tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4271925958191683761..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1251-1258: I Have Literally No Memory Of Reading Any Of TheseCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82454414597831550102013-09-16T20:51:01.229-07:002013-09-16T20:51:01.229-07:00Why do you do it?Why do you do it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30634010550799624312013-09-16T20:49:28.919-07:002013-09-16T20:49:28.919-07:00@245 Do you dispute that the existence and frequen...@245 Do you dispute that the existence and frequent incantation of the word "Pythonic" makes Python superior to all other languages?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59366070732195060592013-09-15T02:05:54.058-07:002013-09-15T02:05:54.058-07:00But if it really took you over 1 hour to write, sh...But if it really took you over 1 hour to write, shouldn't it also take over 1 hour to read?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36445300828252773502013-09-15T01:55:22.398-07:002013-09-15T01:55:22.398-07:00Randall likes pandering to his audience, and he kn...Randall likes pandering to his audience, and he knows that obsolete image formats are all the rage with the Tumblr crowd. Then of course there is the xkcd fan ritual of printing out a favourite comic to affix to an office door. It is a lot easier to do that with an animated GIF, albeit in flipbook format.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51260309823330933602013-09-14T15:36:59.760-07:002013-09-14T15:36:59.760-07:00At least the website operators addressed in 1264 d...At least the website operators addressed in 1264 do their fades dynamically instead of providing a >1mb GIF. What's the matter, Randall? Five minutes of jquery beyond you and your sysadmin wasn't around to do it for you?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57186428105437653772013-09-14T12:08:41.582-07:002013-09-14T12:08:41.582-07:00I'm still quite young actually
God save thee,...I'm still quite young actually<br /><br />God save thee, ancient Rob the cunt<br />From the fiends that plague thee thus<br />Why look'st thou foul ? - With my bat cowl<br />I fuct the ALBATROSS.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35418103424946433652013-09-14T11:39:42.340-07:002013-09-14T11:39:42.340-07:00the rime of the ancient cunt, no?the rime of the ancient cunt, no?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5939339509682082982013-09-14T07:28:04.192-07:002013-09-14T07:28:04.192-07:00Okay, you've chosen to ignore my clever use of...Okay, you've chosen to ignore my clever use of the Romantic Movement poet STC - foul play indeed.<br />Hows about a slightly skewed WW?<br /><br />What though the radiance which was once so bright<br />Be now for ever taken from your sight, <br /> Though nothing can bring back the hour <br />Of splendour in my ass, of glory in my shower; <br /> You will grieve not, rather find <br /> Strength in what remains behind;<br /><br /><br />Ah wel-a-day! what evil looks<br /> Had Rob from old and young;<br />Instead of my Cunt my Firmament<br /> About his neck was hung.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19331665218312094432013-09-14T04:51:30.853-07:002013-09-14T04:51:30.853-07:00Ha ha fat crippleHa ha fat crippleEumesmopohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05764294029346848146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47498260762305251692013-09-14T03:48:59.258-07:002013-09-14T03:48:59.258-07:00Rob is severely disabled. He can only communicate ...Rob is severely disabled. He can only communicate by typing out single letters at a time through a pattern of blinks. This last review took him just over 4 hours of blinking. He does it knowing that it's not the best, knowing that he won't get any thanks for it. I've seen him in his wheelchair. He always looks so sad. The last thing he needs is people mocking him for not conforming to some arbitrary standard, or saying that he's not good enough.<br /><br />YOU ASSHOLE.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29643424274697142952013-09-14T03:29:54.151-07:002013-09-14T03:29:54.151-07:00I spent 1 hour, 12 minutes and 39 seconds on my la...I spent 1 hour, 12 minutes and 39 seconds on my <a href="http://xkcd-sucks.blogspot.co.uk/2013/09/comics-1262-1264-future-of-xkcd.html" rel="nofollow">latest batch of reviews</a>. That's 1 hour, 12 minutes and 34 seconds longer than Rob spends on his.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34576442070732176602013-09-13T16:44:05.928-07:002013-09-13T16:44:05.928-07:00that's an unlikely cluster of marches there. i...that's an unlikely cluster of marches there. i suspect foul play.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78809042914826679622013-09-13T15:25:17.198-07:002013-09-13T15:25:17.198-07:00Who the bloody hell goes to the third page of a Go...Who the bloody hell goes to the third page of a Google search? Google has long stopped producing enough relevant results for the third page to be worth it. It's too busy trying to second guess your intentions and concluding that you only want to see sites that pay it money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22529357862312859932013-09-13T13:12:23.544-07:002013-09-13T13:12:23.544-07:00If you google 'Jon Levi is a cunt' this, a...If you google 'Jon Levi is a cunt' this, and only this, comment comes up on the first, and only page.