tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3713229544571548897..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 931: I Never Metastasis I Didn't LikeCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger277125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20264473125109215702011-08-07T15:03:37.809-07:002011-08-07T15:03:37.809-07:00Why is it so hard for people to admit that a norma...Why is it so hard for people to admit that a normally shitty comic that begins to go on tangents regarding the author's fiancee's ongoing battle with cancer becomes nothing more than an even shittier comic?<br /><br />It's a disgusting play for sympathy and a sort of ambush, where instead of bullets or arrows the unsuspecting victim is subjected to someone else's depression. The stuff is contagious. I'm sure plenty of folks go through rough patches. There is no need to share them using the medium of the internet. There is doubly no need to do so in the place were normally a half-assed comic appears. <br /><br />You are forced now to watch helplessly as I invoke a Biblical entity. Jesus! The best part is, if you don't believe, the exclamation is pointless. If you do believe, you've just taken the Lord's Name (one of them, anyway) in vain. Win fucking win. I'll be seeing you on the other side, in the cavernous spaces where the Mole Gods wait unblinking, with their heavy paws raised in eternal salute to the earthworm of woe. <br /><br />My butt. It hurt.Croakernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59847090709620288072011-08-04T01:46:23.591-07:002011-08-04T01:46:23.591-07:00Don't really want to read through the rest of ...Don't really want to read through the rest of the comments on this to see if this is what other people are saying, but this is probably the cleverest XKCD sucks post I've read. Good job Rob.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72902763007034627312011-08-03T08:11:31.940-07:002011-08-03T08:11:31.940-07:00ingrates! how can you be so ingrateful to master R...ingrates! how can you be so ingrateful to master Randall for giving us daily his excellent comics?<br /><br />Begone with thee.anon at 12:32noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51671711380399572472011-08-03T00:32:33.019-07:002011-08-03T00:32:33.019-07:00You're all disgusting ingrates.You're all disgusting ingrates.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57801102180544294952011-08-03T00:30:59.708-07:002011-08-03T00:30:59.708-07:00Randy has caused at least 1.6 kilocancers worth of...Randy has caused at least 1.6 kilocancers worth of pain through just the last year of his comics.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67506043724115097572011-08-03T00:29:47.518-07:002011-08-03T00:29:47.518-07:00This guy is fucking talking about his fiancee'...This guy is fucking talking about his fiancee's cancer. And you people are still pieces of shit about it. You should all get curb stomped for being such insensitive, and useless pieces of human garbage. Seriously. Have some fucking compassion, and stop acting like it's your sword duty to destroy this comic, even if it means mocking this man's fiancee's cancer.<br />Sincerely, go fuck yourselves you disgusting pricks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69068823385169031022011-08-02T21:57:08.172-07:002011-08-02T21:57:08.172-07:00What the fuck?! YEAH, RANDALL, YOUR FIANCE HAS CAN...What the fuck?! YEAH, RANDALL, YOUR FIANCE HAS CANCER. WE KNOW THIS. Do you expect people to feel bad because they have a fucking tattoo that isn't medically related? These just comics just feel wrong is so many ways. Yeah, I can understand that you didn't give a shit about cancer before, but now you do, and you want to educate EVERYONE ABOUT CANCER NOW--BECAUSE THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT. I get it. I got it when you posted on your "blag". I got it the first comic. Hell, I understood how serious cancer was a long fucking time ago, but do we really have to sit here and keep whining about it?<br /><br />By the way; both characters are not wearing shirts.<br /><br />I'll give points for the set-up though... it was pretty good, besides the preachy-ness.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50428675729873367412011-08-02T21:16:51.140-07:002011-08-02T21:16:51.140-07:00God dammit.
God dammit.
God dammit.
Randall, shut...God dammit.<br />God dammit.<br />God dammit.<br /><br />Randall, shut the fuck up about Megan's cancer, you motherfucker.<br /><br />Please, go back to your normal terrible material or get cancer and die, thank you.<br />(Doing both is also acceptable.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69417070426020746742011-08-02T20:31:36.490-07:002011-08-02T20:31:36.490-07:00I miss Ravenzomg...I miss Ravenzomg...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74065638964561387862011-08-02T20:21:21.398-07:002011-08-02T20:21:21.398-07:00http://torrentfreak.com/hackers-take-down-the-cia-...http://torrentfreak.com/hackers-take-down-the-cia-110801/<br /><br /><br />FUCK XKCD CANCER INFECTED TORRENTFREAK AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27003463926481177842011-08-02T20:07:43.574-07:002011-08-02T20:07:43.574-07:00lol gaygaygay all of you are gay
gaylol gaygaygay all of you are gay<br /><br />gayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5756128816897006012011-08-02T17:53:18.370-07:002011-08-02T17:53:18.370-07:00Hurrr race is important.
