tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3403289891647991482..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 842: PenisCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger230125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48744163615931665282011-01-12T07:11:39.708-08:002011-01-12T07:11:39.708-08:00xckd sucks sucks.
Based on this review.xckd sucks sucks.<br /><br />Based on this review.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19463141630302755092011-01-09T09:28:40.049-08:002011-01-09T09:28:40.049-08:00no, you were described as a mountainno, you were described as a mountainAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75682439608183819622011-01-09T01:56:03.117-08:002011-01-09T01:56:03.117-08:00i've been described as a mountebanki've been described as a mountebankrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31152303522523052032011-01-09T01:55:01.439-08:002011-01-09T01:55:01.439-08:00Hey, it's me, that guy who things you are pira...Hey, it's me, that guy who things you are pirates.<br /><br />You are pirates, right?<br />Except for Rob, 'cause pirates have a great sense of humour.<br />That Rob guy isn't a ninja, 'cause ninjas don't go mad about stick figures.<br /><br />What is he?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54121297660216956882011-01-07T20:55:49.610-08:002011-01-07T20:55:49.610-08:00He meant prose...He meant prose...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27717561822807726972011-01-06T05:48:07.127-08:002011-01-06T05:48:07.127-08:00Of course, it's impossible to tell because of ...Of course, it's impossible to tell because of the shitty stick figure art, but isn't he most likely looking at the wrong arm in the last panel?Porphyronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11481239740256229352011-01-05T22:29:11.513-08:002011-01-05T22:29:11.513-08:00Tellemyumad!
Tellemyumad!Tellemyumad!<br />Tellemyumad!Arthurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04837322808525126354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86809916005543246892011-01-05T22:25:44.910-08:002011-01-05T22:25:44.910-08:00This is absolutely hilarious. Back when Carl was r...This is absolutely hilarious. Back when Carl was running the show, the comment threads were full of "Carl you suck and you're boring we want Rob's hate-filled and vitriolic rants." Now that Rob's posting hate-filled vitriol with no pretenses of courtesy or neutrality, the comment threads are full of "Rob you suck we want Carl back he was a talented reviewer and critic." <br /><br />Again, Rob, you are an absolute master of the apparently limitless cuddlefish marionettes whose strings you pull so effortlessly and deftly. My hat, sir, it is off to you.Gryffilionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14326158632676811873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81769281385954850032011-01-05T22:21:18.214-08:002011-01-05T22:21:18.214-08:00No, Rob. "Lol y u mad though?" is a sepa...No, Rob. "Lol y u mad though?" is a separate popular phrase from "umad".<br /><br />See: http://preview.tinyurl.com/2d8qap9<br /><br />Please try to bring Carl back. You're an okay reviewer, but I liked him a lot better!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49114151226179563602011-01-05T20:23:11.171-08:002011-01-05T20:23:11.171-08:00*Both have crippling disorders - one aspergers, on...*Both have crippling disorders - one aspergers, one morbid obesity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38172149900164112592011-01-05T19:31:08.871-08:002011-01-05T19:31:08.871-08:00Rob is Randall. Evidence:
* Both put absolutely n...Rob is Randall. Evidence:<br /><br />* Both put absolutely no effort into their shitty work<br />* Both were decent at one point but now really suck<br />* Both stand behind the defense of "I'm just doing it for my own enjoyment, if you don't like it don't read it" in response to criticism<br />* Both have an obsession with MeganAndrew R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25635805487374102202011-01-05T17:06:33.777-08:002011-01-05T17:06:33.777-08:00u mad.u mad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65995702257816927912011-01-05T17:03:23.490-08:002011-01-05T17:03:23.490-08:00isn't it supposed to go "umad?" you ...isn't it supposed to go "umad?" you people need to keep up with your memes. I can't be here to correct you on the correct way to be a mindless 4chan sheep every time.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48975839816543696452011-01-05T17:01:47.025-08:002011-01-05T17:01:47.025-08:00Rob why you mad though?Rob why you mad though?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49011129693943025962011-01-05T16:17:02.884-08:002011-01-05T16:17:02.884-08:001. from 'youre-just-jealous-or-how-i-learned-t...1. from 'youre-just-jealous-or-how-i-learned-to':<br />"when people are more talented than me, I like them a lot, because not only do they provide me with superb entertainment, I can also learn a lot from them."