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34991203273884752682013-09-13T12:12:50.384-07:002013-09-13T12:12:50.384-07:00If you google 'xkcd', this site is on the ...If you google 'xkcd', this site is on the 3rd page. There's your answer.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78968371916333146342013-09-13T08:07:11.261-07:002013-09-13T08:07:11.261-07:00And also, this is the sixth time that phrase has a...And also, this is the sixth time that phrase has appeared in/on xkcdsucks. The previous appearances being:<br />Jan. 29, 2012<br />Feb. 4, 2012<br />Mar. 6, 2012<br />Mar. 12, 2012<br />Mar. 24, 2012<br />Then again. I am missing the point - Innit?<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27843427156706769742013-09-13T07:37:44.141-07:002013-09-13T07:37:44.141-07:00Go home, Jon. Both of you.Go home, Jon. Both of you.Sleepernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-930170235595836032013-09-13T06:08:42.791-07:002013-09-13T06:08:42.791-07:00'Wonder no more my friend'
Friend-zoned b...'Wonder no more my friend'<br /><br />Friend-zoned by ALTF?<br /><br />That hurts.<br /><br />But not as much as the missing comma.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26368967282540166152013-09-13T06:02:47.708-07:002013-09-13T06:02:47.708-07:00Rob September 13, 2013 at 12:41 AM mused in the pl...Rob September 13, 2013 at 12:41 AM mused in the pleasure dome,<br /><br />".......Missing the point idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it dreams........"<br /><br />And what dreams are fomented!<br /><br />But alas, no permanence or respite can be found.<br />A missing-the-point-inspired dream idle must be irreparably shattered by the arrival of a person on business from fucking Porlock.<br /><br />And don't fucking patronize me with your toadying use of the Queen's.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64127212965527634332013-09-13T05:33:47.781-07:002013-09-13T05:33:47.781-07:00Please, it's "dick-mitised'!
Wonder n...Please, it's "dick-mitised'!<br />Wonder no more my friend, I see all things of beauty.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80892699815615375982013-09-13T03:22:00.891-07:002013-09-13T03:22:00.891-07:00I am surprised there are new people here. Where di...I am surprised there are new people here. Where did they come from? How did they find their way? Is it just somebody being tricky? It is a mystery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-58475285607839639882013-09-13T00:41:32.776-07:002013-09-13T00:41:32.776-07:00Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but ...Maybe I'm the first person here to say it but I find reading comments that miss the point really boring. I have started reading hundreds of comments of various lengths and probably finished a dozen throughout my life, not including the ones made by ALTF.<br /><br />I find it hard to pick up a comment that misses the point without immediately engaging a mindset of, "Here's a consumable that some guy has produced to make money and/or demonstrate that he has not understood what is actually going on here. What sort of tilting at windmills is he engaging in to enable this?" And that's how my whole reading experience goes. Missing the point makes no point well which can't be better made with reading comprehension. It takes me nowhere without giving me the uncomfortable sense that someone thinks this is where I need to be to actually know what's going on. Missing the point idealises; it romanticises; it preaches. It falls asleep and it dreams. It is a selfish journey away from understanding what's going on.<br /><br />Cuddlefish already have enough that is beautiful and that is abhorrent--and ancient memes are far more challenging to confront. Missing the point has always seemed like the easy way out.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10703462617790125952013-09-13T00:34:01.362-07:002013-09-13T00:34:01.362-07:00So you're saying you like MOBAs better than To...So you're saying you like MOBAs better than Tower Defense games? That's like saying that sports games are awful because you like racing games better.<br /><br />Are they paying you by the letter or something? You took three paragraphs to say basically one thing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2854525710264097332013-09-12T17:28:48.053-07:002013-09-12T17:28:48.053-07:00this is the one with the colour picture right. the...this is the one with the colour picture right. the one Munroe clearly thinks is the most amazing digital painting ever to exist. it seems mean to hate someone just for the fact they think they're a good artist when they're not, but i hate him for it. in fact it's the whole reason his website exists isn't it, because he thought his beyond shitty, pathetic drawings of children in barrels deserved to be preserved for posterity.<br /><br />fucking arrogant fucking dickhole that he is weaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25420833009543455002013-09-12T10:02:47.899-07:002013-09-12T10:02:47.899-07:00happy birthday bashar :)happy birthday bashar :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com