it imagines a perfect vacation. Their owners, sure, but not the mammaries themselves. Unfortunately, Anon 9:12 got me there.Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05717170141815160544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50587598045833259252009-09-02T21:37:10.752-07:002009-09-02T21:37:10.752-07:00Nevrmore, I prefer to think of it as merely the mo...Nevrmore, I prefer to think of it as merely the most disturbing mention of Megan <b>so far.</b>rastnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60367858108843110562009-09-02T21:36:55.498-07:002009-09-02T21:36:55.498-07:00Even I, Rape Guy (Snoogkraktor) was put off by thi...Even I, Rape Guy (Snoogkraktor) was put off by this B.S. <br /><br />There was nothing remotely funny in this one.Snoogkraktorhttp://xkcdcouldbebetter.proboards.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15840299094593475092009-09-02T21:30:08.148-07:002009-09-02T21:30:08.148-07:00Also: if the joke is hilarious or pretty good, kin...Also: if the joke is hilarious or pretty good, kindly tell me WHAT THE HELL IS IT?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19619580001903701202009-09-02T21:26:50.075-07:002009-09-02T21:26:50.075-07:00And the first "I bet you have never even seen...And the first "I bet you have never even seen a boob" gets made! Who had 9:12 pm? Anyone?<br /><br />I think you get extra if you called "simultaneously homophobic, ageist, and sexist." That's a pretty sweet triple-whammy right there.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82592122023255745172009-09-02T21:15:46.723-07:002009-09-02T21:15:46.723-07:00Being shocked to find genitalia in a stick-figure ...Being shocked to find genitalia in a stick-figure comic, coupled with a shitty punchline and a horrendously disturbing mention of the chick author-guy is stalking does not "hillarious(sic)" make.Nevrmorenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64843074044056342432009-09-02T21:12:32.172-07:002009-09-02T21:12:32.172-07:00Wow, it's an actually hillarious comic this ti...Wow, it's an actually hillarious comic this time and now you're gay? It's for fun, it's not disturbing! What are you? 13? A girl? Maybe you don't even know an actual boob, that must be it. The joke, by the way, was pretty good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62490892314271358232009-09-02T20:58:32.749-07:002009-09-02T20:58:32.749-07:00Yeah, this was disturbing.Yeah, this was disturbing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35979736725415536972009-09-02T20:58:27.441-07:002009-09-02T20:58:27.441-07:00I find it very odd as to why barely anyone has men...I find it very odd as to why barely anyone has mentioned how this is far and away the creepiest mention of Megan ever, ever.Nevrmorenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52060228473311519812009-09-02T20:37:15.301-07:002009-09-02T20:37:15.301-07:00Oh, man, I can't wait to hear Willy's opin...Oh, man, I can't wait to hear Willy's opinion of this comic. WILLY YOU ARE AWESOMEAdamnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66555316107776127072009-09-02T20:09:19.707-07:002009-09-02T20:09:19.707-07:00YOU ARE RANDALLLL;;p;YOU ARE RANDALLLL;;p;Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30821887127290213942009-09-02T17:13:55.417-07:002009-09-02T17:13:55.417-07:00What troubles me most is the anus.
I mean it'...What troubles me most is the anus.<br /><br />I mean it's right there.<br /><br />It's right fucking there.Daiusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56461914750468498662009-09-02T16:58:57.268-07:002009-09-02T16:58:57.268-07:00I still think the joke would've made more sens...I still think the joke would've made more sense if it was being filmed in some seedy stickman porn-studio or something. The barely-sober, unshaven cameraman (just give him a little bottle and a spotty face Randall, you can do it) muttering creepy things like "oh yeah baby" and "show me what daddy likes", before toddling off to his little stick-pc and uploading the photos to Wikipedia as anatomical references.<br />Oh no wait I forgot this isn't a comic, it's "hey guys look at this thing I doodled in math class with minimum effort hurr". Silly me!<br /><br />He never even mentions Wikipedia in the goddamn comic. When your alt-text is your punchline then you've failed incredibly hard at writing comics.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69607286017330672452009-09-02T16:06:20.653-07:002009-09-02T16:06:20.653-07:00do you guys think that maybe he hates tgi fridays ...do you guys think that maybe he hates tgi fridays or something, like that is where he went on his first date with megan, and now he is going to ruin their name amongst the nerd-dom of the Internet by associating them with this weird shitAmandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31648662543450395662009-09-02T15:59:51.721-07:002009-09-02T15:59:51.721-07:00It's not the breasts. It's not the vagina....It's not the breasts. It's not the vagina. It's not the forced dialogue. What it is, is<br /> <br />well<br /><br />it's that the joke is that the quality of naked photos on Wikipedia are such that they could be taken at T.G.I. Fridays.<br /><br />1) Why would you take naked photos at T.G.I. Fridays ever?<br />2) Why would you then post them online after having been caught?<br />3) Did he specifically choose T.G.I. Fridays over other establishments? Did he have a plan to go into public SPECIFICALLY to take photos of Megan naked?<br />4) Did she leave her clothes on the table or did she just go into public completely nude?<br />5) Is she on the table as he's taking the photo completely nude? No one ever asked "hey, this girl is taking her clothes off, that's completely rude or whatever old people say" at a T.G.I. Fridays?<br /><br />This isn't a free speech issue. It's an insightful new look into Randall's mind.Ol' Dirty Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36241573156551037512009-09-02T15:48:31.431-07:002009-09-02T15:48:31.431-07:00BTW, I'm the one who said "Dudes can'...BTW, I'm the one who said "Dudes can't tell the difference between anatomical diagrams and porn?".Nulonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00696072610155482618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9377092822098306002009-09-02T15:30:28.924-07:002009-09-02T15:30:28.924-07:00Though I admit it would've been better as all ...Though I admit it would've been better as all stick figures.Nulonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00696072610155482618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5388255268468679512009-09-02T15:28:13.281-07:002009-09-02T15:28:13.281-07:00Dudes can't tell the difference between anatom...<i>Dudes can't tell the difference between anatomical diagrams and porn?</i><br /><br />It's well known that the line between "nudity as art" and "nudity as porn" is that, in art, the nude models have some body hair. In porn, they're mostly-shaven.<br /><br />And THAT model is clearly all-the-way shaven. Brazilian waxed, even.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16010740125071866268noreply@blogger.com