tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4038848848203743488..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 967 and 968: Both A Comic AND TerribleCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger81125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39364656648472787692011-10-26T18:07:27.345-07:002011-10-26T18:07:27.345-07:00Some dude quotes some Shakespeare sonnets and then...Some dude quotes some Shakespeare sonnets and then some other dudes start saying that this stuff is supposed to be experienced in performance, as intended. Further proof that xkcdsucks is a cultural black hole?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51232482278456133172011-10-26T17:32:34.517-07:002011-10-26T17:32:34.517-07:00i prefer plaintext. or even better, do the HTML co...i prefer plaintext. or even better, do the HTML coding for any links and images for mershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74900104160931609052011-10-26T17:25:00.119-07:002011-10-26T17:25:00.119-07:00Yo Rob, I want to send you a guest review for 969....Yo Rob, I want to send you a guest review for 969. Do you accept PDFs?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15440512445564805192011-10-26T17:08:49.380-07:002011-10-26T17:08:49.380-07:00@Plasma
The joke is that he thinks he can destroy ...@Plasma<br />The joke is that he thinks he can destroy both worlds with a little application of SCIENCE (it works, bitches). Narnia will flood. Earth will lose half its oceans. And Randall Munroe will be crowned king of both worlds for his unique application of genius.<br /><br />What he fails to consider is that this will take thousands of years, and natural processes of decay and hydraulic action will take their toll on the wardrobe much sooner, breaking the portal within. If not that, then the Earth military will drop a depth charge on the infernal sucking device. Or Aslan will roar and make it all better.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24868820145453973172011-10-26T14:44:06.528-07:002011-10-26T14:44:06.528-07:00"But some operating systems aren't SUPPOS..."But some operating systems aren't SUPPOSED to be functional!"That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14651622149924238872011-10-26T13:52:54.282-07:002011-10-26T13:52:54.282-07:00@Anon 6:50
Xkcdsucks can become a tech blog where...@Anon 6:50<br /><br />Xkcdsucks can become a tech blog where we mock people for their obsession with Apple's products. And they'd all be like "If you don't liek it, why do you use a MacBook Air??"<br /><br />Basically it's just the same concept, except with a different kind of fandom: Apple fanboys! And Fandroids don't have to be left out either. I hear the guy who coded Ice Cream Sandwich has a lactation fetish.<br /><br />I can hear it already...<br /><br />"If you don't think DarkyROM is good, then why don't you code a better one? Where's your custom ROM?"<br /><br />"But Linux is not supposed to easy to use. The quality of a user interface is subjective, and maybe you're just not getting it."<br /><br />"Wow, you really have nothing better to do with your time than write bad three-line reviews of Apple products that you wish you had."<br /><br />"CHILL OUT, NO ONES FORCING YOU TO USE GOOGLE!"Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19243111138600581962011-10-26T13:52:44.047-07:002011-10-26T13:52:44.047-07:00@Semicolons (way up there about Much Ado About Not...@Semicolons (way up there about Much Ado About Nothing): That movie was great, but Kenneth Branagh himself overacted like a fucking spastic in some scenes. That turned me off a bit, especially in the revelry scene where he has the mask and pretends to be someone else. UGH.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6439780493824496162011-10-26T13:36:19.786-07:002011-10-26T13:36:19.786-07:00Oh waaaait, now I get it! Sorry, I was thinking of...Oh waaaait, now I get it! Sorry, I was thinking of the witches of Oz. Y'know, who die by water.<br /><br />Okay, so the joke is not "Haha, overkill!", but really "Haha, Narnia gets... some water?"<br /><br /><br />Goddamnit.Plasmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14729823782513370643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36189828214170354682011-10-26T13:30:09.427-07:002011-10-26T13:30:09.427-07:00In today's comic, Randall learns maths!
