tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3808638997481123127..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1083-1086: Fuck You I'm On VacationCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger209125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46788967568192402732012-08-06T09:37:02.287-07:002012-08-06T09:37:02.287-07:00The critics are wide, not lengthy, you little boll...The critics are wide, not lengthy, you little bollocks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79997784377654582772012-08-05T16:21:19.285-07:002012-08-05T16:21:19.285-07:00Do you need context to understand "eyelash wi...Do you need context to understand "eyelash wish" jokes? What are you, a moron Fuck. This blog was silly aready when you (whoever you were) used to make lengthy critics on Xkcd. Now it's just plain stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18879308173051120932012-08-05T11:45:39.541-07:002012-08-05T11:45:39.541-07:00Many times did we invoke you, God, when this blog ...Many times did we invoke you, God, when this blog was dying. Why didst thou forsake us? Also, dude what is up with you being a software engineer?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14087815802892900582012-08-04T05:33:25.209-07:002012-08-04T05:33:25.209-07:00What's with all the British people? Hey Brits,...What's with all the British people? Hey Brits, take better care of your teeth and stop being so absurdly PC (it's hard to believe nowadays that the British were once thought to have a good sensebof humor).<br /><br />What was I here for again? Oh yes - XKCD.<br /><br />The universe owes the creator of this blog an extraordinary debt; it is right to give Him thanks and praise. Hatred for XKCD is SO richly deserved and SO long overdue.<br /><br />I have the grand misfortune of being a software engineer. This brings me into contact with a LOT of XKCD fans, who have a penchant for emailing the strip out to large groups of people.<br /><br />My first impression of the strip way back when was that it was pretty funny and original. I like intelligent, absurdist humor and at first this was my impression.<br /><br />However, it didn't take long to notice that the real purpose of XKCD isn't to be funny but rather is an opportunity or it's criminally smug author to drop 'smart kid' buzzwords and obscure jargon from the world of math/science/technology in the hopes it will leave his readers stupefied and running off to google to decipher the 'joke' and marveling at the author's vast store of knowledge. It's humorless Aspberger's afflicted fans will then email the strip to others in order to indicate how geek chic they are and how very smart they must be to find 'jokes' about such things as the fine structure constant, angular momentum, or cracking hash codes funny.<br /><br />He could save himself a lot of time by simply sending out a memo stating the day's intellectual boast (e.g. "I am familiar with the buzzwords of high energy physics."). Let's face it, 99% of his strips are basically doing just that except the words are placed in the mouths of stick figures with increasingly thin pretexts of a joke.Godnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7764121870578905602012-08-01T12:03:13.930-07:002012-08-01T12:03:13.930-07:00In other words, this guy is samefagging it up all ...In other words, this guy is samefagging it up all over 'dis bitch.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60853206226703514442012-08-01T11:01:53.034-07:002012-08-01T11:01:53.034-07:00New comic is perfect Aspie GOOMH-baitNew comic is perfect Aspie GOOMH-baitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41502342774669490512012-08-01T09:45:39.252-07:002012-08-01T09:45:39.252-07:00Just to make you assholes curiousJust to make you assholes curiousAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66963399879016446762012-08-01T09:16:13.045-07:002012-08-01T09:16:13.045-07:00Did you know that Pik's grandson was CFO of Pa...Did you know that Pik's grandson was CFO of Paypal? SpaceX hates black people.<br /><br />As an ex-public school toff, I know far too many nasty families.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2550280441394667942012-08-01T09:13:19.806-07:002012-08-01T09:13:19.806-07:00Yawny yawny cunt cuntYawny yawny cunt cuntAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44943035373587200202012-08-01T09:13:05.888-07:002012-08-01T09:13:05.888-07:00Well then.Well then.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87104949369634691132012-08-01T09:11:34.613-07:002012-08-01T09:11:34.613-07:00I would much prefer if you bludgeoned yourself ski...I would much prefer if you bludgeoned yourself skinteyed with a kanabo, but it is entirely your prerogative.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40392813523732599742012-08-01T09:10:58.712-07:002012-08-01T09:10:58.712-07:00Yes.
