tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post4020118985739129553..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1001-1003: Back In BlackCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger164125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70236998669355015562012-01-20T20:01:28.533-08:002012-01-20T20:01:28.533-08:00At least goatee guy didn't refer to his ex as ...At least goatee guy didn't refer to his ex as Megan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55493009117685576722012-01-20T17:07:38.850-08:002012-01-20T17:07:38.850-08:00Speak for your own culture, luv. There's no br...Speak for your own culture, luv. There's no breast taboo/obsession across the pond.<br /><br />Also, what is fundamentally wrong with noting titties?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21479670415471007482012-01-20T16:19:24.852-08:002012-01-20T16:19:24.852-08:00Yes but we do know better.Yes but we do know better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15553665408749688652012-01-20T14:55:42.068-08:002012-01-20T14:55:42.068-08:00goatse guy: [censored]goatse guy: [censored]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-77658928846720358442012-01-20T13:56:16.688-08:002012-01-20T13:56:16.688-08:00What? No. Gods no. Did you even read what he said?...What? No. Gods no. Did you even read what he said?<br /><br />Bad PEOPLE tend to make excellent and believable CHARACTERS because they stick with people, and pick at memories people have of others they've interacted with. The prequel trilogy isn't bad because the characters are bad people, they're bad because they AREN'T people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72539783738045297202012-01-20T11:43:50.261-08:002012-01-20T11:43:50.261-08:00here's an extract from the film's script
...here's an extract from the film's script<br /><br />goatee guy: hey<br />girl: do me without a condomR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86174559430935759082012-01-20T09:11:06.047-08:002012-01-20T09:11:06.047-08:00"Bad dialogue and an unlikable main character..."Bad dialogue and an unlikable main character don't make a movie unbelievable. They make it bad."<br /><br />He is right when talking about fiction, a movie like this tend to be less believable - if you understand the concept of "willing suspension of disbelief". If I follow your logic, I might end up saying that the "classic" star wars movies are just as believable than the new ones, even less since in episode I there is a "logical explanation" of the Force by introducing the microchlorydians, for example. But that's not true, the new films are LESS believable due to shitty character development and lot of fake drama among other things. You want to leave the theatre before the first hour, which didn't happen with the classic films - because you are hooked in the story, because you "believe" it.<br /><br />So in this case, since they are talking about fiction, I'd say Randall is right.GIUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3388182244280894362012-01-20T07:30:48.471-08:002012-01-20T07:30:48.471-08:007-Eleven, how appropriate.7-Eleven, how appropriate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40070656181401762652012-01-20T07:11:34.203-08:002012-01-20T07:11:34.203-08:00hey guys have i told you how much better i am than...hey guys have i told you how much better i am than everyone else :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8344598998815636642012-01-20T06:26:35.104-08:002012-01-20T06:26:35.104-08:00If I didn't know better I would have assumed h...If I didn't know better I would have assumed he was making fun of himself.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03136439807907883016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47065743588680039882012-01-20T05:49:28.310-08:002012-01-20T05:49:28.310-08:00It's not a goatee, it's straw. Keep up.It's not a goatee, it's straw. Keep up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41819275141851944262012-01-20T04:26:10.916-08:002012-01-20T04:26:10.916-08:00I have to disagree with you. The idiot is not wild...I have to disagree with you. The idiot is not wildly generic: he's wearing a goatee.<br /><br />Because obviously, wearing a goatee makes you an idiot as well as an unlikeable person.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42452468371955962282012-01-20T02:36:52.461-08:002012-01-20T02:36:52.461-08:00I laughed at the 'poorly written dialogue'...I laughed at the 'poorly written dialogue'. XKCD consistently has the most forced and stilted dialogue of anything ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18459837547924379312012-01-20T00:22:34.894-08:002012-01-20T00:22:34.894-08:00I agree. It's just a fucking awful and wildly ...I agree. It's just a fucking awful and wildly generic straw-man whom only exists for Randall's self-insert to insult with WITT and INTELIJANSE and, as you said, he can't even fucking do it right. It's comics like this that put me in the hospital with severe intestinal distress from all the bile that swells up on my gut whenever I read them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64145310543149722092012-01-19T23:32:02.843-08:002012-01-19T23:32:02.843-08:001006 was bad enough to make me post here for the f...1006 was bad enough to make me post here for the first time. I mean, JESUS. All he's doing is inventing an idiot then insulting him. AND SOMEHOW MANAGING TO DO IT WRONG.