No, ...In today's comic, Randall learns maths!<br /><br /><br />No, wait, let me correct that: Randall fails at maths. Or physics. Or common sense. Or whatever the hell made him think to only start counting Water Jet Velocity when the cupboard is 2km underwater!Plasmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14729823782513370643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42379637162200874902011-10-26T11:49:39.704-07:002011-10-26T11:49:39.704-07:00*goomhr*goomhrAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85238186350024154972011-10-26T10:53:01.250-07:002011-10-26T10:53:01.250-07:00portal goomhportal goomhR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19357197018439271222011-10-26T10:03:12.215-07:002011-10-26T10:03:12.215-07:00http://xkcd.com/244/http://xkcd.com/244/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80927296117353578572011-10-26T09:21:16.192-07:002011-10-26T09:21:16.192-07:00But we still love you, apologist :)But we still love you, apologist :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82823024740962981372011-10-26T08:13:26.401-07:002011-10-26T08:13:26.401-07:00@ apologist
probably@ apologist<br /><br />probablyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2760819331483655982011-10-26T07:54:01.741-07:002011-10-26T07:54:01.741-07:00Was I the only one to giggle at the mental image o...Was I the only one to giggle at the mental image of the White Witch being hit with a wardrobe-size and fire hose strength jet of water?apologistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25324548763525196812011-10-26T07:41:33.604-07:002011-10-26T07:41:33.604-07:00Randall's calculations are wrong, since he doe...Randall's calculations are wrong, since he doesn't take into account the velocity of the wardrobe.<br />Consider: if the wardrobe hits the water with 0 velocity, the water will take its sweet-ass time to drip in. If it hit the water with infinite velocity, obviously the flow in it would be infinite liter/sec.<br />tl;dr fuck off randall, you don't know anything about physics you barely-undergrad piece of shitDr. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29013872298912617002011-10-26T07:05:43.629-07:002011-10-26T07:05:43.629-07:00Jesus fuck does 969 suck.
Main concept: Imaginary...Jesus fuck does 969 suck.<br /><br />Main concept: Imaginary portals can teleport things. If you put in many things they will teleport them all.<br />Math joke: There's a formula for the flow of a liquid through a hole! It can be used in this context but it adds absolutely nothing.<br /><br />Alt text: HAY GUYZ WHAT IF YOU COULD SHOOT A PORTAL THROUGH ANOTHER PORTAL CRAZY HUH? STRANGE NOONE@S THOUGHT OF THAT AND THAT THERE WEREN@T A FUCKDOZEN EPISODES BASED ON THAT CONCEPT>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42449796529735489142011-10-26T06:55:30.809-07:002011-10-26T06:55:30.809-07:00@ 6:53
That post was mine. Meant to have directe...@ 6:53<br /><br />That post was mine. Meant to have directed it at 6:40, not comic 969. Freudian slip. And yeah, that means I want to have sex with the comic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36886897298134911872011-10-26T06:53:30.857-07:002011-10-26T06:53:30.857-07:00@969
The joke is that Randall is an evil man who ...@969<br /><br />The joke is that Randall is an evil man who would be willing to drain the oceans, destroying all their life and all interdependent life on land, if it would mean drowning to death everyone on a parallel world. <br /><br />What a fucked up comic. What a fucked up man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17275967939266870032011-10-26T06:50:13.764-07:002011-10-26T06:50:13.764-07:00@Dicksmah McIroncock
That's a good question. ...@Dicksmah McIroncock<br /><br />That's a good question. I hereby propose that we transition xkcdsucks into some other kind of community, so that it can outlast the inevitable demise of Randall. <br /><br />I propose that we become a book club or a site reviewing amateur porn. Or both. We can have a video of lesbian sex (the best kind of homosexual activity there is IMHO) at the top, and a comment thread underneath devoted to discussion the contrast of Will and Tom Hamilton from East of Eden, and whether the difference in their fates was due more to chance, or the inevitable product of their core personalities.<br /><br />This is just a jumping off point. If anyone has a better idea or combination of ideas for the site just jump on in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52516772138145041062011-10-26T06:40:40.816-07:002011-10-26T06:40:40.816-07:00Does 969 have a joke other than if you dropped the...Does 969 have a joke other than if you dropped the wardrobe in the ocean Narnia would get flooded?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44044057070474474452011-10-26T06:27:38.963-07:002011-10-26T06:27:38.963-07:00Megan must of died. What do we don now xkcd sucks,...Megan must of died. What do we don now xkcd sucks, what do we do now?Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-469019746751019322011-10-26T06:23:28.396-07:002011-10-26T06:23:28.396-07:00Guys, if Randall discontinues xkcd, can we still a...Guys, if Randall discontinues xkcd, can we still all be friends?Dicksmash McIroncocknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42235177584983878412011-10-26T06:13:02.544-07:002011-10-26T06:13:02.544-07:00I normally agree with this blog, but 967 was prett...I normally agree with this blog, but 967 was pretty funny. And in the very least, in uses intro level college physics, rather than highschool/middleschool physics. So it is slightly less pandering.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51910087874025434682011-10-26T05:48:42.476-07:002011-10-26T05:48:42.476-07:00Randall is TARDY. Let's hope Princess Celestia...Randall is TARDY. Let's hope Princess Celestia sends him to the magic kindergarten. Or to the moon.Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.com