tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3224288014625188083..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 866: Randy's LifeCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger91125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16137373450006137892011-03-03T16:44:13.314-08:002011-03-03T16:44:13.314-08:00Anybody here ever watch Angry Video Game Nerd? He&...Anybody here ever watch Angry Video Game Nerd? He's another Randall story. He used to be funny (2 or 3 years ago), and now his stuff is horrible. I mean fucking bad. He fails hard to be funny. But all his fans continue to suck his dick. <br /><br />Fucking asshole.Botwoonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24062401718920606332011-03-03T13:56:28.741-08:002011-03-03T13:56:28.741-08:00...why would a herpetologist care that someone wan......why would a herpetologist care that someone wants to relabel the biology specialties? His education and research would be just as valid as before. If his focus was on amphibians, he'd be a batrachologist. If reptiles he's be an ornithologist with a subspecialty. New business cards would be the biggest issue. <br /><br />Also unless there's an actual ornithologist movement to merge the fields, there isn't a joke. It's just "lulz, what if someone insisted everyone with a related field change their job title? If that's happening, it's funny!"<br /><br />tl;dr comic is stupid randall is stupid people who think xkcd is funny are stupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37456789106084708372011-03-03T13:13:31.429-08:002011-03-03T13:13:31.429-08:00Hey now ... don't be like that, I still need t...Hey now ... don't be like that, I still need to get your picture for the cover of my vasectomy pamphlet.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49286451430218951612011-03-03T13:06:19.372-08:002011-03-03T13:06:19.372-08:00YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME I HATE YOU AND I&...YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME I HATE YOU AND I'M GONNA RUN AWAY AND JOIN THE CIRCUS AND THEN YOU'LL MISS ME AND LOVE ME AND EVERYTHING BUT I WONT EVER COME BACKLord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33098513020656916962011-03-03T12:59:56.047-08:002011-03-03T12:59:56.047-08:00YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT THAT WE GRUDGINGLY LEARNED TO...YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT THAT WE GRUDGINGLY LEARNED TO ACCEPT AS A PART OF OUR LIVES!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72116038968562802732011-03-03T12:59:05.038-08:002011-03-03T12:59:05.038-08:00It's not my fault my life is in shamboo's!...It's not my fault my life is in shamboo's! And to top it off I have an illegitimate tranny child!Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50191553528193328802011-03-03T12:55:39.383-08:002011-03-03T12:55:39.383-08:00You are the worst parents ever.You are the worst parents ever.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23388651263896120882011-03-03T12:52:21.512-08:002011-03-03T12:52:21.512-08:00I think Keelyn's head on the Capn's pictur...I think Keelyn's head on the Capn's picture would be funnier, but what do I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87131665943026461172011-03-03T12:49:42.471-08:002011-03-03T12:49:42.471-08:00Good god we made an ugly child. I mean I've se...Good god we made an ugly child. I mean I've seen some ugly babies before ... but GEEEEEEZZE!!Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33468616488860306522011-03-03T12:49:23.900-08:002011-03-03T12:49:23.900-08:00The least you could do is send support in the form...The least you could do is send support in the form of <a href="http://ravenzomg.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">page impressions</a> or even trying some satisfying links. Capn Ravenzomg will, of course, see none of my several fractions of cents you send.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63026200179331708932011-03-03T12:38:14.172-08:002011-03-03T12:38:14.172-08:00Father, don't try to deny your responsibilitie...Father, don't try to deny your responsibilities.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26060103066670697622011-03-03T12:27:39.622-08:002011-03-03T12:27:39.622-08:00Capn, that is not at all appropriate in these econ...Capn, that is not at all appropriate in these economic times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-77903731880617097492011-03-03T12:02:17.013-08:002011-03-03T12:02:17.013-08:00Wait wait wait .... wait ...
I demand a paternity...Wait wait wait .... wait ...<br /><br />I demand a paternity test you slut! <br /><br />Captcha: shamboo<br /><br />Why a ghost files for bankruptcy; his life is in shamboo's!Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88618589976774073402011-03-03T11:52:42.354-08:002011-03-03T11:52:42.354-08:00Make it do another. Because, you know, this was fu...Make it do another. Because, you know, this was funny and your reviews kind of... suck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72839759752595817082011-03-03T11:39:00.538-08:002011-03-03T11:39:00.538-08:00So I guess there be capn in there, since you are h...So I guess there be capn in there, since you are half-Capn, half-Ravenzomg. Try as you may, you cannot deny your dark capn-plagued past...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54089552073445716482011-03-03T11:35:16.912-08:002011-03-03T11:35:16.912-08:00Today, Abstruse Goose is...
...dull, and still aw...Today, Abstruse Goose is...<br /><br />...<a href="http://abstrusegoose.com/345" rel="nofollow">dull, and still awful</a>.Abstruse Goose Watchhttp://abstrusegoose.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36861697817834071242011-03-03T10:50:48.198-08:002011-03-03T10:50:48.198-08:00http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackVi...http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackVikings<br /><br />Captcha: Presto. Hey Presto! Black Vikings.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11193996350741420322011-03-03T10:46:59.823-08:002011-03-03T10:46:59.823-08:00I'd be interested in a historically inaccurate...I'd be interested in a historically inaccurate film about black viking ancestors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60873665848783478202011-03-03T10:04:16.684-08:002011-03-03T10:04:16.684-08:00Raven's blog: the internet version of the film...Raven's blog: the internet version of the film Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire?Veshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06095687089196127511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31399759249098950302011-03-03T09:43:38.473-08:002011-03-03T09:43:38.473-08:00raven writes remarkably well for a young black gir...raven writes remarkably well for a young black girl fighting the tide of racism and poverty. she is truly a testament to the character of the people of this country!!Carl Markshttp://nimp.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60761223987908822022011-03-03T09:39:00.570-08:002011-03-03T09:39:00.570-08:00I FUCKING HATE BOOKENDSI FUCKING HATE BOOKENDSYour friendnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89503605318608621442011-03-03T08:24:50.892-08:002011-03-03T08:24:50.892-08:00oh no the economyoh no the economyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9792637378740155072011-03-03T08:11:11.135-08:002011-03-03T08:11:11.135-08:00ACTUALLY IT TOTALLY DOES, LOOK AT THIS: http://www...ACTUALLY IT TOTALLY DOES, LOOK AT THIS: http://www.drudgereport.com/ omg this is so awful :<The Fredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18178925330508855156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-65431498583499834192011-03-03T08:04:16.551-08:002011-03-03T08:04:16.551-08:00Okay, take it easy.Okay, take it easy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74654735834348349342011-03-03T07:54:20.257-08:002011-03-03T07:54:20.257-08:00I link to my own stuff in my name. What the hell e...I link to my own stuff in my name. What the hell else are you expecting in a link embedded in my name? ....Granted I did it twice [the exact frequency in which I mentioned "ravenzomg"], but don't hate bookends, my friend.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com