tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3659957073939114274..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1074-1076: Infinite BadnessCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger107125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78316952814301732452012-07-09T21:42:09.353-07:002012-07-09T21:42:09.353-07:00THANKS, NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN!THANKS, NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81144333416534710402012-07-09T20:10:17.354-07:002012-07-09T20:10:17.354-07:00I guess 1079 was nicely drawn and a cute concept, ...I guess 1079 was nicely drawn and a cute concept, but I'm irritated that Randy felt it necessary to include the outline of the actual map in addition to the objects. If his choice of objects were good enough, he shouldn't need to draw out the states for us...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62799339623985203532012-07-09T17:20:58.504-07:002012-07-09T17:20:58.504-07:00I 1, 2, and all of the infinite imaginary numbers ...I 1, 2, and all of the infinite imaginary numbers regressing backwards from 3 ya, AltF.<br /><br />Alternatively: @4:09 + AltF. Still a better love story than Twilight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86346788572123788232012-07-09T16:55:12.943-07:002012-07-09T16:55:12.943-07:00no, it's spelled kolorno, it's spelled kolorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2342358409678948902012-07-09T16:45:55.343-07:002012-07-09T16:45:55.343-07:00It's spelt "colour", you unlettered ...It's spelt "colour", you unlettered Yankee ignoramus. And to think, we saved your sorry arses in W W II!<br />Cunts! The lot of you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48058820685996854602012-07-09T16:28:12.237-07:002012-07-09T16:28:12.237-07:00hi randallhi randallAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30800155808266016092012-07-09T16:09:39.774-07:002012-07-09T16:09:39.774-07:00inb4
BUT IT HAS COLORinb4<br />BUT IT HAS COLORAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28020986534690599222012-07-09T15:59:39.983-07:002012-07-09T15:59:39.983-07:00Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken.Kentucky looks like a piece of fried chicken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6715358497953243862012-07-09T13:39:17.321-07:002012-07-09T13:39:17.321-07:00I actually agree. The latest comics prove that Ran...I actually agree. The latest comics prove that Randall is still a creative genius. Considering all the problems he has been going through, I couldn't ask him for more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12284470099327632672012-07-09T11:47:40.971-07:002012-07-09T11:47:40.971-07:00you got troldyou got troldAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70373685699666427032012-07-09T11:06:26.334-07:002012-07-09T11:06:26.334-07:00Pray tell, why?
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundat...Pray tell, why?<br />The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, inadvertently, keeps me ever so well supplied with fine Port and chi chi victuals - and all in exotic locations on this, our fair globe! Without XP the Foundation would be much the poorer and I would be relegated to driving Daimlers and viewing the bleached anuses of the idle Yankee 1% for a few filthy Yankee Ducats.<br />Think of the repercussions of your actions!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23132611231503227902012-07-09T09:34:35.361-07:002012-07-09T09:34:35.361-07:00I would go back to September 11th 2001 and...
