tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3737701644067759251..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 799: Sad, lonely physicistsCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger144125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4898156698795805002011-01-05T23:09:05.972-08:002011-01-05T23:09:05.972-08:00Dear everybody,
you're all stupid butt faces.Dear everybody,<br />you're all stupid butt faces.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16056478966554754412010-10-25T13:51:48.910-07:002010-10-25T13:51:48.910-07:00My feeling on this comic was that it was not funny...My feeling on this comic was that it was not funny because of Stephen Hawking. It was funny because some guy in a wheel chair asks people to go see a movie with him, but they are so blown away by the fact that Stephen Hawking (a scientist!) said it that they leave him alone. Sad, pathetic and alone, in a wheelchair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20875083571691422312010-10-07T15:57:22.543-07:002010-10-07T15:57:22.543-07:00I have to say- that Tom the Bug guy you ref- he RE...I have to say- that Tom the Bug guy you ref- he REALLY sucks (except for the God one- that was funny)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44691052530627927242010-10-05T08:39:20.046-07:002010-10-05T08:39:20.046-07:00As right as you are about XKCD Carl, when are you ...As right as you are about XKCD Carl, when are you going to have the balls to take on the steaming heap of faece that is Girl Genius? Or Weapon Brown? Or Lullaby? Don't get me wrong, I love this blog. It cuts through the bull, and brings order into a festering heap of internet chaos. But we have only begun to fight!<br />-HannawarAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43191640002425569192010-10-03T16:45:25.273-07:002010-10-03T16:45:25.273-07:00Well, anyway I was right.Well, anyway I was right.Disappointed fishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34675047150299623362010-10-03T13:21:09.824-07:002010-10-03T13:21:09.824-07:00"So I read about the Pew research study that ..."So I read about the Pew research study that found Athiests were more knowledgeable about religion than people who actually believed."<br /><br />this seems pretty obvious? theists will only have one faith and reddit/youtube atheists spend a lot of time hatong on religion<br /><br />the average xkcd fan will just take a minute at max three days a week and then do something else. we spend more time analysing, thinking and discussing how shitty the latest comicis<br /><br />again, obviousR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70619137126806807812010-10-03T13:04:16.507-07:002010-10-03T13:04:16.507-07:0011:18
"it's sweaty, hard work with the g...11:18<br /><br />"it's sweaty, hard work with <b>the goal of achieving orgasm</b>."<br /><br />HOLD THE PHONE<br /><br />THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM RIGHT THERE FUCKO<br /><br />IF YOU THINK SEX IS ALL ABOUT THE ORGASM THEN I PITY YOU AND ALSO I PITY YOUR PARTNER<br /><br />BECAUSE ADMITTING TO THAT MEANS YOU'RE TERRIBLE AT SEX<br /><br /><b>TERRIBLE AT SEX</b><br /><br />IF SEX ISN'T GOOD WHEN YOU'RE SEXING AND NOT FINISHING THEN IT'S BAD SEX<br /><br /><i>BAD SEX</i><br /><br />IT'S LIKE SITTING THROUGH TWO HOURS OF THE TITANIC JUST TO SEE A SHIP SINK. <br /><br /><b>YOUR ATTITUDE TO LOVEMAKING IS LIKE THE EXCUSES BOYS MAKE FOR WATCHING PERIOD CHICK FLICKS</b><br /><br />THAT IS HOW BAD AT SEX YOU AREDOKTOR SEXhttp://www.sex.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72781094509528331652010-10-03T11:49:20.128-07:002010-10-03T11:49:20.128-07:00Man, 800 was ripe for a "I just lost The Game...Man, 800 was ripe for a "I just lost The Game- oh wait, it was under my bed the whole time!"-joke.<br /><br />It's not original in the least, but that hasn't stopped him earlier.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-58349407749641480662010-10-03T11:18:20.564-07:002010-10-03T11:18:20.564-07:00Andrew: I wouldn't call it a compatibility iss...Andrew: I wouldn't call it a compatibility issue. I'd say my current partner and I are great together; I certainly don't know what a partner could do better than she does and I feel like I do what I need to for her experience. But that still doesn't change the fact that it's sweaty, hard work with the goal of achieving orgasm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1170499941012205402010-10-03T11:14:39.862-07:002010-10-03T11:14:39.862-07:0011:01, you're so hypocritically funny. ^_^11:01, you're so hypocritically funny. ^_^Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82608384799604331592010-10-03T11:01:30.722-07:002010-10-03T11:01:30.722-07:00The waste of energy on this site is such a shame. ...The waste of energy on this site is such a shame. Can you think of something more useful to do with your time than critiquing comics or (inevitably) this post?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32277978003285872862010-10-03T10:57:34.359-07:002010-10-03T10:57:34.359-07:00I know that aloria is somehow involved in the &quo...I know that aloria is somehow involved in the "800" thing. Pretty sure if Carl wanted to shut down the blog, he would be able to do it on his own.Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76621407431089300292010-10-03T09:49:27.284-07:002010-10-03T09:49:27.284-07:00"Though there are certain things similar betw..."Though there are certain things similar between them. Basically, each of them are based on at least a slight foundation of truth, and so have some of the same guidelines/rules. For example, both say to end phone calls and dates first. So seeing an actual date between a Rules Girl and a Pickup Artist could have potential for humor."<br /><br />I have to say, this is absolute comedy gold. I've read The Game (which always seemed to me a condemnation of the practice as disgusting and self-defeating, so I don't understand people living by it), but I wasn't aware of the Rules until this comic. The idea of the two on a date? Priceless. Instead the entire joke is, "These people are condemnable for their opinions and lifestyle and I wish they all wouldn't bother me... because I'm regularly bothered by these people sitting at home writing posts on Internet blogs all night."<br /><br />However, the superior of the two jokes requires the building of identifiable characters to make jokes based on a subtext of what we know about them. This is like Randall's kryptonite, so it's pretty clear why we got the piss-awful joke we did.<br /><br />So I read about the Pew research study that found Athiests were more knowledgeable about religion than people who actually believed. I think it'd be interesting to poll members of xkcdsucks versus actual fans with questions about Randall and his comic and see if the data supports the idea that we probably have a much more robust knowledge of xkcd than its fans. In addition, we can point to that when fans come by and tell them, "If you were as smart as we are, you might share our opinion." and see how they like chewing on that.Bretnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24485627199565329612010-10-03T09:48:57.579-07:002010-10-03T09:48:57.579-07:00I know everything.