<br />-- But not Carl - clearly - as you've pointed out, he's not more talented, and you certainly havn't learned anything from him.<br /><br />2. from '...dont-you-have-anything-better-to-do.html':<br />"The best way to improve at skills of analysis is to analyze frequently. What do we do if not analyze XKCD here?"<br />-- I don't know, Rob... 'write' a rambling, half-witted rant??<br /><br />3. from '...comics-dont-have-to-be-funny.html':<br />"The thing is, XKCD is trying to be funny and failing."<br />-- Methinks you have turned into what you most despise...<br /><br />4. from '...but-its-all-subjective':<br />"The reviewer's goal is to make the subjective reaction seem as logical and universal as possible--as well, of course, as to make it an entertaining or otherwise worthwhile read."<br />-- Entertianing? Worthwhile? I begin to see why your cuddly fish may have pointed out their concerns...<br /><br />5.from '...youre-just-biased':<br />"When I write a comic post it goes like this: do a cursory read to formulate a first impression; read it again to make sure I got it; start writing, referencing the comic for an in-depth analysis."<br />-- There was an 'in-depth analysis'. I'm going to need a bigger magnifying glass for my tired old eyes.<br /><br />6. from '...but-it-doesnt-have-to-be-original':<br />"When I begin to lose interest in the blog one of you, my loyal fan-trolls, will post an insult about how I look like I need to get some sleep or something and that's when I know that I must continue. "<br />-- Please, continue.<br /><br />Mr. C. Poisson, esq.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2839700851409654422011-01-05T15:43:54.995-08:002011-01-05T15:43:54.995-08:00I miss Carl. :CI miss Carl. :CAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20200941265859574672011-01-05T14:44:24.384-08:002011-01-05T14:44:24.384-08:00This blog post has waaaayyy too many vaginas ... w...This blog post has waaaayyy too many vaginas ... wait ... I mean comments ... wait ... shit ....Capnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51299539692268537382011-01-05T13:50:38.310-08:002011-01-05T13:50:38.310-08:00Arthur you forgot to mention what bodily fluid you...Arthur you forgot to mention what bodily fluid you're projectile vomiting today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33368218887857219512011-01-05T13:49:05.794-08:002011-01-05T13:49:05.794-08:00@Ray
Nobody who likes xkcd gives a shit about the...@Ray<br /><br />Nobody who likes xkcd gives a shit about the art. It's the childish style that, in part, endears people to the comic. No one is going to say, "I LOVE THIS IDEA. NOW IF ONLY IT WEREN'T DONE IN STICK FIGURES!" <br /><br />It's not a good idea ruined by Randall's style. It's a smug idea that will be proliferated throughout the internet in part because of his style.Arthurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04837322808525126354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4732108914520579302011-01-05T13:07:41.795-08:002011-01-05T13:07:41.795-08:00Whoah, I just realized something about the Penis c...Whoah, I just realized something about the Penis comic. A Randall-Sue who speaks in purple prose and buys big jugs of kerosene and likes burning things... this comic must be about the dude from his crappy Machine of Death story!Ex-ambivalentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55659106887230715482011-01-05T12:39:38.899-08:002011-01-05T12:39:38.899-08:00The new comic is...pretty bad. The art isn't v...The new comic is...pretty bad. The art isn't very good (it's hard to tell what's in her hand), and the dialogue is awkward. I understand the point was to make it clear that the students were in middle school, but what kind of teacher would really call her class that? Maybe a larger sense of disbelief is necessary to let that part pass.<br /><br />The idea of the comic itself wasn't too bad, but it was ruined by bad art/dialogue.Raynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2272164598528380972011-01-05T12:19:56.664-08:002011-01-05T12:19:56.664-08:00Well, a kind of pirate.Well, a <i>kind</i> of pirate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11550947505298927352011-01-05T12:03:36.960-08:002011-01-05T12:03:36.960-08:00i'm not convinced
your name is "R."...i'm not convinced<br /><br />your name is "R." after allAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82112432302110678252011-01-05T12:00:52.965-08:002011-01-05T12:00:52.965-08:00also we're not pirates
i think
pretty sure an...also we're not pirates<br />i think<br /><br />pretty sure anywayR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88899144207608793392011-01-05T11:59:24.450-08:002011-01-05T11:59:24.450-08:00Yeah, you are. Or did you pay to view this site?Yeah, you are. Or did you pay to view this site?R.noreply@blogger.com