Yes it was.Yes.<br />Yes it was.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50211867576398804552012-08-01T09:01:59.795-07:002012-08-01T09:01:59.795-07:00If I am not allowed to lather, do you mind if I sp...If I am not allowed to lather, do you mind if I spritz myself senseless with a Waterpik instead?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32806185426532227062012-08-01T08:57:14.653-07:002012-08-01T08:57:14.653-07:00wasn't that his entire point?wasn't that his entire point?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52427859998860763042012-08-01T08:52:53.645-07:002012-08-01T08:52:53.645-07:00Research the origin of the word 'orchid'
...Research the origin of the word 'orchid'<br /><br />Interesting it is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54286491830790742852012-08-01T08:48:01.301-07:002012-08-01T08:48:01.301-07:00now now altf, dont work yourself into a lather. me...now now altf, dont work yourself into a lather. mean words are for cunts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16226712622789953752012-08-01T08:43:56.469-07:002012-08-01T08:43:56.469-07:00Lesbians and their ardent trysts with the Living D...Lesbians and their ardent trysts with the Living Dead are many things, but obscure? I think not!<br /><br />Actually, my truly vapid friend, in this post I am indicating that you are a cunt.<br />Mind you, my medications are contra-indicating all over the fucking place as I do so.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74543324900887562522012-08-01T08:34:40.922-07:002012-08-01T08:34:40.922-07:00"....It's OK. I'll just wait here pat..."....It's OK. I'll just wait here patiently....." but those are not even the words that were used, my dearest altfAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36141475991450640312012-08-01T08:29:55.381-07:002012-08-01T08:29:55.381-07:00In this post, ALTF indicates that any sufficiently...In this post, ALTF indicates that any sufficiently short sequence of words could have been lifted from another page. The relative obscurities of the sequence and the source are irrelevant.<br /><br />Dammit, ALTF you are fast becoming my new xkcd. Not nearly as stale.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15441538938660626862012-08-01T08:23:57.347-07:002012-08-01T08:23:57.347-07:00While Asian penis so small, your country makes up ...While Asian penis so small, your country makes up for it somewhat with feral macroorchid <i>A. reticulata</i>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53756176410822745222012-08-01T08:19:26.453-07:002012-08-01T08:19:26.453-07:00"....It's OK. I'll just wait here pa..."....It's OK. I'll just wait here patiently....." Actually.<br />Your propensity for referring to <a href="http://lesbiansandthelivingdead.tumblr.com/post/25608703491/its-ok-ill-just-wait-here-patiently/" rel="nofollow">Lesbians and the Living Dead</a> posts commands my awed veneration.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27167581886134521792012-08-01T08:11:17.509-07:002012-08-01T08:11:17.509-07:00Is not everything in the wretched Caucasoid world ...Is not everything in the wretched Caucasoid world shrunk in favour of the male genitalia?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10778427828270083172012-08-01T07:56:23.470-07:002012-08-01T07:56:23.470-07:00It is not so much 'reference' as liberatio...It is not so much 'reference' as liberation.<br /><br />EVERYTHING I might post here has its origins in Wikipedia because I haven't a keyboard.<br />ALL my lexical daisy cutting relies on my ability to 'copy' and 'paste', even periods and commas, with only an aged pointing device that functions by detecting two-dimensional motion relative to its supporting surface.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89331084184176461872012-08-01T07:55:45.911-07:002012-08-01T07:55:45.911-07:00quietly talking to the diverse tortured fragments ...quietly talking to the diverse tortured fragments of my collective consciousness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70374461555985171072012-08-01T07:53:10.443-07:002012-08-01T07:53:10.443-07:00i'll just wait here patiently.i'll just wait here patiently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com