tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post3004350714070060066..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1080-1082: FaultyCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger105125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-81051847093335925992012-07-25T13:29:07.205-07:002012-07-25T13:29:07.205-07:00Yeah black hat guy is my favorite xkcd character, ...Yeah black hat guy is my favorite xkcd character, except for black hair women, she's so smart and witty!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11696522674673067942012-07-25T12:18:44.261-07:002012-07-25T12:18:44.261-07:00Everyone else? You mean all 4 of them?Everyone else? You mean all 4 of them?Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54730703898648065612012-07-25T11:13:41.037-07:002012-07-25T11:13:41.037-07:00:(...
Of course some of you already knew it was m...:(...<br /><br />Of course some of you already knew it was me. As for everyone else, you must be quite confused now. The Capn you have known and loved for the last three months has been a lie. I make no apologies.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78396461319650532332012-07-25T10:43:17.416-07:002012-07-25T10:43:17.416-07:00And you're Haley Joel Osment.And you're Haley Joel Osment.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88180186172159618562012-07-25T10:41:54.059-07:002012-07-25T10:41:54.059-07:00come back carlcome back carlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36293074855354323152012-07-25T10:41:38.844-07:002012-07-25T10:41:38.844-07:00This blog has always been terrible. Rob has always...This blog has always been terrible. Rob has always been fat. Carl was never here. Megan has always had cancer. And we have always been at war with Eurasia.<br /><br />It's really hard to care about hating on or critiquing xkcd for an extended period of time.<br /><br />You should thank Rob's fat, lazy, uninspired ass so that you still have a place on the internet to spew your unimportant opinions about an equally unimportant, silly, harmless webcomic.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21881683233686470722012-07-25T10:33:29.557-07:002012-07-25T10:33:29.557-07:00No, put that away. You're already on several l...No, put that away. You're already on several lists for that kind of thing.<br /><br />My unique persona can be fulfilled by any red assed baboon this side of the African continent, just as much as any Markov Chain text generator can effectively imitate ALT-F.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25703983426302927912012-07-25T09:28:43.838-07:002012-07-25T09:28:43.838-07:00This blog is dead.This blog is dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32692568129252982342012-07-25T08:49:08.087-07:002012-07-25T08:49:08.087-07:00HI RANDALLHI RANDALLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-58964299453945219752012-07-25T04:33:07.281-07:002012-07-25T04:33:07.281-07:00haha he can't figure out a loophole to get unl...haha he can't figure out a loophole to get unlimited wishes (whats an eyelash wish anyway? still funny concept regardless, classic black hat)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25851241406072467462012-07-25T02:30:46.916-07:002012-07-25T02:30:46.916-07:00Capn, you're alive!
I assure you that I stole...Capn, you're alive!<br /><br />I assure you that I stole your identity as an act of respect and because I can. The xkcdsucks blog needed a Capn and I was willing to give it to them.<br /><br />But one could never fill such big shoes. I could never be a true copy of your unique persona. And so I'm glad you're back.<br /><br />Does anyone want to see my true identity.Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36797796832170574712012-07-24T23:22:23.915-07:002012-07-24T23:22:23.915-07:00You suck at being Capn.You suck at being Capn.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27308337279463990672012-07-24T09:13:36.186-07:002012-07-24T09:13:36.186-07:00And Randall gets the value of a mole wrong? How di...And Randall gets the value of a mole wrong? How did he do that? All he needed to do was copy paste it from Wikipedia, delete the decimal and add the appropriate number of zeroes. Wikipedia actually gives several value for Avogadro's number; some are official standards, one is an experimental value and Google's calculator function gives yet another value. Randall's number matches none of these. Where did it come from?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31257687335696005082012-07-24T08:54:44.487-07:002012-07-24T08:54:44.487-07:00It is 'more times THAN the Soviet Union' y...It is 'more times THAN the Soviet Union' you unlettered ignocuntoramus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59755231970818514082012-07-23T20:14:21.449-07:002012-07-23T20:14:21.449-07:00You made me go back and read the alt text.
So fuc...You made me go back and read the alt text.<br /><br />So fuck you too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74032352087807842132012-07-23T13:14:15.039-07:002012-07-23T13:14:15.039-07:00His alt text for todays comic was funny.His alt text for todays comic was funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-56800096727600487702012-07-23T07:03:14.998-07:002012-07-23T07:03:14.998-07:00no actually it was a stupid joke that has been mad...no actually it was a stupid joke that has been made more times then the soviet unionAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29552226249277882402012-07-23T07:00:56.184-07:002012-07-23T07:00:56.184-07:00Today's comic has been done already. http://ww...Today's comic has been done already. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqSfrB8P-a0Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53811677855319092142012-07-23T06:20:55.649-07:002012-07-23T06:20:55.649-07:00Today's comic has a good idea, but a boring ex...Today's comic has a good idea, but a boring execution. Anyone with Photoshop and 20 seconds to think about it could improve it. Even the Serbs.cptnoremachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04265383595176504467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80803160351459239292012-07-21T13:43:29.192-07:002012-07-21T13:43:29.192-07:00"......Your semicolon is fallacious....."..."......Your semicolon is fallacious....."<br /><br />Really?<br />Thanks. I've not had much luck, when in the Anglosphere, deciding whether to use the colon or the semicolon. I even had a stoma 'carved' to shunt diacritics directly from the Ascending thus avoiding the Transverse, Descending and Sigmoids altogether.<br />Didn't help!<br />And, of course, you know I smell now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-7080661217301576512012-07-21T13:27:43.718-07:002012-07-21T13:27:43.718-07:00Your semicolon is fallacious, but my colon is not....Your semicolon is fallacious, but my colon is not.<br /><br />And the oldest profession is the greatest cockblocker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91033580175281304662012-07-21T11:40:20.809-07:002012-07-21T11:40:20.809-07:00Au contraire, mes amis.
Your argument, whether it ...Au contraire, mes amis.<br />Your argument, whether it is rendered in 'logic-ese' or 'medic-ese', is fallacious; in premise and presentation.<br />And I think you smell. <br /><br /><br />"....All professions are conspiracies against gaiety...."<br /><br />Not the oldest!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62042963061107636002012-07-21T11:03:51.413-07:002012-07-21T11:03:51.413-07:00I wonder how Randall's going to snap when his ...I wonder how Randall's going to snap when his posters quit selling. <br /><br />My guess is he'll play out one of those black hat guy fantasies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69196595143800595602012-07-21T11:01:59.698-07:002012-07-21T11:01:59.698-07:00".....in which case it'd've done bett...".....in which case it'd've done better....."<br /><br />"it'd've"<br /><br />A double contraction with a euphonic - some might say; cacophonic - elision to boot?<br />Well fuck me from behind with a conflation of two auxiliary verbs and a rigid inflectional suffix, but that is so cool!<br /><br />Not as good as <b>Innit</b> though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35184323131342956412012-07-21T10:51:23.016-07:002012-07-21T10:51:23.016-07:00A mathematician writes his argument in logic-ese a...A mathematician writes his argument in logic-ese and is judged inadequate by a doctor who responds in medic-ese.<br /><br />All professions are conspiracies against gaiety.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com