<br /><br />Lifetip Randall: Bad dialogue and an unlikable main character don't make a movie unbelievable. They make it bad. Heck, unlikable dicks can make a movie MORE believable since, as it turns out, a lot of people are like that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56363972368057358432012-01-19T23:12:27.605-08:002012-01-19T23:12:27.605-08:001006 made me tear my eyes out of my eyes socket wi...1006 made me tear my eyes out of my eyes socket with a nail clipperAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18958061000277375422012-01-19T21:26:01.217-08:002012-01-19T21:26:01.217-08:001006 made me laugh1006 made me laughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4240962900102454782012-01-19T21:04:01.124-08:002012-01-19T21:04:01.124-08:00Who, me? No, it's just that I don't think ...Who, me? No, it's just that I don't think my tendency to stare down cleavage is due to how I was raisedMichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032765137272340262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46947018120639632752012-01-19T20:32:23.508-08:002012-01-19T20:32:23.508-08:00SOPA won't kill xkcd cuz he mostly rips off Re...SOPA won't kill xkcd cuz he mostly rips off Reddit, and no one, not even the RIAA or MPAA, gives a shit about Reddit.Marion Delgadohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09493068399042656060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1845030488036086642012-01-19T15:15:41.156-08:002012-01-19T15:15:41.156-08:00Is it that you're not getting any?Is it that you're not getting any?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90786900175629239622012-01-19T15:01:31.310-08:002012-01-19T15:01:31.310-08:00Being a male I opt that there IS something fundame...Being a male I opt that there IS something fundamentally wrong with male sexualityMichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032765137272340262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57654200666648360052012-01-19T11:26:49.132-08:002012-01-19T11:26:49.132-08:00Nerds fetishise childlike behaviours (996, 150, ot...Nerds fetishise childlike behaviours (996, 150, others) because of creepification. That phrase, "nerds fetishise childlike behaviours", made me realise how much the entirety of how nerds relate to women falls under the same power dynamics that 'nice guys' and rapists and everything in between - sex is something you take based on your actions, which in turn are what entitle you to sex. Facing up to the idea of exchanging it with a capable, thinking person with personal agency is unthinkable to someone who doesn't have the self-assurance to become that vulnerable.<br /><br />http://www.manhood.com.au/manhood.nsf/f5d5a3b4a7ee9a474a256a770046651d/b03672a0bfd742c74a256a7b0037d68d!OpenDocumentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80428856842298357622012-01-19T08:57:25.907-08:002012-01-19T08:57:25.907-08:00'sup ashley.
captcha: munroni (oh god serious...'sup ashley.<br /><br />captcha: munroni (oh god seriously?). so roni.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84781737149044970722012-01-19T06:14:41.958-08:002012-01-19T06:14:41.958-08:00An x64 processor is screaming along at billions of...An x64 processor is screaming along at billions of cycles per second to run the XNU kernel, which is frantically working through all the posix-specified abstraction to create the Darwin system underlying OS X, which in turn is straining itself to run Firefox and its Gecko renderer, which renders text and images from a popular meme blog.<br /><br />Because I wanted to say SAMEFAG on the internet.<br /><br />I am a god. Look upon my works you SAMEFAGS mighty and despair.<br /><br />SAMEFAGSJim Pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13609025778716358412012-01-19T06:09:47.166-08:002012-01-19T06:09:47.166-08:00An x64 processor is screaming along at billions of...An x64 processor is screaming along at billions of cycles per second to run the XNU kernel, which is frantically working through all the posix-specified abstraction to create the Darwin system underlying OS X, which in turn is straining itself to run Firefox and its Gecko renderer, which renders text and images from a popular hate blog.<br /><br />Because I wanted to see how much xkcd sucks today.<br /><br />I am a god.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.com