tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3493290957710181585..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 879: OMG I JIZZEDCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-14448071498007534472011-04-03T20:59:56.988-07:002011-04-03T20:59:56.988-07:00Infinitely negative women just means that Mole sle...Infinitely negative women just means that Mole sleeps with a lot of dudesIannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19306866594881187082011-04-03T20:50:21.784-07:002011-04-03T20:50:21.784-07:00don't have sex with a positive man, unless you...don't have sex with a positive man, unless you're using protection<br /><br />also: how CISNORMATIVE of you 7.29Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13371286853881032232011-04-03T19:29:47.487-07:002011-04-03T19:29:47.487-07:00Wouldn't a "negative woman" be a pos...Wouldn't a "negative woman" be a positive man? And in that case is 11:32's equation correlative to one's sexual orientation?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55837502977181638582011-04-03T19:07:59.203-07:002011-04-03T19:07:59.203-07:00Kitten, I was going to answer that with a slandero...Kitten, I was going to answer that with a slanderous comment about your mom, but since your mom is probably a cat... I'll just leave it like that.<br /><br />Jon, your mom is a negative woman. :PProfessional Molehttp://comic.guedesav.blog.brnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15201725926346137912011-04-03T17:13:55.629-07:002011-04-03T17:13:55.629-07:00Correction: mole has slept with 1/0 women. Anythin...Correction: mole has slept with 1/0 women. Anything divided by zero is simultaneously positive and negative infinity, or ±infinity if you will.<br /><br />That means mole has also slept with an INFINITELY NEGATIVE number of women at the same time. How can you sleep with a negative number of women? Do they cancel out the positive ones?? Where can I go to meet one of these negative women???Jon Levinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57939019638186725612011-04-03T15:25:22.136-07:002011-04-03T15:25:22.136-07:00Mole's mum IS the set containing an infinity o...Mole's mum IS the set containing an infinity of women, amirite??<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sorry Mole. I didn't mean it...Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73502941045602120162011-04-03T15:07:27.416-07:002011-04-03T15:07:27.416-07:00Just because he had sex with an infinity of women ...Just because he had sex with an infinity of women doesn't mean he had sex with his mum. If there really was a set containing an infinity of women, he could always take his mom out, it would still be a set with an infinite number of women.<br /><br />But he most certainly had sex with your mum!!!Rochambeaunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56377353861195530292011-04-03T14:58:13.232-07:002011-04-03T14:58:13.232-07:00Mole has had sex with every woman that has existed...Mole has had sex with every woman that has existed or will ever exist or could possibly have existed.<br /><br />Including his mother.<br /><br />And my mother.<br /><br />Bastard!<br /><br />Captcha: Mulph. Mother u'd like to pet heavily.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84979464141340047862011-04-03T14:47:46.642-07:002011-04-03T14:47:46.642-07:00...what?
I posted a comment early today and it di......what?<br /><br />I posted a comment early today and it didn't appear. Now it does! GAH!<br /><br />@11:32<br />Well, I'm a virgin, what does this mean? :PProfessional Molehttp://comic.guedesav.blog.brnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39475584376401809272011-04-03T14:46:21.787-07:002011-04-03T14:46:21.787-07:00Well, apparently now even in Firefox I can't c...Well, apparently now even in Firefox I can't comment in this blog. I don't know what Blogger is doing, but I give up. >_<Professional Molehttp://comic.guedesav.blog.brnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19900410763748774902011-04-03T12:58:16.005-07:002011-04-03T12:58:16.005-07:00mole I don't get it at allmole I don't get it at allrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64240838813106025252011-04-03T11:51:15.647-07:002011-04-03T11:51:15.647-07:00@11:32, I've had sex with one girl... the syst...@11:32, I've had sex with one girl... the system works!<br /><br />So would claiming to have sex with 2 girls really mean sex with a midget?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10259481923930190092011-04-03T11:32:32.916-07:002011-04-03T11:32:32.916-07:00# of women guy claims to have sex with = 1 / # of ...# of women guy claims to have sex with = 1 / # of women he's had sex withAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12775912191529152762011-04-03T08:08:18.195-07:002011-04-03T08:08:18.195-07:00...And by men, you mean yourself....And by men, you mean yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48955821072992495112011-04-03T06:12:37.723-07:002011-04-03T06:12:37.723-07:00I only have sex with men because women can not wit...I only have sex with men because women can not withstand my mighty thrusts.JustScottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85432214478460257232011-04-03T01:21:54.536-07:002011-04-03T01:21:54.536-07:00See, you are all avoiding the question because non...See, you are all avoiding the question because none of you are anywhere near as manly as I am.<br /><br />And @Ann it really isn't very nice to disregard a person just because she has had a bit of cosmetic surgery. Sure, they botched it a bit and ended up having to carve out one of her breasts but that doesn't make her less of a woman. Even if it does, she was at least half a woman and actually let me have a second go before she dumped me so she really should count as one full notch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32772743616553155312011-04-02T20:55:38.326-07:002011-04-02T20:55:38.326-07:00OH SHI-OH SHI-Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25263908058286682192011-04-02T20:42:30.678-07:002011-04-02T20:42:30.678-07:00Especially ALT-F.<i>Especially</i> ALT-F.Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9974797768439254422011-04-02T20:17:46.205-07:002011-04-02T20:17:46.205-07:00Even ALT-F?Even ALT-F?Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87142997649425349482011-04-02T19:56:05.193-07:002011-04-02T19:56:05.193-07:00All of them.All of them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63054514730802373722011-04-02T19:35:02.354-07:002011-04-02T19:35:02.354-07:00Yeah Ann, how many girls have YOU done?
srsly...Yeah Ann, how many girls have YOU done?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />srsly how many?Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4725162345311511042011-04-02T19:01:32.453-07:002011-04-02T19:01:32.453-07:005.51, it doesn't count if they're made of ...5.51, it doesn't count if they're made of plasticAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47118307924463101252011-04-02T17:51:52.880-07:002011-04-02T17:51:52.880-07:00How many girls have you guys done? I'm only 26...How many girls have you guys done? I'm only 26 and have already done three, plus I currently have my sight set on a fourth who seems about ready to relent. Life is good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60645912517450525562011-04-02T15:00:13.512-07:002011-04-02T15:00:13.512-07:00DID YOU JUST MAKE A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE AS WELL...DID YOU JUST MAKE A HARRY POTTER REFERENCE AS WELL <br />OH GOD<br />THE PAIN IS UNENDINGAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67002151407336864362011-04-02T14:14:08.711-07:002011-04-02T14:14:08.711-07:00Read the comic, re-assess: It's the tooltip. T...Read the comic, re-assess: It's the tooltip. The tip. of the tool. <br />...<br />...<br />Get it???<br /><br />Captcha: Crabio. *Flourishes 10¾" vinewood ( dragon heartstring core) and turns you into a crab*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com