Anglo-Saxon here. No nee...Hurrr race is important.<br /><br />Anglo-Saxon here. No need to thank us for giving you culture and civilisation - we don't care as we don't have any insecurity to make up for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5147313864017171922011-08-02T17:14:18.244-07:002011-08-02T17:14:18.244-07:00Tito was a motherfucker. All Serbs are.
The assas...Tito was a motherfucker. All Serbs are.<br /><br />The assassination of Ar.Hzg. Ferdinand? A crime committed by a Serb. Not a proud Makedonijan. <br /><br />The Turks of the house of Osman? Mongoloid bastards. May their Altaic ilk never besmirch the vaunted Balkan peaks yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-61489797206848676352011-08-02T16:55:43.784-07:002011-08-02T16:55:43.784-07:00Ryan, Carl may post here sometimes, but I doubt he...Ryan, Carl may post here sometimes, but I doubt he reads through the comments, especially when they grow 250+ deep. He's too busy caring for his fiancee with cancer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85735215265067510332011-08-02T16:15:54.426-07:002011-08-02T16:15:54.426-07:00@Anon 12:32
"Honestly, any language with mor...@Anon 12:32<br /><br />"Honestly, any language with more than 30 or so characters is an unwieldy legacy package. English represents the height of linguistic evolution, and that height is demonstrated through easy alphabet, easy grammar and flexible lexicon for any and every speaker."<br /><br />I seriously hope for your sake that you're trolling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7031662500533420782011-08-02T15:23:10.638-07:002011-08-02T15:23:10.638-07:00Hey Carl
I don't know if you've noticed, b...Hey Carl<br />I don't know if you've noticed, but ALTF has recently turned your Blag into shit<br />If you have any compassion left within you<br />If you had any compassion in the first place<br />Please<br />For the sake of all rational, semi rational, non-completely-batshit-blabber discussion<br />Ban that fucking cunt<br />captcha: seppie, as in, ALTF should consider seppukuRyannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73457517927838867892011-08-02T15:19:26.475-07:002011-08-02T15:19:26.475-07:00BP stands for Bilious Pudenda, and he is ALT-F'...BP stands for Bilious Pudenda, and he is ALT-F's possibly imaginary mentor/friend/lover/colleague/alter-ego.<br /><br />She will probably claim 'partner-in-crime' though.<br /><br />@2:51 – Screw Tito, tell us about the Ottomans!Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26809886656453339552011-08-02T15:10:50.964-07:002011-08-02T15:10:50.964-07:00Okay who the fuck is BPOkay who the fuck is BPVeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06095687089196127511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7940656232585923412011-08-02T15:05:37.573-07:002011-08-02T15:05:37.573-07:00@ Anonymous 2:51,
At last, we come upon a stateme...@ Anonymous 2:51,<br /><br />At last, we come upon a statement in which be can both agree.<br /><br />The Anglo-Saxons are indeed swine. Though I suspect you would draw the line at including all caucasoids as I do.<br /><br />Tell us about Tito now.<br />Oh and 'The Shot Heard Round The World' too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57451482519814713802011-08-02T14:57:28.538-07:002011-08-02T14:57:28.538-07:00What humor? I was talking about Hellen.What humor? I was talking about Hellen.cptnoremachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265383595176504467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85391471394762944402011-08-02T14:51:49.255-07:002011-08-02T14:51:49.255-07:00"Greek" Yoghurt is originally Bulgaro-Tu..."Greek" Yoghurt is originally Bulgaro-Turkic in origin. Hence why there is a bacterium named "Bulgaricus" and not one named "Hellenicus". <br /><br />The Altaic race consumes and has consumed yogurt since its very ethnogenesis. It is the thieving Greek who stole the dish and marketed it to Anglo-Saxon swine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40689131911634726712011-08-02T14:51:12.792-07:002011-08-02T14:51:12.792-07:00That humour is rather dire Cameron.
And it's ...That humour is rather dire Cameron.<br /><br />And it's 'he's' not 'is'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59648757045779856232011-08-02T14:44:14.139-07:002011-08-02T14:44:14.139-07:00That little faggot is a millionaire.That little faggot is a millionaire.cptnoremachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265383595176504467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48254096211342015172011-08-02T14:40:16.935-07:002011-08-02T14:40:16.935-07:00I witnessed Thoracic surgery on a girl named Helle...I witnessed Thoracic surgery on a girl named Hellen once.<br /><br />Up there on the crags of the Balkan peaks is there a poor mountain man named Jed who can barely keep his family fed?<br /><br />"....and abstain from Greek 'culture'...."<br /><br />Even the bacterial kind?<br />But Greek yoghurt is so yummy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37622535564031718072011-08-02T14:31:38.662-07:002011-08-02T14:31:38.662-07:00Your false persona is incorrect. Rather, they are ...Your false persona is incorrect. Rather, they are of the Slavic breed and stock, and that of the Hellenic and Thracesic, which in isolation mixed and flourished amid the high crags of the Balkan peaks. Their tongue is slavic, their demeanor more so: for they refuse the Hellenic rites and modes, and abstain from Greek 'culture' (or lack thereof).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com