pre...I would go back to September 11th 2001 and...<br /><br />prevent Windows XP from ever being released.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63971740707686564232012-07-09T08:20:04.895-07:002012-07-09T08:20:04.895-07:00Wow they all got passing grades. Randy making a co...Wow they all got passing grades. Randy making a come back?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63365111616688931522012-07-09T07:29:35.465-07:002012-07-09T07:29:35.465-07:00You are an uncultured swine, my good sir.You are an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Matheson" rel="nofollow">uncultured swine</a>, my good sir.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72678273035426540362012-07-09T07:22:16.791-07:002012-07-09T07:22:16.791-07:00I've oft' wondered what people would do if...I've oft' wondered what people would do if given the opportunity to travel back in time and change historical events - without the resulting temporally paradoxical ramifications.<br />I imagine some would go back and throttle Hitler in his crib with his own umbilicus. Others may go back to right some heinous wrong - a wrong either perpetrated on them, their family, or other group. Some might go back in time merely to observe, to not change a thing, but to simply experience a sort of hyper-nostalgia.<br />Me?<br />I’d go back to discover why it was, exactly, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge – that has really bugged me for months.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86944085939160871572012-07-09T06:13:23.127-07:002012-07-09T06:13:23.127-07:00Bingo, Cap'n. It's like the Modern Major G...Bingo, Cap'n. It's like the Modern Major General one, except in that case someone else wrote the lyrics and he put it in comic form. Every pig with his nose in shit sometimes uncovers a truffle, but never a boson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17619146099341220212012-07-09T04:02:48.756-07:002012-07-09T04:02:48.756-07:00I find it hard to believe Randall actually drew 10...I find it hard to believe Randall actually drew 1079 himself. It's not his style - it actually looks good. Just compare it to <a href="http://xkcd.com/980" rel="nofollow">Some</a> <a href="http://xkcd.com/681" rel="nofollow">of</a> <a href="http://xkcd.com/1040" rel="nofollow">his</a> <a href="http://xkcd.com/1071" rel="nofollow">other</a> <a href="http://xkcd.com/832" rel="nofollow">posters</a>, which have almost no visual style.<br /><br />Yes, this has some of the symptoms of a bad xkcd, such as poster bait, and GOOMH bait (get out of my head Randall, I've noticed that states look like other things!) Wikipedia joke and terrible alt text. But to me it seems like an idea Randall had, then passed on to a more artistically talented friend to do the drawing. Whoever it was, they'll probably get a cut of the poster money.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15537296032946105842012-07-09T01:18:31.891-07:002012-07-09T01:18:31.891-07:00Rob's too fat to be Randall.Rob's too fat to be Randall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62304905076268600312012-07-08T23:38:06.281-07:002012-07-08T23:38:06.281-07:00Wait. They're on the right opening positions n...Wait. They're on the right opening positions now. Was this edited?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23033102644645332542012-07-08T13:42:09.056-07:002012-07-08T13:42:09.056-07:00wait how do we know thiswait how do we know thisrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84123583249667306162012-07-08T12:29:28.830-07:002012-07-08T12:29:28.830-07:00we know randall has seen at least three different ...we know randall has seen at least three different pairs of tits he can't possibly be robAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76993860985624580482012-07-08T02:55:26.609-07:002012-07-08T02:55:26.609-07:00Guys.
Wait.
What if ?...
ROB WAS RANDALL ALL A...Guys.<br /><br />Wait.<br /><br /><br />What if ?...<br /><br />ROB WAS RANDALL ALL ALONG !?????!!?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29973779171571635832012-07-07T14:37:15.759-07:002012-07-07T14:37:15.759-07:00Hmm, so Randall publicly apologises for his fuck u...Hmm, so Randall publicly apologises for his fuck up regarding Groundhog Day, then secretly changes the chess comic and its alt-text to fix errors there. I guess he couldn't secretly change the Groundhog Day comic without it being really fucking obvious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46088081346374010932012-07-07T08:37:16.345-07:002012-07-07T08:37:16.345-07:00"......The dregs of society believe the Battl..."......The dregs of society believe the Battle of Agincourt to have been won through the use of longbows when it was superior positioning and a muddy battleground which played a greater role in defeating the ranks....."<br /><br />Poppycock!<br />Every school boy at Eton knows what really won the battle......<br /><br />"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;<br />For he to-day that sheds his blood with me<br />Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,<br />This day shall gentle his condition;<br />And gentlemen in England now-a-bed<br />Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,<br />And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks<br />That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day."<br /><br />It still works today to get our 18 year old idiot sons and daughters to go out and kill and be killed so we back home can enjoy Third-World-grown fresh Brussels Sprouts in February.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66671874853652547592012-07-07T08:15:55.217-07:002012-07-07T08:15:55.217-07:00An absolutely basic understanding of history also ...An absolutely basic understanding of history also includes awareness of the First and Second Battles of Panipat. Knowledge of the Third, however, would most certainly border on pretentious douche-dom though.<br />And if y'all don't accept this I'll go all Rourke's Drift on your sorry asses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com