tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3143655478687437079..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 975: Occulting the JokeCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger65125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39772150364626001412011-11-12T15:14:34.639-08:002011-11-12T15:14:34.639-08:00you know what else is sterile, Rob?
@3:00's c...you know what else is sterile, Rob?<br /><br />@3:00's catAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42636886455052808672011-11-12T15:00:45.619-08:002011-11-12T15:00:45.619-08:00My cat seems to have a bloody vagina. I do not be...My cat seems to have a bloody vagina. I do not believe her to be menstruating due to he status as "spayed."<br /><br />I have learned recently through SMBC that cat penises are spike coated and have considered the possibility that she incurred some genital wounding during sex with an outdoor cat.<br /><br />Does this sound feasible? I don't know whether a spayed cat would even be having sex, or whether the spikes of a cat penis commonly cause bleeding in the vagina of their partner.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56460055711210744992011-11-12T14:10:41.099-08:002011-11-12T14:10:41.099-08:001. Set-up by rob
2. Further set-up by anon
3. Anon...1. Set-up by rob<br />2. Further set-up by anon<br />3. Anon subverts expectations<br />4. Jon Levi drags the joke on in the most boring way possibleJim Pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32894324282866504382011-11-12T13:18:57.147-08:002011-11-12T13:18:57.147-08:00you know what else is sterile, Rob?
me...I... I&#...you know what else is sterile, Rob?<br /><br />me...I... I've been diagnosed a couple of weeks back.R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36843714701400973872011-11-12T04:20:05.468-08:002011-11-12T04:20:05.468-08:00you know what else is sterile, Rob?
YOUR FACE!you know what else is sterile, Rob? <br /><br />YOUR FACE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30989967581784287152011-11-11T23:36:50.380-08:002011-11-11T23:36:50.380-08:00I almost mentioned it, but I'm not sure quite ...I almost mentioned it, but I'm not sure quite what to say about it. It seems like such a boring response to it--but it fits the sterile world presented in the comic, I guess.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8240553130598460322011-11-11T22:23:32.178-08:002011-11-11T22:23:32.178-08:00I'm surprised that you didn't jump on the ...I'm surprised that you didn't jump on the fact that Randy included a "He has a point..." at the end, pretending that people agree with him.NiggerMasternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3712601479772578032011-11-11T22:09:23.185-08:002011-11-11T22:09:23.185-08:00I believe we are thinking of the same concept!I believe we are thinking of the same concept!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17635976782704825582011-11-11T22:05:21.906-08:002011-11-11T22:05:21.906-08:00I would think you're referring to a concept sp...I would think you're referring to a concept specific to anonfag boards like 4chan. <br /><br />But yeah usually that means Rob, considering he's the one who "starts the thread".ThePirateKinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03855894192400453985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72948216928825629452011-11-11T21:34:03.696-08:002011-11-11T21:34:03.696-08:00Guys, if I say OP, would you think I'm referri...Guys, if I say OP, would you think I'm referring to Rob or the first person to post something in the comments section?<br /><br />Also: you're beautiful baby, never change.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81144513077619291402011-11-11T16:45:58.058-08:002011-11-11T16:45:58.058-08:00"Ever think that perhaps the point of this on..."Ever think that perhaps the point of this one is the fact that you expect to be instilled with some great emotion, and it gets pulled away from you in the last panel?"<br /><br />having no emotional content at all is not a twist, it's a flaw.<br /><br />"But I suppose it's easier to just call it boring because it doesn't do what you expect, doesn't conform, and takes things in a completely different direction than others have before. "<br /><br />I'm pretty sure I complain about how utterly expected the joke is pretty much all the time. not sure where you're getting the idea that I insist that everything fit my expectations (apart from the fact that you are desperately trying to find a schema into which you can place people who disagree with you--they're all conformists who love the status quo!)rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68301666766765335812011-11-11T16:17:13.131-08:002011-11-11T16:17:13.131-08:00if you think 976 isn't funny enough, you clear...if you think 976 isn't funny enough, you clearly haven't got the point yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-43171822170211869972011-11-11T16:01:28.800-08:002011-11-11T16:01:28.800-08:002:42
I may be bland, but rich and deep like vanill...2:42<br />I may be bland, but rich and deep like vanilla icecream. Suiting, considering I have no colour.<br /><br />You mistook my figure for a sun evolving from a sail? I laugh at you, meager unlearn-ed mortal.<br /><br />Get a sense of taste. I am pure brilliance, and have subverted expectations wonderfully. I DEFINE greatness through minimalism.<br /><br />I shall now attempt to transcend perfection and extension (a daring task, in present company), and present myself before the large mighty Rob. Grade me. (1 being the highest, 10 being marked by Rob's seal of approval)Comic #976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66354734661526457092011-11-11T15:16:51.430-08:002011-11-11T15:16:51.430-08:00And by imagination I mean two cardboard boxes proc...And by imagination I mean two cardboard boxes procreating.<br /><br />OH YEAH.Jim Pantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72907366595815915982011-11-11T14:42:43.587-08:002011-11-11T14:42:43.587-08:00On 976: I thought there was, like, a sun coming fr...On 976: I thought there was, like, a sun coming from his sail until I read the alt-text. Either way, it's bland and pointless. So the sail is made of bubble liquid? Okay... that's cool, I guess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31404380524008226372011-11-11T12:28:08.245-08:002011-11-11T12:28:08.245-08:00Right hand. I don't need no porn. I use my ima...Right hand. I don't need no porn. I use my imagination.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16138409797105541679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31986717947827385762011-11-11T09:07:38.895-08:002011-11-11T09:07:38.895-08:00@10:46 ALTF was a newfag and so are you.@10:46 ALTF was a newfag and so are you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1205240166659281532011-11-11T08:44:39.498-08:002011-11-11T08:44:39.498-08:00WE ARE THE 99%WE ARE THE 99%Comic #976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72922289976300198142011-11-11T08:18:40.072-08:002011-11-11T08:18:40.072-08:00clearly you haven't read the ****ing alt text ...clearly you haven't read the ****ing alt text yetAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87237227772966647842011-11-11T08:11:37.129-08:002011-11-11T08:11:37.129-08:00thank god there are no words in 976. i would rate ...thank god there are no words in 976. i would rate it "pretty okay I guess", which is relatively high for xkcd these days.ravenzomghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01071866294544174164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9850747361247981382011-11-11T07:44:49.588-08:002011-11-11T07:44:49.588-08:00I just want to say that the breastfeeding jokes ar...I just want to say that the breastfeeding jokes are about the only reason I read this blog anymore. Today's joke was quite good quality.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80727766856282385002011-11-11T07:25:57.129-08:002011-11-11T07:25:57.129-08:00Hey, guys, what hand do you masturbate with? I lik...Hey, guys, what hand do you masturbate with? I like to use my left so I can keep my right hand free to move the mouse to browse for porn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42949015584657760852011-11-11T07:10:59.181-08:002011-11-11T07:10:59.181-08:00I also liked the sail comic. It was pretty clever....I also liked the sail comic. It was pretty clever.Timofeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478844501804517520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7060765932457123282011-11-11T06:48:09.818-08:002011-11-11T06:48:09.818-08:00Deja vu is because the first panel is from one of ...Deja vu is because the first panel is from one of the 9/11 comicsDustinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91206685930737363662011-11-11T05:55:12.343-08:002011-11-11T05:55:12.343-08:00I, for one, am happy being a sheep. Sheep don'...I, for one, am happy being a sheep. Sheep don't get swirlied in high school, right 5:38.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.com