Except not.I know <i>everything.</i><br /><br />Except not.Evlnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-373559745211994692010-10-03T09:38:41.207-07:002010-10-03T09:38:41.207-07:00@Evln: so you know what is going to happen, don...@Evln: so you know what is going to happen, don't you?<br /><br />What is going to happen?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47673264711530143712010-10-03T09:22:33.527-07:002010-10-03T09:22:33.527-07:00Skullthumper: "[...] IT IS HILARIOUS AND YOU ...Skullthumper: "<i>[...] IT IS HILARIOUS AND YOU ARE TOTALLY ORIGINAL.</i>"<br /><br />Why thank you. In fact, you complained about it several times on this very blog.<br /><br />9:13: "<i>So I heard Carl is shutting the blog down for the 800th comic?</i>"<br /><br />Uhhh.. yes, yes, that is exactly what is going to happen. Don't tell anyone though. And never come back here after the post for 800, because, y'know, the blog will be all shut-down and stuff.Evlnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59722009136979599162010-10-03T09:13:01.187-07:002010-10-03T09:13:01.187-07:00So I heard Carl is shutting the blog down for the...So I heard Carl is shutting the blog down for the 800th comic?<br /><br />That's a shame, but maybe it's a good thing. I mean, the quality of posting has been decreasing lately...<br /><br />So long, xkcdsucks!Disappointed fishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66423226885674832362010-10-03T07:10:45.002-07:002010-10-03T07:10:45.002-07:00andrew, xkcd cuddlefish do not understand people. ...andrew, xkcd cuddlefish do not understand people. they think everyone else is like them and frequently project themselves onto others.<br /><br />their thought process goes sort of like this:<br /><br />1. he does not like xkcd.<br />2. this means he is an uncultured philistine and super nerd<br />3. this means he is worse than me<br />4. i am a virgin<br />5. they are virgins<br /><br />tell me about your motherR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51161415280605993872010-10-03T06:44:08.609-07:002010-10-03T06:44:08.609-07:00@6:26
Right, since if you're on the internet ...@<a href="http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/comic-799-sad-lonely-physicists.html?showComment=1286112412823#c8879270354745081800" rel="nofollow">6:26</a><br /><br />Right, since if you're on the internet you must be a virgin.Andrew R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88792703547450818002010-10-03T06:26:52.823-07:002010-10-03T06:26:52.823-07:00Awful lot of talk for a bunch of guys who never ha...Awful lot of talk for a bunch of guys who never have had sex and never will...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15972457482896433592010-10-03T03:50:01.510-07:002010-10-03T03:50:01.510-07:00"In b4 "bragging about sex on the intern..."In b4 "bragging about sex on the internet", I'm just trying to be informative. If all of your sexual experience has been awful and more work than it's worth, then it's probably just <b>a compatibility issue</b>."<br /><br />i immediately thought of a terrible xkcd strip with this as the punchline. it's what he'd doR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84569856443306702752010-10-03T02:08:09.666-07:002010-10-03T02:08:09.666-07:00@11:54
Perhaps the good sex you have had is simpl...@<a href="http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/09/comic-799-sad-lonely-physicists.html?showComment=1286088869785#c7800966635575479469" rel="nofollow">11:54</a><br /><br />Perhaps the good sex you have had is simply better bad sex?<br /><br />"Face it, whacking off is a clean, 5 minute deal that you can easily move into and out of. Sex is a damn contact sport that will take upwards of an hour."<br /><br />Maybe if you're only in it for the orgasm, which might prove what I'm saying even more. If the actual feeling of sex isn't enough to justify it, you just aren't having good sex. If I'm having good sex then I'll actually hold back as long as possible, and then I am actually bummed out when I finally climax.<br /><br />And the difference between masturbation and sex is like the difference between watching a music video and having a front row seat at a live show. If you say that live music isn't worth it because it's too much money and you could just as easily watch the video on youtube, then you probably haven't been to a good live show.Andrew R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78009666355754794692010-10-02T23:54:29.785-07:002010-10-02T23:54:29.785-07:00No Andrew, I've had bad sex and I'm referr...No Andrew, I've had bad sex and I'm referring primarily to the good sex I've had. Face it, whacking off is a clean, 5 minute deal that you can easily move into and out of. Sex is a damn contact sport that will take upwards of an hour. You can't make it easy, but you can at least make it worth the time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1576824257700987342010-10-02T23:48:45.036-07:002010-10-02T23:48:45.036-07:001144 you're dumb as shit1144 you're dumb as shitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35143814522223375922010-10-02T23:44:06.632-07:002010-10-02T23:44:06.632-07:00I know everybody's moved on to talking about c...I know everybody's moved on to talking about comic 800 by now, but I think 799 is actually mocking this trailer for the upcoming movie "Skyline" which invokes Hawking directly:<br /><br />http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=68693<br /><br />It still doesn't make the joke funny, per se, but it changes it a little to a bad "Randy watches movies" joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com